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Alright, b/, let's play a game. The last 3 to 4 digits on your ID is now the SCP your assigned to. How fucked are you? (BTW if you don't know what a SCP is just look it up.)
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>>686509060
roll
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>>686509060 OP is SCP-FAG
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>>686509060
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rul
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>>686509060
Roll for something gud pls
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Rollzzzz
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>>686510167
chill
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>>686510442
Description: SCP-442 is a gold-plated pocket watch three (3) centimeters in diameter with hands showing the hour and minute. Along the edge of the watch an inscription reads, "To my good friend, a helping hand." While no apparent seams allowing SCP-442 to be opened without damaging it have been found, scans of the interior of SCP-442 have revealed nothing unusual in its workings.
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>>686509060
rall
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>>686510415
Creepy, but safe. I am satisfied.
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>>686509060
Rullin'.
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Raoul
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>>686509060
Rollin
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Roller unnumbered
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>>686509060
rolling for that bell thing that summons the awesome murder butler to do my bidding.
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>>686509060
Roll
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>>686509060
Roll
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>>686509060
rollin
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>>686510751
SCP-751 is an amorphous parasite that feeds off of the organs of humans and other mammals

Great
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>>686509060
OP is homo fruit basket. Also Roll
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>>686510631
Keter:
SCP-631 is a species of large predatory organism with a vaguely crustacean appearance. They possess a wing morphology consistent with the order Chiroptera and a reptilian tail terminating in a venomous stinger.
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rolliong
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>>686509060
Fuck yeah let's go.
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>>686510810
So I will ask for sex from hot women and completely lose all sex drive...hmm.
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>>686510951
Looks like I get to browse /v/ for my job
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>>686511041
Telepathic version of the guy from Metallica's "One"? Whatevs.
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>>686511172
^
The Gearman
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>>686511081
At least it's not a spider
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>>686509060
Rollem
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>>686509060
Let's do it.
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Roslin
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>>686509060
It surely can't be that bad, doesn't it?
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>>686509060
Well, we'll see how this goes.
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Rollllllin'
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They see me Rollin
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yoyoy
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So... Apparently I got a tree that burns a spooky skeleton that kills people... Just my luck.
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>>686511509
Looks like I live in a constant state of Pig-man Bliss.
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>>686511504
You're SCP is a fucking tomatoe
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>>686509060
rolleroni
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Setokaicho
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>>686511846
scp-wiki.net/scp-846 not too bad, just gotta have a safe ;p
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rollio!
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rollerino
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hope i get an easy one
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Rahl
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>>686512721
well this one is an easy one, its "the factory"
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roooooollll
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I'm not fucked. Just a dude that reincarnates themself.
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rolie polie olie
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>>686509060
Unless it's the nymphette girl...=/
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>>686509060
Rolling for Eye-pods
Those cute little bastards
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lets see
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>>686509060
Roll
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roll
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>>686514888
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-060
I'm pretty fucked
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Rollini Fettuccine
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>>686509060
Rollin
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Im just waiting for the faggot who gets 682.
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rollerino
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gimme a chair or some shit
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>>686509060
roll
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>>686509060
God please no whammies.
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A1
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>>686516068
ooo this one is very comfy
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Rolling like my future depends on it
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>>686515967
Guess I'll never see you guys again.
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Seth rollings
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>>686516197
Not fucked at all... it's a nursery.

go me.
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rollin. rollin on a river.
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>>686509060
Legit curious about this, ty OP
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REROLL 341 IS BORING AS SHIT
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>>686509060

This is a good one

roll
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>>686516484
So apparently I got... drugs?
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Raaaawl
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Rollin'
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Let's see, then.
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plz no 173
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i don't know whats going on anymore
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>>686516750
"Special Containment Procedures: SCP-750 presents no threat unless applied directly to a human eye, and so shall be kept in Dr. Langley's office until all relevant tests and studies are completed. All instances of SCP-750 are to be removed from the previous user after testing has been completed, whereafter they are to be cleaned and returned to their included case."

"Description: SCP-750 is a group of twenty-four (24) contact lenses, designed presumably to correct myopic or hypermetropic vision. When a pair of SCP-750 is applied, they attach to the cornea and become unable to be removed physically by the wearer, though others can still remove them. Users of SCP-750 report an immediate blurring of their vision after application, followed by a period of extreme dizziness. When the user recovers from this daze, they describe a change in perception; this change seems to worsen with time, and prolonged exposure to the object will cause a wearer to permanently suffer the noted effects of SCP-750 even when the item has been removed from the cornea, in addition to affecting the wearer's sense of touch, smell, hearing, and taste. The only method of treatment at this point is to sever the optical nerve of the affected eye(s)."

Damn, I wear glasses too. Remind me to never get contacts.
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>>686516740
Boring but I'm not dead at least
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>>686516179
Thumiel huh?
Everything went better than expected.
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>>686509060
k
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>>686509060
rollan
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rolll
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>>686509060
Rolllll
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Scp 950
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poop
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>>686509060
rolling for 3 digits
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>>686509060
rolla nigga
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thread
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>>686509060
Cancer
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>>686509060

Rollan
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>>686509060
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>>686517742
SON OF A BITCH I GOT A KETER!
But SCP knows whats good, so i think im fine no matter what the thing is.
>"nstances of SCP-742-1 are kept in separate solitary confinement cells in the maximum security wing of Site-██, and are fed █ kilograms of freshly harvested human bone marrow obtained [REDACTED] in addition to standard humanoid-grade rations."

from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-742
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>>686518236

Oh. Good. The explosive nanocrab mimics...
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>>686509060
eh, why not
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THIS IS A ROLL
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ok
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ez game
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Roll
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They aint even hatin'
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696 get
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>>686509060
Roll
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rolls the worst scp
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>>686509060
>your
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They see me rollin
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Rolling!!!
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>>686509060
rollerino
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>>686509060
rollerino
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rollzyeiaasd12
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>>686519595
I'm a dead man.
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>>686519519
Kek
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check out scp 1945 guys
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rollo for pizza box
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>>686509060
rolerino
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-324
neet i get a memory tree
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>>686509060
rollen
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>>686509060
fgggroll
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rolling again
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Roollliin
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Rolls
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>>686509060
roll in fear...
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Rollo
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rollo
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rolllinasddfnasdfdsf
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Rollorino
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>>686522922
i get a magic hallway that likes to troll, what did everyone else get?
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>>686509060
rolling for something fuckalba
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>>686511173
oh shit.
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>>686509060
Roland
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rooling
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>>686522891
So a fuckable tree
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rolleroo
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rollenini
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kk
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>>686509060
Check em
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oh one of those threads cool nice
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llor
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scp
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>>686517002
but you ARE dead, ya dumb nigga
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I don't care which one I get, the first thing I'm gonna do is touch it
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Thats Beautiful
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>>686509060
rolls for moleman
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Rollos
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just doing it
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>>686523914
I'm a clock...
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>>686509060
Rollando
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>>686509060
oh boy
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>>686509060
k
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>>686524020
ree rool because mine was a bedthesa joke
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>>686509060
rollerino
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>>686523756
SCP-756's 10 m x 10 m cell is to remain accessible only by airlock. Personnel entering must wear EVA spacesuits (with an MMU if necessary) and ensure that they do not move too close to any of the planetoids in orbit. No lights are to be shone on or toward the planetoids, and anything that might be loosely described as a heat source must be kept as far from them as possible.
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llor
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709
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Rolling for 914
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>>686523486
Got a safe snake lady, awright
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>>686509060
roll
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roll,roll

made two cause me and my friend are playing
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rolliozz
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>>686509060
........
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>>686524647
A hobo eating box, ooooOOOooo
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>>686525000
What even am I?
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>>686509060
Ok
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I hope to bomb people
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>>686509060
roll
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>>686525138
Description: SCP-138 is a human male, suspected to be in excess of four thousand (4000) years old. Subject is approximately 1.5 meters in height, emaciated, and wizened. SCP-138's precise origins are unknown. Subject was discovered in 2006, in an Egyptian tomb located near Tutankhamen's tomb unearthed in 1922, sealed inside a sarcophagus. When a living being was discovered in the tomb, the Foundation was alerted by one of our sleeper agents assigned to the International Archaeological Association. Subject was immediately moved to Sector 37 for investigation by the lead research science team there.


So im a fucking old man.
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>>686524895
A coffin that makes you hallucinate

Lame
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>>686525060
Well, I guess I'm safe, just as long as I don't burn anything
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>>686509060
Roll for some fucked up shit
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>>686509060
roll lmao
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>>686525296
>SCP-296
that's pretty neat
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Rull
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>>686509060
roll
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rolly rolly
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>>686509060
Rawllin
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>>686525712
ez pz, maybe I'll die of boredom or something
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>>686509060
rell
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>>686509060
role
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Rough Ough, Scoobie Doomed
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>>686526431
I got an owl that shits precious materials.
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no whammy rollin
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>>686526553
Lol I get to watch crystal butterflies. Esy
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