Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Enjoy the cancer
QOTT: Last song you listened too/currently listening too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ecGn1cy-Ko
>>686549492
psh maybe a kangaroo with the downs
>>686549692
>Lagavulin
Fancy! I kinda stick to the cheap stuff like Kings Bay, gets the job done and I can get like 2 liters for 20 kek
>>686549713
I don't really know why, I wasn't like hurt or discouraged or anything, he just looked at me as we passed and made this face like he was trying to stifle his laughter or something. I thought it was kinda funny actually, like something that would happen in a comedy
Also claiming
>>686550403
claimed
>I've finally got a fucking day off edition
Been a little bit since I've popped in.
>>686550516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemOWBkkUuQ
>kagami
Post you and your waifus song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJghf2OcW1s
>>686550516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ6wJqaE6o4
>koko
>>686550516
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L29oHSOzxuk
:^)
>>686549940
>Hanako
Alright, I will
>Thank you!
>>686549944
That'd be fun!
I'm going to play tomorrow tho, not in the mood for vidya tonight
>>686550659
Already did it Rikka :c >>686550516
>>686550659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc
This one is easy.
>>686549713
A lot of noted to take lol. How are you homie?
>>686549944
That'll be mundane though and I see we both have an anon we missed
>>686550516
>
https://youtu.be/dy31UdMz4Vk
>>686549944
You can't stop the train
>choo choo motherfucker
>>686550516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdnaxkeY9yw
>>686550403
It's fine
>shinoa
Claiming once more.
>>686548897
I am currently living in Albuquerque. I have friends who live in LC. Soledad is one of my favourite places to hike (I'm not into strenuous hikes.)
>>686549419
I am! I'm currently reading an intrusive fantastical book called Mythago Wood by R. Holdstock. Have you ever heard of it? And I'll take a guess. Would it be mass murders, planetary destruction, and general gang violence?
Briefly flaming but I must play overwatches /brewer asuka
>>686550832
Lewd train? Where's Noire?
Miho claimed
>>686549944
You would have fun. You just cant touch.
>>686550908
nice!!! i've been to alburquerque a few times, it's pretty area, but i love the mountains lol
>>686550908
I just started watching this! Needs more lewd though.
>>686550950
I think Noire's a demon now. Don't you need to do a ritual to summon her or something?
>>686551048
>LEWDS INCOMING
Milinda claim
>>686550516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
>>686550765
Me too. Might play some CSGO but im still hurting and tired. Probably wont stay up too much later.
>>686550799
Fair point. You will also be glad to know I lost the file I was decrypting. It went corrupt...
>>686550832
>the train
The rape train?
ARE YOU TRYING TO RAPE ME HANAKO?
>
>>686551048
Kek maybe. I dont think thats my kind of place though... kek
This coughing hurts.
>>686551101
I wasn't going to post any.
>>686550908
Nope it become atlantis for a bit and no I haven't heard of the book. Got a fav read? Favorite is counte of mounty cristo
I also found this list on /lit/
>shinoa
QOTT: who's your favorite superhero?
Nightwing
>>686551194
We could always go fishing.
>>686551194
Wait WHAT?!
>>686551266
>lewds on standby
>>686551427
Iron Man
>anything mechanical is so cool
>>686551427
Spiderman
>>686551427
batnigger, but there's already qott, you even answered it!
whelp, im gonna go to sleep, ill see you guys tomorrow!! good night and sleep tight everyone!!! have a great day
>>686551725
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kagami friend.
>Shiro
Going to bed now. Goodnight have wonderful dreams of your waifu!
>>686550516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXSf0SMXcLA
>>686551427
Batman
>>686550538
Ah well if you took it like that than that's even better man. It could've been anything.
>>686550799
Feeling good right now. Got nothing to do during the days now though. You?
>>686549940
Step right up, what kind of memes you looking for?
>>686549944
I know right? What are the odds.
>>686549955
Copy that.
>>686550117
>With friends
How?
>>686550460
>implying i need to buy my memes
So you're a producer then?
>Best idol claimed
>>686551427
Miho Ranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4S0TAzFXU
>>686551862
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and 12.7 cm twin cannons friend!
>Shiro
>>686551862
nighty night!!!
>>686551725
>>686551862
Sleep tight you two.
>Maki
rei best eva
>>686551862
Goodnight qt
>I look forward to seeing you again
>>686551889
The zesty kind
>>686551725
Goodnight friend
I came crawling back.
>I forgot I don't fit in out there either.
>>686551427
The Flash.
>>686551194
>
>>686551586
Shit! But I did tho
>>686551725
>>686551862
Night!
>>686551889
Playing some csgo atm. I really gotta get to rank 3 lol
>>686551427
Spider Man!
>>686551889
SOmeone made a open source version of RCT2 and you can make servers!
>>686551427
The bats
>>686551862
Night! Sleep well :)
>>686551889
Lol tru, i also felt kinda embarrassed cus I had trouble with this one machine i couldn't figure out. Its a learning process haha
Tie the rope!
You're all going to hang for this
>>686552085
Hey, I said you fit in here, but you left before seeing it I assume. Glad to see you back friend.
>>686550516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCfYrxx_hBE
easy ^_^ i like the baby metal version too...
>>686551551
HANAKO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHYYYY
>
>>686551459
Fishing is pretty fun!
>>686551889
Damn near astronomical... kek
How are you tonight?
>>686552115
Your welcome
>>686552178
Hello old friend. Nice to see you again.
>>686552344
You're on drugs.
Share
>>686552178
But I just got here
>>686551999
Yeah well like if you're into prototype models, man.
>>Production Model Intensifies
>>686552085
Na nigga sit yo ass over here
Made it to work. I don't know why, but the bike seemed to handle better today, despite still having the old tires on it.
As well, there is no reason it should take 10 minutes to order your damn food at the drive through! No reason at all! If you need to search through 50 coupons for the one you want, park and go in or have it ready!
>>686551999
Trips confirm Rei a best
>>686552333
>
>Shiro
>>686552575
goddommot
Test.
>>686552333
Oh hey, that gif kinda looks like I'm NO WAIT WHAT THE HELL
>I didn't say anything about that!
>>686552643
DUDE STOP FOR A SECOND WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM
>>686552059
>Zesty
Would like to try some of Dat Boi or our new special: Magnum Dong.
>>686552115
>Rank 3
As in private?
>>686552152
Ayy lmao, do you have the link?
>>686552164
Don't be, we all start somewhere kek. Which machine was it?
>>686552333
>Dem trips
Same ol same ol. Nothing really happens kek.
>>686551069
I love it here. I wouldn't want to come home to anywhere else. Have you been skiing at Sandia? It's so wonderful.
>>686551087
I really don't want to justify that claim with a response, but it would be rude to ignore you so:
NO.
>>686551304
*sparkles*
Of course! But I have quite a few favourites, and they are all extremes. What genre are you interested in? My all time favourite is a childish fantasy book called Howl's Moving Castle. Do NOT tell anyone on /lit/ though. I would lose any recognition. My current /lit/-worthy favourite is The Seven Madmen.
That list is nice, but I surf /lit/ for lesser known authors.
>>686553059
Good girl, you goin nowhere hombre
>>686552937
Just google open RCT it should be the first thing you have to have RCT2 legally installed for it to work though
overwatch is done installing laters ~~
>>686552937
Surprise me
>>686553059
>>686553146
>I know where this is going
>>686552643
Shiro! That one was actually kinda funny... kek
Really tho. Enough lewds friend.
>>686552749
HANAKO! WHAT WOULD HOTARU/NAGATO THINK OF THIS? WHYYY
>
>>686552937
Thanks fam.
Sounds chill at least. Listening to any music?
>>686552643
Check the email associated with your WoWs account.
>>686552643
Stop posting this or all cut you balls off and feed it to your gold fish.
>>686552333
Its fun and relaxing.
>>686550403
megumin
>>686553535
Don't tell me you did something to my World of Warcraft account. I own three internet girlfriends on that account!
>>686553688
Don't have one.
>>686553386
THIS IS A GIANT MISUNDERSTANDING! I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE LEWD TRAIN NOT THE OTHER ONE!
>Time to leg it before the missus finds me
>>686553645
Wew indeed
>>686553693
Put some damn clothes on
>>686552937
kek it was a machine that works out the abs where you grab the handles above you and pull them into position to do crunches, i coudn't for the life of me get it into the actual crunch position but when I did i was able to go back and forth, just the initial starting i couldn't really do heh
>>686553693
>nice loli
>>686553790
WoWs and WoW are two separate games.
>>686552333
Hehe~
But I'm still going to be careful
>>686552937
In game? I guess
>>686553043
I don't have a favorite really. But I'm more of the recommended me a book and I'll see it kind of guy. And your secret is safe with me. Didn't they make an anime off of it?
>>686553875
My World of Warships account? I own 1.68 warships on there!
>>686553645
How are you doing sweet stuff~
>>686553790
Well then your not going to need them ovaries.
>>686554065
2.68 now.
>>686553272
>RCT2 legally
Hehe~
>>686553367
I'll let the chef know.
>>686553386
Yep 24/7. Can't live without it. How are you though?
>Being bullied?
>>686553854
Hmm, I'd have to see that one. Hey at least you were able to do it.
>>686554010
Kek wait until you make it to Silver hell :^)
>>686554131
You're so kind Red, thank you.
>>686554350
No problem. Just needed the activation link or whatever it was they sent to be clicked.
>>686554308
God damn it soft
>>686554444
Nice one red
>shinoa
>>686554444
>tfw quad 4s and I forgot my image
>>686554074
>Sweet stuff
>
Well I'm about to be kicked out of where I live, I got another place to move into with a buddy of mine, I've come up with an idea for building a camp site inawoods but I need time and materials. Plus I need a water source for washing.
>>686554010
Studio Ghibli made a movie based on the book. It was a beautiful disappointment, though.
>>686554573
>Kicked out
Thats a damn shame
>Camp
Sounds cozy but what will you do about food?
>>686553688
It is!
>cut your balls off and feed it to your gold fish
Fucking shit Miho... Your savage...
>>686553812
HOW IS RAPING ME A MISUNDERSTANDING? SOMEONE HELP ME!
>>686554010
kek nah, just be you. I think I can handle a little teasing every now and then.
>>686554308
Nice. Im not a huge music person but I cant lie, I listen a few times a day.
>Being bullied?
What do you mean friend?
>Mirai? You still here? Are you mad at me? Im sorry if I let you down... :(
>>686554458
Topkek. I have neither versions.
>Maki
I'm going to go play Katawa Shoujo now, so just lurking.
>>686554308
Should I be scared?
>>686554458
It is you frenemy! I remember seeing 2 rikkas last night
>>686554689
Another "book was better" thing?
mine
>>686554947
>Your savage
I'm not that savage.
>>686554074
>>686554573
>I most definitely know where this is going now
>Time to get the camera
>>686554947
I was never doing that or intended to do that to you in the first place! I'd never do that to you, honest!
>I'm so confused right now
>One minute I was teasing you about lewds
>And then this happens
>>686555166
>Should I be scared?
Never forget
Your waifu isnt real and will die
>>686555478
>Isn't real
>Will die
Pick one
>>686554947
I don't think that was the real Mirai my dude
>>686554573
Why is she scooping ice? she stronk?
>>686554863
Well, I'd be able to go to stores nearby, just far enough in the woods people wouldn't bother me. I still need to get to work.
>>686555406
I'm camera shy, plz no.
>>686555573
Strokest Ice waifu.
>
>>686550403
Glad to see that my Cirno isn't claimed
>>686554947
I would now but the bun is preying me
>>686555437
!!!
>>686555166
Actually, no. It was beautifully made, but it wasn't the same well-crafted story, with the same characters, environment, or development. It was just a rendition. Like, an alternate universe. I loved both. But I wouldn't have minded it being the same thing. Does that make sense?
>>686554947
It keeps me going honestly, like a way to distract myself from unwanted thoughts.
>What do you mean friend
The "lewds"
>>686555166
Kek, ask the princess that. My CS:GO knowledge isn't first hand.
.
>>686555670
o fuk, shes an ICQT? and where do you work?
>>686555670
Hmm I wish you the best of luck when that happens. I'll be thinkin of ya when you're gone
>>686555560
fake things can die
just like your dreams and aspirations
>>686555333
>Checked
Trips say you are friend... kek
>>686555406
HOW ARE YOU CONFUSED? I'M CONFUSED! YOU'RE THE ONE RAPING ME!
>>686555573
I was hoping it was....
>>686555824
Have fun with that... kek
>Pls do not involve me in that crazy... kek
>>686555910
That's always a good thing to have.
>It's like how you make my day every time I see you <3
It was kinda annoying... But its over now so i'm okay.
sup waifus and weebs
This coughing really hurts.
>>686554947
https://youtu.be/sp-BXFKKLI0
Nothing like that. Ye, still lurk
>>686556013
Ruby Tuesdays
>>686556090
I'll always be here.
>
>>686555166
Yeah there were 2 last night me and the new Rikka but I am the OG the frenemy, the dabber I have many names but I am the one the only Rikka Takanashi
>>686556292
How so? You know way to get electricity in the woods?
>>686555910
I'm not bullying her! This just got WAY OUT OF HAND!
>>686556222
Stop, just stop! I am NOT doing anything of the sort! I have not so much as even laid a FINGER on you!
>please stop screaming in my ear
>I'm trying to figure out where all of this went south
>>686555841
Yes it does lol. Never seen the movie. Im guessing it's a must watch?
>>686555910
Figures. How much did blue bell tell you?
>>686556055
Please be just a burger
>
>>686556222
Goodness you have no idea with the bun. Don't remeber how we met but shit went lewd every thread real fast 2 months ago I think
>>686556337
Yes! It is you!! You and other rikka all cool?
>>686556222
Shit, i guess it actually was, I stand corrected.>>686556290
sheeeit
>>686556292
Nice! I take it its at least somewhat close to the woods if its an option haha, hope it works out for you man
>>686556735
>correct
>>686556735
I'd be happier if you read the book, haha!
>>686556290
Are you sure? I should have listened to you earlier... Im sorry for that... I was being stupid.
Glad your here though.
>>686556534
WHY ARE YOU LYING? EVERYONE HERE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE DOING!
>runs away in fear.
>>686556735
Oh I know. I've been seeing it for awhile now... kek
>>686556788
kek Yeah! Im glad hes back :)
Alright, im goin to bed cuties, sleep well everyone :)
>for you, operator anon, in lieu of our typical convos
>>686556500
Those solar powered phone chargers.
Also I was taught alot about electricity when I did MOS training, so I'm sure I could rig something.
>I liek science.
>>686556788
koko no one is giving me my (you)s
>>686557028
>Solar powered phone chargers
The fuck? That's a thing?
>>686557025
thanks
>>686557015
>nibble
>>686556788
Yeah, tons of woods where I'm at, nothing to crazy since I'm on a peninsula.
>>686557177
Yup, they sell them on base, that plus a portable battery they sell at walmart, I could have tons of powered saved up for just my phone. A few car batteries and I'd be able to have a heater and lights hooked up.
>>686557015
Wait, please! I'm trying to fix this! All I did was tease you about the shit Shiro's doing to you! I wasn't implying... that!
>can we please calm down?
>please?
>>686557415
>the base
You were in the military or somethin?
>>686556863
>
The bun is satisfied!
>>686556921
Oh I wonder why.. is it becuase you're a /lit/ fanatic?~
>>686557015
You where there?
>>686557025
Night koko!
>>686557586
I'm actually a Marine Core Reservist.
>Also listening to John Cena trap remix for some reason.
>>686556735
We didnt have any problems last night or anything but people think we did for some reason haha I think he is cool I dont mind. I just have having to confirm I am the OG
>>686557376
Hello Bunny anon! You scared me a little there...
>
>>686557423
NO LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH HAVEN'T YOU!
>continues running
>>686557624
I've seen those filenames... kek.
You two are crazy. At least you're having fun with it
>>686557773
>>686557773
You still in?
My hats off to you to put up with that shit
>>686556222
>Back at it again with the trips
It is, gives me a sunny disposition
>It's like how you make my day every time I see you <3
Hnnggg, my heart can't take it. Such a awesome person <3
Happy to know you're ok.
>>686556534
All right start from part 1. Where'd it all go wrong?
>>686556735
Being stuck in a warp of shitty teammates, enemies on smurf accounts, still trying to git gud, and other CS:GO mishaps. Gonna be a fun time lel.
>>686557025
Sleep tight Koko, get those gains.
>>686557624
That has nothing to do with it. It's my childish favourite! And I'm not a /lit/ fanatic!
>>686557946
Yeah still in, it's only been one year.
>I spend all my free time here.
>And now at work.
>>686557773
No offense bro
But it's Corps
>>686558207
Then wtf you getting kicked out for?
>>686557877
>cute
>bullies erica instead
>>686557877
Okay, I get it! I'm sorry about teasing you! You can stop your sick joke now!
>shit, what would Nagato say about this?
>even if it wasn't true, it still sounds bad...
>I need to fix this. Quick.
>>686558061
I teased Milinda about the lewds Shiro was making of her. I think I mentioned a train around that point, and now she thinks I did... that, to her
>>686558208
You know what, you're exactly right. I'm retarded.
>>686558326
Getting kicked out of the house I'm at? No real reason. I'm told it's financial reasons but the math doesn't add up.
>>686558622
Thats fuckin retarded, cant you sue?
>>686557877
It's the best! I love how the entire thread watches us two go at it!
>>686558061
Smurf account?
>>686558206
Says the one who stays away from /b/ amd stays on /lit/ most of the time~
>>686558518
I will defend you if Nagato sees. Back to Katawa Shoujo.
>>686558821
I'm living with a highschool friend and his dad, no real contract or anything, and I'd rather not burn the bridge. It sucks but hey, just another speed bump, and another and another.
>My luck is the exact opposite of what I need in my life. :/
>>686558061
Hehe ;)
Your the best Maki <3
Thanks friend.
>That last one was a little funny though... kek.
>>686558360
C-Cute? You think i'm cute?
T-Thanks Bunny anon!
>Why are you bullying Erica?
>>686558518
YOU THINK RAPING ME IS A JOKE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>Maki help meeee!
>>686558874
Kek that is an interesting way to phrase that...
>>686558874
I do not see how that could be considered malignant in any way. /b/ is a terrible place where nothing good happens. No offense. It's mostly for porn, and crude, fetish-pandering at that. So, it is not for me.
>>686558622
Forgot pic but for some reason i read Corps not as "Core" but as cOHrps
>>686559115
Bunny anon likes you.
Someone make this coughing stop....
>>686559115
ENOUGH!
Now, I don't know what you think or what the matter is, but it's gone too far and either this SHIT ends now, or I'll end it AND you MYSELF.
>>686559115
>cause she like naughty bullying
>>686559445
>i haven't forgotten about you
>>686559300
Dubs on dubs lets go for 3!
>>686559741
>Psst, I heard you were driving the rape train earlier.
>>686559115
Think of it as me and the entire thread watching you go at it with your precious Maki and Mirai
>>686559281
No harm done. I'm more of an /an/, /fit/, /his/, /m/ guy
>>686559445
I remeber the times when you said thay to me lol
>>686559779
Oohhhhh haven't see this in sometime as well
>>686559779
>Save me......
>>686559089
Sour :/
>>686559841
Lol noice crystals m8
Btw whats your waifu's name?
>>686560071
Remind me how we met again and how we ended up being shipped?
>>686559445
I guess so... I know the Bunny likes you too... kek
>>686559741
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME NOW? YOUR GONNA RAPE THEN KILL ME? IM GONNA FIGHT BACK! PREPARE TO LOSE!
>
>>686559779
Oh? That sounds fun! I wish you luck with your bullying!
>>686559892
Hmmm That is a fair point... kek
>>686559935
>Wake me up and save
>me
>from
>the
>dark.
Hope you feel better
>>686560068
It's ok, I like sour stuff.
>>686560118
Mizore, from Rosario+Vampire
>>686559892
Yes. I should stay quiet about bunny anon.
>>686560274
Mizore's a looker, isn't she?
>Cirno
