bill hicks
mitch hedberg
doug stanhope
bill burr
brian regan

in that order

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>>686403536

Brian Regan is a living legend

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RIP

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>not B8

>>686403792
RIP mah nigga

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85uw1PpOCfo

Nice irony thread

>>686403328
George Carlin all day.

>>686403571

This

He does unfunny shit on purpose. He's great

>>686403571
Best posted so far.

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>>686404302

Hoppin out the pussy, pop it like its pudding
Beat the booty like Theo you gone get the whoopin

Where the hell is Claire, I think shes up the stairs
Rollin up a fat blunt while Vanessa combs my hair

Its trap Bill Cosby, no wack Bill Cosby
Im rape Bill Cosby now who gone stop me

Want Bill Huxtable well Im Bill fuckable
Watch me hit that nae nae then hit the cupid shuffle

So work the booty muscles then twerk the booty muscles
These hoes know Im ballin they call me Bill Russle

Popped a molly she sweatin, popped a roofie she passed out
Waking up in a Taxicab wondering why her ass out

Two blunts and I pass out bitch pull that cat out
On a leather couch on a 60 inch watchin fat albert in the trap house

Bitch you dont wanna fuck Bill? Who dont wanna fuck Bill
Put the bitch on a phone tell her take a pill

Bitch you dont wanna fuck Bill? Who dont wanna fuck Bill
Put the bitch on a phone tell her take a pill

Now, now, right now now
Now now now now now now

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Honestly nobody makes me laugh harder.

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HE'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

>>686403747
my fucking hero

>>686405366

Probably the best pure joke writer in stand up. It's hard not to respect Jimmy Carr.

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I wouldn't say God Tier this early in his career.

But this kid's going places.

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Off topic, but I can't fucking stand Joe Rogan.

Please tell me I'm not alone on this one /b/

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the most original

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>>686405872

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proper

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>>686405948

>>686405830

I will agree there is something annoying about him. He seems pretentious. Like a jock with a personality or some shit. He is for free speech though.

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>>686405872

I GOT NO DIIIICK I GOT NO DIIIICK

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>>686406094

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I can fly wiiii!!

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>>686406094

kevin hart

>inb4 fucking nigger

>>686406662

>black dane cook

>>686406884

Dane Coon

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please

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He's stupidly racist and stubbornly republican, but goddamnit this greasy dago was FUNNY.

Key word: was

>>686407114

Nigger nigger my daughter's a cunt jews shit Tom Sawyer nigger jim faggot cunt nigger fag

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*rolling in grve intensifies*

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Needs to be mentioned more.

>>686403328
The only thing funny about this fuckstick is the mental disorder he has that makes him point his index fingers like a retard.

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>>686403712
I eat fig newtons by the sleeve

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Was Eddie Murphy ever funny?

>>686407720
Once, back in the late 80's, for about 20 minutes.

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>>686407582

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>>686403328

No George Carlin?
Louie ck is cool too

>>686407867
ari's good

>>686404916
You probably didn't even buy the Pilko Puff Pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eov64C8KzrY

>>686407825

Coming to America still holds up.

Other than that, I don't get it.

>>686405098
kek

>>686404151
I'm Rick James bitch!

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>>686408127

Legit skinhead these days

>>686407579
Carson was funnier when he told a bad joke than a good one. That is a master.

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>mfw I get no respect

>>686407720

Raw and Delirious. Eddie Murphy is god-tier if he didn't do anything else funny in his life. Which is mostly the case.

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>>686408592

Both him and normie boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

>>686405366
Mah nigga.

Fucking bastard has me in stitches

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>>686403747
This guy forgot to tell jokes and just stood up on stage preaching at people.

>>686404151
The undisputed king.

>>686407114
This guy is either turning into a feminist or has gone full pander.

Mitch is mysteriously missing from this thread.

WHY THE FUCK HAVE NONE OF YOU POSTED BO BURNGAM YET

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the king

>>686409069

/b/ doesn't usually consist of 13-year-old girls and gay men is mostly why.

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Daniel Tosh

>>686409308

yes

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>funny af

>>686409910

I'm gonna keep it 100.

He's been kind of cool lately.

Not funny necessarily but tremendously less douchey.

>>686409479
Im pretty sure there are many gay people in here

>>686410238

I agree, but it's just not as typical.

>>686410310

Adam Sandler surrounds himself with more talented people and makes them be less funny than him.

>>686410283

Bonnie my teeth fell out

>>686410541

i don't like it

>>686403328
98.999999999% of the "Opie&Anthony" show roster.
>>686403792
>>686405287
>>686405830
>>686406353
>>686407114
>>686407156 (not a comic, but fair enough)
>>686410283

>>686403747
file name is wrong - it doesn't have an Honorific.
- but I am not sure which to use . . .

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so honestly kat willams ain't funny
he's like the george lopez of black people

>>686410514
Xtoopid vawx

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great comic and this is his best work... listen if you haven't

>>686403328
"lil" Jimmy Norton

Louis C.K
Patrice O'Neal
George Carlin
Bill Burr
Anthony Jeselnik
And a few bits of Bo Burnham I'd consider god-tier. But an anon's, especially from 4chan, opinions are probably worth less than a Black North Korean's vote.

>>686403792
The only right answer.

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Chip Chipperson is the greatest of all time

>>686404073
I have listened to Chris a LOT ; and I am not American.
I am amused to notice - when listening carefully to his earlier works - how the 'vernacular' often slips ; his pronunciation becomes less AAVE and more broad - but even now he relies upon 'black cultural recognition' for his jokes , "so I bein black y'all" when clearly he never needed Nor wanted such a thing.
I hear the same thing listening to early Louis CK - not Black, obviously - but a lack of confidence that lead him to sound like a radio DJ trying to be cool.
Louis has escaped giving a fuck , but I don't think Chris Rock has escaped being black - and looking in from the outiside . . . the USA hasn't escaped it's past.

tss... God-tier.. what is god cryin or sumthin.. fawkin homerun

>>686403328
bill hicks
george carlin

anyhting else is not fuckin god tier and ur an autistic clown

>>686405366
yeah agreed - one-liners to a degree that nobody has ever done.
Trying to pick-up a lady in a bar :
"get your coat, you've pulled"
- Lady gives a disgusted-look
"oh , no , women your size don't feel the cold"

>>686412385
GOOD ONE CHIPPUH!!

>>686403747
Ah good old George, I fucking love this man, I love the angry rant humor, and I love the fact that if you read between the lines you end up with a lot to think about

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Only 1 true king.
Jim Jefferies

>>686412230
Faaawk yeah, he's like the lenny bruce of comedy or sumthin tsss

>>686412499

Stanhope is in that circle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLWQeGe8Uc

>>686403328
Not ricky gervais

>>686412751
thx babe

>>686412235
That was too insightful for everyone in this thread lol great thought tho

>>686407114
The next greatest

will anderson
jim jeff
dave chap
that other black cunt. amblance.

not god tiers but respectable

>>686412939
fawwwkk yeah dvvdvvdvvvvdvvvdvvv

>>686411453
His old shot is. Its pimpin pimpin & pimp chronicles

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Surprised no mention yet.

>>686405981
" I'm a bit of a Nutter-magnet . . . as I can see by some of you "
+ music! = "so great"

>>686403328
Retard angry Jew is not funny.

>>686403328
Bob Levy > Lewis Black

>>686413615
Who dat?

>>686414031
Bill Burr
An actual sperg from bawston

>>686403571
>>686404046
>>686412876
Yes!

>>686409069
>>686409479
because 3.14apple-pie

>>686414031
BIll Burr. Only comic with balls still around, and unfortunately, the fact that you have to ask who he is shows he pays for it. I'm a lib and he presents his views in ways that actually make sense and make me think about things I may not agree with. Lots of people really resent having to think about things they already have stances on so they take the piss out of him pretty hard.

>>686403328
God teir:
Chappelle, Carlin, Louis C.K., Patrice O'neal, Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Pryor, & eventually Hanibal Burress if not already.
Kevin Harts a one-hit wonder in stand up & Katt Williams had a couple good specials.

>>686413768
This

>>686412109
>Patrice O'Neal
I keep seeing this in the thread and you have encouraged-me to do research

>>686414353
This is true. I got respect for bill

>>686403328
Sebastian Maniscalco

>>686414457
Watch elephant in the room, its one of his specials. It was great.

>>686413035
agree

>>686403328
Pablo Francisco has sum great bits

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>>686409482
SJW hipster detected

>nobody's posted Kyle Kinane yet
Glad to see I'm ahead of the curb.

Robin Williams was fucking insane as a stand up. Reminds me of how many of these guys are dead. Makes me sad knowing so many people that have brought laughter into the world suffered greatly their whole time here.

>>686414791
ahead of the curve, you fucking retard

dane cook
jeff dunham
bill engvall
/thread

>>686414800
Joke thief

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Tim Wilson, rest in peace great one.

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Bo burnham

>>686414791
Put your head on the curb, nigger.

sherrod small is really underrated

>>686415012
He has potential

>>686415249
Lots of it

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Jimmy Pardo- one of the best at doing crowd work

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Paul Mooney

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Dylan Moran is 5/5 to my sense of humor.

Demetri Martin. Kinda fell away but Important Things was just fantastic.

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goat

>>686415465
He looks like a real life Spike Spiegel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fK_jHsRw

>>686415464
>egyptians were niggers
>jews were niggers
>we wuz kings
>crackers cause all our problems
BLM tier retarded

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1464340425749.jpg

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Beautiful, smart and funny.

>>686416175
Fucking kill yourself

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Still great. Wish I could go see him in court.

>>686415820
>Recites the themes and not jokes

Retard-tier understanding of a comedian.

Sorry if honesty isn't funny to you.

>>686416175
>steals bits from dead friend
Classy.

>>686403328
Nick Cannon

>>686416341
>honesty
BWAHAHAHAHA
You stoopid jungle-bunny

>>686405981
Saw him live last week for the first time. Had me in tears

op is a fag, all that guy does is yell like a fucking retard....

>>686416444
check'd

I'm white. Go back to /pol/, KKKlansman.

>>686412876
> just shouts the word 'cunt' louder and louder until everyone calls him a genius
> god tier
kill yourself pleb

>>686415465
10/10

>>686414031
>>686413615
>>686414353
Bill Bur did the helicopter routine and the crowd were happy when they thought the suicide had died - because the suicide had wished-that - and were sad when the suicide lived against his wishes.
- THAT is comedy skill : selling the positive aspect of a person succeeding in suicide.
[more info would be spoilers]
No go and find it on youtube.

>>686416599
>white mooney fan
kek'd (and check'd)

I'm a lefty, just not a guilty white boy. Go back to class, summerfriend

>>686403571
Only north American comedian I like

God-tier

Here's one for you, Klansman. You might be a redneck if you have no idea how fucking funny Mooney is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oMb2AxNk9s

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Curious to hear thoughts on Maria Bamford

Best woman in comedy

Lady Dynamite on Netflix cuts the mustard

>>686417154
Black comic: "aint it funny how we're a fucking embarrassment to america and black people"
Black crowd: "ooohoooh aaaaahaaaah AAAAAH"

>>686417005

Yeah, you don't know shit. Mooney is legend. Sorry if you're suffering from a racist case of "stop liking what I don't like". The south lost the civil war. Let it go, jethro.