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>>686426814

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ok
but how does this help us /b/tards

God it'll be a beautiful tranwreck when she cheats on your NEET ass.

>>686426814
>i'll write my life and you can illustrate it
holy shit dude. pack up your things and move to siberia. talk about a crash and burn. no survivors.

>>686426814
Just do it m8, go through with it, its better than nothing, you dont like it you move on

>>686427878
i thought that was pretty smooth

C U C K
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>>686427878
planning on it. I should probably just kill myself right now.

>>686426814
>i'll write my life and you can illustrate it
she's not a feminist i hope?

>>686428413
Nah, we mutually hate feminism.

>>686428522
then let her illustrate your life and carry the pots you made

I want the rest of the conversation... WHAT was so beautiful....that's where the laughing will start

>>686428600
Hoping for it, She wants to hang out today and go for a walk around the park or something.

>>686428679
sure one sec

>i'll write my life and you can illustrate it
fucking kill me, my upper lip actually hurts from cringing

>>686428679
Probably some platitude meaningless soappy romantic verses

marry her you sap

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>>686428679
Here

>>686428820
Nah we were talking about a girl offering to let me dominate her for cracking neighbors wifi

>>686428913
Op must of compared her to an Oero... because she likes to get double stuffed
"That was so beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes"

>>686429021
>Nah we were talking about a girl offering to let me dominate her for cracking neighbors wifi

proof

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Keep in mind /b/ros she's my doppelganger and I'm pretty fucked.

>>686429131
kk one second

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>>686429131
here

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Just gonna start posting random parts of my conversation with her last night enjoy I suppose

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she's a "hacker"

>>686429376
She wants to fuck you dumb cunt

>>686430527
I know this, But I'm personally interested in if she's more than a fuck.

>>686430723
wait, are these screnshots true?

>>686430845
100% No editing what so ever. There's no point in lying on the internet.

>>686428225
>>i thought that was pretty smooth


If you dont mind her thinking you are a self centered bastard lol.

Future cringe thread repost.

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>>686430960
How often you smashing White Knight?

>>686431026
Never, but at least im not cringe thread oc creator.

>>686426814
Fucking score. Be brave and keep at whatever your doing. If you get a date dont shoot for the cunt on dayone DO have a backbone and intiate kiss at conclusion. Remain steady.

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>>686431146
>I've never tasted pussy
>at least I'm not in a cringe thread
My point feels proven.

I'm fine with being in a cringe thread.
At least I'm getting ass and a possible soulmate

Please stop you are both cancer manifested into a human form.

>>686431442
>ass and a possible soulmate
you are getting a fat 9gag girl

>>686431442
if you dont mind getting ass from a whale, im ok with it. You haven't posted the girls pic, how do we know its not a landwhale?

>>686431788
She def is either a whale either a psycho

>>686432180
probably a medium fat girl with big black empty eyes

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>>686431788
If she's a land whale consider me Ahab
Nice dubs

>>686432234
>>686432281
you were close, it's one single black empty eye, kind of square for my tastes

>>686432395
Made me laugh thanks for that

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>>686426814
Christ you're pathetic.

>>686432281
psycho it is

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>>686432557
Hopefully I don't want a boring one

>>686432281
That is not her pic. I know.

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>>686426814

>>686432281
>>686432180

So not a whale
> psycho it is

Watch out op she may want to eat your kidneys or something

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>>686432699
Most certainly is. Why lie on the internet Anon? I'm not that big of a loser

ITT: buttfrustrated virgins

>>686432830
to protect her? it is not too smart to post your future gf on 4chan.

>>686432725
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I hope to god you are not talking to yourself pretending to be other anons. Assuming you're the same guy on the land whale psycho subject?

she's deffo a psycho, probably low self esteem/daddy issues. Happy about any attention she can get. But who the hell cares. You're gonna get good ass and that's all that counts. Keep going and get lucky.

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>>686432995
Already checked every image reverse search tool and trace possible on that image. No returns so it's good to go.

>>686433132
so you did not even meet her yet?

>>686431442
Fucking 9fagget

>>686426814
>found a girl that's my doppelganger


No dude you just found another autistic person who happens to be of the opposite gender. I swear to god I'd drown both you retards in a pool of your own piss if I ever met you.

>>686433255
I hung out with her yesterday smoked some weed and talked for a few hours.

>>686433255
delusional people. Thinking they've met their soulmate without ever having sex with them. Welcome to the internet

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>>686433327
I'm happy with finding someone as autistic as me in all honesty.

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>>686433332
suuuuure you did

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>>686433424
For the third time why lie on the internet?

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I'm happy for you

>>686433327
I will stand behind you while you do it and say things like
>yes, yes, just like that
>drown those faggots good bro

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>>686433560
Thank you I'm happy for you as well anon.