Had a chemistry exam

>>686433159
ranked up in cs go

>>686433194
chemistry exam is shit compared to a handjob

>>686433223
fukin nerd

>>686433159

i got a bj from my gf.

i woke go, got some food then took a shit..

if you're someone who gets this often, its not really something to brag about

>>686433159
>Thailand girl

OP was Trapped

>>686433159
are you sure she was a girl?

thai girls are ugly. japs are where it's at.

I shaved my dick and surrounding area for the first time. It's pretty irritated and itchy... How long will this last?

>>686433258
Thx bro

>>686433293
no, she had tits

>>686433229
Nah I liked it

>>686433351
No more than a week

chances are you just got jerked off by a dude

>>686433159
>I paid money for a handjob, you loser fags
Wow dude, you are a true player. Not anybody can just walk up to a hooker and pay for sex. You need some serious skills.

how can you lower yourself to asian, make me sick OP. Enjoy the STDS and what not.

>>686433399
Checked, thanks mate

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I didn't get jerked off by a guy in Thailand, so there's that

Sold my house

Ate pizza

>>686433474
>handjob
>STDS

Go back to school faggot

Fucked op's mom in the ass.

Just sayin

>>686433378
Kek

>>686433533
+1, nice dubs

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Checkem

>>686433159
Payed off my car loan, had sex with my girlfriend, got accepted into med school.

Just a regular day for me

i spent like 4 hours cleaning squids and now i am home alone wanting to die because i am bored..

>>686433159
>Just got a handjob

What are you fucking 16, no real adult who's sexually active gets off on a handy unless it's your fetish

>>686433846
wtf are you talking about?

Handjob from an azn guy with tits.
Congrats, you're a faggot.

>>686433223
Shit tier game

Came in my gfs mouth after she deepthroated me real good. According to 4chan standard shes kike 12/10

>>686433769
How many car loans do you have if paying one off is average day

>>686433846
>meet woman
>she disrobes
>she grabs your penis and strokes it
this isn't enough to get off!
>recognize you may be gay

>>686433159
got a wakeup bj from my gf

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>>686433932
>According to 4chan standard shes kike

>>686433885
If your with someone and all they are willing to give is a hj then your failing

If your with someone and they are willing to do more then you obviously will

My point is a hj is fucking boring

>>686433885
Not the guy you replied to. But still, out of all the handies and bj's I've gotten, only came 4 times. That's like a 1% success rate. And it's not the girls faults unless all 3 of them happen to suck dick at sucking dick.

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>>686434142
> why do you to be

Nigga what the Fuck

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>>686433474
>STDS
Its niggers, retard.

>>686434274
You don't get it

>>686433264
>Liar Detected

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>>686433357
and a feminine penis?

if you brag so much about a handjob you obviously dont get one often

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>>686433708

woke up next to a 7/10 and ate some eggs for breakfast

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>>686433159
gave a handjob to some smelly falang in thailand today. he didn't even notice my penis.

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>>686434415
Nig deleted it

You paid for a hand job dipshit.

Got my Platinum on Dark Souls.

I got a nice hot fudge enema and plucked my ballhairs this morning.

>>686433159

Pretty much the same, but I didn't have to pay.

https://youtu.be/Ul6UcvNX4o8

>>686434727
It was my first, i'm a virgin.

>>686434938
It wasn't in Thailand, i said from a Thailand girl you faggot

>>686435022
i paid for a massage, and got a handjob aswell, you retard

Looks like this thread is done

>>686433159
>paid a third world girl for a handjob
>winner
>choose one

>>686435717
fag

>>686433159
I just gave handjob to a white man. I am in Thailand in a massage room and he think I am girl. I really am a man.

>>686434938
Farang***

>>686436436
It wasn't in Thailand, but nice try.

>>686436765
Man trying to get out of shame he now feel.

I drank like 3 bottles of cough syrup. The fun will begin shortly.

>>686437022
what shame?

>>686436765
Lier. You homosexual now.

>>686437272
no i'm not lyin i'm boxxy u c

>>686437184
Exactly! "What shame." It sound like you are starting to accept your gay feeling to liking a man Jack you off.

>>686437526
LMAO im not gay you faggot, gays are retarded, that's not the way of life, they need jesus.

>>686437696
You now go back in closet? If you not gay, why you let man Jack you off?

>>686437696
>>686437914
hes right you know.

>>686438143
it was not a man

>>686438386
You right. Sorry. Not a man. A boy Jack you off.