>>686431802
Sit on it. Your ugly dorito-made ass is gonna be enough of a violation.

>>686431802
underage

bump for interest

Smash your head against it.

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>>686431802
spray paint the army figures with details and colors, giving them angry asian faces

>>686431802
leave it exactly the way it is, since it's already ugly and stupid as fuck...
and look at that you won today.

>>686431802
i will only help if u non-muslim

>>686433385
W-why are they raping a trap..?

>>686433699
my skin is fair as silk

>>686433951
May the sun never darken it

>>686431802
Paint it green, white and orange.
Then write IRA.

>>686434247
thats a great idea, would cause dispute in the whole town as it's near Glasgow

weegie cunt

>>686431802
why tho?

>>686435252
no reason

>>686431802
turn 440 degrees and walk backwards

>>686431802
With your own blood, ideally all of it from a self inflicted knife wound to the throat.

>>686435205
fuck off choochter

>>686435530
>>686432495
looks like I struck a nerve sorry boys

>>686435395
You wouldn't lie would you?

>>686435716
no

>>686435851
I'm not gonna wine'n'dine you. Spit it!

>>686431802
>just do it in plain sight
>no one will see

I'm guessing OP is alittle on the autistic side

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You know what to do!

>>686431802
Catfish two Tumblr landwhales on a dating site and arrange for them both to meet you for a date at the same time at that bench and don't show up

>>686431802
Here's a thought you fucking 14 year old edgelord. Don't. Whether this is bait or not how about be a fucking man and appreciate the fact someone constructed a bench in memory of, regardless if you agree with war or not hundreds of thousands of men and women died in name of the very country you live. How about you visit a memorial site or a soldiers grave and thank them instead?

>>686436857
This is /b/ you fucking faggot

>>686436857
but they can't hear you fam

>>686436988
I don't fucking care. I've been here before you knew what the fucking internet was kiddo. I laugh at sick shit all the time but one subject you do not fuck with is anyone who serves or has served. That shit doesn't fly with me. Calling me a faggot when you've got 1TB of trap porn doesn't make sense now does it? Take your worthless ass back to the basement.

>>686433809
Why not?

>>686435650
No, you will be soon, according to my dubs.

>>686437660
nice dubs

>>686431802
How about you kill yourself, edgelord.

Draw Swastikas on th figures.

>>686437505
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>686437505
>I'm okay with x, y, and z flavored depravity, but don't EVER joke about J K or L!
Fuck your personal issue. If anything is game, everything is.

>>686438012
Nice shitty copy and paste underage fag.

>>686438075
It isn't about joking anymore because it isn't funny anymore.

>>686438077
Checked
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>686438195
Sup edgelord. You got a folder full with them?

>>686438154
:_(

>>686438075
Get your edgy ass out of here.

Add nazy armband

Why do people respect semi-retarded battle-hungry dickwads anyway? You weren't good enough to make something of yourself in civilian life so you went to the one orginization that would take ANYBODY in order to put your stupid worthless life in danger to drop pudding bombs on little sandniggers. And that decision makes you untouchable. I hope next tour some fucking ali muhammed motherfucker puts a bullet in your brain

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Very minimal and subtle spray paint job

>>686438270
Sorry I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>686438474
You realize that this is about WW1 right?

>>686431802
hang a whole lot of offal off the barbed wire

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>>686438075
Fair enough. I laugh at the image of your entire family burning up in a house fire. Your mother screaming for your dad but he can't get to her as she attempts to open the window but the heat has caused the frame to expand and it's not going anywhere. He gives up on her and attempts to flee from the front door but ultimately is overcome by smoke inhalation and dies of suffocation a mere 3 feet from the door/ His body burns shortly after. Your mother welcomes the embrace of death in the corner of her room and is engulfed. Shit like that makes me laugh because it's those two very people who created the failure which is you.
They will soon be forgotten after they meet their fiery grave and no one will talk about them anymore in the following months. You are such a shitty person you even stop visiting their graves. Your life begins a downward spiral and you become a junkie, sucking off your dealer for a bag or two.

>>686438075
this basipally

>>686431802
Draw swatiskas on the uniform of the soldiers

>>686431802
>being this edgy

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>>686438760
And here I thought OP was the edgy faggot ITT

>>686438760
This is difficult to masturbate to. Can you add more blood and guts and be a little more descriptive about my mom?

>>686439156
no we're on /b/ remember? anything goes you weak cunt.

>>686438877
I hope you know why thats the best way.

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>>686431802
Fuck off

>>686438570
Underrated post

>>686431802
Don't. For a 1000 angry reasons don't. That's just fucking stupid and serves as over whelming evidence that you should be culled or at the very least rendered impotent and stripped of any rights you may possess.

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>>686439725
agreed.

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Thanks for the suggestions guys, I decided on this.

>>686439289
both posters are faggots who are edgy yet dull

>>686440762
wtf...

>>686440762
Perfect.

>>686440762
"LAI"
what the shit is this supposed to mean
1/10 : uncreative and sloppy did you even try?
why ask us if you settle for shit anyway
props for going through with it i guess

>>686440762
wtf even is that, am I blind or?

>>686441121
Thanks

>>686441413
>>686441433
It's my initials, all the suggestions were shit

>>686441480
Anything more you'd like to do?

>>686441652
I guess if people are still here

>>686441650
Swastikas was the only solution

>>686441854
Well shit if you're going to be painting it why not coat the seat with old motor oil?