Try it Friday and Saturday night. Tinder is a hookup app. Also try craigslist or get an escort. Or, you know, cruise bars like a person who's not damaged.

>>686590542
Too poor for escorts or bars

Post a screenshot of your profile and I'll give you constructive criticism

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>>686591539
Should probably delete this picture tbh

Inb4 I become a meme

I've got quite a few matches


nothing has ever come of them, girls either don't message back or talk for a bit then don't message back after I ask them out

Maybe I am just autistic at actually talking to girls, I'm not fat or anything

>>686591668
are you serious? this is your profile pic?

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>>686592175
No, this one is and it's worse

>>686592329
>pirate/rum connoisseur
>metalhead.
>neckbeard
>greasy slicked back hair, theres probably a ponytail on the back.

I hope your aware tinder is literally an app full of book covers. Maybe youre a great guy. But i highly doubt many people would read that description and look at the way you present yourself and be really interested. Sorry to be brutal but yeah, its a pretty cringey profile.

>>686590340
lol if youre a casual racist then you probably arent getting any matches because youre a bad person.

Being a POS usually means youre a POS in other aspects of your life.

>>686592329
You're fat. Get off tinder, it's useless. I had the same problem. You're not going to win any girls by showing them an unattractive picture. Your only hope is to win a girl by meeting them in person and by using whit and charm.
Said that, you're a btard, you're totally fucked.

>>686592329
lose body fat
get hair cut
shave
problems solved
also post pics of you actually doing stuff

Why are you "less than a mile away" on your own account?

Go to a comic book store and hit on the ugliest bitch in there. You'll have the best chance

>>686592745
I just don't wanna date a black girl

>>686592689
I'll work on that

>>686592856
brb going to find events on meetup

>>686592928
Working on it
Looking for a good hairstyle
Already did

>>686592930
Fuck knows, tinder am dumb

>>686592968
This is NYC, the ugliest girl in a comic store would also be the only one (girl working the counter)

Definitely delete the first picture. Delete pirate and metalhead. You would look A LOT better if you shaved. No offense, but your beard doesn't come in very well.

I see your problem. You're autistic.

>>686593368
Yeah, kinda already knew that, I mean, I'm on /b/ asking for advice after all

>>686592329
You look like someone who actually took the "be youself" advice

>>686593500
Yeah, and apparently people don't like that

Look a lot of greasy autists like you all have the SAME problem.
You don't HAVE to look like a euphoric neckbeard to enjoy the greaseball things you like.

-Get a haircut preferably one that's in style (Look up modern guy haircuts)

-Dress like a fucking normal person your age (NICE button ups, khakis, nice shoes) anything neutral would work. DO NOT wear your Cannibal Corpse graphic tee and expect to get laid

-Work on your hygiene

-Although it's not extremely necessary it would help tremendously if you lost some weight
Hell all you gotta do is ride a bike for 60 mins a day and not eat shitty all the time

You can still enjoy your anime and shit but nobody will take you seriously looking like that.

>>686593056
>I just don't wanna date a black girl
Whats the problem? Shes just like any other girl but with darker skin.

If youre gonna be picky then your dream girl is gonna walk by

Too bad if the woman of your dreams is colored

life of a /b/ tard

>>686593564
No, most people dont
better sticking to the norm and be yourself privately

Listen to metal and enjoy it
Dont dress or tell people you listen to it

I go to church and have one night stands and people are surprised when my phone is just full of the black dahlia murder

fuck I went to see thy art is murder live and saw my old preschool teacher there singing along to holy war even though he taught at a christian school

its not hard man just walk down the main road of NYC or what ever (I live in NZ so I dont have a clue) and just look at everyone else and try to mimic their appearance

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>>686593651
So you're saying I should get pic related? I would rather kill myself. I'll look for more "in style" haircuts though

I wear black jeans and a plain black tee usually

I shower regularly

I eat fine, I just sit on my ass all day

>animu
lolno

>>686593680
Literally every black girl I know is drama drama drama drama drama drama fight fight fight fight fight. I live in NYC, so it's fucking insane

>>686590340
Shave immediately

Also you're not attractive enough for Tinder, but you should try OK Cupid

>>686592329
Also photos come out better when using front facing camera

>>686593500
>>686593564

That is the opposite of being yourself you fucking idiot

OP's profile picture shows insecurity and shame

>>686590340
Probably because you're a loser who posts on 4chan that no girl wants.
Part of the crew, part of the ship.

Put occupation as pilot then bullshit and say you're doing the training part time. It works so well

>>686594242
I shaved a bit ago, my shit grows slow as fuck. I look even worse clean shaven than with a neckbeard.
Making account now

>>686594293
I don't even have that tablet anymore, now I just have an actual camera. No smartphone, either.

>>686594379
You have a very valid point

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>>686594201
Google "hitler youth haircuts" and get one of those even if you think you look like a tard youll look far better than you do now

also

>assuming all girls of one race are the same
10/10 OP even if you looked like david beckham no girl wold want a guy like that

try go for a black chick if shes cool to talk to on tinder youll enjoy her company irl

dont look at her kin and think drama just look at her face and think potential hookup/partner

>>686594295
It's not shame, it's depression

>>686594714
Who let you out of >>>/pol/ ? If I fucking google that, I'm gonna be on a watchlist for sure.

>tells me to give blacks a chance
>tells me to get a hitler youth haircut
Only on /b/

>>686594955
are you this stupid? have you not seen the news in the last couple years?
There are NO watchlists! Everyone is under permanent surveillance

>>686594955
OK, you got me there but itler youth had some pretty good haircuts

Getting on a watchlist is worth getting girls

Its only a suggestions but no fucking joke does hitler youth vuts bring up better results than "stylish hair cuts" or even "combovers"

>>686592329
You look just like a freind of mine, also into metal. Years ago he got a short haircut (i still give him shit, but his life is way better / he doesen't come here so), walked/ran around with dogs for an hour a day, got a better job, kept the beard. I cant bring myself to loose the long hair so i gotta double up on e erything else (clothes, interesting non-technical hobbies, confidence, etc.) He counts as a b-stock chad by apperance, all he hasta do is not screw it up with words

>>686594955
Well doesn't seem your current hair is doing you any justice so might as well. He referenced it as Hitler's youth haircut because it's where it comes from and somehow it's fashionable 70 years later.

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honestly OP if you had a picture like this youd bring in more girls

it looks cringe but its far better than yours

go to barber and say "give me a new look" or "im going on a date tonight" they will make it look good for you

>>686595117
Wait, I thought there were watchlists for extra surveillance?
God damnit, I forgot this was a thing http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2011/11/how-ask-hitler-youth-haircut/45095/

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Straight up, "murders and executions" possibly change that. Would you like to hook with Tiffany "cut-your-dick-off-and-make-you-eat-it-sushi-style."

>>686595533
I was actually hoping somebody would get the reference, seems nobody's seen American Psycho in NYC

>>686594955

M8 you need confidence and charisma, not looks and a haircut like these fucking virgin /b/tards suggesting you to do. You're just going to end up like a woman pleasing bitch and that won't get you far. Are you going to change your hairstyle to please women or because you actually fucking want to? Remember that you're a MAN, not a WOMAN. Only women dress up to please others.

Fix the depression and your insecurities inside of you. No matter how good looking you are, having no confidence and a sense of self esteem is no good.

I have used Tinder and but I ended up deleting it with all my matches and I don't recommend it to look up women on it. It's basically all fun and games but the women there are equally insecure as the men there. Meet a women in real life instead. It takes more than just looks to be naturally attractive.

>>686594201
What's wrong with pic related?
Seriously, you're not betraying anything. I would be 98% more inclined to hang out with a metalhead sporting a modern haircut than the stereotypical greasy neckbeard ponytail.

Black jeans and black tees are also a "stay away from me" sign. Even though most I've met are gentle people, I associate that way of dressing with undesirable characteristics.

Man, if you'd knew how much your life would change if you followed what >>686593651 said instead of getting defensive, you'd change in a heartbeat.

Best of luck

>>686595507
extra like in extra permanent?

>>686595701

Also, the secret to getting matches is to just literally be yourself and be patient. You don't need some stupid fucking bio to describe yourself. I was getting matches here and there and my bio was blank.

>>686595701
Hes asking to get matches on tinder not how to totally breach his comfort zone

remember he posts on /b/

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>>686595701
I actually want to cut my hair, it's all ratty and won't stay unfrizzed. I just haven't gone through with it yet because I don't know what to get
I've been putting serious work into fixing my depression and I have no excuses as to why it's still as bad as it is.

>>686595819
As in listening to your every word

>>686595798
What's wrong with a manbun is I'm not a yuppie
>pic related
NYC is a bit different from most cities, there's a huge goth culture here

>>686596092
We've already established that I'm not going to get matches on Tinder, so fuck it, it turned into a self help thread

>>686591668
I'd remove pirate and rum connoisseur too you cringy fuck.
Along with murders and executions.
What type of cunts do you think you'll attract like that?

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>>686596379
Drunk girls that like Christian Bale

>>686596267
Dont do man bun they are ugly and only hot dudes who slay already can pull them off

Agree with hitler youth guy

ignore depression it will stay with you untill you get with a girl then come back 8 months into a relationship dont fight, embrace it and move on

>>686596550
Thank you for agreeing with me on that

Going to do it

The void's been staring back hard as fuck, don't know how to fix it. I'll look into some treatments that don't involve pharmaceuticals

>>686596379
Agreed that's more of second date things to say. Even then I'd refrain from saying any of that

>>686596831
Oh, you know what? I just remembered one of my friends said they were getting shrooms sometime soon. Might get on their ass about that, I keep hearing about trials using them to see if they cure depression

>>686591668
I hope you're not the neckbeard on the right.

>>686596831
Like I said before, dont fight it. it will make it worse, trust me.

I was a mad metal head that hated my parents did bad at school and was overwhelemed by depression for years. I was suicidal. Got drunk one nigt and nearly did it if I didnt get into an argument with my Dad.

Im still slowly pulling out of it but only because ive stopped doing all the shit that i did when i was depressed.

no more metal
ditched interest in computers for cars
new friends
new habits

dont fight it, leave it behind you

>>686597207
Can vouch for cars vs computers
I also ditched games for gym and it's helped tremendously

>>686597311
Im gonna swap games for gym soon as all my friends have but its just money right now.

job huntings a bitch in area

Dude honestly I think you are mad cringe but don't fucking listen to these beta fags. Be yourself and pussy will come. Don't completely change yourself for a cunt who might not be there in a month

>>686597155
I am and it's been shaved

>>686597207
I can't even fathom myself making a jump like that. I don't even have a remote interest in cars and it would be extremely hard to break into, seeing as simply owning a car, let alone driving it, would be well beyond my means. I only make ~$800 a month. I can't work and get SSI because I have PTSD and IED (I would probably wind up assaulting my boss, it nearly happened before)

>>686597024

Psychedelics in general don't cure "depression", you experience ego death where you have no sense of ego which can be scary but you become just your consciousness and realize that there are no social norms or labels in life. You see that depression is caused by labels of good and bad that society has put in your head. In truth, there is no good or bad, it's all matter of one's perspective.

It's the same experience you had as a newborn except that it now you remember it unlike a newborn since they begin memorizing at the age of 3.

>>686597503
>soon as all my friends have
/b/ro honestly, you can still have games but just make gym a regular thing, eventually it will take over games as you get more invested and become a /fit/izen

Money isn't an issue, get your protein from whey and chicken breasts (cheapest sources, at least for me), count your calories/protein and hop on SS for 6 months, then transition into PPL 2x a week

>>686590340
>I live in NYC

Move

>>686597771
You can also do calisthenics at home. Simple body weight exercises. Protein and reps cuts fat so fucking quick

What I want to know is, when you've got a Tinder and done the date, how do you initiate sex.
Be all like 'hey bb u wan sum fuk?'

nyc atleast had a funny thing happening to them
>9/11

>>686597939
He's a pirate. Arrrrgh is somewhere in there

>>686597939

How to get sex

1. Don't be desperate for sex you fucking faggot especially on a first date.

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>>686597649
Yeah, this is what I definately need. I'm having existential crises on a daily basis and that shit isn't fucking helping my depression /at all/

Just to clarify, >>686597503 isn't me

>>686597801
I would if I could, trust me. I've been in this fucking rat's nest for 3 fucking years and I hate it. The only thing living here has going for it is that I'm not living with my fucking parents. Which, btw, is not an option, they're living out of their van, being stoners in Colorado

>>686597939
kekd

>>686598022
>pic related

>>686593680
this tbh

>>686590800
This. Here's your problem

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>>686598241
You're not wrong at all. Girls want guys with money, even though they put on a front saying otherwise

>>686597604
I was never into cars myself. I always wanted a little shit box because i used no feul. When I made the jump I unsubbed to loads of computers youtubers and subbed to loads of car ones just watched them and pretendeed to be facinsated until i really was. Cars is just an example. You can pick anything, but for the sake of looking for a girl try make it somethings normal, like cars or (as much as i hate it) sports.

"change is like a holiday"

have enough change in your life things will get better

even changing the locatio of your bed in your room can help alot towards changing other things in life.

All it takes is that big initial step to start turning your life around and no amount of threads will actually help untill you take the step to help yourself.

>>686597771
Literally no money, althoguh im giving all this mad advice i still live with my parents. they aer paying for basic living atm until my course starts and until i get a job.

My main focus is trying to find a job and between that and doing crazy obs around the house to pay board i cbf going for jogs to start

>inb4 telling OP to turn his life around but too lazy to run

I turned my life around after 7 ears of depression, its a small break before i start working

>>686597771
>nd hop on SS for 6 months, then transition into PPL 2x a week
can you explain what SS and PPL are?

>>686597905
Do you have any pics or videos with the exact exercises I could do?

>>686597604
So you're a poor, mentally broken, fat, "metalhead" with no obvious redeeming qualities who is wondering why girls don't like him?

Work on fixing yourself before even trying to focus on any kind of relationship with a female.

>>686598083
>they're living out of their van, being stoners in Colorado
kek. No wonder you're fucked up kid. Having shitty crazy parents messes people up.

>>686591668
Shave the beard, drop the shitty hat, drop the shitty goggles, drop the shitty guy who thinks he's a dragon, put on a suit, pose in front of a Ferrari (doesn't have to be yours)

Chicks will roll in

>>686597939
Dont expect it
The best sex is when it spontaneously happens
everyone talks about hooking up but really they just do it in the moment. your time will come, just wait

>>686598397

>Girls want guys with money,

Says the cuck

>>686595798
>Black jeans and black tees are also a "stay away from me" sign.

Wrong. Edgy clothes and shit styles are stay away from me signs. If you know how to dress black jeans or any other color jeans won't be a problem.

>>686598681
THIS. Fuck you op. Unless you are going for the fattest landwhale available you are not going to get laid with your resume and looks.

>>686598580
This is what I was going to ask

>>686598716
No shit. I have some fucked up stories I could share and I really fucking despise them for the shit they put me through. The worst thing they fucking did was they didn't even fucking teach me how to be a goddamn human being.

>>686598720
It was a concert

You know what? I'm gonna go find a tailor and save up for a suit. Got a recommendation on what style?

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You've said you're a pirate but didn't put you're on to hunt booty?

On Tinder your pictures make a BIG difference. Use 2 or 3 since you're not amazing looking. You can get away with no description but those matches are just dtf. Just keep it short and funny, not long.

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>>686599008
>put you're on to hunt booty?
HOLY FUCKING KEK. MY SIDES. 10/10

you win the internet anon.