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still here

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>>686404729
Shinoa!!!
>still here even though its 3:25

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>Megumin claimed

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>>686404794
I see no reason to agree with this. You are far better than i am.
But i must retire now.

Goodnight beautiful thread.

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Miho claimed

>>686405100
I know that feel same time for me.

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>Fuck you. Long dick style
>implying anyone likes being fucked short dick style

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I think I'm gonna go take a nap, I need more sleep.

>>686405156
Goodnight Yuuko.

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>>686405156
Night Yuuko-chan

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>>686405156
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yuuko.
>>686405209
Rest well friend.

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>>686405158
why do we do it?
>>686405171
go on?

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>>686405156
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.

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Okay, time for a switcheroo.

QOTT:
How would you describe yourself in the most positive way possible?

>I'm the most loyal person you'll ever meet. You need me, I'll always be there.
>Honesty's also mine, but that's mostly because I can't lie for shit.

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>>686404311
First off, they are cartels. They have shit ton of money. Second, its fucking Texas. No one gives a fuck about Texas. That's why its so unprotected. Here in California, they'd be spotted on the spot.

>>686404794
If all goes well, she'll go to prison for that email scandal. If that happens then Bernie. Gets to be the main Democrat.

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>>686404508
Maybe we need something new in our lives to spice things up.

>>686404656
Yeah, I was quite surprised on how long it lasted.
>inb4 erectile dysfunction

Just didn't have the desire to do it.

>>686405156
>>686405209
Sleep tight you two

>Best idol claimed

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>>686405344
I worked nights for 5 years its hard to break.

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>>686405109
Meguholyshitthatissexual.jpg

>>686403908
>>686404002
So, who really posted it?

>>686404240
People who truly value each other would be upset at the loss, even if they were faced with the fact that it would eventually end. Humans are a feeling creature; their heart would always cry for what they've lost, logic be damned.

That is why many try to make the most of the time they have with their loved ones, because they know that what they have would end sooner or later.

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20/20 claim

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>>686405415
wow.
I'm constantly horny like its bad i can't help myself
>>686405448
i wish i had an excuse

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>>686405545
A bit lewdness was never wrong.

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>>686404656
Italy/spaghettiland.

>>686405109
The same and usual Megumin?

>>686405156
Goodnight and sweet dreams Yuuko <3

>>686405209
See you later Kyouko <3

>>686405415
You're probably right, though it's kinda hard.

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>>686405545
I don't need people like that. I don't like people. They hurt me and infringe upon my time and well being.

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>>686405376
I'm an amazing person. Nice deep voice, large build, strong, nicely shaped penis, caring for others, gentle, friendly, optimist.
>
>>686405545
I have no point in lying about posting it, I gain nothing.

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>>686405376
Mentally strongest person I or any of my friends or brothers know, loyal and determined.

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>>686405712
If you mean if i'm the old megu, No. I'm the new one after the last one switched to amatsukaze

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>>686405344
whaddya mean go on? people just don't like being fucked short dick style.

>>686405376
i'm quite obiedient, and i can reason with people quite well. i also know a fair bit about most things i like, and even about things i'm not into.

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>>686405383
>No one gives a fuck about Texas. That's why its so unprotected. Here in California, they'd be spotted on the spot.
Oh god my sides.
Yeah and then he'll lose to Trump.

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>>686405673
>A bit lewdness was never wrong.
Shame on you

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>>686405875
Heya amatsu

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>>686405712
>did you just make a pun?

>>686405673
Lewd is lewd.

>I try not to be

>>686405738
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

>Bob Marley

>>686405875
You can't really scold her, discount Megu. You were like this yourself.

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>>686405852
Honestly, are you joking? I can't even tell if you're joking. This is what I meant by a joke going too far.

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>>686405712
>nice cleavage
my ancestors are italian!
>musilini campaign contributors
>>686405376
talented musician, brighter than average, and pretty creative
>>686405840
elaborate tho
>>686405985
lood
>

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>>686405985
Hey Megu, what's up?
>>686406053
yes, yes I can
The lewds I posted were WAY less lewd

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>>686405875
Talking about shame....

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>>686405376
>

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>>686406053
It's not that easy. The ones I've found worth suffering for have walked away.

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>>686406053
I only got 3 lewd pictures and i'm not using them this often, don't worry.
>>686406144
That one isn't really lewd
>>686406200
Not really that much, just some explosions in the morning

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>>686406215
O SHIT GOTTA LEG IT

>>686406200
is this discount megumin?

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>>686406092
He says while legitimately supporting Bernie.
Come on dude, where do you think you are, do you really think you'll have any support here?

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>>686406144
well, being fucked short dick style is often for people who are desperate to have sex, but can only be performed by people with short dicks. so the recieving end, is often dissapointed.

Long dick style on the other hand means both ends get what they want. to fuck another person. the recieving end however is also pleasured because the dick is long enough..

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>>686406305
You need to leg it? Someone should call Emi!

>Did that anon in surgery died or no?

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Im heading to bed now night everyone.

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>>686405831
Ah okay~

>>686406053
Uhm..I don't think so~

>>686406144
Too bad he wasn't that good as a military general Heh~

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>>686405376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

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>>686405712
But it'll be worth it (hopefully). Being stuck in ruts sucks and I wish there was an easy escape.

>>686405653
Kek, ever tried edging it?

>>686406417
Sleep tight

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>>686406281
Seems nice enough
>>686406341
>discount megumin
REEEEEEEEE
Yeah that's me
What'sup?
>>686406409
Kek'd
Nah, he's alright now
Still at the hospital tho
>>686406417
Goodnight!

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>>686406417
Goodnight Milk Drinker.

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>>686405376
>

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>>686405376

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>>686406346
No clue at all.

>>686406417
Good night dude.

Holy fuck, my farts are absolutely rancid. I smell it almost instantly and it smells really bad.

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clmd

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>>686406281
does this lood?
>>686406305
you afraid of Syndra?
>>686406215
Why do so many people say that you ruined /waifu/?
>i don't understand
>>686406364
what about girth though
>>686406436
fuckin right?
but yeah my grandmother with a couple of greats cooked for the italian army during WWII and i have a bunch of the recipes she used. it was weird because when we translated it from italian a lot of things ended up being measured in handfulls. through experimentation and feeding it to our surviving family that had had her cooking we discovered that a "handfull" was 3.5 cups
>>686406545
yes lol
its kinda boring though
i can like go multiple times in a row though
>>686406580
why do you think breatmilk is sexy?
>>686406647
nice pantsu DM

>>686405376
You asked a question that has no good answers.
We're on /b/
Any positive answer to this question is a lie

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>>686406783
I like your eyepatch!

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>>686406268
If they've walked away from you, then why would you continue to suffer for them?

>>686406305
RUN

>>686406200
Alright then, if you say so.

>>686406436
Good...

>>686406590
That's one way to describe yourself.

>>686406647
Are your clothes see-thr-

Actually... never mind. Why post this?

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>>686406795
>lood

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>>686406795
Because its a fetish, also 2D > 3D always.

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>>686406795
I started the 24/7 thread trend.

>>686406957
Fuck you

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>>686406795
Nice panties.
>Much lood

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>>686406795
>you afraid of Syndra?
I don't want to kill myself, that's why
>nice pantsu DM
Wasn't my intention to show pantsu
>>686406868
>Actually... never mind. Why post this?
That's my answer to your QOTT
Look at the facial expression

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>>686406868
I don't. My suffering has nothing to do with others. It's something beyond that. The hurt that I feel from others is always and only temporary and shallow.

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>>686406868
You need to be dankened. This is also not voluntary on your part, you're getting dankened whether you like it or not. Pick an image you wish to be dankened, and I'll get to work on it.

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>>686406891
<shipmate3
i love your loods and you should dump them all
>>686406957
is that bad?
i mean i generally like it
>>686407041
>
better?

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Sorry, ran off for a fap. What'd I miss?

>Zizzposting confirmed

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Akiko claimed

Good morning everyone

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>>686407086
Ofc. But i have to keep my lewdness to a minimum so that amatsu can be proud of me

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>>686406795
i dunno. you'll have to figure it out for yourself
>>686407095
we're all fapping right now, whaddya talking about?

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>>686407095
>ran off for a cap
Kek

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>>686407392
>running for a cap

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>>686407245
Oh, I prefer my intimacy.
>>686407392
>cap

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>>686407069
Syndra will make you an hero?
thats a dangerously close to being a pantsu shot again DM
>>686407143
heyyo!
>>686407244
DM really never did post loods of Megumin
>but those are pretty hot
>>686407245
i think i have heard girth is important

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>>686406417
Goodnight Miho <3

>>686406545
I would've been already our of it if there was an easy escape Heh~
It will be worth for sure...

>>686406574
I won't call you discount Megumin.
Anyway, what's up?

>>686406795
I did a research on WW2 alimentation last year, and they really were, uhm, eating badly.
Army fed them like shit at first, but everyone was doing a hard work so, no one can complain~

>>686406868
Well Hanako...
Can I..treat you something?
The shipmaster seems always alone to me..

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Going to bed now, enjoy your time /waifu/ ..

>>686406868
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>>686407392
>

>Shiro

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>>686407392
>>686407462
>>686407512
Fucking kek. Why do I always mess up these green text replies.

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>>686407515
if it's as wide as whatever it is as you're trying to fuck than it's fine. about as much as i know

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>No one claiming best girl

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>>686407515
Syndra will be the one that'll push me over the edge with their secret weapon "kys"
Well I can't help it! Not my fault her clothes are that way D:
>>686407523
Thank you!
Not much, I'm going to bed after this bread. You?
>>686407695
Squid
How's the diarrhea?

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Milinda claim.

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>>686407695
You tried your best.

>>686407821
Sup?

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>>686407523
a bunch of the recipes she used were stupidly cheep and fed lots of people
>sauce
>noodles
>biscotti
her biscotti is crazy and doesn't go stale for weeks
>my great uncles squad brought them to vietnam because they were some of the only food he could find that would survive out in the field
>>686407734
can it be too girthy?
>>686407695
because its hard to fap and type at the same time?
>>686407796
nuuuu never kys DM!
<DM3
its okay i loved it
does this lood?

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>>686407821
Hey Millinda, how are you? i've been a bit worried
>>686407930
you can never be to girthy

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>>686406795
It's a weird stimulation but I love it.

Couldn't do that. After number 2 it's pretty much over.

>>686407523
Guess we have to forge our own escape. That it will be, can look back at the times when it was the worst and say I made it out.

>>686407392
Is that how the cool kids do it?

>>686407821
Welcome back, anything wrong?

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>>686407987
thats what i like to hear!
>do robots sexy?

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>>686407086
>not many

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>>686407930
>DM3
You deserve 3 REE
>REEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEE

>does this lood?
Your pic? Nah

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>>686407086
Depends how you look at it.
>>686407796
Just do it.

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>>686408131
Only robots designed for it can sexy

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>>686407796
Still going strong. Ate cereal at around 4 or 5 and I shat it out at 9. I've prevented myself from eating solid foods but I just ate an egg. Hopefully its not a regrettable decision.

>>686407879
>>686407930
Nah, its auto correct. Fap isn't accepted to kindly to my phone.

>>686408101
All the cool kids be capping schools. Run faster than my bullet.

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>>686405376
>I'm extremely good at pretending to be a cute anime girl online and giving people the best cyber blowjobs ever!

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>>686408174
why do you REEEEEEEEEE

>>686408274
Still proud.

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>>686407879
Not too much. Besides hating hospitals... kek
You?

>>686407987
Hello friend. Im doing okay. Really happy tonight. Still hurt a lot though.

>>686408101
Maki! Glad your still here. I wont know until they are done looking at it. Shouldnt be too long though.

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>>686408101
my highscore is 5
>>686408172
>>686408172
smug and lood at the same time?
<shipmate3
>>686408174
<DM3
>get it its like your name in a heart
wew thats good
>>686408179
well i think it was a good thing
>ty
>dont kys
>>686408234
what important features are required?
>>686408274
just add it silly
>>686408298
sounds like you can make a career out of this
telegram?

>whats waifu listnin to?

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>>686408382
Gonna eat, post here, then paint.

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>>686408382
glad to hear it.hope it gets better soon

>>686408522
a "giant-fucking-hole". other wise known as a "giant fucking hole".

>whats waifu listnin to?
Gorillaz, literally the only thing i listen to.

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>>686407069
I don't get it

>>686407072
Tell me, what exactly is the cause of your suffering?

>I say as I grab a notepad

>>686407075
>

>>686407523
Treat me?

Well, alright then. What's the matter?

>>686407540
I don't get it

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>>686408179
I'd do it if I wasn't a lazy fuck
Is tomorrow alright with you?
>>686408274
Good luck buddy
Do you shit ink? :^)
But seriously, I've never had diarrhea that lasts more than 2 days, hope you'll be alright
>>686408354
Oh right, you weren't here long enough
Basically, my waifu was Megumin for about a month. Then I switched and now people are calling me Discount Megumin
>>686408522
You shouldn't be proud of that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HBI4aSzw0E

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>>686408522
>lewd actions

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>>686408522
Found this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJCIWRZYHDw

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>>686408522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY&index=3&list=RDYag41F7eCLU
>>686408709
Preferably sooner.

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>>686408274
You can have my life but not my pumped up kicks.

>>686408382
Couldn't leave you if I wanted to <3

Besides I'm usual sleepy at this time but not today. Hope for good results!

>>686408522
>5 back to back
Wew lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beiPP_MGz6I

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>>686408709
Ahh, I see. Well, REEEEEEEE away. Make loli-thief proud. I believe in you!

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>>686407796
Doing classes now, though since there's nothing left to do so I'm chilling around the corridors.

>>686407930
Magic cookies.
>My dad worked at the medical center, helping the doctors and feeding the soldiers

>>686408101
I suppose so.
I can't say the same since this is my worst time Heh~

>>686408695
I don't know, I just felt like being here if in need of a "shoulder to lean on".

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>>686408354
Lel. I try

>>686408522
But that would meant that I altered my phone...

>>686408709
Shit ink? Nah, I vomit ink. Otherwise I shit shit. I just want regular food!

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Waiting on that friend to be some onigiri. What the hell is taking the nigga so long?

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>>686408695
God perhaps? Art? The human condition? Maybe it's entirely medical and is a result of my head injury, but depression runs on both sides of my family. Maybe it's inherited and I just so happened to get the short end of the stick.

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>>686408695
It was meant to be a shit joke about how I cannot describe myself positively
>>686408906
A little patience
I will try to have a gruesome death for you <3
>>686409097
Kek thanks loli-thief!
>>686409100
I see. Had any exams today?
>>686409122
Kek
One day you'll be able to get normal food~
>>686409213
He's ditching ya :^)

>I heard dank

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>>686408694
how giant we talking?
>really?
>>686408709
<DM3
I do it with a lot of things. for example
>I <BOOM3 at Buy One Get One Free Megumin
>I <SHIPMATE3 at Rory
>>686408761
lewd but semi appropriate!!
YOU KNOW ME
<SHIPMATE3
>>686409076
i need to rest after that cause i'm like useless afterwards
>>686409100
they really are kinda magical
>woah that is really intense!
do you have telegram btw?
>>686409122
cant you just change the words in the dictionary?
>>686409213
you aren't smugging hard enough!
>>686408877
>>686408906
>>686408709
ok much to listen to!

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>>686409341
>dank

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>>686408642
Sounds pretty chill. Have fun fam.

>>686408694
Thanks friend, How are you today?

>>686409076
Awwwh. <3
>
Thanks Maki! How are you?

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>>686409100
Well, you're always welcome to lean on my metaphorical shoulder

>that's very... minimal clothing you have there

>>686409225
My sympathies. I wasn't aware of the head injury you sustained or your condition.

>If you ever need a friend, I'm always here

>>686409341
It's not a very good joke then, because I think you've got a lot going for you.

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>ghosting internally

I got salt in my open writing hand blister! FUUUUCKK

>>686409469
I will, hopefully.

>>686409511
What a sweet anon.

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>>686409344
1.5 inches maybe? most robots now have adjustable hole sizes. defaults start around 1 - 2 inches.

>>686409469
i'm doing fine. settling down for the weekend.

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>>686409341
He better not

>>686409344
It's 3 am. waiting for the nigga for about 15 min

>dank

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>>686409344
>Buy One Get One Free Megumin
Was that a jab at me? 'cause if so, that was pretty great
>>686409375
Oh damn, that's pretty dank
>>686409511
You're too kind Hanako
Thank you :)

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>>686409511
Feh.

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>>686409341
Nope, though I'll have one on Monday.
I need some rest but there's no time for it.

>>686409344
Yeah I do, take Stocking's nick and change Ms- to Mrs-

>>686409511
I'm usually the one that lends "shoulders" Heh~
Though I wouldn't mind having one to lean on myself.

>I hope you don't dislike it...

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>>686409100
It sucks giving out the obligatory "It'll get better soon :^)" but it does have some truth. Hang in there bud.

>>686409213
He got caught up looking at anime tiddies.

>>686409344
Kek, yeah I think 5 times would draw the energy out of anyone.

>>686409469
Anytime love~

Not bad, just really bored right now.

>>686409612
Goddamn that hurts just thinking about it.

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>>686409076
I'm not edgy enough to take peoples lives. But I do know a guy...

>>686409341
Im giving in... I'm just going to eat regular food. What's the worst that could happen, more diarrhea?

>>686409344
I can always add it by double tapping the word right after typing it. But that would mean my phone is no longer in its original form.

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>>686409804
I went and covered em again. Huff. Gotta hold off painting then.

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Claimed

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>>686409616
is that diameter or circumference?
>>686409710
do we need to go introduce his knees to a baseball bat?
>
>>686409711
its a playful jab tbh
dont worry i still heart you
><DM3
>i appreciate the dankpreciation
>>686409773
i'm kinda too fucked up to do that tbh. can you add me
>QueenAsuka
>>686409804
its the best way to get a second date tho
>>686409854
so?

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>>686409773
>I need some rest but there's no time for it.
I knew that feel well. Hope you get through it!
>>686409854
A burning and bleeding asshole
That's what gonna happen to ya if you normal, solid food

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>>686410054
Diameter.

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>>686409612
I hope so too for you. I like hearing about other anons having a good time.

>>686409616
Sounds pretty chill. Im about to go all prison break on this hospital... kek

>>686409804
>love
AWWWH! YOU ARE TOO DAMN CUTE!
I know how you feel. Im bored out of my mind....

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>>686409773
Of course not, Noire. You're always welcome here.

>>686409737
You're a funny guy.

>>686410054
Who needs breaking whose knees?

>>686410086
I can confirm this. Don't eat normal stuff until you're completely sure you don't have it anymore.

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>>686410169
> to go all prison break
Don't forget the edgy teen music

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>>686410173
What mean you by this?

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>>686410032
Good claim, anon.

>>686410054
2dank5me

>>686409854
the fuck did you catch, squid?

>>686410169
Hffff I'm gonna take off the bandages soon so I can have that good time and do ya proud

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>>686409804
I always feel bad if I say that to someone.
I just have to finish this goddamn school, and get straight to work, trying to bring some light in my life~

>>686410054
Oh okay~
>Fucked up?
I'll add you right away.

>>686410086
I'm sure I'll get through it, I just don't know how I'll be after it Heh~

>>686410173
Heh~
Thank you, though I don't think that the shipmaster isn't able to have a ship for himself.

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>>686410054
I like keeping my things as I got them. As a perfectionist, it must be kept free from modifications.

>>686410086
I had a burning asshole like 2 nights ago. The diarrhea itself felt pretty good though no joke.

>>686410366
Got food poisoning from Chinese food. The diarrhea was intense and the vomit was worse.

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>>686410319
I guess "interesting" would be the more appropriate word here.

>>686410407
Don't you already have a ship to call your own?

>I keep noticing that all your pictures are semi-lewd

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Suuuuuuuuuuper late claim!

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>>686410159
do they come up to 3'"?
>>686410173
someone stood up Shinoa
>just getting ready ya know
>>686410407
yayayayay <3
>>686410538
thats so illogical. it could be useful. or show that the person using it had some kind of personality!

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>>686410590
Same question.

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>>686410592
hey Rikka!
>OEWW

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>>686410407
You can add me too, friend!
>ZizzKun
>miiight get free art of ur waifu

>>686410592
Welcome<3

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Does anyone socialize outside of the internet?
I used to... I used to have a lot of friends.

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>>686410623
most do have 3 inch replacements yes.

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>>686410407
You'll have the time of your life enjoying freedom!
>>686410538
>The diarrhea itself felt pretty good though
Nigga what? Are having a fever?
>>686410592
Rikka! How are you friend?

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>>686406891
Rory is best lewd.

I'm so happy I'm the only one there for Kobato-chan.

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>>686409854
Does he wear a trench coat and fedora?

>>686409996
Keep that up man. Painter huh? That's pretty cool.

>>686410054
Haha, I'd have to get the first date.

>>686410169
Likewise~

Vidya probably gets boring after a while too doesn't? You'd think it'd wouldn't kek.

>>686410407
Good attitude man. How much longer for school?

>>686410592
O shit is that the One Eyed Dabber? How ya doing?

>>686409804
Maybe

>>686410054
Nah

>shinoa