>>686590162
wew lad

>>686590162
>picks 2 of the most diagnosed conditions
>picks 1 thing that many /b/tards might have

8/10 bait. Sage.

conjunctivitis

>>686590162
I was going to say cancer, but you already seem to be suffering from terminal brain cancer.

OMFG YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME SO HARD RIGHT NOW! THIS IS SO REALISTIC AND BELIEVABLE!
-11/10 bait

>>686590655
kekinho

Asthma
Diabetes
Autism
Transexualism
Holocaust
Polio
ADHD
OCD
Nymphomania

Aids

>>686590162
Homosexually

>>686591968
>Asthma
I have asthma. Your capacity to breathe literally decreses to the point where you can't inhale at a certain point.

Eternal bleeding

>>686591968
kek
10/10

Holocaust

Drowning

>>686592315
I wasn't aware that bleeding forever was even a condition

Cardiac arrest

>>686590162
The common cold

Anal fisting

>>686592171
You just got shit-tier baited, bro. He has holocaust on the list.

>implying I didn't just get baited

Sage

>>686590162

Anything involving gluten

>>686590600
>picks 1 thing that many /b/tards might have
couldn't be sex addiction

Liking metal when you aren't 15 anymore

>>686592497
Bc allergy to gluten isn't a thing right?

>>686592494
That's because holocaust never happened

>>686590162
my fucking mom took me to the doc and he told me i had adhd and made me take fucking pills that made me grow tits.. fuck this fucking world..

>>686592587

No. It is not.

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>>686590162

People who claim that fucking guys with a wig isn't gay

>>686592628
So when someone eat it and die they are faking it?

>>686592494
I just read asthma, didn't even read the rest

>>686592684

Actually, I think that is schizophrenia

>>686592619
Good point. You got me, anon.

>>686592737

Yes. They are faking death.

blindness

>>686592747
Good job.

paralysed

>>686590162
Stupidness. Oh no OP just proved

>>686590600
Not autism
?

>>686590162
Death

>>686592737
>dying from gluten

Acid Reflux Disease - it's just fuckin heartburn
Restless Leg Syndrome - you're just fuckin twitchy
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - just get your fuckin shit together
Dry Eye - just fuckin blink you fucker

>>686590162
>Sex addiction
Tell THAT to your mom

>>686590162
Broken bones
brain hemorrhage
scoliosis

ITS ALL FAKE YOU FAGS. CAN'T YOU SEE?

>>686592944
>just get your fucking shit together
lost

homosexual

>>686590162
Gambling addiction. I work at a club that hosts tons of support groups. I HATE THOSE BITCHES FROM OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS THE MOST.

>>686592871
Ha! Jokes on you!

I did read the rest but I'm just stupid.

>Mfw you were baited hard.

Fibromyalgia

>actually taking part in a bait thread

Even tho its bait
>Judging about stuff you have no idea about

mental illness

Cuts


It's just ketchup you dumb fuck

>>686593087
I'll have you know I'm a Doctor

>>686590162
Gingivitis

>>686590162
Wow those are my 3 medical conditions

Heart pumps
Jimmyleg
Feebleness
Floppysack


they're all bullshit and they're all made up

Pokemon

>>686592627
Was it zyprexa or abilify? There taking lawsuits now for boys + men who took it and grew tits. Gynocomastia ? Saw tons of shit on lawsuits on tv recently.

Anime


Bc anime doesn't exist

>>686593202
you don't exist

Feminism

>>686593055
THANK YOU
There's a doc in my area who fucking diagnoses anyone who walks in with fibromyalgia.
It's just code for "my back hurts"

God complex
You're just a selfish asshole that's all

>>686593267
I grew tits but it didn't take Abilify to do that. Goddamn diet!

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>>686590162
>ADHD
Made up bullshit so people can fill their kids with pharmaceuticals instead of parenting.
>depression
Made up bullshit so people can fill themselves with pharmaceuticals instead of being productive citizens.
>sex addiction
Made up bullshit so famous people can go to rehab instead of divorce court.

Fine list, OP.

>>686593303
We all don't exist

>>686590162
>ADHD
>Depression
>Sex addiction

For some reason you forgot denial you fucking distracted sad faggot!

>>686592497
This, and MSG allergies.

OP not being a faggot

>>686593447
>For some reason you forgot denial
Thats real you parents are proof

>>686593395
Did you, by any chance, have some of that transvaginal mesh installed in your body?
If so, call me.

Gender

>>686590162
I'am diagnosed with ADHD, I can confirm that it's a made-up disease.
It just means you're dumber than others that don't have it.

>>686593029
Got some stories to share ?
>>686593055
what is fibromyalga actually supposed to be ?

In 8th grade I took a test.
There were 34 kids in the class.
Me and one other student took the test at normal time in one room.
Other 32 kids took test with extra time in another room bc they all had "ADD".
Like just bc your retard kid gets shit grades doesn't mean they have ADD, they're just stupid.

I was on a plane recently and was just about sit back, relax and scarf down a large bag of Planters Peanuts when a flight attendant asks me not to open the bag because there is some fucker on the plane who has an extreme allergy to peanuts. Fuck that. I ate them anyway and nobody died. Nut allergies are bullshit.

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>>686590162
chronic trolling, you might exist and disprove that.

but that line of thought isnt stopping you is it?
well memed my friend, well memed.

>>686593238
I have a serious case of floppysacks

>>686592408
yes, hemophilia

>>686591968

>Diabetes
Fair enough if you are talking about that type 2 shit that fatties bring on themselves but type 1 is shit main. You know how hard it is to get gains when you can't eat carbs? This shit literally eats my body.

Lazy eye


You're just trying to find to look at that waitress ass Lucas

>>686592737
>dying from gluten
kek

is this even a bait thread? Besides depression, the other two OP mentioned, I agree with.

>>686593238
>>686593734
they have medication for that now, i believe it's sold under 'mysaxafloppin'

>>686590162
super E.Coli
They can still treat with carbapanems. Just another example of media being media

Asphyxiation

Woman that love you


It's fake it's all fake those bitches just want to waste your money then they will kick out faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

>>686590162
Pyrolla a made up illness so naturopaths can get your money...

>>686594151
men that stay with you after they fuck you...

>death by killer bee, acid rain, mad cow, ebola, zika, or any other distracting plagues and ailments that should arise in the future

>>686593712
So .. You were in a school for special kids ?

>>686594350
t. Easy Lay

>>686594585
its just the government inflecting your water with e coli so they can make money off everyone dying!!!

>>686590162
>depression

gr8 b8 m8

>>686594350
How about you stop fucking with fuckbois only

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>>686591968
I agree with the 5. point

>>686594650
which is why i dont fuck men. hahahah

>>686594750
>fuckbois

How are you sleeping with prison bitches in the first place?

ADHD
ACDC
Nickleback

>>686594750
i learnt how to deal with fuckbois i make sure to drag it out so they have to keep on replying and then I stop talking all of a sudden and it works.

>>686593860
That sucks man :(

>>686594901
lmao!!!

>>686594600
After years of tard stories on /b/, I have reached the conclusion that they now put retards in the same schools as regular kids.

Which reminds me... also fake on the retardation spectrum: autism
Too broadly defined and widely diagnosed to really mean anything anymore.

I believe depression can be a real psychological disorder but not as serious or commom as its made out to be. Most of those people are just faggots or use the word "depression" in place of "sad"

schizos are actually drugged out prophets

>>686594710
Except no one ever dies.

>>686590162
ITT: retards say factually wrong things angrily to try to piss off others like a real troll.

>>686595090
would if your the ones who say your depressed instead of sad that would be why no one thinks depression is not a real illness. depression is so much more then being sad way more, but i can't be bothered explaining so yeah people just need to be careful and not say depressed when they mean sad.

>>686595095
hmmm... i like this theory have you ever thought that all of the people that spoke out against the government was diagnosed with oppasitional disorder.

>>686595337
>successfully trolled by "retards"

Gluten allergy.
Seriously? You're allergic to fucking BREAD? Some people just want to be different.

>>686593238
I'll have you know that I have a serious case of the jimmylegs. It has affected my life so negatively. And for you to sit there behind your computer screen claiming that it isn't real is just insulting. If it weren't for my jimmylegs, I'd cone find you and beat the shit out of you, you fucking faggot.

>>686595380
Not to sound like a faggot but I know about depression too, which is why I'm so frustrated with those people who use the term interchangeably. Trying to explain it to say, my parents, made me sound like an angsty teenager going through an emo phase. Shit sucks.

Btw I don't know if obesity us considered a medical condition but it's not, you're just a fuck fuck.

>>686595787
Fat*

>>686590162
If your post said medical conditions that are over diagnosed and exist in only a much smaller amount, then yes, apart from the sex addiction thing, but since you said they don't exist at all no, hard science tells you otherwise.

>>686595787
yes i agree i hate the word being used interchanginably and yes obesity not a medical condition you just like to eat and sit on your ass

>>686594798
No, idiot. YOU are the easy lay.
This is why men don't bother with you once they zip their pants back up.
You must also be bad in bed.

>>686595573
if you go against general consensus in holland you are automatically labeled crazy

Autism, because there's no way I'm disabled like they say.

Alcoholism: definitely NOT a disease

"my dick was mutilated at birth" depression

>>686590162
(You)

These peoole that inhale gas fumes and have to go to the hospital. That shit isn't toxic, global warming is a myth.

Isotope shielding (lead) is however, "highly poisonous". Its almost like there is a fully functional alternative to poisoning ourselves that every country already knows about and has been using 40 years.

But you keep posting these " fake" conditions thread. In all honesty though are you not surprised people aren't popping out with two heads ans green skin yet??

>>686596472
European inferiority complex

Wait. That's real.

>>686596356
Alcoholism is a disease. The symptoms are slurred speech, decreased motor skills, mild euphoria, and increased social activity.
Sometimes, a sufferer will meet another poor soul afflicted with the same terrible malady... and have sex with them that very night. This is in the later stages of the disease, of course.

>>686597057
Incredibly dangerous disease. It ends in death you know. You have to look back in shame, spending your life euphoric and fucking.

>>686591968
>holocaust

kek

>>686593734
Medication sackaflapalin 150mg tab. 1 po qhs prn flap sack.

Fibromyalgia

>>686593055
True. Fibromyalgia=You're a middle-aged woman who popped out two kids and your body is gone to shit and your depressed about your dull middle-class life with your middle-aged husband who is now getting a beer belly and balding. Here, have some happy pills.

>>686590162
Death

>>686593055
>mistaking an opportunity for spontaneous humor for a troll thread
Chronic Unfunniness is a real condition.

>ADHD

Fuck, I go to one of the top business schools and it's filled with kike Jews who had their parents Jew friend Doctor right them a note saying they had ADHD so they can take every finance exam with extra or unlimited time and get the top scores so they can get a top job on wall street with their inflated GPAs

>>686596356
It's not a disease, it's a hobby.

Terret's

>>686598349
You mean turrets retard

>>686591968
>holocaust

lel

>>686596356

As an alcoholic, I definitely agree.

The fuck happen if I said to a cancer sufferer alcoholism is a disease, I'd get punched, thats what would happen.

>>686591968
Fags are actually taking this bait

>>686597802
I'm sorry about your illness

>>686592108
Well played anon.
Would rate 10/10 kekse

Niggers

>>686593267
That happened to me, went through the process only to find out I dont qualify because I took it before a certain date, so, glad I got to grow permanent man titties and be a guinea pig :^)

>>686590162
OCD

>>686597520
This so much. Fibromyalgia = depressed women where everything hurts but nothing is really wrong.

Transphobia
"Jewish Race"
Homosexuality

And about anything people make up in order to be assholes.

>>686596739
Respond to the comment above this one if you aren't a shill.

Cancer is just a ploy the government created to divert medical attention away from the development of man made ailments(the flu, common cold, autism). If you believe elsewise you're fucking retarded.

Cancer, theres literally no way a disease just randomly appears in your body, complet bs
Migraines
joint pain
kidney stones

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>>686592517

THIS so much

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>>686590162
i am a sex addict and it is a very serious issue

>>686590162
i'd say cancer but it seems you're here so.