shove shoe in butt

>>686498167
Donate to charity until you overdraft your account.

stick water hose as far as you can up your butt and turn it on

Teach yourself how to be a cuck

File: image.gif (706 KB, 303x270) Image search: [Google]

706 KB, 303x270

>>686498167
Lit cigarette put out on webbing between toes

Vote for trump

Eat some really hot nacho cheese sauce and burn the roof of you're mouth

>>686499494
Rolling for dis cuz you're a little tween pussy.

Continue to pine over her but never tell her your true feelings and imagine her face the next time you have sex with a different girl

>>686499553
lmao

>>686498167
>trips gets to choose how i self harm
waterboard self for 10 seconds

Slap the back of your hand with your other hand really hard

shock yourself somehow.

Grind up a habanero with you fingers and then finger your ass hole and touch the peehole

Delete you LoL account, if you don't play league, then whatever account you have that's your main game

>>686498167
Pic related?

Papercut each of the webs between your fingers and toes

Take a big red chewing gum wrapper, lick it, and hold it against your forehead for as long as possible

Staple your arm, and shape out her initially with the staples

Drag your knuckles against a brick wall until they bleeding

Tell your mother or father you want to be a trap, and explain what that is.

Just talk to her? Hell from the sound of it that will be self harming enough.

Tell your patents that you really want them to make you some blue waffles and tell them they can find the recipe very easy by goigling it.

Sit on 8 thumb tacks, 3 one cheek and 5 the other

>>686498167
Put stuff into your ass, big stuff

stick a toothpick in your toenail and kick a wall/door

don't harm yourself

>>686498167
Use a lighter to heat up a knife and burn "FAG" somewhere on your body

>>686498167
A woman? Really?
Move along, just another douchebag.

>>686498167
That's supposed to improve your situation how exactly?

Write her initials with sunscreen backwards in your chest and get a really bad sunburn, that way for the next 2 weeks you'll have to see a reminder of her every time you're looking in the mirror.

File: image.jpg (67 KB, 537x604) Image search: [Google]

67 KB, 537x604

>>686502906
Who cares? OP is type it will.

Toothpick under big toe nail and kick wall.

Drink two bottles of pepto bismol, will give you constipation

>>686498167
Brush your teeth real good. Like dentist clean good.

Then drink a cup of cold orange juice.

Stand on a railing and intentionally drop onto it with legs spread

Eat two gallons of praline ice cream in one sitting

Got to church and give yourself to god

2 sharpies in pooper, no lube, post pics

Stick a couple of pop rocks up your Dick and push them in with a q tip

Wrap 3 rubber bands around your Dick, you can take them off until you've pissed one pint

>>686503513
Only one I like so far, reroll?

Put salt on an ice cubes and hold it against the tip of your Dick until it sticks, do it again along the shift until you have an abominable snow penis

>>686498167
preorder call of duty infinite warfare without cod 4 remastered

go purchase 5 packs of pop rocks, put all in mouth, and bite them all really hard at once

>>686504978
roll

Forgive yourself

>>686498167
This
http://youtu.be/lHzJEU0xuJY

>>686498167
You don't need anymore self harm. You already hurt yourself in a way that will sting for a long time to come.

>>686498167
Jump off 15 foot ladder onto grass repeatedly

>>686505344
Holy fucking shit. The truth hurts, anon.

become a trap

Delete system32

Tell yourself "it won't happen again" but do nothing to change the habits that our you in this situation

>>686498167
never come back here

Make a mix tape of all the songs that remind you of her and listen to them on repeat all day

delete system 32
and kys

>>686506854
That doesn't sound like harm...

Also, intentionally get caught fucking a vacuum by your parents while watching mlp, and use peanut butter as lube

>>686507310
no perma dmg*

they will rekt him

on hte chance they won't... this

punch yourself in the face, tell others you got into a fight.

Shove your fingers deep down your throat and scratch vigorously on your esophagus

>>686503513
rolling

>>686498167
find a gay guy on craigslist and suck his dick for free

>>686507115
>kys
summerfag

>>686508025
roll

eat your own shit and post the video here

Stand on a railing and intentionally drop onto it with legs spread

>>686503312
roll

>>686508025
rolling for this

>>686508349
rollerino

fap to 9/11

don't fap for a month, if you fail, kill yourself

Take pliers rip off every single toenail and fingernail.

sharpie in dickhole

>>686508025
rolling

>>686499990
>>686500009
You two get-blocked each other

watch all seasons of my little pony

>>686509162
roll