Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: yee
Y'all need jesus
>>686560184
>lots of tits
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
>>686560274
Mizore's a looker, isn't she?
>>686560564
Do I? I think you're lying.
Claiming.
>>686559892
/hist/ is great. But I rarely find myself there anymore. They taught me all I needed to know for my Mid-Asia War and Revolutions class in college. I've never been to those other boards, though. Are they anything of interest?
>>686560518
The lookiest stalker waifu there is.
>>686558518
Kek, this is the future you chose. Don't let Nagato find out~
>>686558874
Let's say you're the best CS:GO player around. Fucking Global Elite. That will probably be your main account. For some reason you want to go back to playing with low-rankers. You'd create a second account to do so but since you're already so good it's kinda of a disadvantage for the people who belong in that bracket already.
This can be applied to other online games too.
>>686559115
But you're better and you know it~
>Saving lives
Can't top that friend.
>>686559741
Wew lad, taking a hostage huh? How noble.
>Best idol claimed
>>686560274
Then you'll love deez nutz
Miho claimed
>>686560263
Yeah...
>>686560274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE
Happy birthday internally bleeding anon.
Don't fuck your own shit up again this time.
Die on your own terms in glorious, pitched battle with an adversary several times your level and give them hell so you will be honored in their memory as a worthy adversary
Emilia-tan Maji Tenshi!
>>686560613
I rememeber that lol and I responded to you first right?
>>686560263
Indeed and what's this about raping and killing?
>>686560309
Kek
>>686560263
I said ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
>>686560724
Her antics are going to get me killed.
>There's only one solution for this
>I need to kill Milinda first
I have a question for y'all. Is it bad I ignore my mom talking when she's drunk? The conversations never go anywhere, I can barely understand because she's drunkingly mumbling and slurring her words. She ends up getting angry at me for not paying attention though. I hate dealing with this every night, can you guys think of any solution?
mavis here.
>>686560877
>inb4 tell her to stop drinking
>>686560671
Forgot pic
>>686560708
Ha, I see what you did there
>>686560879
Mavis, is hot
>>686560725
Lewd!
>>686560877
If she's not one of the crazy moms, talk to her when she's sober. If she's more drunk than sober half the time, figure out a way to distract her drunk self from talking to you.
>>686560972
>Telling them to stop never works.
Milinda claim
>>686560724
Oh you, quit lying <3
>You helped save mine so your arguement is invalid
>>686560788
Kek good luck.
>>686560840
Hanako decided to rape me... Now she is trying to kill me... Too bad I brought the Baby Magnum
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>>686560845
Artillery barrage, on the way!
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>>686560877
Nope. Whenever my aunt even looks at alcohol I just immediately stop paying attention to anything she says till the next day. I know she's gunna bitch and complain, but she won't even remember it the next day.
>>686561136
>Milinda im sending tank support to stop them.
>>686560840
>>686560845
>>686560877
Just politely nod.
>>686561136
I DID NOT! Stop this, RIGHT NOW!
>>686560840
>i forget
>>686561253
Fuck yeah! Thanks friend!
>>686561296
Only if you agree to stop! Only then can I forgive you!
>Better act quick.
>Missiles inbound.
>>686561062
It's not just the conversations at this point, she's now an alcoholic. She's puking when she's sober. She must buy 15-16 steel reserves each time we go to store, which is like every three days. And money is tight because there's a chance our foodstamps are being taken away, and it's not like my dad who left me and my mom a couple months ago provides us with more than $20 for a week, and that's if we're lucky, so her buying all the alcohol doesn't help the money situation.
>>686560691
But there's so much more like the hoplite and cohorts!
/an/ is to post cute, ask, share pets. I found this one dog that I wasn't aware of the breed and they helped my point it out since they had the same dog. Like exactly the same dog.
/fit/ is where I wanna make it cause thin life isn't want I want to be. They also have self improvement threads that isn't only for lifting
/m/ i just go on gundam since I'm a fan. Even though I have one build, they said it did a pretty well job and gave me recommended build to buy next. It's great when you're bored or want to kill time since building it is the best part
>>686560724
Oooohhhhhhhhhh
>>686561136
That's a big baby
>>686561253
Wew
>>686561499
Aw damn lol
>>686561524
That's a lot more text than I thought it'd be. I shouldn't be piling all my problems on you guys, I apologize.
>>686561062
You know you like~
Hungry and still claiming
>>686561512
Stop? Stop what?! I DID NOTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BITCH!
>don't make me do this
>>686560788
I keked.
>>686560845
Can't let you do that m80.
>>686561136
How can one person be so modest?
>You helped save mine
Really? Woah, that kinda hit me hard. The appreciation is off the charts.
>>686561562
Yeah you can blatantly tell if they're 2legit2quit.
>>686560421
best girl claimed!
>>686561620
>zzz
>kisses
She's all mine
and I'm all hers
>>686561866
>kisses
Night!~<3
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>>686561838
Or by the skills?
>>686561524
My mom did the same with pills.
I never found a way to stop it...
>Good luck
>>686561712
Nah it's fine, I was in a similar situation, my mom eventually weaned herself off of pills for some reason I'm not sure of, she still smokes like a chimney.
>After joining the military she moved away with my sister, so I don't know if she's been using.
>>686561728
N-Not true!
>>686561852
Best girl is already claimed
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I'm going to take a shower, be back soon.
>>686561562
Damn right... kek
>>686561765
DO YOU WANT A TRUCE OR NOT? MISSILE IMPACT IN 30 SECONDS. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS WE BOTH STAND DOWN.
>>686561838
>Really?
Yeah, if not for you, Mirai, and the rest of the thread, i'm not sure if I would be here today. You helped me more than you know. That's why, if you ever need me for anything, I will be there for you <3
>>686561866
Night Bunny anon! Was nice chatting with you again!
>>686562158
Send me some nudes when you get out~
>>686562158
pretty good but not the best ;)
>>686561512
No problem friend
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>>686561562
>gurrr
>>686561838
Indeed
>>686561838
Stay out of this. I don't want to hurt you either, but if I need to I will.
>>686562240
Dammit, Milinda I don't give a shit about missiles! Stop this right now, OR I WILL HURT YOU!
>>686562423
Hey Friend! How are you?
>>686562494
SHE ISN'T STANDING DOWN! I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANOTHER WAIFU, BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO!
>>686562541
Well then i'm sorry friend. I will try to remember you in a positive way.
>
Target Eliminated, no signs of life. Barrage successful.
>RIP Hanako
...
>>686562240
Compensating much?
>>686562494
Too cute!
>>686563132
Hello
>>686561562
>took a peek
OH. My. God.
>>>/an/2132034
/fit/ doesn't seem like my cup of tea, either. I don't have any interest in losing or gaining weight. And as long as I don't develop love handles, I'm set.
I can't say I have too much interest in /m/. But it seems like a fun hobby.
>>686562541
I'll take out her anti-missile defense.
Use the electric blast from a rail gun to stun her.
>>686562064
Skills, call-outs, knowledge of the map. Anything that seems abnormal for the average player ya know.
>>686562240
And they say /b/ is all about trap threads and shitty memes, Well it still is but you get the point.
Wow, never thought that'd be something I'd do. I really don't know what to say but I'm happy we were able to support you in your time of need. You're a good friend, thank you <3
>>686562494
Anymore dank maymays?
>>686562541
It'd be wonderful if we could all get along.
>>686563374
> electric blast
> rail gun
excuse me sir
>>686562968
I've been better. How are you feeling?
>Mirai
>>686562291
...
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>>686562335
I can say the same about you friendo.
>>686563579
What's wrong friend?
>Megumin claimed
Heya /waifu/
On mobile ignore quality
>>686563796
>I've also got a giant robot THAT I CAN DROP ON YOU FROM FUCKING SPACE
>>686563327
Nah. kek
>>686563532
kek
Thanks friend. I will never forget all of you. Your welcome <3
>>686563374
Kek its too late for that... Even if, Objects can withstand nuclear explosions... Your pop guns would do nothing...
>>686563754
Same here... Still feeling like an idiot for earlier. Although pain-wise, I feel a lot better.
Are you at least doing better than the last time we talked? I hope so.
>>686563796
Yess.. yes.. good..
All mine <3
>>686563957
The quality just got better now that you're here.
>>686563873
... >>686562968
>>686564190
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>>686563327
Thanks
>>686563532
Maybe
>>686561852
you...you.... baka
>>brewer asuka asserting confusing dominance
>>686564000
I got nice ice m8
>>686564207
Happy now?
>>686564256
Uhh thanks friend. But i meant my image.
>>686563672
You do know firing a rail gun puts out and electric charge also right?
>>686564319
yo bitch i was here first
>if we share i get Langly
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>>686564404
psh
>>686564406
BOGOM!
how goes it?
>>686564261
RIP one of the people I liked most on thread.
>>686564261
Im sorry Hanako... I really am... If we can agree on a truce I can have you ressurected! Like the whole thing never happened!
>>686564404
Awe yeah, gon have me a good fap tonight~
>>686564480
Good! And for you? Still not sure if i should be happy about that name
>>686564554
>On stand-by
>>686564190
An idiot? What for? Im sure it hurts. I hope you get all the opiates. Whiskey helps too. Im not. I shouldn't even be posting.
>Mirai
>>686564525
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>>686564554
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>>686563957
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>>686564680
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>>686564406
You're welcome, Megumin is always a cutie.
>>686563339
I think you'll like /an/ just for the cute animals lol
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The mysterious chicken!
>>686563532
True cause I was playing the dude in causal he was pretty well in the game. Was around the same rank as me I believe
>>686563579
>>686564190
>>>686564190
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TOO MUCH FIRE POWER MILINDA
>>686564749
Whats wrong?
>>686564749
You okay?
>Megumin
>>686564480
aye maybe this thread...
also i am more than comfortable with Langley Sohryu over Shinikami Langley ^_^
also i'm stealing that gif :o <3
>>Is this the perfect ship??
>>686564856
>>686564941
She got murdered by Milinda.
>>686564749
Well, life goes on.
>>686564951
Oh please, you know you like!
>>686565016
I would resurrect you. But i guess you would be blown into pieces
>Megumin
>>686564680
Its okay. Im gonna trust her...
>>686564689
Did you not see what I did earlier?
Man, Im so sorry. I really wish I could help... I worry about you every day friend. I pray for you every night. Things need to turn around for you...
>>686564749
Here! Take a revival potion! Im willing to forget the whole thing! Don't die on me! Im sorry!
>>686564854
I KNOW DAMMIT! I WENT TOO OVERBOARD! I HEARD HER THREATEN MAKI AND I COULDN'T ALLOW IT!
>>686565024
I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT! SHE WOULDN'T STAND DOWN! I WAS WILLING TO NEGOTIATE!
>>686564661
My interbutt is down so i'm kinda pissy
>well i love it <BOGOM3
>>686564749
we /drama/ now
>>686565012
you fucking suck
get more Shikinami pics then ho
not my fault you dont have more pictures of my waifu
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>>686565016
>>686565024
RIP and cheese
>>686565238
ok
>hugs
Im off to bed now its 4am night everyone.
>>686565199
Even if you're deceased, you'll always be alive in my heart. I'll never forget you my dear friend.
>>686565335
Night Miho. Sleep well
>Milinda
>>686565299
That's hard. I hope it will be alright
>Megumin
>>686564854
I don't know how I could have lived without visiting /an/. Thank you.
>>686565238
>>686565471
I'm going to cut the bitch at my isp who is in charge of this shit
fucking shit
claimed
>>686565585
Br careful not to kill her. Someone still has to fix it
>Megumin
>>686565299
wait so you do want Sohrryu? 1.0 was Sohryu and rebuild is Langley... you said Langley @_@
I just want to be friendsu
RIP Nighttime threads
>>686565511
Better not leave me. I'm being serious too, one of 6 people I thoroughly enjoy on the thread.
>>686565585
so you would hold dominion over /eyepatch/ Asukas and I would embody the old school asukas
>>686565238
No, i didnt. I appreciate the thoughts but it's nothing something prayer could change. Is it your b-day yet?
>Mirai
>>686565822
What does that mean?
>>686565937
so rude forgot pic
>>686564270
>>686565335
Night!
>>686565238
They always do! Don't mean you gotta go all out!
>>686565477
I got you fam! It's what we do right?
.
So onigiri....
>>686565774
>not even knowing my waifus name
>
>
Hi I'm Asuka! Asuka Langly Soryu
>NGE 8
She gets named Asuka Shikinami Langly in the Rebuilds
I get Langly Soryu
You get Shikinami Langly
>>686565937
no see above
>>686566280
>>686566201
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>>686566332
FUCKING PIC DIDN'T LOAD
>>686565511
Don't leave! Please! I don't want you to go!
>>686565954
Oh. My stupid ass left the hospital and went home without permission... Ended up re-collapsing my lung and having a 3rd surgery... Wasn't pretty...
God I hate being useless... Im really sorry friend. Things will get better, I promise. Remember what you said to me when I was down? That applies to you to. Just keep fighting man.
>Its tomorrow.
>>686566287
But I had to protect my shipmate!
>>686566352
I was wondering when you were going to notice
Oh god now I'm having a minor panic attack thinking Hanako actually left, even though he most likely didn't. I'll be right back.
>>686566004
How is your day except for your interbutt
>Megumin
>>686566475
Milinda, what did I tell you last night?!
>>686566480
>>686566492
Yay!
>>686566475
Don't mean you gotta kill them like you did with me!
>>686566679
thats not me >.<
pretty rage inducing
>school dicking me over adding credits to my degree
>this poser Asuka
>getting sick
>>686566404
heh turnabout and all that :3 and I'll try to focus more on Langly... though Sohryu is best Asuka....
>>686566905
Dammit
>>686566907
I'm confused..
>Megu
>>686566475
>>686566905
>>686566952
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>>686566679
thats so racist how could you confuse two highly similar waifus :3
>>686566475
That's horrid. You're a stubborn fool!
>>686567216
>>686566287
Well, I guess I'll make myself scarce. It was fun chatting with you. Have a good night.
>>686567124
I just 't know who of you is who
>megu
>>686566916
>Soryu
Damn bitch learn to spell her damn name
>also they are different aspects of the same character with slightly different origins to demonstrate how seemingly insignificant things can drastically alter life
>>686567042
exactly cause this chump doesn't know what claimed means
>>686567124
because see above
>wrong one baka
>>686567312
>>686567216
>>686567129
what am i watching
>>686567335
Don't*
>Megu
>>686566820
I know. Im sorry. It was a stupid idea...
>>686566905
Im sorry! Maki is too important for me to risk! I had to! What if someone was threatening the Bun? What would you do?
>>686567071
Please don't go! :'(
>>686567138
I know. Im a fucking idiot.
>>686567071
read >>686566626
Don't you even dare do this jokingly. Now I gotta leave again, sorry.
>Shiro
>>686567071
Wake you up?
>>686567328
Take care eureka. Do come back!
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>>686567385
Face grabbing, join in.
>>686567417
>
Captcha is giving me aids with all the refreshing pictures. Also I need to go to sleep for work tomorrow.
>>686567586
Sleep well friend~
>>686567586
am i doing it right?
>>686567385
I am spelling it correct in romaji. I don't think that bickering will help us though. Also thats new Asuka lol.
>>I'm stopping. I'm stopping. I'll just try to suppress my love and choose another to avoid conflict.
>>686567690
No that's neck grabbing.
>That's hot tho, I'm fine with it.
>>686567675
Night~
>>686567488
>
I'm not too worried about the bun. She's the fastest around and can handle herself quite well
>>686567488
Don't be so hard on yourself. I would have done the same thing. Being stir crazy, fighting prone, and having a hatred or doctors and hospitals makes me crawl towards the door whenever the anesthesia wears off.
>Mirai
>>686567908
>that gif is EoE
>dominance displayed
we can be friends once you select a new waifu
>might i suggest Kaoru or Misato?
>>686568024
>what about this?
>>686568024
>>686567690
>>686567908
I just can't say who is who.. one of u got tele? Wouls make things alot easier
>Megu
>>686568246
Meh, maybe if she used her teeth instead.
Goodniiiiiiight.
>>686568267
I am
>QueenAsuka
on Telegram
also she gave up
>OEWW
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>686568600
Night Smuggles!
>>686568038
Still, You have to understand where I am coming from right?
>>686568175
Still, it was a stupid idea. Now i'm paying for it. Now instead of being home and happy i'm sitting in this hellhole. I am even stuck here for my birthday... I fucked up bad...
>>686568600
Night Shinoa!
>>686568600
Good night shinoa
>megu
Handlebars- Flobots
Opinions?
>>686569114
Great song.
>>686568848
You don't think Hanako actually left right? Just finished having a panic attack for a good 20 minutes, but not seeing him here is really making me worried. Not to mention he also didn't respond to me telling him to stop joking. I don't even know why I'm panicking over it but now I'm worried to all shit, as you already know you guys are only friends in my life at the moment.
A later claim.
Maximum smug detectes
>>686569599
Heya rori
>Megu
>>686569534
Im not sure. Im really worried too...
>Im sorry...
>You guys are honestly my only friends too...
>>686569885
I thought thread died.
Sup.
>>686569934
Hey, the best people can make mistakes. Dont be so hard on yourself.
Hospitals can be batshit boring, but you gotta stay in there. See if you can play some lesser games, I remember Deus Ex was a good one that kept me sane.
I didnt sleep last night but I am not tired tonight, anyone else have this problem?
>>686569599
>>686568600
I have this theory that Shinoa and Rori are same person
>>686570245
Not much, 'sup at your side?
>Megumin
>>686570293
So very wrong. We both just smug up the thread.
>>686570503
Not much. Watched Civil War with my friend and got home, having myself some food.
