>>686523932
You don't know me, don't pretend to know! You're not my real dad!

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>>686525015
they killed that cat, he wasn't going to fall on his own

>>686523932

Oh no, there's no rekt thread for a change? You mean people can't watch others get brutally and horrifically killed? So sad :(((

I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

>>686525015
He landed on his feet!

>>686525015
DICKS

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>>686525694
Welcome to 42chan. You must be new here.

>>686525694
I would agree, I happened to click the top webm by accident, looks fake to me.

THE LOGIC behind shock / gore / death videos is there is a certian psychology similar to the gawping at a car crash scene. I honestly avoid these at all costs but when I do happen to watch them I try to shrug it off as a natural curosity. I'm not some scumbag who finds this LULZ or look at that cunt die types.

Just try and scroll past the rekt cancer on /b/ i know i do.

SINCERELY EVERYONE

>>686526112
>being this new to fall for the bait

>>686526172
But yet here you are.

>>686523932
>no rekt thread?
Sorry too many faggots posting trap atm.

>>686523932
story?

>>686527009
No idea, sorry

>>686524562
favourite

>>686526172
I agree!!

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>686527009
Sand nigger who blew himself up. No loss to society.

>>686527442
you're just as bad as the rest of us for coming to this website... what the fuck did you think you were going to find here? A bunch of ponies and rainbows?

The world owes you nothing so get the pole out of your ass and go suck a dick bitch

i agree ??? i know where you begun .. copy and pasted some shit that ive seen a dozen time ... work for work .. derp derp derp fag ..

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>>686525694

Assuming this isn't bait and you're the new idealistic and underage teen on the block, allow me to clear some things up.

This website, whether or not you appreciate it, is about human nature.
Every post is from a human who, without having to fear repercussions of their words to their name, is able to give input and the bare, naked ugliness of the macabre mindset most of us have but rarely show.

I personally see these threads as being a window to reality. Whether you can stomach it doesn't matter. People get their heads blown off, sawed off, or crushed in accidents or intentional murders.

This isn't something to laugh at, I agree.

It's something to examine and study and to understand that at any time, anywhere, while you're cozy in your safe, warm house, there's an innocent man losing his life, or karma paying a criminal a visit.

It is the carnal sense of human nature within these threads that perpetuate the culture.

If you want a hugbox go back to Tumblr.

>>686527684
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Also, go to google and type in "copypasta" retard. You're welcome.

>>686528053
I stand by what I said, whether what you said was a joke or not, you are the retard for posting that shit so as I said before...

...go suck a dick bitch

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>>686524562
circle of life motha fucka

>>686528181
i kekd

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>>686528053
"Gorilla warfare"

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>>686527432
Was this woman pregnant?

>>686528340
not sure if bait fir complete fucking summerfag

>>686527920
Don't assume this isn't bait. It's obviously bait

>>686528340
nice meme

>>686527948
why? why these? i never understood the penis self-mutilation shit.

>>686528240
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering.

>Also, what you actually said literally makes no sense. - Interacts as though someone is serious. "Hur duh, but if you're joking, I stand firm on my point." You must be a delight to be around Captain Neckbeard...

>>686524562
ahah fucking faggot zebra

>>686526172
>gore is cancer

So the trap/furry/ylyl threads are any better?

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>>686528371
Not entirely clear but is does seem to be the case. She was a newspaper vendor rekt by a garbage truck, can't confirm if she was pregnant or not.

>>686524562
Is there any more footage of the extended death? Is this david attenborough shit?

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>>686527442
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>>686528739
This is a rekt thread is it not?

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>>686525015
dont worry his got 8 lives left

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>>686528827
I wasn't saying you were serious, if you took the time to read my response you would've seen that I said "whether you are joking or not"

>>686529198
kek

Ah.... the frailty of human life.

It's amazing we've all lived this long, considering. Maybe that's why I like these threads: for being such useless faggots, we've certainly outlived all these cases. Perhaps not in total years, but we've seen the universe turn one day older than they ever will.

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>>686529246
Holy fuk. You win.

>>686526555
imagine the level of adrenaline in that poor bastard before he realizes how fucked he is

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>>686527948
this the kinda shit you do before an hero

>>686529696
hot

>>686527948
welp, my penis inverted. Guess I'm a female now.

>>686530298
Handy

>>686525694
>>686527920
>>686528053
>>686528827
>>686526172
who has time to write all this shit
get a fucking life ppl
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Newfags not knowing the difference between a rekt thread and a gore thread, kek.

>>686532102
I was gonna comment about how chill the other turkey was, then I realized if I was a turkey I would be dead too right now.

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>>686532265
shall we show them the difference?

>>686532148
What exactly am i looking at?

>>686532459
its like brownie batter. mmm, chunky

>>686532148
and I thought I scar bad

>>686532640
fetish

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>>686532831
How to give OSHA an insta-boner

>>686532867
You won a lollipop.

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>>686532640
Botched fat removal if I am not mistaken.

>>686525694
Weak ass faggot

>>686524155
I learned it from watching YOU.

>>686532219
Copypasta

>>686533118
you spin me right round, baby, right round

>>686533118
>Not naming it beyblade.webm

>>686533157
Thanks for the information anon. I had no idea,i'm not used to see or to deal with obese people,i'm not an amerifag.

>>686533372
kek

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>>686529246
First thing that comes to mind are the words "Delicious soup"

>>686530402
Amazing.

>>686527442
Dude if you dont like it then fuck off m8, dont be showin an opinion its not gonna change anything

>>686527448
thanks

>>686533454
You're probably eurotrash, in which case enjoy all the filthy rapefugees! Oh and the entire EU combined has about the same overweight and obesity rate now. KYS

>>686532459
beer shit

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>>686529696

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>>686533841
lol

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>>686533702
And people say God exist

Confirm that I live in a fucking shithole, I hope a nuclear war to fuck up all this shit

>>686533841
You make me happy /b/

>>686525694
Great, kill yourself while you're at it you worthless whore

>>686533841
t. amerifat nigger

>>686523932
*wipers soothingly into your ear*
Bumping

>>686527613
what was the clear liquid?

>>686525694
You're not putting enough effort in your bait.Come on.

>>686534640
I would rather be American than live in countries like member states of the EU who will soon be living under sharia law. Enjoy! =D

>>686525015
9 lives my ass.

>>686534983
Yeah.Especially if your new president will give every worthy american citizen a wig to resemble him and his handsomeness.I envy you so much.

>>686527613
At least they closed his eye

>>686527948
he's got a bum index finder on his left hand

>>686527864
WITNESS ME

>>686535252
Your empty insults do not bother me, pleb. You are beneath me. I don't care who the president is, or will be.

>>686526555
Holy shit

>>686533285
I don't see it but isn't everything here a copy of a copy? show me where I copied fagboi

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>>686534983
Actually I've never seen a muslim in my life

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>>686529696

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>>686527684
>falling for copypasta

>>686535495
Will "I don't care" be an actual choice on the voting paper?

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8961 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.

>>686532958
its a draw

>>686535632
Cool story bro, you will, or you are more likely lying. America > Europe

>>686535647
i knew it was a copypasta you moron

i was giving him a forewarning

>>686535816
Doubtful, not showing up to vote serves that purpose.

>>686535865
Virus warning

>>686534842
fake blood

isis is retarded

>>686533702
seriously why do people let this shit live

>>686535495
"you are beneath me"

haha yeah beneath your weight you fat cunt

>>686535632
where are all the sandniggers doe?

>>686536056
because of political correctness

and all that "all lives matter" bullshit

>>686536213
I don't think many people actually buy that, just a vocal minority of beta cunts

>>686535888
Fucking kill yourself human scum, your country is third world tier

>>686536081
I mean, I'm sure assuming that every American you talk to online serves to assuage your self hatred for being eurotrash, but it doesn't mean your assumptions are correct.

>>686536207
Miami, New York and LA

>>686527684
Actually there is a board devoted to ponies so....

>>686535989
Yeah,so those that actually count can vote and make an actual difference without you trying to express anything during your useless life. God anon,you got them,you're the best of us all.

>>686534983
lol yeah right good luck with having a racist retard as president and enjoy your school shootings, drought, riots, growing national debt, and poisonous flammable water.

>>686532831
>Cap and shoe
Well that's a quick way to get undressed!

>>686536360
If your shitty countries are an example of first world then I am happy to be third world.

>>686536491
haha thanks m8 but i was referring to /b/ not all of 4chan

>>686536360
w/e atleast im not letting subhuman refugees into my cuckland

>>686536436
kek

not even eurotrash

>>686527341
Jesus Christ, did that crawl out of the pipe? I would have passed out too. Fucking Nope.

>>686536596
kek fucking libtards all talk no action. No idea what you're even talking about

>>686536329
true

Anyone have the ones of the woman who apparently got a ton of implants on all of her body and the stitches didn't heal or broke off and almost all her body is infected?

>>686527920
oh i love you rare logical poster

>>686536637
Well we do have fluffies that are a parody of MLP.

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>>686525694
My dad, whom I loved, committed suicide when I was eight years old. I still find suicide and other forms of death hilarious.

>>686536644
Yor are already subhumans, don't need refugees m8

>>686536596
OK nigger

>>686536596
Lol nobody asked you to even try to become like us.Please stay where you are,nobody here wants anything like you or your shit americulture.

>>686536862
and then the other person is butthurt because of the logic so they decide to hack him

>ITT: people arguing over the internet about which country is better.

kys

>>686536508
You don't understand. Your arrogance blinds you, I do not care about any of those things as they do not affect me. I don't care if my president is racist, I am white.

I am a richfag, so if my water were bad I would just pay to have clean water shipped to me.

I own many guns so if a riot came to my house I would just gun them down.

Most of my money is in off-shore accounts so economic collapse doesn't scare me. Keep trying eurotrash.

I can't wait until those middle easterners fuck you all bloody. I will record every single news story for posterity.

>>686524562
That's a good one

>>686536880
fair point

but anyone who comes from /mlp/ and sees it would probably empty their stomachs

>>686523932
This was fucked up
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>686536990
Why the fuck would I want to be European? HAHAHAHA

What the fuck have you people done lately? Besides give your countries over to the muslims.

Enjoying your internet? Made in America, bitch. =D

>>686537139
probably more suited to a gore thread but yeah it is gold

>>686537434
funny moment when australia made WiFi and the selfie

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>>686528181
>topkek

>>686537434
When you say you're a richfag,do you mean that your parents are rich?

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>>686527920
Don't be a fag.

>>686537097
Because you can totally change internet people's minds through declining arguments and pointless insults

I hope that if I ever suffer a brutal death there will be somebody there to record it and the aftermath. Freedom comes from embracing the fact that you are alone in an uncaring world. Nobody cares if you live or die, your death is not something even your family won't learn to move past. Now go out and do whatever the fuck you want, and if you die in the process, be sure there's somebody there to record it. It's the only time the world will turn an eye to you.

>>686537097
Let us have fun faggot.

>>686537923
logic/10

>>686536442

FAKE AS FUCK

>>686525430
Yeah but this is much more hilarious!

>>686537822
faggot

>>686537600
Selfies are cancer, and the first Wifi was in Hawaii. Dr John O'Sullivan failed in an experiment "to detect exploding mini black holes the size of an atomic particle" and viola! He was able to paten key components in modern day Wifi. Australia isn't Europe.

>>686537948
You're very deep anon.
Seriously.

>>686537787
I'm a Mechanical Engineer.

>>686532219
It's been a copy past for awhile dude

>>686529696
Hi, Mr. Garrison

>>686532287
those are decoys you faggot

>>686526172
>>686525694
>>686527442
theres plenty of cheap b8 floating around tonight.

>>686538350
And yet you're still trying to figure out you're life on 4chan.Why are you hiding anon?Aren't you a succesful and rich human being,living in the greatest country of all?Why are you here?Wasting time trying to win an argument over nothing with someone who might not even exist?

>>686538657
It's all for fun.

>>686538657
At your age,i might add.

>>686535877
kek

>>686538318
Reinforce your sarcasim with the word 'seriously' for instant funny seriously

>>686538368
thats ms. garrison

>>686538771
Yes,it's real fun.

>>686538259
literally you cannot read

>>686538771
Rekt breads especially.

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>>686532102
more?

>>686538824
U r a lil' bitch

>>686534842
squirt

>>686539085
That's cool. Perhaps you are really bad at making your point clear?

>>686536056
Religion.

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Fuck sakes this whole thread is a shitstorm..

Im taking over this thread God damnit!

>>686530974
Why some áreas are pink. Is that a std?

>>686540139
Emperor
We must have a new thread to salvage this shit storm! Hurry there is no time!

>>686540139
Rekt thread is rekt.

>>686533157
Burn the coal, pay the toll.

Also, all these nigger attacks with acid lately

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>>686540380
>>686540648

>>686533702
Is the black thing an eye?

>>686539296
kek

sorry if i'm not able to explain well enough for someone who is autistic

>>686528827
>99.9th percentile
Doesn't that mean you're literally the dumbest possible thing on the planet earth? Or am I just the stupid one and I have the system flipped?

>I'm only just finishing highschool so I honestly haven't heard which percentile I'm in or it was good enough that I didn't care enough to remember

>>686532421
my tax dollars being destroyed by an entitled cuck cop

>>686532148
Wtf happend here?

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>>686532211
>>686530298
>uuuuuuggggg does anyone have some batteries for my flashlight???
>no worry madam
>reaches into pants
>has to unbutton to get it out
>chick is standing there confused
>pull out a few blood covered batteries
>"don't worry, they do that sometimes"

[spoiler]Test[/spoiler]

>>686541592

fuk off cunt m8

>>686541151
no it means they're pretty smart

but the odds of being in the 99.9th percentile is really low so yeah they're kinda retarded

>>686541077
"autistic" - You demonstrate that you don't understand autism, not surprising.

Perhaps you are mentally challenged and just have trouble communicating ----> "kek"

>>686542179
i still kek watching you try to explain to someone who honestly doesn't give a shit

>>686534842
i thought maybe water he had drank purging from the stomach?

>>686542604
I am happy that I could inject some happiness into your sad existence.

>>686527613
thats where they get the red paint from

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>686541574
I really like this image.

>>686542847
"sad existence"

coming from someone who spends most of their days on 4chan looking for a reason to live

i only come here to see if anyone has change or if you are all still a bunch of cucks

>>686543193
Be careful, you're projecting your own insecurities onto me, that's not healthy. I am not the one who uses faggotry such as "kek"

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>>686543193
4chan is

>>686543480
im so sorry

please forgive me

>>686543933
meme

>>686544150
No need, you'll be on my level one day.

>>686526555
Rodeo is the ultimate in white nigger. Anyone associated with it should die.

>>686529198
Yes

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>>686544451

>>686528340
How fucking new are you

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>>686528053
Our Hero

>>686544294
yep ill be on your level when i want to kill myself one day and when no one gives a shit about me anymore

>>686540139
and turning it into a little boi fred

>>686544638
Doesnt even make sense newfag

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Extremly graphic!

>>686544998
Well good, I am glad you have accepted your fate. Make sure you get strong rope and that the object you hang yourself from can hold your weight. =)

I only felt sorry for the horse

>>686545390
retired football player apparently.

>>686545390
Holy fuck did you see that shit!!!

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>>686532459
looks fake as gay

>>686544983
You realize that's copypasta you faggot?

>>686545463
thanks im glad you support my decision

>>686545802
thats why he is a neckbeard virgin

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>>686533372
my fucking sides

>>686525694
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>686537097
>uses kys
Practice what you preach

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>>686523932

This dance at the end.

>>686529246
why's everyone in doggy position?

>>686530844
>I must go now my people need me