>>686551408
hey anon, that's a fucking big bird coming there isn't it?

>be sandnigger
Where are the planes? They should be here by now.

firing a missile out of the hidden batteries nearby the penatagon

hey, what do you guys think about george w bush?

Welcome to 7/11 how can I help you?

>>686551408
Had just finished initial training for the army reserves when that shit happened the next morning. activated 7 months later, talk about terrible timing

DOWN THE STAIRS QUICK

Hey guys, there is a party on the roof. Let's go check it out!

I just talked to my son, we are going to the game next week, it's gonna be awesome

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>>686551408
So yeah Johnson, if you could get those reports to me by 8:45 that would be great.

>>686551863
i heard he has a cut dick and wears a yamakah.

did you know Steve Buscemi is a firefighter

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But I wasn't even supposed to come into work today.

>>686552222
quads dont lie

Should I fap faster?

Nah. got nowhere to be.

>>686552239
Fucking kek

I hear it's a beautiful day in down town Mecca

>>686551408
>Bill did you eat my fucking go-gurt?

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just met my brother

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Dude, I reeeally didn't want to come to work today... but it's cool tonight's the night I finally get to touch a vagina.. just got to get through today

>looks at watch
Uh guys, Imma head out to my nephews bar mitzvah

God damn that whore Jennifer fucked Jim in the mail room last night.. when is that bitch gonna give me that pussy? You guys want falafel for lunch?

>>686552536
kek'd

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[Looks out windows in awe]

"I'm pretty sure that's the normal flight pattern to JKF...I think I remember flying pretty close to the city"

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>>686551408
googling "does jet fuel melt steel beams"

>>686551408
guys anyone know what time the controlled demolitions scheduled for?

dave said it was 3

>>686552222
Quads of truth

>>686551408
hey greg can you put yesterday's report in the shredder? thanks

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OH SHIT
OH SHIT
OH SHIT!!!
I CLOGGED THE GODDAMN TOILET AGAIN!

So I've always wanted to fuck a guy

>>686551408
>>ITT we are in the world trade center moments before 9/11 happens
Not me goyim.

>>686552752
fucking kek

Hey Pam can you fax me over the details for Abu's going away party?

>>686552239
underrated

>>686552532
kek

>>686551408
I'm in 5th grade, how did I get here by myself??

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>>686552225

>>686552222
Holy fucking shit

>>686552222
top kek

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[catches eye contact with the black guy on the elevator]

"you know i'm flying to jamaica tonight, you know any good places to eat in kingston?"

>>686551408
Hey guys, have you been watching this awful show on Fox, Family Guy, gee, I sure hope that guy dies in a horrific terrorist attack.

I bought a diamond ring yesterday for my long time gf, im going to propose later when I get home. Im so nervous

kek those dicks in the north tower just got smashed by a plane. Hate those faggots this is great got a good view of this action.

>>686551408
why the building is so empty?
where the bosses gone?

>>686552239
Fuck this job dante!
Lets go go karting

>>686553244
GTFO of /b/ Seth Mcfartman>>686553244

which one of you motherfuckers has my stapler?

>>686551863
Look, he is pretty great, I mean, it's not like he planned and carried out a large scale terrorist attack on hom soil to solidify the country's belief that invading Iraq and Afghanistan is a good idea.

>Could you fucking imagine?

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Hitler was right! DEATH TO ALL JEWS, MUSLIMS, CHRISTIANS, HINDUS AND ALL OTHER RELIGION IN THE NAME OF ATHEISM! SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL

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can you believe the nerve of those niggers? who puts something lke that on their album cover?

>>686553466
Are you retarded? I said the show is awful, and that I hope he DOES die, you see, in this alternate timeline, he makes the flight.

Holy shit guys look at the date, it's 9/11

>>686553864
911 Is a Joke

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Look at the new guy, he's wearing a towel on his head, how funny. I hear they call them moslems.

ALLAH ACKBAR AMERICAN MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!

>>686553985
I do not distrust him at all.

>>686551978
underrated toast

>>686551408

it's funny because IF the middle-east destroyed the "world trade center", the thing is that they exist only because of oil. all oil will be gone soon; we're halfway through it all since we started using it. "world trade" requires oil just like a car; it wouldn't be economically feasible to use 5 billion dollar nuclear barges to send the crap that's "made in china" to fill "dollar tree".

their attack on the WTC is extremely ironic because without "world trade", they'd be lower than africa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc&list=RDUBS4Gi1y_nc

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MOVE!
MOVE!
MOVE!
GODDAMN IT IM GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK!

>>686551408
So does that mean we're in the World Trade Center at 11:59.59 P.M. on September 10th, 2001?

>>686554475
Well it wasn't "the middle east", it was Bush.

at the zoo with my grandma

>>686554632
>moments before

>>686554706
>>686554632
Neither of you assholes get it, do you?

>>686554249
I don't like them foreigners, but I agree that he is no threat to us. It's them god damn mexicans that are taking our jerbs.

>>686554820
Gee, I sure would like the gubment to upgrade that fence to a wall.
Who can make it happen?

>>686551408
I'm gonna make a coffee run, anyone want anything?

>>686554987
Oh just an almond milk mocha-latte frappacino for me sweety, sorry if thats to much of a hassle, but I need my coffee in the morning.

>>686554978
If only Trump were a politician, I bet he would do it.

>>686553968
Don't dial it

Gotta run up the 87th floor to get some more staples, I'll be back in a jiff

>>686553864
Kek underrated

Hey I'm going out for lunch. You guys want anything?

Hey wtf is that plane doin so fuckin low ? Cunt gunna hit something if he's not careful.

Man that middle east sure does have a lot of oil. Why doesn't bush just invade it? Oh right he doesn't have a reason lol.

>>686555459
This pilot can't fly for shit, lmao

>>686551408
Just gonna run out for a quick smoke lads, be back in a jiffy

>>686555236
For sure man, but you just know, those fatcats in Washington don't want it to happen.

hey guys watch this im gonna prank call 911 saying 2 planes flew into the towers
>lol

>>686555176
It's no problem at all, I have a feeling it's gonna be a disaster in here today.

>>686555664
She would have only been like four, get outta here with that shit

>>686551408
You guys know something?
I think Islam is a religion of peace

>>686555459
No problem, jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Im gonna take a shit

I just got a call from my wife boss, her water broke. I'm taking the rest of the day off, see you tomorrow.

>>686555726
I hear that, Dan's been on my ass all month, says if I don't have those reports on his desk by this afternoon, I can forget about that promotion. Then, you add in the fact that Bills been a little uneasy since his wife left him, this place is gonna be pretty volatile by this afternoon.

Hey guys I'm back with some mcdonalds. Did i miss anything?

>>686555798
Thank fuck for that. Dude be fuckin nuts

has anyone double checked all the bombs hidden in the pillars etc? we have to prepare ourself to fake this terrorist attack

>>686555922
Congratulations, I'm so happy for you, new life is a magnificent thing, see you tomorrow.

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>>686556000
Nice trips, Jim.
It makes me think today is gonna be an excellent day.

>>686556082
Yeah George was in here earlier with his cuck brother JEB!, said it was a maintenance issue. Whatever, as if I care, I still miss the apathy of the 90s. Sometimes I wish I was dead...

Hey someone wanna help me with these files ? The CIA wants them for some reason....

Guys, don't forget that fire drill today. So don't panic if the alarms go off.

>>686555985
We might as well just leap out the window now, it's gonna be fucking hell today.
Want me to grab some donuts too? We may need them today

>>686551408
I usually don't get this personal with work mates, but this last month I've finally been able to get past my long bout of depression since my ex killed herself. I'm telling you this because as I'm starting to see value in life I've finally scheduled a vacation. Tonight I'm actually boarding the plane that'll take me far away from these bad thoughts. Dan, I want you to keep me up to date on my voicemails. You guys are all the reason I've made it this far and it won't be the same not seeing y--.

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>>686551408
Party on the 69th floor!!!!
Where are you faggots at?!?!?!

>>686556373
Thanks man, I accidentally deleted that memo on accident. Stupid new smart phone. I blame the muslims.

>>686551408
7/11 is an indoors job

>>686556359
Can't. The boss is up my ass with these fucking TPS reports. God i wish he'd die

someone screencap this

>>686554820
DEY TOK ER JERBS

"supposedly its for the new stallone movie"

>>686556640
How bout you do it faggot

My child is scheduled to be born tonight! So excited!

>>686556597
May God grant your wish

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>>686556640
I got you bro

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>>686551408
>"UGHHH! Could this day get any worse?"

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>>686556740

Oh fuck I feel like shit right now. I'm gonna go home. See you all tomorrow!

>>686556597
May Allah smile upon you and your wish....

JUST SHUT UP DUDE, THEYRE PAYING US GOOD MONEY SO PUT ON THE ORANGE VEST AND STAND IN THE WINDOW OKAAY?.

Had a bad day again
She said I would not understand
She left a note that said I'm sorry, I
I had a bad day again

She spilled her coffee broke a shoelace
Smeared the lipstick on her face
Slammed the door and said I'm sorry, I
I had a bad day again

And she swears there's nothing wrong
I hear her playing that same old song
She puts me up and puts me on
Had a bad day again

She said I would not understand
Left a note and said I'm sorry I
I had a bad day again
No,

And she swears there's nothing wrong
I hear her playing that same old song
She puts me up and puts me on
Oh I had a bad day again

She said I would not understand
She left a note that said I'm sorry, I
I had a bad day again
She left a note that said I'm sorry, I
Had a bad day

>God, could this day BE any more bad?

>>686556931
Don't forget to check my voicemails while I'm gone!>>686556522

>>686556325

cant wait to blow that shit up haha. but we better wait for the plane. haa cant wait to see the face of the middle east when we finally have a reason to kill them alm hahaha

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Does anyone want some plane insurance?

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Today's the day I finally lose my virginity to Monica from accounting. So excited

God, what the fuck is wrong with this elevator? I've been stuck here for half an hour! I just want to get my mcdonalds!

>>686556861
Hey man, I have a spare Tide to Go pen, you can have it if you want. Gotta look spiffy

>>686556740
Congrats man! Send pictures for the office to see please

>>686557144
http://www.yourmemesarecancer.com

You know Frank..? I've always wanted to go up to the roof of the north tower and just look out and see the city line. I'm done with my memo, so I'll be back in 10 minutes.

>>686557244
Please don't post links to R9K

>>686557244
>>686557144
omg we both got 44 dubz <3

>>686557186
Don't worry, i called maintenance. Can you chill just a bit? He's got to take the stairs

>>686557354
Hey man, when your up there, can you take a photo, you know, for my boy?

>>686557365
TERRORIST CONFIRMED

>>686551698

>be a government official

Ftfy

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fuck this mundane existence. i'm not going to work today. fuck work, theyll be fine without me today.

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Hey Carl, I'm gonna need those forms in ASAP as soon as possible.

>>686557365
You should follow the link.
bin ladin is an alright guy. oil tycoon. fit right in in America I'd say

>>686556931
Hope you feel better anon. You still good for the Yankees game this weekend? Should be a good one!

i wonder if its true...you know, the thing about dropping a penny from the top of the building...

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>finishing up here chaim, everyone going good on your end?

>>686557362
lol you too

>PA system
>~~why can't you trust in my self righteous suicide~~

>plane crashes

>>686557797
I'll bet you 20 grand the yanks lose. Buncha crackerjacks they are.

>>686552695
Kek

Hurry up faggot airplane

I saw one of them trannies go into the womens bathroom, should I tell security? He's probably up to something.

>>686551408
It's ok everyone! Jet melt cant fuel steel beams.

>>686558043
I dunno man. They're pretty good this year. No chance we lose to any meme teams this season

>>686558226

pray first

Hey guys, have you heard of this Canadian band Nickelback? Well their latest album was released this morning, and I thought it would be a great idea if we listened to it.

Look, all im saying is that airport security couldn't get any worse than it is

>>686551408
c'mon guys, who put those jet-fuel-proof-labeled fake arab passports on my windowsill!?

>>686558405
I'd rather die than listen to that again!

>>686551408

guys I'll check AltaVista and see if jet fuel can melt steel beams, you hang out at the windows

>>686558686
>2001
>not using metacrawler

>>686558612
Nothing, and I mean nothing will happen on this day that will be worse than this. This is a travesty, a national tragedy, people will remember this forever.

Hey guys, if it's 2001, then that means that 4chan doesn't exist yet. And if 4chan doesn't exist yet, then that means that we can do whatever we want.

Rangers training camp starts today, anyone wanna go watch it after work?

>>686559221
Wow, 4chan would be a great name for my new anime forum. So glad I came to visit my dad at work today!

FUCK! Just spilled coffee over my brand new shirt and I have a meeting in 10 minutes, I need a miracle to get out of this one!

>>686559750
Here bro, switch me shirts. We're about the same size. I'll take the stained one.

>>686559750
Damn, when shit like that happens, sometimes you think that it would be better if you were dead.

>>686559609
Haha, hey Gerry, your son's pretty fucking weird, what's he calling himself now, mewtwo or something haha?
>No it's moot, like how Rick Springfield pronounces mute in Jesse's Girl.
Gee Gerry, I'm sorry, I hope he gets better.

That plane is getting dangerously close to us. Are they filming a scene for the new Spiderman movie?

Wow, the weather is just wonderful today. The sun is shining brilliantly upon us and there isn't a plane— i... mean... a cloud in the sky!

>>686551408
Anyone hear that beeping coming from the walls or is it just me?

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I hate Thursdays

>>686560580
Hey man, chin up, only one more day til the weekend. It's not THAT bad.

>>686560335
Oh, I got a heads up from Larry this morning, said something about they're going to be simulating a terrorist attack. Told me not to come, but you know I got work to do and all that. If they don't want me here they can tell me to go.

>>686552213

Coming right up sir.

>>686560726
Go home man, you put in enough hours as it is, spend some time with the family. Go out and enjoy this lovely New York day.

>>686561057
That took you over an hour. You are so fucking fired.

>>686561125
I figure if I put the hours in now, I'll be able to spend more time with my boy in the evenings.

>>686561434

Ok, sorry sir *ihopehediesinaplanecrash*

>be inside bathroom in parking garage

*Reads writing inside bathroom stall*

"Be here by 6pm for some manly fun"

Hmm... I just got divorced so why not.

>>686561457
You're a good guy anon, and that's why i don't want you to make the same mistakes I did as a young father. Too focused on my career to worry about the real important things in life.
Don't be like me.
Go home, your boy will thank you for it, I assure you.

>>686561741
I heard that!!

>>686562184

>leaves
>goes to phonebooth

Hello, Hasan? That plane deal still up?

>>686562184
>>686562136
>>686561057
>>686561125
>>686561434
>>686560726
Hey everyone:) I just want to know why the FUCK AREN'T THERE ANY GODDAMN STIRRERS IN THE FUCKING BREAKROOM

>>686562725
>>686562577
I'm gonna enjoy this place burning to the ground.
How fucking hard is it to keep the break room sufficiently stocked??

Oh fuck, today is actually the 9th. I'm not supposed to be in today.

Man, could you like, imagine 2 fucking planes coming out of nowhere and just ramming into these buildings? Like, woah.

*faint Allah ackbar in the distance*

>>686563315
Funny thing, I had a dream about that last night, then you reminded me of it. Weird as fuck.

Bismillah hir rahman nir raheem
Alhamdu lillahi rabbil a lameen
Ar rahman nir raheem
Maliki yawmid deen
Iyyaka na'a budu wa-iyyaka nasta aeen
Ihdinas sirataal mustaqeem
Siratal latheena an a'amta alayhim ghayril maghdoobi alayhim walad daalleen

>>686563597
Hey Mohamed, you praying? That's cool, I really respect your religion.

Jeez Regina, I just love you a heck of alot. So, whaddya say, wanna marr-

>>686563913
I would sooner die in a fire than marry you. Go home, I don't feel like dealing with your shit today. You're walking on thin ice.

>>686563597
yea bro gotta give thanks for what's about to happen ya know

I love that I'm at the very top floor, such a great view.

Is that a fucking plane?

So the big boss Larry and his family are all out for the day, must be a barmitsvuh or some other dumb joo thing.

>>686563959
>>686563959

>>686564419
That seems like a bad thread. They seem to be asking for ideas.

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Thank god I'm in this tower and not in the other :D

hey does anyone have any grey poupon

>>686564817
Buddy, I can't even poop on my lunch break without Anderson from accounts trying to start a conversation about the Knicks. I keep telling him, I'm from Atlanta, I go for the Hawks, leave me alone.

>>686565198
Do you think he might have mustard though? Likes to go the the game, likes to get a dog, likes some mustard on it? I need some mustard. God I am like dying for some mustard here.

>>686565445
Bro, if you need mustard. I say, go get that mustard.

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>>686565198
maybe they have some mustard on the ground

>>686565595
Only one way to find out, I'll race ya.

Ok boys are we planting A or B???? Both you say??? Why not

>>686564174
>Regina is cold hard bitch

>Nobody cared that she was among the casualties that they pulled from the rubble.
>In fact, many people actually cheered.

>>686551408
So its like 11:59 on 9/10?

Hmmmm wouldn't it suck to be trapped in one of these huge stairwells?

>>686566583
Hey asshole, this other asshole beat you to that awful joke.

>>686554632

>>686566622
Totally man.
Nice trip dub.

If i jump someone's gonna hold me.
See ya fgts

>>686567164
Don't be stupid the windows in these buildings are super strong you'll never be able to get out like that

>>686566997
Well goes my fun for the day, looks like I'm just gonna burn in a fire instead...shit.

I just got that sweet promotion and my wife told me she's having a kid. Whoop imma be a daddy guys! The future looks great!

>>686552039
How many civilians did you kill sir?

>>686551408
>Top floor

Wow, what an amazing view.

Union strike guys, pack up your stuff.

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

Damn I have to finish this TPA report...

Hey, someone signed in as Terry Wrist, is this some kind of prank?

Never heard of an Al Qaeda either.

ahem...
>CAN TERRY WRIST AND AL QAEDA PLEASE REPORT TO THE SIGN IN DESK PLEASE

>>686551408
I'm about to jump guys and there's nothing you can d - OH SHIT WHAT'S THAT.