[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Things you would never hear a muslim say
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random
Thread replies: 93
Thread images: 10
Anonymous
2016-05-27 10:39:17 Post No. 686420944
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: angry-muslim2[1].jpg (74 KB, 550x397) Image search: [Google]
angry-muslim2[1].jpg
74 KB, 550x397
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:39:17 Post No. 686420944 [Report]
Things you would never hear a muslim say
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:39:52 Post No.686420985
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:39:52 Post No.686420985 [Report]
That bacon was alright.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:40:08 Post No.686421001
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:40:08 Post No.686421001 [Report]
Islam is not a religion of peace.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:40:25 Post No.686421029
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:40:25 Post No.686421029 [Report]
I'm not a Muslim
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:40:59 Post No.686421067
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:40:59 Post No.686421067 [Report]
It's nice to live in such a diverse neighborhood!
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:41:24 Post No.686421101
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:41:24 Post No.686421101 [Report]
>>686420944
I'll go cancel my welfare subscription today and be a productive member if society.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:41:35 Post No.686421111
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:41:35 Post No.686421111 [Report]
It is wrong to fuck little girls
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:11 Post No.686421156
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:11 Post No.686421156 [Report]
>>686420944
I respect your culture and religion.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:18 Post No.686421167
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:18 Post No.686421167 [Report]
My daughter can marry anyone she chooses
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:22 Post No.686421169
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:22 Post No.686421169 [Report]
It is wrong to fuck little girls.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:22 Post No.686421170
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:22 Post No.686421170 [Report]
I respect authority outside my antiquated religion
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:25 Post No.686421171
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:25 Post No.686421171 [Report]
Thanks
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:33 Post No.686421182
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:33 Post No.686421182 [Report]
Let's not go to Sweden
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:45 Post No.686421192
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:42:45 Post No.686421192 [Report]
>>686421111
Checked
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:17 Post No.686421226
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:17 Post No.686421226 [Report]
I would never fuck that little boy.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:19 Post No.686421227
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:19 Post No.686421227 [Report]
It is wrong to fuck little girls.
I love towers
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:33 Post No.686421244
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:33 Post No.686421244 [Report]
terrorists are muslims
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:35 Post No.686421246
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:35 Post No.686421246 [Report]
Why no, I have never fucked a goat in my life.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:39 Post No.686421250
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:39 Post No.686421250 [Report]
It is wrong to fuck little girls.
I love towers.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:48 Post No.686421263
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:48 Post No.686421263 [Report]
I came to this country to leave behind the barbarity of my homeland and am excited to learn the ways of a kinder culture.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:49 Post No.686421264
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:49 Post No.686421264 [Report]
She's too young.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:58 Post No.686421275
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:43:58 Post No.686421275 [Report]
Turn the air conditioner off, it's a little cool in here.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:26 Post No.686421300
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:26 Post No.686421300 [Report]
ifytfd7rseseaewq43w

no muslim will ever say this
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:28 Post No.686421302
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:28 Post No.686421302 [Report]
Yo quiero taco bell
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:34 Post No.686421315
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:34 Post No.686421315 [Report]
I think I need a shower.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:45 Post No.686421328
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:45 Post No.686421328 [Report]
Allah was wrong.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:54 Post No.686421337
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:44:54 Post No.686421337 [Report]
I just took a shower, and I love my family and this beautiful green earth.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:21 Post No.686421375
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:21 Post No.686421375 [Report]
>>686421315
HAHAHa nice same one I thought of
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:21 Post No.686421376
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:21 Post No.686421376 [Report]
I bathe and use deodorant daily as I don't want to offend people's sense of smell.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:29 Post No.686421381
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:29 Post No.686421381 [Report]
I would never cuck Germany
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:31 Post No.686421382
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:31 Post No.686421382 [Report]
>>686420944
- Islamic terrorism is never justified
- I wholeheartedly reject ISIS, all ISIS participants are criminals
- Killing someone for leaving Islam is wrong
- I dislike people drawing caricatures of Muhamad but they do not deserve any harm
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:37 Post No.686421391
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:37 Post No.686421391 [Report]
I'm going to take a shower.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:55 Post No.686421421
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:45:55 Post No.686421421 [Report]
>>686421376
It appears we all agree they smell like greasy apes
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:46:26 Post No.686421468
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:46:26 Post No.686421468 [Report]
pedophiles are not ok
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:06 Post No.686421515
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:06 Post No.686421515 [Report]
>>686420944
I'm going home.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:12 Post No.686421525
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:12 Post No.686421525 [Report]
Yeah, Muhamad was kind of a dick, wasn't he?
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:18 Post No.686421536
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:18 Post No.686421536 [Report]
>>686420944
I dislike being surrounded by non-muslims and haram-lifestyle so i would never move to a western country.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:31 Post No.686421548
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:31 Post No.686421548 [Report]
>>686420944
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:37 Post No.686421559
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:47:37 Post No.686421559 [Report]
something wise.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:48:41 Post No.686421640
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:48:41 Post No.686421640 [Report]
File: 1451191939727.jpg (60 KB, 477x493) Image search: [Google]
1451191939727.jpg
60 KB, 477x493
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:49:09 Post No.686421680
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:49:09 Post No.686421680 [Report]
Check out my nobel physics prize
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:50:18 Post No.686421775
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:50:18 Post No.686421775 [Report]
Im going to quit faze
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:50:34 Post No.686421791
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:50:34 Post No.686421791 [Report]
File: 1453762093005.jpg (29 KB, 487x500) Image search: [Google]
1453762093005.jpg
29 KB, 487x500
>>686421264
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:50:53 Post No.686421817
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:50:53 Post No.686421817 [Report]
Check out our space program.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:51:08 Post No.686421839
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:51:08 Post No.686421839 [Report]
I dont speak french
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:51:21 Post No.686421848
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:51:21 Post No.686421848 [Report]
>>686420944
/b/ is full of retards
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:52:30 Post No.686421927
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:52:30 Post No.686421927 [Report]
>>686420944
I love to eat pork
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:54:45 Post No.686422100
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:54:45 Post No.686422100 [Report]
I guess we can just agree to disagree
Live and let live, right?
I'd really like to see my daughter get out of the house, get an education, and maybe become a doctor or lawyer or something
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:56:25 Post No.686422239
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:56:25 Post No.686422239 [Report]
>thanks to western humanitarian aid we're finally free
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:57:09 Post No.686422292
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:57:09 Post No.686422292 [Report]
Jesus is King
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:58:28 Post No.686422381
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 10:58:28 Post No.686422381 [Report]
>>686421001
>Islam is not the religion of peace for infidels
FIFY
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:02:16 Post No.686422617
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:02:16 Post No.686422617 [Report]
I live in Yagoona and hate Nissan Skylines
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:03:00 Post No.686422660
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:03:00 Post No.686422660 [Report]
>>686420944
I'm sorry for 9/11
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:03:19 Post No.686422688
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:03:19 Post No.686422688 [Report]
>>686420944
I'm appalled by the actions of Muslim extremists.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:04:46 Post No.686422764
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:04:46 Post No.686422764 [Report]
>>686420944
ew i don't want to fuck a donkey
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:10:58 Post No.686423155
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:10:58 Post No.686423155 [Report]
>>686421848
Mudslime detected
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:15:04 Post No.686423400
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:15:04 Post No.686423400 [Report]
OY VEY
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:17:00 Post No.686423516
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:17:00 Post No.686423516 [Report]
>>686423400
checked and kek'd
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:20:21 Post No.686423715
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:20:21 Post No.686423715 [Report]
>>686423400
things you would never hear a jew say?
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:21:03 Post No.686423769
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:21:03 Post No.686423769 [Report]
>>686423715
keep the change
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:22:02 Post No.686423819
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:22:02 Post No.686423819 [Report]
>>686423715
no big deal, we can settle this without a lawyer.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:23:12 Post No.686423882
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:23:12 Post No.686423882 [Report]
>>686420944
I can't wait to integrate into a new society.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:23:16 Post No.686423886
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:23:16 Post No.686423886 [Report]
>>686421111
quads confirm
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:26:24 Post No.686424048
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:26:24 Post No.686424048 [Report]
>>686423715
your constructive criticism towards my person has nothing to do with antisemitism.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:27:19 Post No.686424101
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:27:19 Post No.686424101 [Report]
>>686420944
i'm proud of my gay son
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:27:29 Post No.686424112
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:27:29 Post No.686424112 [Report]
I eat my candy with the pork and beans
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:34:58 Post No.686424576
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:34:58 Post No.686424576 [Report]
It's only a cartoon.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:37:19 Post No.686424739
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:37:19 Post No.686424739 [Report]
lets not go to Europe..lets start building our countries and kick off the extremist
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:37:48 Post No.686424767
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:37:48 Post No.686424767 [Report]
File: 922943[1].jpg (86 KB, 720x513) Image search: [Google]
922943[1].jpg
86 KB, 720x513
>>686423715
butthurt sandnigger detected
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:40:21 Post No.686424905
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:40:21 Post No.686424905 [Report]
I love israel.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:40:29 Post No.686424914
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:40:29 Post No.686424914 [Report]
I haven't beheaded any infidels
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:43:28 Post No.686425090
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:43:28 Post No.686425090 [Report]
>>686420944
Mohammed, Piss be upon him...
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:17 Post No.686425203
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:17 Post No.686425203 [Report]
>>686423715
Free, you say? No thanks, I don't want any.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:24 Post No.686425209
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:24 Post No.686425209 [Report]
Elohim is God, Allah is not God
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:42 Post No.686425230
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:42 Post No.686425230 [Report]
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:45 Post No.686425233
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:45:45 Post No.686425233 [Report]
i like 4chan
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:47:18 Post No.686425344
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:47:18 Post No.686425344 [Report]
>>686420944
I met such a nice Jew today!
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:49:47 Post No.686425506
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:49:47 Post No.686425506 [Report]
>>686420944
I am absolutely AGAINST ISIS and they should all get bombed and shot.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:50:45 Post No.686425584
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:50:45 Post No.686425584 [Report]
>>686420944
of course we're terrorists! Profile the shit out of us.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:52:59 Post No.686425728
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:52:59 Post No.686425728 [Report]
>>686420944
Vote women into power!
Also:
Me and that Rabbi did so much GHB together in that gay bar last night.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:53:01 Post No.686425730
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:53:01 Post No.686425730 [Report]
File: ISLAM-let's discuss it!.jpg (62 KB, 700x700) Image search: [Google]
ISLAM-let's discuss it!.jpg
62 KB, 700x700
Yes, I am glad you asked, because Mohammed DID fuck a 9-year old and I'm all for it, you can check the sources.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:55:49 Post No.686425912
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:55:49 Post No.686425912 [Report]
>>686420944
I really respect liberals and how they always protect us. You are amazing people and I appreciate your work. God bless you
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:58:28 Post No.686426104
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 11:58:28 Post No.686426104 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQw3KSYD3ns
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:00:37 Post No.686426246
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:00:37 Post No.686426246 [Report]
Mmm bacon
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:05:04 Post No.686426567
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:05:04 Post No.686426567 [Report]
File: 1455757027549.jpg (34 KB, 460x364) Image search: [Google]
1455757027549.jpg
34 KB, 460x364
>>686426246
Kek, that's funny.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:07:51 Post No.686426754
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:07:51 Post No.686426754 [Report]
pint of lager and a bacon sandwich please
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:16:40 Post No.686427364
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:16:40 Post No.686427364 [Report]
The shake of a goat's ass, while it walking, makes my snake stiffen up.
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:18:02 Post No.686427465
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:18:02 Post No.686427465 [Report]
>>686420944
We will accept peace talks
Or
We finally took over the United states
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:18:30 Post No.686427495
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:18:30 Post No.686427495 [Report]
I hate growing a beard
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:19:30 Post No.686427560
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:19:30 Post No.686427560 [Report]
>>686420944
"She's too young"
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:20:27 Post No.686427634
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:20:27 Post No.686427634 [Report]
File: When the Deus is just Vult.png (436 KB, 691x487) Image search: [Google]
When the Deus is just Vult.png
436 KB, 691x487
D
E
U
S

V
U
L
T
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:20:37 Post No.686427648
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:20:37 Post No.686427648 [Report]
File: horror reaction 3.jpg (44 KB, 960x671) Image search: [Google]
horror reaction 3.jpg
44 KB, 960x671
>>686420944
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?!?!?!?
>>
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:21:44 Post No.686427732
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-05-27 12:21:44 Post No.686427732 [Report]
I will not fuck that goat
Thread replies: 93
Thread images: 10
banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.