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what u fagts think of this project im working on?
>pic related

I already started with the prolapse. I still have been unable to pull my intestine out.
BTW, do any of u know any techniques, or know if it hurts?

After I can prolapse, I'll use tape to connect it to the hose/feeding tube.
The hardest part is going to be getting someone to connect feeding tube to stomach.
>already contacted two docs which denied to do it
If I cant find someone to do it, ill do it myself, I guess.
I'll inject some anesthesia, but it'll probably hurt af.

Opinions? Any medfag wants to help? i'll pay of course.
Im @ Phoenix AZ
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and yes, i got idea from human centipede
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Get another idea from that movie and kidnap someone to try it on
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>>686444841
i wanna try on myself tho
That way ill never have to eat again
>profit
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>>686445252
Oh and fyi, if you think that thi works, you're stupid
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>>686444178
How fucking retarded are you?
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>>686446144
Check'd
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Don't forget use fire to stick the skin to the tube
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>>686444178
I'm a medfag and I can help you, but you won't live for long
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this is fucking retarded and will not work and if by some miracle it actually starts working you wont live for long lol
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I think you're underestimating how hard it would be to live with a tube jutting out of your back. What happens if it gets caught on something? Funnily enough, there's a reason our intestines are on the inside and jerry rigging your gut is a terrible idea. Also, you'd have to wait for the tube to fill before it started feeding poop into your stomach. You'd be dead before that happened, I'm sure.

That said, 90% sure this is a troll.
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>>686446144
why wouldnt it work

>>686446320
cero

>>686446427
ty, why is that doc??
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>>686444178
Nice penis dude
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>>686446144
>>686446320
>>686446631
>>686446644

Summer is here, for real.
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>>686446144
>>686446344
>>686446644
Diz is now a dubs THREAD GET
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>>686446724
You need "new" vitamins and proteins, which doesn't exist in poop. Poop is just bacteria and stuffz that your body does nt need
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>>686446813
The first sign of summer is faggots saying 'summer is here lol'

Summer /b/ is just a meme
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>>686446813
yeah excuse us for not living on /b/
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>>686446644
srry, its not going thru the back. its just to show the idea.
Whats ur suggestion? I plan to saw it to one or the torso, or n the front.
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>>686446899
WOOT! DUBS THREAD CONFIRMED, GET
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>>686444178
For starters that rube/hose is strange to your system so you will be sick 24/7, and you need new proteins, you can't use the same food and get unlimited energy
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>>686446899
Checkd
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>>686447011
Get em
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>>686446979
*one side of torso
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Dubs?
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>>686447011
>>686446899
>>686446644
>>686446344
>>686446144
Right now i am masturbating at so many dubs.
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>>686446901
>>686447005
good point.
Ill also add some sort of access to the whole system, to be able to add vitamins, pills, etc.
And to do cleansing.
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>>686447011
Fucking czeched mate
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>>686447396
Pussy
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>>686447283
Are you willing to take meds so your body accepts the rubber hose if yes thenyeah some sort of access to the system could be nice
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>>686444178
Hi OP,

I think you're underestimating the bacteria in your feces and how it will act on your post op wounds.
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>>686447603
>so your body accepts the rubber hose
what u mean
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>>686447283
Sounds like a fucking lot more work than just keep eating and shitting normally don't you think?
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OP, just get a colostomy and eat the bag's contents. At least then you won't die as soon.
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>>686447921
Well your immune system is gonna attack that rubber hose as it's strange to the system and takes it as an enemy ,and this will make you sick everyday,unless you take meds to slow down those attacks, but you will be a ticking time bomb, unless you live in a clean free space, also I added some features to your model that could increase your style of life in this condition here's a protoype I made, thoughts?
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>>686448684
this just in: you're retarded
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>>686449239
Explain why, I'm gonna graduate soon into the medical field, what do you have
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>>686449353
you should make the tube where you can easely acces it instead of ur back lol
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>>686450602
Can you not see his penis takes that space up, we need inovation
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>>686444178
You are a retard. You plan on bypassing the large intestine. Guess where most of your water is stored?
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I'd add microholes or something.
Pressure WILL accumulate, since dying bacteria will create gaz (methane, farts) while fermentation.

If this works, you won't feel hunger any more. But you would kill yourself just like any transsexual.
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>>686446344
Check'D the checker
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>>686451647
Okay
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>>686444178
Please for the love of everything that is holy just be a gag.
Why on earth would anyone want to do this?
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Still dont get the special thing about dubs
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summer is real
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>>686452061
This is the future ! Imagine a world where you don't have to worry about pooping everyday all that water and paper saved for a better use.
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>>686452207

And you will never GET it
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>>686452232
You're one stupid fucking nigger.
Enjoy your slow and painful death.
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>>686452232
yea but i like shitting on things
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