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Ask a guy with a dildo and fleshlight anything

Also taking requests
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Do you ever use your fleshlight as a dildo-sheath?
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>>686551388
Sometimes if I'm drunk enough
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>>686551388
Put the dildo in the fleshlight
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>>686551538
this
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>>686551538
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Dildo in flashlight
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>>686551723
Gross
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>>686551723
I've always wanted to see this and its so pleasing
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>>686551723
Win
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>>686551538
problem solving 101
I have a penetrating object and a penetrable object - what should I do /b/?
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put dildo in doughnut then eat doughnut
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>>686551333
Why do you have both a fleshlight and a dildo?
also trips
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>>686551333
Put a banana in the fleshlight and dildo in a donut
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>>686551723
take a picture of it halfway in the fleshlight

>this is literally my fetish
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>>686552024
massage the prostate while working the head.
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>>686551333
nice trips, is a fleshlight worth buying?
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>>686552024
Why not? I'm a pretty open minded guy lol
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>>686551723
amazing
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>>686551333
Put dildo in pooper, then tonguefuck fleshlight
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>>686551723
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>>686552210
is it worth it
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>>686551723
M A D M A N
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>>686551333
y tho
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>>686552293
This
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>Not fucking the infinitely superior dragon pussy
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>>686551333
KIk?
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>>686552148
There you go
>>686552184
It's hard to do all that while trying to take the pic by myself lol, anything else?
>>686552196
Yes. Yes it is. I don't use it very often because I don't like the clean up but when I'm on a dry spell I usually say what the hell
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>>686551723

Technology no longer needs you for anything.
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>>686552594
Post a webm.
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>>686551723
top kek
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>>686552594

Your a dude I assume, having a fleshlight.... Why in the fuck do you have a rubber dick, and what in the fuck do you do with it????
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Tonguefuck fleshlight for ultimate win
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>>686552293
>>686552572
Had to do this in 2 stages, stand by for second pic
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>>686551538
Put dildo up pooper and stick dick in fleshlight
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>>686551333
put fleshlight in butt
fuck it with dildo
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>Take dildo.
>Put in fleshlight.
>Attach fleshlight to roomba/walls/whatever.
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>>686553010
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>>686553024
obviously this is what he does normally
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>>686551333

Damn it Rick, thats my dildo and fleshlight.

Quit going thru my shit.
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>>686551998
this
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>>686553010
>>686553196
OP delivered. Today is a good day.
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why do you think ?
he puts it in his ass
btw nice trips
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>>686552594
>>686553010
>>686553196
pic related


OP show us your dick in the fleshlight
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>>686553196
New plan; cum in fleshlight, dildo in fleshlight, then dildo in pooper, and tongue in fleshlight. fagget.
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>>686553010

oh you shit head Rick....its on like donkey kong.
I'm going to stick your toothbrush in my ass hole.
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>>686553196
OP is literally a faggot
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>>686552088
this
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>>686553024
Sorry if these pics are sideways
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Fleshlight in pooper and fuck it with dildo.
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>>686551723
>>686552594
>>686553010
>>686553196
>>686553680
Please for the love of god somebody archive this
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>>686553680
Yo stick the dildo halfway in ass so we can see it more clear also need more light
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>>686553680
Wew lad

Well thanks op you made my day I guess.


I wish you a good day.
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>>686553462
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>>686551333

You ever get one stuck in the other?
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>>686551723
finally, something cool happens on the internet
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>>686553916
Hopefully this works
>>686554114
I have not lol
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How do you like the fleshlight? I've been thinking about buying one but I don't know that I want to spend the money. Also, you seem like a cool guy. Any other fun toy suggestions?
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>>686554512
I love it when I use it. There are a few different kinds, I got what's basically the base model. I got it for a little bit of stamina training plus if I haven't got laid in a while. It's definitely worth the money as long as you don't mind the clean up
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>>686554729
Awesome. Thanks man
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>>686554401
Perfect
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>>686554888
No problem!
>>686554890
Glad you like :)
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>>686555789
Yo show us that dick
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>>686551333
It literally looks like a glazed donut
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>>686552889
He already said he massages the prostate with it
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>>686551333
where could I buy them? aaaaand without facing any type of embarrasement?
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>>686556285
any sex shop. dont be a fucking pussy
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>>686556285
You can always buy them on Amazon, I bet they come with discrete packaging
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>>686556485
xD

and that's the problem, I am a pussy T.T
I mean, how do I buy one from a sex shop without going "HEY EVERYONE, I BOUGHT MYSELF A DILDO" ? *waves golden dildo*
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>>686556700
I don't think Amazon would do, since I seen some negative reviews on some toys
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>>686551538
i clicked on this thread just to say this comment, i am glad i am not alone xD
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>>686555891
Here
>>686556285
Any sex toy store, or online. Being embarrassed is part of buying any sex toy, you just have to remember that the cashier is there to get paid, she or he will see the exact same thing tons of times. They will forget your face probably by the time you walk out of the store. If you have any reservations don't forget that guys buy lots of much stranger sex toys than that. But if you can't handle the embarrassment, buy online.
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>>686556773
>xD
>T.T
>*waves golden dildo*
I think you're lost, newfriend.
>>>/tumblr/
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gif of you a2m-ing the dildo
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>>686557098
Oh! I never thought about that x.x
Really really great advice, thank you so much, OP! =D
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>>686557305
nah I'm just visiting :3c
>gives you another hint with ':3c'
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>paying hard-earned money for a fleshlight
plebs
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>>686557098
i've had only positive experiences in sex shops. nobody has ever been judgemental and all the girls have been friendly and chatty. everyone should buy something in person at least once.
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faggots
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>>686557425
I have no idea how to make gifs or webms lol
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>>686556773
>>686557436
>>686557515
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>>686552577
>being a furfag degenerate
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How deep your fleshlight is?
And how long your dildo is?
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>>686553196
look at that baby face, lmao beta genes detected, no wonder he's a gayboi
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>>686557580
Same here, I haven't had it happen yet but the only thing that makes me nervous is seeing someone I know. But I've been in our local store dozens of times and that's never happened
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>>686557601
Yo op stick a sharpie in your ass?
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>>686557704
le baguette
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>>686554000
does it feel as tight as it looks like?
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>>686557893
Op please?
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>>686557893
Don't think I have any sadly
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>>686557893
>>686557970
>>686558038
I lied, hang on
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>>686551333
Requesting you suction the dildo to your head like a unicorn and take a photo of yourself with it on in a busy public setting.
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Put the fleshlight in your ass, cut a slit in the dildo and fuck the dildo.
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>>686558038
Then stick a pen or toothbrush up your ass?
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>>686557932
I can get off really quick with it. So yes it's pretty tight
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>>686551723

Why is this so fucking funny
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>>686558115
Oh WHOOOOO Op I love you
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>>686558177
Sorry don't want to give away my face lol
>>686558210
It's red, hopefully still counts
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>>686558621
Fucking perfect thanks dude
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>>686558697
No problem :)
Anything else?
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>>686558772
Kinda wanna see that flesh light in action
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>>686558772
Deepthroat the dildo and film it
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>>686559052
Yeah put that dildo in your mouth and take a pic OP don't have to show whole face
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>>686558960
>>686559052
Like I said earlier I don't really know how to make webms or gifs lol
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>>686551538
thats the only thing i clicked the thread for, thank u
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>>686558772
How long your dildo is?
And how deep is your fleshlight?
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>>686559259
Take a pic deepthroating it, then
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>>686559412
Take a pic with dildo in mouth then
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Sorry guys this is as far as I could go
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>>686551723
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>>686559796
That's good
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>>686552889
Are you 12 or just never been on the internet before... or both?
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>>686559796
Compare the dildo with your dick
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>>686560029
Makes me feel inadequate haha
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>>686560352
Thanks OP you've made my day
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Any girls in this thread?
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>>686560450
Glad I could help
If you want anything else let me know. I'm willing to do anything beyond those 2 sex toys as long as it doesn't show my face
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>>686560352
How long the dildo is, OP?
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>>686560584
Oh okay well, stick something in your urethra maybe?
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>>686560584
If you have a banana stick it up your ass or try to and send pic of how far you can go
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>>686560584
finger in inguinal canal
If you can't yet, push testicles instead
clamps on nipples
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>>686560352
have anything thicker to stick in the pooper
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>>686560649
I think 5.5
>>686560707
I'll see what I can do
>>686560769
No bananas sadly
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>>686560584
send a pic of your asshole
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>>686560932
Yes anything OP?
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>>686560934
And what are your sexual preferences?
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>>686560983
OP just stick everything you have up your ass one by one and keep sending us pics.
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>>686560707
Not sure I have anything that wouldn't hurt, I've never done it before.
>>686560983
>>686560932
These are my sex toys
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>>686556967
same here
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>>686561100
Do this
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>>686561323
Also stick in anal bead?
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>>686561028
I actually consider myself straight lol
>>686560707
I don't have anything that wouldn't hurt, sorry :(
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>>686561323
vid with anal beads?
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>>686552577
Might as well go big if your going to play with a fleshlight I guess, and it sure as hell gives off that "exotic" feel
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>>686561100
This?
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>>686561542
STICK IN THOSE ANAL BEADS
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>>686561542
PUSH TESTICLES BACK
INTO INGUINAL CANAL
GO
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>>686561467
I don't know how well you can see UT they are all in
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>>686561837
Inguinal canal?
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>>686557578
Especially when your mother is so cheap
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>>686561926
Meant it*
Also forgot pic
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>>686562084
Stick half way in?
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>>686562000
The trips! Checked m8
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>>686557515
>:3
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>>686561998
http://www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape
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>>686559796
You are really fucked up
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>>686562336
not really, this is very tame actualy
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>>686562127
Recaptcha is fucking gay
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>>686562336
I'm really not, I just have a very active sex drive and if it feels good why not?
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Put the dildo on your dick and put the flashlight up your butt
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>>686562317
That sounds unpleasant lol
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>>686551333
nice trips, so im gonna need you to put that fleshlight up your ass, fuck side first, then stick the dildo in your fucking cockhole m8. ill wait
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>>686562862
Stick toothbrush up ass?
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>>686563089
Also sounds unpleasant lol
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>>686563093
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>>686563140
hey a request is a request right, still waiting
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>>686563585
You may be waiting a while lol
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>>686551333
put the fleshlight in your ass and the dick in your dick
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>>686563788
you copied my request but you got the dubs so im cool with it, still waiting on op to deliver

>>686563711
maybe not much longer haha
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>>686564172
I don't think he will do it not many people would be able to stick that in their ass
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>>686553510
>liking things up your ass makes you gay
no, liking the same sex makes you gay, stop being 12 years old
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>>686564368
orly you fucking dickhead haha
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>>686565015
Op stick a pen in that ass for me baby
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Any more requests before I take off for the night?
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>>686565144
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>>686565146
see these dubs
>>686563788
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>>686565301
Got any like candy you may be able to stick up there?
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>>686551723
This is a good thread
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>>686565146
Got like a PS3 or Xbox controller you could stick up there? Like the handle???
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put the fleshlight in your ass and use the dildo to fuck the fleshlight
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>>686551538
>>686551723
>>686552594
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op do this you could stick up there? Like the handle???
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>>686565390
No candy lol
>>686565465
I have an Xbox controller but I'd rather not fuck it up with lube lol
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>>686565710
Awe :(
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>>686562336

you are really new

/b/ has literally skullfucked an actual human skull before

this is... pretty tame.
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>>686565710
How about like a spoon or fork?
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>>686551333
Put the fleshlight in your ass and the dildo in your dick
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>>686565814
Sorry :(

I wonder if anyone saved these pics lol
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>>686565845
Spoon or fork to stick up that ass?
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>>686565896
I am lol this is fucking amazing
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>>686565911
Like with the spoon you may be able to stick the main part in but if no just too do handle for the fork and spoon I want both lok
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>>686566137
Would plastic spoon be okay? If it was just me eating from the regular silverware I wouldn't care but I have people over a lot and I would feel bad lol
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>>686566305
Plastic is okay
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>>686566137
I can write names too by the way before I go if you are interested
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>>686566420
Dude write Justin on your ass and sticky he sharpie and the pen at same time up it?
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>>686566394
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>>686566530
Do this please
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>>686566530
Sorry about my bad handwriting, it's harder than you'd think to write on your ass lol
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>>686567037
FML forgot pic
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>>686567037
No problem don't worry I know :P
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>>686567100
Thanks dude is someone else taking the pics?
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>>686567165
No its me lol
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>>686567100
Can you just stick your finger in our ass?
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>>686567100
Yo can you also write Justin On your dick? Lol
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>>686567362
I'm kinda soft right now so you probably wouldn't wanna see that lol
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>>686567468
Awe okay lol
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>>686567468
Would you stick the handle of a knife in your ass? I know you said you have people over but maybe you have one you don't use?
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>>686557515
Please leave.
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also how about you surprise me? Just find something random and stick it up your ass? Can be anything?
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maybe stick in like the kid part of a water bottle? Lol just thinking of weird unique things
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>>686568216
The lid like the whole water bottle but the part you drink from
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>>686553901
Y it's not worth it
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>>686568263
Or maybe stick a key in your ass?
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Why does your dildo look depressed as fuck
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