>>686547996
Why did you write it all out boychick.

>>686547996
Sauce?

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why did you nut before?, also massages are for fags, just go the distance and fuck an escort..

>>686547996
Sauce??

>>686547996
That kinda seems reversed.

>>686548540
>>686548612
amy rider

>>686548732
yes because western porn and fantasy of being given a happy ending

>>686548544
nutted before so the white girl can stroke me longer. her technique was one of the best i had. love these white girls.

>>686549024
It's not fantasy. I'm a middle-aged white guy that just fucked a petite asian woman with a try tight pussy at a massage parlor this past Monday.

I love some asian pussy every now and then. Unfortunately, there's not much of it in the Midwest unless you go to an AMP.

>>686549024
>fantasy of being given a happy ending
Oof.

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>>686549482
true. but since you are a white guy having some oriental meat is a nice change once in a white and makes sex better.

as for me it's the same too, i find petite white girls to be very hot probably because of all the american porn and being raised here in the states.

>>686549925
Cool...just funny that it's so against sterotype.

My son is in the Navy and was stationed in Japan. If it was me at 19 in Japan, I probably would have come home with a Japanese wife and kid.

One of my best friends also loves asian women. He moved to the West Coast and ended up.marrying one.

>>686547996
I never got the whole Asian massage parlor thing.

Like, I've fucked or gotten blowjobs from well over 100 escorts/window girls, but I've never had a sex worker give me a handjob that was markedly better than just jerking off.

Personally, if I'm paying, it's a blowjob, minimum.

>>686550902
I'm with you there. The only AMPS I go to are full service.

I never got the concept of hand jobs. No woman is going to jerk me off better than I can jerk myself off. I've had decades of practice. Paying for a hand job seems like a waste of money.

>>686550902
giving yourself a handjob, getting a handjob, blowjob, or penetration all leads to one thing, making yourself cum.

each service has an added cost. hj is the cheapest at $40 til cum. a bj can range anywhere from $60-80 til cum. than you have full service which you fuck them til cum.

i've personally done a few full service and found that it was not worth the money. getting a hj is more economic on my wallet.

>>686551293
that's true and it can be said the same with the woman, no one can fuck her as good as she can fuck herself. i usually dont do the fs because of herpes or other stds.

>>686551293
Exactly. Blowjobs can be fucking amazing. Better than sex if you get a girl who really knows her shit (though 95% of women don't). Every man on the planet should experience a truly world-class blowjob at least once. It should be a mandatory life experience.

Handjobs? Meh. I wind up either going soft, or having to get them to stop because they're chafing me or smacking their hand into my balls half the time. I've had a few that were pretty good. Oil was involved. Lots of fancy hand techniques. Still wasn't anything special.

>>686551663
I'd much rather fuck an escort, but it isn't always convenient.

Always best to cover up.

>>686551663
You know what'd be even more economical than paying 40.00 for a handy? Watching some porn and jerking off at home for free.

You need to understand value, friend. Just because something is cheap doesn't mean it's good value, and just because something is expensive doesn't mean it's poor value. A cheap piece of shit is still a piece of shit.

>>686552174
Well-stated.

>>686552155
covering doesnt guarantee full protection. i think i might have gotten herpes from fucking a tijuana whore last month

anyways, the white chick that gave me the hj said she loves to draw and have sold a few pieces of her work online. she was very good with her hands. i was able to roam my hands on her firm little ass and tits. hj was the only service she offered, i would have fucked that pussy without hesitation if the option was available.

>>686552664
You're right, it doesn't guarantee it...but certainly reduces the odds.

I'm a retired monger, and I smile upon these childrens of the underworld.

Well done, my sons.

>>686552664

i feel like not fucking tijuana whores was covered in the dick-owners user manual.

I can't remember where I put mine, anyone got their copy handy?

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>>686552943
my first year of mongering, I spent over $2500. it was extremely fun but expensive. I've since slowed down.

>>686552943
I've been married twice. That's all the motivation I needed to never date ever again.

I hate to sound like one of those cynical red-pillers, but it's the smartest way to satisfy your sex drive. Cheaper, too. Won't cost you a house, a car, half a million dollars, and two dogs.

>>686553149
Bravo!

Are your finances in order? If so, it's time to raise the stakes and monger globally.

>>686547996
how long have you been a habitual liar?

>>686553103

can confirm, it's on page 1

>>686553103
Well, if you go to one of those high-end places, your probably fine. Cheap, sketchy Mexican whores are a definite no-go, though.

>>686549482

> Unfortunately, there's not much of it in the Midwest unless you go to an AMP.

Go on.

>>686553255
You're right. Plus, you know what they say about "fool me once."

Once was e-fucking-nough for me. I too hate to sound like a bitter prick, and I don't deny that people can be married and enjoy it. It was just never for me. I don't like sharing my life with a spouse. I like to work hard, make money, and travel. Mongering was a hobby. I've had my fun, and I'm still satisfied without a wife.

>>686553481
Do your own research, boy!

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>>686553255

>two dogs

>>686553287
Not him, but I go to Europe to monger. Amsterdam's not what it was, but I love the city and the people and there's still a ton of good fun to be had if you know where to look.

I spent about 8k over 2 weeks my last trip. Shit was pretty fantastic.

>>686547996

Do you have a small dick?

>>686547996
good for you, mine was like 40 or 50 years old, and gave me a handjob with a massage, i'm only 18, does a handjob count as losing your virginity?

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>>686553481
i use rubmaps, pretty reliable.

>>686553317
i dont need to lie even if this was an anonymous site. i've left tons of reviews on rubmaps.

>>686547996
how does it feel being an untermensch that spills his seed endlessly?

>>686553149

name of the girl?

>>686553792
Agree with you on Amsterdam. Believe it or not I've had most of my fun in Italy. Second to Thailand, but that... probably doesn't count.

>8k over 2 weeks

Sounds like you had a blast! Well done, and safe travels.

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>>686553681
That was the worst part, honestly. The bitch did that to spite me, I'm sure of it. She did fuck all for the dogs. I walked them and fed them and all that. I don't think she even really liked them.

I miss my boys. They're probably dead by now, though.

>>686553963
Lol. Well now that you went and name-dropped the database, you'd may as well share your handle. We can swap reviews.

>>686553980
Feels good man

>>686554096
In another world, brother, you're frolicking in a field over a glorious game of fetch!

>>686547996

run-on sentence much???

idiot bitch

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>>686553823
i think it's average. not small like what you would see in japanese porn and not big like american porn.

>>686553980
feels good when i'm spilling it on white and latina sluts.

>>686553987
kailani lei, something like that.

>>686554157
i've been north, central, and southern california massage parlors.

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>>686554096

I'm pretty much fed up with life here on earth.

>>686554380
Please tell me you've visited Ella....

What can I do to find one of these? Are they just called asian, oriental massage parlor etc?

It seems like a nice thing to do but I don't want to have to go to a lot of different places to find one where I can get a Saturday blowjob every once in a while

>>686553149
Before I met my wife...I had a 5 year run of escorts, strippers, and AMPs. I was dropping $1k a month. It wasn't a hobby for me anymore...it was a lifestyle.

>>686554626
Rubmaps, google it.. Backpages too, under body rubs I believe is the category.. They are 99.9% accurate. Just go and do it.

>>686554626
Oh for fuck's sake.

>RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH
>pay for RM if you must and search the forums, if you must
>look at reviews and decide for yourself what's the best place
>ultimately it's trial and error whether you like it or not. "ymmv" (your mileage may vary)
>don't fucking go on Saturdays

>>686554814
Rubmaps.com is good. I'm a member and post reviews.

>>686554738
>>686554814
and for Backpages, you know they offer extras when the pictures of the females are clearly random models and not workers.

>>686554738
worth it?

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>>686554496
no i havent

>>686554626
check your local craigslist or backpage. the places that offers $40 an hour massage are the ones to avoid, they usually provide a DIY hj. all those pictures along with their ads are fake so you're really not to trust it. the hardest part of mongering is to find the best looking chicks.

>>686554738
same, once you've tried it you'll never want to stop.

>>686554953
>>686554881
You've got to be fucking kidding me

>GETTING TIRED OF BLURRED REVIEWS?
>SNIPER666ROLEPLAY GOT TIRED THEN REGISTERED FOR PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP FOR 20 DOLLARS A MONTH

>>686554881
>>don't fucking go on Saturdays

W-why?

>>686554814
i've been considering getting a membership but i don't want that shit on my cc records.

>>686555448
Yep, I miss when that shit was free.

>>686555847
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!

>>686555869
It won't show up on your records by name.

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>>686555909
fuck you, smelly cunt

>>686556002
Don't be a salesperson. Think. No one wants that shit

>>686556002
>It won't show up on your records by name.
still probably wouldn't be that hard to figure out what it is, if the so starts snooping.

I wish they accepted gifts cards as payment.

>>686556002
>Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!

Because it's busy?

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>>686555448
when I first started mongering I used RM for free and relied on reviews that wasnt blurred. it was still pretty accurate.

if your city has AMP poppin up all the time, just post it up on RM along with a picture that you've taken of the building and they'll give you 1 month of access. that's how I got my premium access.

>>686555847
could be that there's too much ppl on saturdays. early bird gets the worm.

>>686556228
What about a pre-paid VISA?

>>686556243
'atta boy. That, and especially indiscrete.

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>>686547996
Do you understand how lucky you are to have gotten one that can actually give a decent handjob? Only like 30% of the happy endings I've gotten have brought me to orgasm. Most of those girls suck at it. It's funny because I think they get punished if they don't finish you.They usually start crying if they couldn't finish me.

>>686556427
>What about a pre-paid VISA?
i'll give it a try, but i don't think they work, since the site wants to be able to bill you on a regular basis.

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>>686556433

ITT: 0 real visits to massage parlors

>>686556511
That's kinda weird.

Any of you get anything more?

>>686556644
You just thought it'd be funny to say that didn't you. This is obviously an advertisement for "rubmaps".com

>>686556561
Then don't let them. Pre-pay what you need, say, a month's worth of research, and then let it go stale for a while and reload another month's worth of cash when you need it.

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>>686556561
like i've mentioned before, if you have a lot of AMP poppin up in your city than you can post their info on RM along with a store front picture and get 1 month of free access.

that's really all you need, RM doesnt get tons of new reviews daily so getting a year membership isnt worth it.

>>686556815
Yeah well fuck that. All this fucking around.

You can see exactly where you need to go and there's a comments section next to the reviews where you can see shit sometimes. Just look at the stars they give.

Who gives a shit what the truck driver motherfuckers think

I feel dumb for asking, but whats AMP?

Pro-tip: If you use RM, just realize you're getting a list of massage parlors nationwide. That's it. The reviews are inconsequential. They could be a bunch of lies for all you know. Never take anything on there seriously, and that goes for this fuckin thread!

>>686556928
what is this amp?

>>686549482
The University of Wisconsin is packed full off hot Asian women. I don't know where you get the idea there aren't a lot of them around.

>>686557048
>>686557090
amplifiers

>>686556742
Nah for the most part. One girl let me finger her. When she was on my leg, I started flexing it to rub her vag with my massive Quads to butter her up. Usually they bat your hand away.

It was when I was in Japan. They have an American special with a happy ending because they think Americans expect it.

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>>686557078
anyone can make up a story on a review site. most are accurate and you can usually tell if it was falsified or not by looking at the reviewers previous reviews.

sometimes the owner of the shop makes an account and creates a glorious review. really easy to spot because of the broken engrish

>>686557149
maybe that person isnt going to a university anymore. could also be that you wouldnt see this population out in public as often as you would like.

anyone know of any good hidden cam vids like

http://www.xvideos.com/video15158809/hidden_thai_massage

I've always wanted to do it, but could never figure out how to conceal the camera.

>>686556928
What's AMP

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more monger stories/tips pls

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>>686558767
i've got a few hidden cam but they are extremely poor quality. the lighting in there is really bad and it's hard to find a decent camera that can do it with good quality. my cam has night vision but it's really choppy when its anything over 5 feet.

>>686559059
nothing secret. asian massage parlor

>>686547996
white girl working in AMP?
what's the deal with that?

>>686559805
i've considered just trying to pay extra to record. worried ill get kicked out though.

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>>686559953
it's actually a trend here in my city. at first there was only one parlor that offered latinas and they were extremely popular. so much so that they brought attention to LE.

now there has been a few that employs latina and white girls. these places are always busy. adds variety. being asian myself, i prefer to try something different than asian.

>>686560057
you're right, but my hidden cam is on my watch so no one really suspects it. it has to be small enough for them not to notice and good enough for the quality, in which case the quality sucks at night.