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Help me out /b/ros
<3, I would love to help you out in bed ;P.
>>686538371
Faggot.
B
Rollin for B.
>>686538268
A. dumb mongols
Dubs for b
>>686538268
if cat, then A, else B
>>686538268
Okay, why would anyone use A? It makes no sense, you have to an extend your thumbs/fingers an additional inch or so, when B is quicker & more simple. Saves time and effort.
Prove me wrong
>prozozzle: you cant
>>686539391
>hyperzozzle: you cat
If you do A, you have a single digit IQ.
Fucking B you turd burglars
>>686538268
What ever way it sits when I quickly put it in. If.i put it in. Normally just sat on my.floor
>>686539391
I feel it's easier to tear off
>>686538268
who cares?
>>686539391
bait bait bait bait bait bait
I can't be the only one
This has already been settled. Here's the original patent for toilet paper
https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/pages/US465588-0.png
>>686542524
use to, but it's gotta be B now
>>686538268
who /b/ here?
oh wait
>>686542849
Good thing people evolved to do it the right way
>>686542849
>https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/pages/US465588-0.png
I see no wall. It could be either way.
Original patent.
Plebs, puts roll on thingy.
B master race
b at home
a if its a public place
>>686538268
B makes more sense.
If you unironically do A then you are quite literally autistic.
>>686539356
came here to say this, but you making an algorithm of it... that was beautiful anon.
B it's not even a fucking question
heard some say they use A if they have poisen spiders in there home so they can see it before. Or if cat. But B is the way to go
>>686538268
B
Anyone who thinks that A is the correct way are autistic. It's that simple.
>>686547838
or they are just a narcissistic cheap asshole
>>686539391
Easier to tear off, use less so it lasts longer
>>686538268
if you have kids or retards in your home. A
because then when they swat at it like an idiot, it doesnt unroll.
everyone else should use B
>>686542524
same
Going with B but all in all doesn't really matter because I crumple up my paper into a ball to wipe like a degenerate
You're all wrong: you're supposed to rest the new roll of toilet paper on top of the empty cardboard roll.
the debate is that your dick is small if it fits in one.
>>686546659
Yeah, and gloryholes are laundry chutes...
A of course.
>>686538268
I feel like A has greater torque and B velocity
>>686546855
It's not an algorithm, it's an if-then statement.
whichever way you happen to put it on
>>686538268
IT'S SIMPLE
A IF YOU HAVE A CAT
B IF YOU DON'T
>>686538268
back to 9fag summerfag
B, obviously
>>686550703
Yours is weak, try mine:
If cat A, else B
>>686543242
You are an autist.
B. No fucking question
>if cat, then A
Two wrongs don't make a right double faggots.
>>686549363
>South Park picture
>unoriginal Internet badass response
kys
I am soooo happy. Finally i see one of those threads myself. This is a good day.
Anyway. The kind of holder depicted by op (a rigid one) can go both ways, although b is obviously more practical. With the other kind, where the roll is hold by some kind metal hook and pressed by gravity against the wall b ist just plain wrong: if you pull down, you press the roll against the wall and you just end up with half a piece teared of
>>686538268
If you have a dog or cat - A
If not - B
>>686552126
You're a fucking retarded cur, I hope to one day see your kind thrown in the Gas chambers?
Wir müssen diejenigen, die hängen das Papier von bum Wisch auf der Außenseite, wo es beflecken kann oder wahrlich noch durch den Wahnsinn zerstört werden, dass die jüdische Verschwörung zu töten alle Menschen zur Ruhe setzen
SIEG HEIL
Neither you filthy animals.
>Not using wet towels
Enjoy having pieces of feces on your ass all day OP.
Toilet paper is known to be impractical
>>686552766
Don't cut yourself
>>686552733
the only correct answer.
this is literally how the man who invented toilet paper rolls intended it.
Ya'll niggers need sandpaper. There's no better way
