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I am depressed because I don't have a gf and I am a virgin,girls
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I am depressed because I don't have a gf and I am a virgin,girls are not interested in me,In real life girls ignore me and laugh at me and in person they block me afterthey see what I look like.
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>>686582307
>girls
And online*
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>>686582307
If they block you, spread any pics you have saved. That's only fair.
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blink twice if your name is Elliot Rodger
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>>686582307
Don't be depressed mate. One day you will get a gf trust me. If been the most ugly no life guy for the last 5 years. And since i changed my mind about everything i got a gf. She loves video games, weed and hardcore sex. Just be strong buddy. The day of your life will come !
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Kys already then
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It's not how you look that is the problem, women don't really seem to care that much about that, loads of fat & ugly men have girlfriends, families, etc.
What you need is confidence.
I look like a greek god and can't get any, becouse i'm socially inept. :/
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>>686582307
ur not depressed

ur "ill" because u lie to urself about being so, dont worry, so is the majority, so its alright
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>>686582307

Girls are exactly that girls, immature and irrational you need a woman.

Be yourself one will come along, don't try to be someone else, they will see right through that.
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>>686582307
Kill yourself
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>>686582307
Try to lower the bar a little bit nigger
There is plenty of ugly cunts who wants to be shagged by anyone
You'll find one
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>>686582307
So changed things that you can. Better hair style, body, cloths, attitude, etc. If you're not attractive to a girl, why would you have a gf?
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>>686582307
>they block me afterthey see what I look like.

Words can't describe hw much I want to know what you look like
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I started getting girls as soon I acted confident and treated them like shit.
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>>686582307
I don't look that good either and I'm chubby still I got a 8/10 gf

It's about your character so when you just have a mediocre character AND look like shit you're fucked.
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You need a gimmick. Try putting a shoe on your head.
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Hookers are your friend
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>>686585496
>>686582307
yes. pic pls op
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Where are u from?
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Here you go guys...
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Listen to someone who was like that until I was 22, then I got a bitch pregnant and ruined my entire life. Just stay away from women, you'll save thousands by the time you reach 30, if you feel horny or desperate hire a scort and be done with it. I never did it cause I didn't want to feel cheap, now I feel like shit all the time.

Just stay away from greedy crazy bitches, OP
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>>686587832
Kill yourself
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OP, chances are that you're getting into a cycle of being down because you're alone and remaining alone because it's obvious that you're down.

Some tips:
1. Do things that make you happy, and try things that you think you'll enjoy. Variety is important because it makes it more likely for you to have a common interest with a broader range of people.

2. Look online at what colors/styles are being worn by people who you think do look good. No, the right clothes won't necessarily make you immediately more attractive, but wearing stuff that projects the fact that you don't care how you dress is nearly universally unattractive. Same principle with your hair/grooming/hygiene habits. The overall look you have is generally noted earlier and guides subsequent thoughts about other factors.

3. Be friendly to everyone, not just the girls you find attractive. A companion that is worth having will value the fact that you're universally kind, not just trying to score. Smile and speak to everyone, even if you think there's no way in hell you'd want to build a friendship or relationship with them.

4. Consider "girlfriend" a perk, not a goal. Your primary objective should be to build you into something you're happy with, and a relationship will be one of the features of that existence. Look at it this way, it would be silly to go sofa-shopping before you build a house.

5. Don't try to go one-on-one immediately. Being friends with groups of people will open the door to that, but girls like affirmation from their peers that you're "ok" before they'll want to consider dating you. The best way to do that is to be in their presence around those peers.

6. If weight is a problem, you can fix that. There's no magic formula - be more active and eat less. Learn how to count calories coming in, and how to estimate calories being burned. If output is higher than intake, you lose weight. Period.
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>>686587982
>If output is higher than intake, you lose weight. Period.
implying that genetics and the patriarchy don't play a role
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9553 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.


Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
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>>686587955
Eventually anon, I'm getting everything ready.
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>>686588322
genetics do, but you can just work harder.
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>>686582307
>I don't have a gf
any relationships are for losers
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>>686582307
i have found a way to be forever happy, smoke weed, live with parents and masterbate furiously, im 25 kissless and talkless virgin and life is awsome.
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>>686588340
YOU FUCKIN CUNT, the PC is ruined now you faggot
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>>686582307
maybe you don't have a gf because you go on the internet and make threads about being a virgin
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>>686588688
lots of 8's for so much bait...
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>>686588755
These dubs ring of truth. You shall not have DAT ASS!!!
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>>686588687
also do live entirely for yourself women will not do shit except cost you money, get a good education and high paying job, better to be rich than anything else.
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>>686582307
kill yourself?
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>>686584505
if you are good looking women will literally ask to fuck, what the hell is wrong with you.
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>>686588322
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>>686589213
topkek
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>>686582307
For all you guys out there who think they are depressed because you don't have a gf:

I hate to break it to you but you're depressed because you're depressed.

A gf will look like a solution but it is not. Maybe you're happy for a few months but when the rush dies out, so does your fake happiness.

However, since you're not going to take this from me and you still want a gf anyways, my advice would be: go workout, become buffed.

Even smart and nice girls are attracted to a guy with a nice body, and even more to a guy with a nice body that is not a bro. Also working out increases self-esteem.

In the end when your depression wins, you will probably end up like me, thinking about killing yourself everyday but it will hurt your family too much.
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>>686589664
none of that stuff will cure depression, unfortunately you will have it for life, it may lessen as you get older or it could get worse but you have a curse that will never die and will for ever exist.
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>>686583446
>and hardcore sex

kek
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>>686589907
Sad but true, also having severe tinnitus at the age of 20 is not helping.
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>>686582307
Girls aren't fucking worth it. Take it from a 37 year old oldfag who has been there and done that.

Get yourself a good fleshlight or two. Build up a good porn stash.

There isn't much a woman can do that a fleshlight can't do just as well.

"*whine* *whine* what about companionship *extra hard whine*"

Fuck that shit. In my experience you get 30% companionship and 70% stress. If you do something this way you get yelled at. If you do something that other way you get yelled at. If you try to leave to let thing cool down she tries to push you down the stairs or kick your knee out while walking down the stairs.

Fuck them. Fleshlight will do everything you need and after you're done you can wash it out, put it away and do what you want to do.
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>>686589190
Only if you actually meet them they do.
I'm socially awkward, and to be honest a bit thick.
But most of the time i'm just sitting alone in my depressing appartment, and don't meet anyone at all.
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>>686582307

Get a synthetic girl

Problem solved.
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>>686587982
This anon is correct. #1 most importantly. Create an interesting life for yourself.
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>>686590812
>go to gym
>train, meet new people in dopamine fueled environment
>become more sociable
>???
>still potentially kill yourself
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>>686587581
Op is a nigger
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>>686590725
sounds like you've had really good relationships
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>>686582307
i am depressed because i don't have one either and when i do i am depressed that she is not hot enough
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>>686582307
Grow up: Most people in the world are ugly, unattractive, and nearly entirely unappealing to the opposite sex, so it's not like your alone in this issue. Either learn to accept that you'll be alone for your life and stop whining, or settle for some passive-aggressive sow just as self-pitying as you.
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>>686589213
toppest of keks were had
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>>686588340
Stop spamming your virus in all threads you fucking cancer
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