Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have a good wank
Shinoa claimed
that thread went pretty fast
>>686529552
>u wot
>smugger
>claim
>>686529406
Found a job you might like?
Yeah, the new games made me into a poorer man than what I was before kek
>>686529552
>>686529786
>CONCERNS!!!
>>686529385
Maybe you can make your bike amphibian?
>>686529395
Got you fam
>>686529406
>
No I wasn't
Miho claimed
Y'all can go home.
I have best Waifu.
>>686529907
whats poppin tho
Akiko claimed NYAAAA
>>686529552
>smug thread
>>686529801
I spot a cute
>>686529957
I hate Mei
she's the worst
i want her to die
>>686530132
>an qt
>>686529718
PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES
>>686529763
It's between DD or one of the local groceries.
Kek, how many did you buy?
>>686529907
You know you wanted to jump in.
>>686530125
Memes.
>Best idol claimed
>>686529907
Haha, it can go in a bit of water, but on a slick road it's a big nope! Especially with my tendency to speed like a madwoman!
>>686530659
oh shit
Well fuck it's 5:30
Im off bros, see you in a few hours
May y'all be spared of the terrors of your mind unlike me
>>686530464
I agree
Akiko a cute
>>686530052
>
>>686530659
Fuck yes! My only concerns are the snakes and leeches. Maybe alligator gars too
>>686530720
But can it do this?
https://youtu.be/lDi9uFcD7XI
>>686531026
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Akiko! And me.
All your waifus are now belong to me!
Obligatory claim.
>>686531207
>no trips
>not even dubs
Get the fuck out
>>686531026
Night peach demon. I pray you don't have them
>shinoa
>>686530655
>
>>686530659
Choose the one you'll like the most!
>if you can't decide, let the money talk
I bought like 5 games
Plus a bottle of expensive scotch
>>686531026
Goodnight!
>>686531159
>>686531272
Hi there
How you been?
>>686530655
fuck off Spike yew fuggin wanker
ill fokin knock yur socks off you fooking cunt
>>686531272
Hey hand-man
>>686531272
Handman, how are ya?
>>686531207
Pft, nice try.
>>686531272
Hello hand-kun
>>686531159
I wish! I'm thinking of getting an off road for my next bike honestly. They seem like a metric fuck ton of fun!
>>686531392
absolutely disgusting
>>686531272
My love <3
>>686531469
Doing good, adorable. How you been?
Sleep well?
>>686531571
Doing good, fancy hat. Just relaxing with some food, nice night.
How's your day going?
>>686531611
Heyo, Miho. How are ya?
>>686531765
Hey, Spike. Day going well?
>>686531731
I may not have a motorcycle, but I agree!
I wish I had a damn fine MTB just to have some fun going down some mountains
>>686531986
Lovable Sand Dove.
What you up to?
>>686532033
4AM, about to grab some breakfast.
Do ote noteworthy today?
>>686532033
Coughing like crazy. I think i got strep throat or something. And no health care thanks Obama.....
>>686532222
Beautiful~
watching criken videos
You?
>>686530952
But really, what's new Mugi?
>>686531026
Sleep tight.
>>686531159
Oh fuck that mang. Too many critters.
>>686531394
Working in the grocery is more favorable since it's a cozy little mom & pop store.
>if you can't decide, let the money talk
Hell yeah. Damn man nice. Enjoying it all?
>>686531272
Hi hand, up to anything good?
>>686531402
>
>>686531731
Bro doing something like that would be epic! I want a touring for my first
>>686532390
Welcome to Texas
>>686532033
Been well! Sleeping better now that it's all sorted out.
Good to hear that you're well. Been up to much lately?
>>686532033
sorry, not real spike, just being an impostor
i saw him on earlier though
>>686532222
Nice quads handsome
>>686532561
>
>>686532561
>he he
>>686532390
Nice!
yes, I enjoy them all! I barely scrape by when it comes to food but I had to cut that off anyway so it's alright~
>>686532222
>2222
Nice
>>686532106
Haha, Trail bikes aren't THAT much, are they?
>>686532561
Got me a touring bike already! I'm thinking of taking a week or two off once I'm finally stable enough and don't have a bunch of bills to pay, and just taking a cross country trip. I'm just wondering where I'd take it to. I only have a few places I'd go at the moment...
>>686532297
Oh yeah, what do you plan on eating?
Nah, day's average as usual. Nothing special. Thanks for asking though, adorable.
>>686532385
Yes, yes you are.
>Criken
I was right in choosing you.
Kek, I actually met Oats once if he's still in his videos. Dude's kind of a dick.
I'm just hanging out, might watch some videos/listen to music soon. Thanks for asking, lovely.
>>686532610
Oh yeah? Glad you two sorted it out last night, just nice to see things turn back to normal around here. Happy you're sleeping well again, wonderful.
Thanks, man. I haven't been doing much, just played Halo and napped for a bit. That's really it.
Can't complain though, heh.
>>686532616
Well thank ya anyway for being honest, Anon.
How are you doing?
>>686532816
Thanks, Rory. Day going well?
>>686532992
Thank Yuuko, he's the master behind it all.
>How are you doing?
WDYD: you are a doctor giving a young man's physical so he can play on a sports team for his high school. When touching his genitals, he says, "oohhhhh you touch my talala" weirded out but continuing work you ask him to cough. He replied with "Mmm my ding ding dong"
What Do you Do? And post face reaction using waifu only
>
Continue giving physical and then tell all at the clinic what the fuck just happened
>>686533540
Rip his penis off for disrespecting me.
>
>>686533439
Probably a slice of toast and a cup of tea.
The usual laid back Saturday.
>>686532816
Please no ;_;
>>686532846
>missed that face
>
>>686533031
Ooohhhhh sounds epic! What's a touring bike like? Would you recommend it to a beginner?
>>686533031
Cheap one aren't expensive, but they're heavy as a brick kek
I want to have one of those crazy expensive ones. Like around 7k
>>686533439
Yuuko is giving ya quads? Lucky! :o
>I can't complain, I'll probably go to bed soon
>Yourself?
>>686533540
I keep doing my job because I'm paid to do it
>and don't want any complaints against me
>
>>686533439
oh, nothing much, shitposting. well, i gotta leave now, but you seem nice for a hand.
>>686532561
Kek, no thanks. I'll keep my deer and rabbits thank you.
>Although I may be down there this summer.
>>686532992
Wew, make sure you get some meals in you though.
>>686533439
Table of 25 ordered 8 meals. Other than that its a rush to clean down.
>>686529552
>>686533439
It is so much better like this. Heh,I don't think I could have lasted much longer without him. Thank you!
>Halo and napped for a bit
Sounds comfy as hell dude.
I've just been watching S2 of Non Non the whole day in bed.
>>686534074
I am, just less of it~
>and no snacks
>>686534242
>41cm twin cannons
>>686534413
hello sunshine
>>686533540
I continue to sing where he left off, and dance to it to boot. Show that casul what for!
>>686533903
Well, I can't speak on it just yet, as it's still getting worked on. I will say, they're big, and a bit heavy if you get a larger one or put racks on it. For a beginner, they can work. Just don't get a large CC and take it slow. I know before I got this one, I was looking at a Honda NC700X, and it seemed pretty nice. Overall, it's the stiff handlebars that you'll have to get used to.
>>686533917
I don't know how rough it would be, but couldn't you get one of those kits from ebay and turn a normal 10 speed into a makeshift dirt bike?
>>686533852
Mmmm, sounds like a good Saturday. Hope the rest of it goes well after that, man. Relax it up.
>>686533917
Perks of the title I suppose, icing on the cake if you will.
>That's good to hear, lovely. Hope you get some actual sleep and that you don't wake up at midnight again.
>Just relaxing, eating, and chatting it up with friends. Thanks for asking.
>>686534053
Better than dying, eh? See you later, man. Stay safe, was nice chatting with ya.
You see nice for an Anon as well.
>for a hand.
What do you mean "you people".
>>686534217
Damn, that sounds really busy man. Hope it wasn't too bad. Happy you're getting business though.
>>686534413
I'm just happy you're feeling better, man.
>Was pretty comfy, no joking.
Nice, sounds like you've been relaxing yourself. That's good to hear.
>>686535262
Found some relatable feels.
>Yui
>>686534074
Ooohhhhh what city? Cause if it's waco...
>>686534742
Damn if its heavy then a skelly like me will have trouble lifting it LOL
>>686535541
Karma is my fav in that show
>>686533903
>missed that face
>is that all?
>>686535661
>>686534709
Hello Yuuko
Fluffy as ever?
>>686535262
Thank you. I owe it to you aswell, heh. You helped me alot back there.
I hope you have a nice night dude.
>>686535661
>>686535906
Even more so~
Goodnight beautiful thread.
>>686534742
I could, but I don't think it would be as good as a Giant or a Trek bike
I'll probably get one only when I get a really good income tho
>>686535262
Hand is a lucky bastard~
It's already midnight.. I don't wake up in the middle of the day anymore. Now I wake up at 1pm
I see, hope you're having a good time handsome~
>>686535661
>
>>686536101
Sleep tight Fluffo
Have sweet dreams!
>Kirino
>>686534421
>and no snacks
You poor soul.
>>686535621
Houston and maybe Dallas.
Kek, you in Waco?
>>686536101
Sleep tight.
Howdy niggers
>notice me
>>686535661
Well..... maybe a bit more~
>>686536365
Fuck no! Waco is wako!
H-town nigga!
>>686536370
Notice!
Milinda claim
>>686536370
see you!!
>>686535906
Don't mention it, man. I'm just happy you're feeling better, that's really all I wanted.
You do the same, beautiful.
>>686536101
Goodnight, love. Sleep warm and well.
>>686536201
Indeed I am, Yuuko's great.
I'm glad you're getting more sleep, cute stuff. It's good to see you're doing well also, buddy.
How's your sister doing?
>>686536365
I know ;-;
I had some chips today so everything is alright now!
>>686536370
>noticed
What's up nigger?
Daily dong
best waifu, you all are faggots
>>686536695
welcome back!! how'd everything go???
>>686536789
Heyo, rabbit. How are ya?
>>686536615
>>686536715
>>686536733
Tanks for noticing me
Abouta play some cs:go
>>686536695
This is for you
>moka
>>686537037
Don't encourage the furfag, handman
I live
>>686536695
You're back!
How do you feel?
>>686536725
I'm also glad I'm getting more sleep~
My sister is doing great. I got her into cycling so now she's actually doing some sport
She's also going to an amusement park tomorrow so she's happier than usual! Thanks for asking handsome
>>686537183
>dat pic
What the fuck?
>>686537183
>lewd
>>686536695
I got a lot of pictures of that car meet for you.
>hugs
>>686536615
Haha, what's so bad about it?
>H-town
Ayy lmao I'll wear my Love Live shirt
>If I had one :(
>>686536695
Milinda! Been worried about you, how's everything?
>>686536733
Delicious, what kind?
>>686536695
Glad to see you back you ballsy idiot.
>>686536695
How'd the surgery go?
bae
>>686537331
>>686537700
Aheago!
>>686537347
>>686537409
Not nearly as lewd as usagi-chan
>
>>686537226
>To be fair, him and I are pretty much in the same ball park.
>Not a furry, but he's still a person
>pats
>>686537331
I bet you are, kek.
Glad to hear your sister is doing well, man. Cycling? Nice, gotta keep the young ones in good shape, society loves to fatten 'em up.
Amusement park? Cool, I'd be pretty happy too and I'm a full grown man, kek.
Don't mention it, man. Just happy you and your family are happy and well.
Casino nugg
>>686536870
Hey Kagami. It went alright. I feel a lot better now.
>>686537183
Im not sure how to respond to this...
>
>>686537331
Hey Discount Megumin. kek
Im feeling a bit better. How are you?
>>686537409
Just don't encourage it Shinoa...
>>686537429
Really? Thanks Miho!
>Hugs
>>686537496
Hey Maki. Im alright. How are you?
>>686537620
Thanks Shiro. How are you?
>>686537630
It went alright. Got fixed up and feeling better now.
>>686537700
DO NOT ENCOURAGE THAT!
OK by
>>686537934
nice!!! balloons!!! lol
/rtd
>>686537934
Which one
>>686538054
Best way to react is with that face
>moka
>>686538096
>>686537934
>>686537288
>>68653674
Is Tomo. Turned 18 today.
>>686537496
Salt and vinegar, my favourite <3
>>686537893
>society loves to fatten 'em up
That's sad, really...
I'd go to the amusement park with my friends if I could, unfortunately, they moved away
Thank you friend! You're probably the nicest person here~
>>686538054
>Discount Megumin
Trying so hard to not get triggered kek
Glad you're feeling better!
I'm feeling better now that you're back safely, I was really worried
What happened to you?
>I may have asked too much there
>>686538054
Fine assuming you stay in hospital.
>
>>686535621
Don't sell yourself short. Even a small person can lift a bike from vertical if you know how to do it. And once you're moving, it's all about how well you can handle the bike, which isn't so much about it's weight as it is your skill. Hell, I'm 6'3" and only weighs 145lbs! I am the definition of skeleton! Yet here I am, riding a near 450lbs machine!
>>686536201
True, but for a budget, it's always an option!
>>686538605
>Turned 18 today
I thought that was yesterday..
>timezones
Happy birthday again!
>>686537496
Very closed minded people in waco. They told bill nye was a lier when he said the moon reflects the sunlight or somthing like that
>love live shirt. I can't to buy a weeb shirt. Just can't
Ayy lmao maybe you me, Galky and yuno can meet up and play some indoor trampoline at a place I know
>>686537837
Who?
>>686538054
I'M NOT!
SHINOA HAS BEEN A GOOD SMUG!
>>686538605
So you still cant drink yet? Id have one in your honor but I had too much at Pathfinder and I think I still feel it.
>>686538686
This. Stop doing the silly Mili.
>>686538054
Make sure you stay put this time
>>686538054
Breaking lurk to say im glad your doing better man!
>>686538605
how does it feel to be 18???
>pretty much the same huh lol
>>686538866
Bunny
Want to play cs
>>686538605
>Turned 18 today.
GG WP
Happy birthday.
>>686538774
True, but I'll stick to my road bike for now~
>>686538987
Heya Koko, how are you?
>>686538774
5'8 male to weighing at 130 lb. Is hard to lift a motorcycle up?
>>686538987
Sup koko. Where you been last night my dude?
>shinoa
>>686538605
Were you the one that got banned?
>>686538605
Hello Dr. Phil
>>686538608
Yeah, just means we gotta cheer up the problem. Heh.
Yeah, a lot of my friends are out of state sadly. But hey, at least we have communication with them, right?
>Thank you friend!
You're very welcome, lovely. Hope you sleep warm and well when you do sleep. Was nice talking to you.
>>686539216
yes
>im the exact same everything lol
it also depends on the motorcylce
>>686539325
I feel like this means something?
>>686539252
Yus bb. I haven't been here in weeks.
>>686539097
>>686539059
>>686538953
>>686538831
Thank you loves. I will do my best to man.
Hanako here
>Still in my pj's
>>686538054
You sure? That was a pretty risky move man.
Overall not bad, feeling a bit better knowing you're alright.
>>686538608
>Salt and vinegar
This guy knows what's up.
>>686538866
Da fuck? Who starts beef with Bill Nye? It'd have to be a subtle design like the μ's logo.
Shiett if I'm not stuck with my cousins then hell yeah I'm down. After you mentioned that stuff I've been wanting to try it.
>>686538987
Yo Koko, how's it going?
>>686539216
You'll do more than fine. It's all about technique! If you try to lift it like you'd think you would, you'll fail. Grab the handle bars, pull in the front brake tight, and lift straight up. The bike will just come right up, no matter how heavy it is, if you do this right.
>>686539154
What kind do ya have?
>>686538054
>
>Shiro
Mumei for the victory :v
>>686539154
Heya, im doin pretty good thanks, made some money today but nothing really. How are you?
>>686539216
I was maybe possibly slightly a bit too drunk, the last thing i remember was closing my eyes to give myself a "drunk test" and then i guess i dreamed that i talked with you guys and didn't wake up till around 8
>>686539702
yo yo yo! doin pretty good, how about you?
>>686539578
kek, welcome to adulthood!!!
>>686539617
pj's are comfy though, that's why i wear them!!!
>>686539826
Thank you shiro
>moka
>>686539578
Thought so.
You pissed yet?
>>686539826
Dear Lordy Lou
>>686539921
>tfw I'm never taking these off
Living the high life
>>686540086
the only way to live!!! how are you doing hanako???
>>686538054
Lol
Here are the photos of the car meet. Hope i linked it right.
http://puush.me/account?pool=3269065
Claimed. Fuck all other waifus.
>>686539405
Yeah, I still talk to them
Hope we talk again later
>>686539578
Good, now pay your bills kek
>>686539617
Hey bacon! How are you?
>>686539702
ayyy
>>686539777
>trips
I have a Devinci Silverstone~
Not super expansive and a good starter bike
What kind of motorbike you have?
>>686539915
That's good, extra money is always nice! I'm also doing good
>>686540048
Is this even the same Australian
>>686538404
Im watching you... kek
>>686538608
Kek thought you would enjoy that :)
Its all good, your not asking too much.
So my doctor is a family friend and he said he would cover for me if I wanted to go home for a night. Just I would have to be back the next morning for a final scan. So, having a concussion and a lot of drugs on board my stupid impaired ass decided to go for it. Managed to get home, screwed up my arm a bit by taking it out of the cast and using to drive stickshift. Got home and wanted to sleep in my own bed so I passed out. Woke up hardly able to breathe. Apparently in my sleep I ripped out the thing the doctors put in to help fix my collapsed lung and fucked it up again so they had to go in and fix it.
>>686538686
I will. Im sorry...
>>686538866
Okay. Good smug
>Head pats
>>686538953
Im sorry. I was impaired... I wasn't thinking straight.
>>686538987
Thanks Koko!
>>686539702
Yeah. It was pretty stupid. Sorry if I worried you...
>>686539826
DAMMIT SHIRO DO NOT POST LEWDS OF MY WAIFU!
>
>>686540364
Thanks bro! I will check it out!
>>686539094
I'm shit, not ranked and fps is around 4-18
But I'm in lol
>>686539421
>ayy lmao
Touring as my first
>>686539702
Waco is not a place to visit if you're from the state
>>686539777
>trips of truth
So it's like dead lift?
>>686539915
Top kek
>>686539578
Julius seizure ring a bell?
>>686540536
Likewise, lovely.
>>686540958
>you dirty bitch grip that shaft
>>686540958
Kind black man
>>686540354
>>686540536
I'm supposed to be doing homework and yet I spend my time here covered up in my duvet like a cocoon while binge-eating oreos
>All is well in the world
>>686540854
Keep lewding them for our entertainment
>>686540958
>But I'm in lol
My brother of African relations
>>686541139
>holy shit
best bastard here to shitpost
>>686540536
Good to hear! how was your day? I usually hate doing moving type stuff but it was for an elderly couple so it made me feel like superman "and this dresser is really heavy so you might need two peop-WOAH!!"
>>686540854
no problem, so what was the surgery for? what did they do? give you a second peener?
>>686540958
totes tops
>>686541139
nice
>>686539702
A suitable muse design? Sheeeeit I'd go with my fav super hero, nightwing color. Black shirt and blue logo.
Ayyyyyeeeeeee skyjam is $16 from 10pm-12am. $18 if you don't have your socks
>shinoa
>>686540958
Shit you took to long now im in a comp game
Ill play with you after if your still down
>>686541139
Horny Bun is horny
>>686541358
prepare your liver tomorrow
>>686541139
Hm? Oh the pic!
Like this?
>
>>686541207
Yeah boi!
>>686541358
Think you'll be able to play tonight my dude?
>>686541451
Oh! It's you! It said bunny!!
I'm sorry sensei!!!!
>>686539915
That's great mang. Chill as can be right now.
>>686540536
lmao
>>686540854
At least you can hone up to it. It's alright, just stay safe <3
>>686540958
Do they have biases against others from different cities?
>>686541398
Now that's something you can get away with though regardless. Everyone accepts super heroes kek.
I'll keep that in mind! No promises though sadly.
>>686541207
sounds comfy as hell!!
>tfw blanket is death here
>>686541507
>That image makes me feel a multitude of things
>>686541207
>>686540854
>
>Shiro
>>686541207
>>686540854
>
>Shiro
>>686541811
That was my bad i didnt tag it
>>686541811
>>686542008
>>686542076
Please more with different waifus
>moka
>>686541207
NO HANAKO DO NOT ENCOURAGE THAT!
>>686541358
see>>686540854
>>686541914
I will, anything for you <3
>>686542008
>>686542076
pls stop.... pls....
>Milinda
>>686541811
What's your region and summoner name? I can add you if you're OCE.
>Viktor main here
>>686541939
>kek
>It's freezing cold here
>>686542008
>>686542076
>curse my imagination
>>686542167
>that's kinky
>>686540854
Damn.. Lesson learned now I guess: don't leave the hospital~
I'm glad you're fine now
>>686541207
It's way better to do them in the last possible night anyway~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc5T0tVkRkY
>>686541358
My day was alright. Did nothing productive all-day~
>it made me feel like superman
I know that feel, when I do sprints on my bike, going at 38+ km/h, hearing kids yell "WOAHH" makes me feel like a pro kek
>Amatsu
>>686542403
>cold
do want!!!
>kagami
>>686541914
They're super retarded inbred Christians
Aw ok and thanks for the QOTT
>>686542102
Oh
>>686542167
In given times...
>>686542403
US daring. We talking about the same game?
>shinoa
>>686541976
Feeling things is good tho