>>686588646
Easier than for OP to get laid.

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>>686589122
Feelsbadman

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an even bigger question - what are the 7 secret herbs and spices?

>>686588646
The coke formula is not secret. It's on the back of every coke can, bottle, and glass bottle.

The amount of each is the secret.

You are a blowjob

>>686589629
From memory KFC doesn't even use the original formula that Colonel Sanders used. He said KFC was a disgrace to his recipe or something like that.

>>686589629
The secret is not just the spices, it's how you cook the chicken in a pressure cooker. Fag

>>686589629
Glucose Syrup
Dextrose
High-Fructose Corn Syrup
Sucrose
Bronw sugar, refined
Artificial Sweeteners
Piss

>>686589885
do you know what formula means?

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>>686589885
You didn't pass grade 2 reading did you? It says shit like carbonated water, caffeine, Natural Flavours, Colouring, etc.

You dopey cunt

>>686590206
When I use the word formula I say it in the way that plankton does. IT makes it more secretive. It's the same shit as recipe to the common man.

It would be very difficult. Assuming these people still exist, you would probably have to be a professional catburglar with a full team on the scale of Oceans 11.

I'm just assuming they have that formula on lockdown, not that it would even need to be really. It's not like it's the 19th century and you can just replicate it and build a better company faster than they can. And even if you wanted to, you'd need a shit-load of planning, inside men and probably lots of cash and supplies and equipments. It's not even worth it

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>>686589885
>You are a blowjob

My fucking sides.

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>>686588646
Plankton detected

>>686588646
It's not stored anywhere it could be discovered. Five highly trusted individuals have memorized the formula and a new one is trained only when one of the five passes away.

>>686590317
It'd be worth it though, You'd be famous for at least a century for being "That weird guy who stole the Coke formula"

>>686590577
So I could do a SAW type thing with all of them in a room to get the formula. Tell them that if they all die no one will ever know the formula and say some BS about destroying all the factories.

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>>686590613


/b/..... I ewwantu steal... coca cola. /b/ will halp

>>686589885
>You are a blowjob
/thread

>>686590861
Well its not like I could go on facebook and ask my family and friends if they coukld help me out. You all don't have enough of a life to know what would work.

>>686588646
https://www.amazon.co.uk/God-Country-Coca-Cola-Mark-Pendergrast-ebook/dp/B00BHOVYKS/279-7051466-4166624?ie=UTF8&qid=&ref_=tmm_kin_swatch_0&sr=

it is in here.

>>686591009
wait a second motherfucker you know how to speak english?

>>686588646
the cola recipe is protected by law not physically protected you dope

>>686591081
How did I write every other reply and the original post, you spanner.

take one large domestic swimming pool0
add 3 shipping containers of sugar
1 teaspoon of black food color
stir over low heat for 12 hours
add another 3 shipping containers sugar

stir until reduced to a thick gloop.

portion into alumina cans.

profit

>>686591265
Thanks for the clarification Captain Oblivious.

Its really really really easy.
Join the marketing department at coca cola. Find out that the secret formula actually does not exist. The Ingredients and amounts of them, as well as how to mix them are stored on thousands of disks in hundreds of bottling plants all over the planet. Often licensed to local companies paying good money to be allowed to make coca cola.

Even if you 'aquire' the license, you can't make and sell coca cola. They just sue you.

>>686591338
Thanks mate /s

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It's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to the front desk, and tell the secretary "ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli". She has to give it to you then.

>>686589885
Agree, all you have to do is but a drop on to an electron microscope and see the % of each ingredient.

You are s blowjob

>>686591380
That would require me getting a job and I have enough trouble with that as it is. Let alone a specific job at a specific company.

>>686588646
Someone already did. He tried selling it to pepsi. They called the fbi or something they're too rich for regular local authorities so the guy got arrested.

>>686591482
Buts it's the Tuesday, and it's a after leap year

>>686590861
No, we'd only help moot. You are a blowjob.

>>686591380
Call it "the cola of color" then you can't be sued

>>686591526
Well shit. I'll have to find someother company with a huge secret that I can steal in a ludicrious caper on par with a kids movie were the side character is a talking dog.

why would anyone want coca cola's recipe, their drink is shit tier.

>>686591311
I was just kidding. You might just have misunderstood the post I made that you responded to before the one you just responded to

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>>686591714
Is this you?

>>686591764
Was it that random chinese guy? I didn't get the reference

>>686591619
yes yes you do help moot good goy

>>686591485
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT? Let me just whip out my electron microscope. oh wait...

>>686591865
Yas.

>>686591962
what? I thought 4chan had antispam

>>686592040
it's not technically considered spam

nothing like what it was before in any case

>>686591802
Is that supposed to be someone I know? I don't drink Mt Spew either, but nice try faggot.

>>686591948
>2016
>doesnt own a scanning electron microscope

newfag

>>686592109
its random phishing in a post about stealing the coca cola recipe. That seems like spam to me.

>>686592230
It's you, you illiterate twatbag. If you don't drink coke or mountain dew what do you drink? flavoured urine? carbonated sheep excrement?

2 people each know half the recipe, youd have to kidnap both of them and extract it from them

>>686592416
Bahaha. Fuck you.

I drink what a man drinks and a man doesn't tell. Didn't your mummy ever tell you that? Pedophile

>>686591485
You might want to use a spectrometer, dipwhit.

>>686592293
i mean i don't know if they put it into their filter yet. i just. dont. know

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>>686589885

this thread is full of blowjobs

>>686592416
I drink tea mostly, sometimes energy drinks like monster and starbucks drinks. If I ever drink pop it's cherry pepsi or big red. I think it's a safe assumption to say that you're the fatass neckbeard who needs to stop drinking so much pop idiot.

>>686588646
hard because they're pretty much drug dealers (they can use cocoa leaves(the leaves from which cocaine is synthesised)) so they probably have some pretty fucking serious protections since there will be some feds there to

>>686589122
sick burn hahaha you derped that jerk!

>>686588646
ez, i practiced in gta

>>686591485
>>686592823
But can they reveal the exact quantity of the secret ingredient: love?

>implying they actually hold it in that vault

>>686590179
dont forget pinch of cancer, it just makes the flavors come together

>>686593062
>tea mostly
>monster
>starbucks drink

Oh lord, you're such a blowjob

>>686588646
install gentoo

>>686593062
>I drink tea mostly
>spend all my change on jewster and cuntbucks

Haha sure kiddo

>>686593062
>tea
>energy drinks likemonster
>starbucks drinks
>tea
>cherry pepsi
>big red
>tea
Fucking tea? Do you like to tip your fedora at the ladies that walk passed as you drink your tea alone in a cafe and complain about how girls dont like nice guys?

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>>686588646
you do realize that this is a Fake Vault? - Look at the door ....

>>686594263
I didn't it could be possible for someone to be autistic enough to make assumptions about someone based on a beverage they consume. Guess I was wrong.