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Find some music you enjoy, watch a favourite movie and relax and enjoy it. also buy some real nice food or soemtihng you enjoy

worked for my depression, got rid of that and my sleeping problems. As you said you need to draw proper hits down your lungs and keep it there for a few seconds. Dont overdo it either, see what it does and adjust with more or chill for effect. good luck to you anon

>>686442849
dont do it OP. My brother got like that once, he thought weed would solve his problems.
Pretty soon he was injecting half a marijuana a day and could'nt quit, he died 14 months ago after inhaling bong water
drugs'll wreck your life son

Im the only one here that donst like weed ? I prefer alcohol

>>686444068
dude yeah ik the felling, i been inhaling bong water and my skin is getting teard apart so dont do it OP

Alright OP, dont be an idiot and drink its a depessant, which will make you feel worse unlike what these fuckwits say. next maybe see your gp or a doctor you trust to try some legal pharmaceuticals which can be so much stronger than street drugs (side tip, morphine is pure heroine) anyways if weed is a must smoke it with some friends, if not find some enjoyable but easy hobbies such as gaming or listen to some uplifting music. and when or if you smoke smoke 1/2 to one cone then give it about 15 minutes to decide if you need more, otherwise you might become fuck faced and pass the fuckout or just get dizzy with an undesirable result, anyways goodluck OP

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>>686442849
I have been using weed to medicate PTSD for years. Just got my med card about 2 months ago.

>>686444059 is right ^^
Another tip look for a good indica strain for the max chill effect....a sativa will make ya giddy and energitic

>>686444671
Yeah but when you're under 21 they're both illegal and weed is easier to get

>>686442849
>ive only smoked 3 times in my whole life for 2 or 3 puffs and I only ended up getting mad and more depressed.

do you remember if the weed was already grinded when you got it?

if you buy some and it is not grinded it should be fine. also what do you have to smoke out of? will you use a joint or a pipe/bong?

>>686446768
>>686442849
also, make sure you are inhaling correctly. breathe in the smoke to fill a little less than half of your lung capacity, then inhale air until your lungs are full then just exhale. it isn't that hard.

>>686442849
If you find yourself having the choice, get an indica dominant strain. They have a higher CBD percentile and therefore the buzz is more body related and relaxing.

Based on your current mindset, a THC strong strain might not gel with you just yet. Unless it's a nice haze with a euphoric high, but it's hit and miss with all the different grows out there.

When you get it, set your surroundings with nice low level lighting and put your headphones on with your favourite tunes at the ready.

>>686442849
This is what you need to do:

>make sure you won't be disturbed by anyone
>make sure you have plenty of red doritos/snacks
>maybe have a beer or two if you're feeling good
>watch Friday

There is no better way to spend your time whilst high.

Wanking will help too.

>>686442849
> last resort
/r
Remember me one music to Papa roach, the name is Last resort.

some people react on weed with depression or aggression or the get sleepy.
One more thing you should know: shugar makes sad. Candies and chocolate will not help on depression.

The best way against depression i know is love. Get in love. Find a girl.

The next best way against depression (because girls may brake hearts) is to have an aim in the life. Not a dream but a real aim. Something you would like to reach in the life. When you get an idea, start to search for the resources which will help you to reach this aim. Get information about how you can reach your aim.

and remember: death can not be an aim, because everyone will die some day. everyone lives just once. No matter what you think about the life. To think means not to live. We think often about non-existant things

Every human is important.

>>686448029
Learn English you fucking idiot.

>The next best way against depression

>>686442849
Try cookies, even if you can't smoke you'll have effects.

Cookies' effect are 10x more potent btw

>>686448029
>every human is important
Kek

>>686448403
>Cookies' effect are 10x more potent btw

the only reason they are stronger is because they have to put more in the cookies to get the same effect. if you smoked 1 gram you would be super high but eating a cookie that has 1 gram in it wouldn't get the same effect.

This is a good idea but the high is different from smoking and the effects of eating it lasts alot longer than smoking so that could be good or bad.

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>>686442849
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>686444671
Yer probably just too self conscious to enjoy it

>>686442849
another thing you need to consider is weed a mild psychedelic substance, so you will be very introspective on it if you're on your own

you'll be faced with your problems head on and if you can't recognize them and roll up your sleeves to solve them, then you're going to have a very hard time moving forward. be ready to accept any questions and the answers to the those questions that arise when you're viewing your life in a self-reflecting but enlightening perspective

>>686442849
Anyone who calls themselves a stoner is the scum of the earth

>roommate starts dating a self-described stoner
>every single time we're in a group together she starts trying to direct the conversation towards weed
>has nothing else to talk about, none of us are very into smoking
>she seriously can't figure out why we don't get along
>always has weed in the house, which none of us are comfortable with

She is an absolutely retarded valueless human being

>>686449898
post pics

>>686449992
Why? She's fucking ugly subhuman trash, and I don't have any that wouldn't be from Facebook. I'm not stupid enough to post those

>>686450139
You can't backtrace FB images if you remember to change the filename

>>686450322
It's not worth the time to do it.

Inhale the smoke into your chest not just you mouth, that's probably where you went wrong

>>686448251
If you can understand him, what's the point to be a grammar nazi ? Some people don't know the English as their native.

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>>686450396
well fuck off then you boring cunt

no one cares about your pretentious whining

>>686448251
do i have to?

lerne german you imperialistic faggot.
impara italian you imperialistic faggot
учи ruassian you imperialistic faggot.

got it?

>>686450396
>thinks its time consuming to download an image

Go back to your newspaper and porridge Grandpa

>>686442849
Lol thing is its gonna be like that every time so long as you feel extremely depressed. Weed (and any other type of hallucinogen (yes weed is considered a mild hallucinogen, and youre gonna feel a more amplified feeling of emotion. I'm not saying weed can't help treat depression. But more oft than not its all gonna come back to your state of mind.

>>686442849
God OP this is how i feel all time this so relateble to me

>>686442849
we don't want suicidal faggots giving us stoners a bad name. just die already

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>>686442849
kek.
> talking about smoking weed like its big deal.

just inhale the smoke, and right after, inhale some air. the smoke spreads through your lungs like that. weed is cool shit. just take a walk in nature in the morning while high. don't kill yourself. just smoke weed every day

>>686450648
K
>>686450807
Get off my lawn, fruitcake

>>686443654
do what this guy said. but remember to inhale correctly. what will be your smoking device?

>>686451478
cock

>>686442849
It cured my depression. I just don't preffer smoking with people with some close friends as an exception. Yeah, do it man, start in small amounts since you're basically a starter and you'll rank to DAB general in no time. It's god's gift to this planet.

>>686442849

Your problem isn't not getting h8gh, it's letting shit get to you. Throughout life you're going to go through periods of happiness, depression, and her, sadness, etc. Either deal with it in a rational way, or don't.

But if you really want to block your feelings and feel good about yourself, your answer is probably opiates. Specifically heroin. You won't care anymore... about anything or anyone.

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>>686442849
k

>>686445393

You're a fuckin idiot and should stop trying to advise people on anything more complicated than breathing.

I would rather smoke weed than tobacco

>>686445946
Got it backwards. Indica is more energetic, sativa is couchlock shit

>>686446696
Weed is cheaper and you don't need nearly as much to catch a buzz.

>>686453384
Wrong

Have a poem OP:
Take a small toke
tell urself a joke
as u get higher
think skyward
Your body's a moat
this may be the cure
to discover
cure cure
A wonderful whirl
sounds & colors r shaped like a circle?
Now sum1 upload this in ibnerpretive dance

>>686452886
they are 2 completely different things lol

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>>686442849
You will want to smoke it through a bong or a bubbler so your hits will be smoother and less difficult to inhale
Smoke a little see how and you feel and consume more or don't based on this

Make sure you have munch food and porn/vidya/other forms of entertainment

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Try coke and hookers anon. It should be more therapeutic.

>>686447959
kek

Do NOT smoke weed if you get depressed. Try to stay in matrix where everything is great and good, smoking weed and deprogramming will only make you sad and suicidal.

>>686442849
Try weed, shrooms, LSD, going for walks, talking to people, doing hobbies, etc. btw, real "happiness" doesn´t exist so go for being joyful or content. the media pours out being happy is a normal thing, which is totally bullshit. every emotion is relevant

>>686453872
also, what this guy says

>>686449094
isn't it because it goes in your stomack and act different ?

>>686445946
Damn dude, what club has such informative labels?

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>>686450735
No one outside those shit hole countries know those languages. English is the most prevalent language in the world, fuck off eurotrash.

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>>686450735
Also, you're on an English image board.

>>686451284
True, play the music you like, smoke and be profit.
You will feel peace all around you.
I like watching the outside it's always fucking interesting

>>686442849
Take the smoke as deep into your lungs as you can, itll burn at first but youll get used to it and the THC will actually affect you
Best of luck anon

>>686450735
This ain't the Nederdraad or the Deutschfaden. This is a regular thread on an English-language website. Get over yourself.

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Hi /baby did I get ripped off

>>686455996
yeah, that's some shit mid

>>686455996
nah, that´s khief, hash, it´s so much better for relaxing than bud. norwayfag, we mostly have hash

>>686442849
Try to get some edibles as well as smoking. I know some people who have a difficult time getting high smoking but there is no doubt you will get a reaction from eating something with condensed THC in it.

>>686442849
If your going to kill yourself anyways just start taking a ton of psychedelics and shoot up herion
Or go backpacking, being with nature is a powerful thing.

>>686449094
I've anything eating on Gram would get you higher. Your body is more effective at extracting all the good stuff from the weed.

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Jesus Fuck Shit CHRIST, just fucking do it already, quit with your whiny shit, "I can't remember ever being happy", "I wanna get high to make me feel better", "Why won't daddy buy me call of duty 3?"