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Haven't done it myself, but that sounds like a pretty accurate description.

>going down on a girl with bad hygiene

Asking for it.

>>686402306
It doesn't taste nasty if your girl ain't dirty.

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>>686402306
Every pussy tastes different bro, some chicks have a really strong taste and it can kind of ruin it for you if you end up with one of those as your first time.

Think of it like your first beer when you were a kid, it tasted pretty bad but here you are now still drinking it.

Wait til you find the stank puss. So bad you gag from noxious smell long before you get to sticking your tongue out.

>>686402306
I licked an older girls when I was 7/8 because she told me to. I don't really remember it being bad, but I kept doing it because I was little and didn't want bullied.

First time I ate pussy was during a threesome and I enjoyed it.
In fact I enjoyed it so much that I stole the girl from her man and made her my girlfriend so I can enjoy it whenever I want.

If the girl you're eating out doesn't taste at least decent then she either doesn't clean well enough or her diet is shit.

Keep at it anon, it'll grow on you.

>>686403625
>>686403748
>>686403857

OP here. I've had licked only two pussies; from my ex and my actual girlfriend. I can't speak for my ex because I didn't stay too long with her, but she seemed clean. And my girlfriend is definitely clean. Both pussies have the same gross taste.. The only difference with them was that my ex's pussy caught me unguard, because I didn't know shit about life back then.. Now with my girlfriend is still gross but I deal with it anyways..

>>686402306
I dont remember the first time but like anon above me said....every grill tastes different... its noticable in a threesome...anyway I love to lick my gf pussy... I like her smell taste etc...

>>686404438
Well, you're a faggot one way or the other.

>>686404740
I mean.. I do not enjoy licking pussy.. But when I'm without my gf is actually hot to remember how I licked that pussei. But overall I do it because I'm an altruistic faggot, I enjoy when she enjoys, but It's still gross me the fuck out when I'm doing it..

>>686402306
>be 16
>Young ass 11 th grader
>Just hit puberty and lost that baby fat
>7/10 Latina with a big ass childhood friend notices
> kissless Virgin at this point
>Talk her into fucking after a week
>nervous af
>do it like the pornstars I told myself
>Get frisky, get naked
>Awesome first head
>time for lickaroo.bmp
>Starts sweet...
>>Starts
>refer to Latina statement
>Taste Taco Bell
>M-Mild sauce..?
>Power thru Cuz I'm not a weakling
>Tell her immediately after that she either uses something or I'm taking tic tacs next time
>she falls in "love"
>Fuck multiple ladies during this time
>All taste equally as bad
>Mfw I'm not born gay and this is the way it do
>lesson of the day?
>Puss stanks but Damn it's great

>>686405695
I knew someone would understand me...

>>686405695
>wise man speaks true

>>686405903
I've had some sweet candy pussy before. More clean than Billy Mayes' nose. But it literally tastes almost fake or ingenuine after trying the other 90% of tuna holes.

>>686406179
Age of that sweet candy pusse?

>>686406071
Of all my years on /b/ this is probably the first time I haven't been called a faggot outright. Pussy slurping brings us all together huehuehue

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>>686402306
>Eat pussy
>Don't really mind, but it's kind of boring
>One time mom is cooking cream cheese things
>Nearly vomit
>Smells exactly like pussy

That's how pussy do, bro.

>>686402306
i have never tasted nasty pussy. but im big into body scents, (other than piss and shit) so i guess that probably why. if you really think its gross try suggesting sexy shower before bringing her to bed i guess

>>686406296
I was 16 she was 26. Ironic but definitely made me grow a mature fetish or at least milfy

>>686406359
kek

>>686406359
That and ball sweat after a Light jog.

>>686406435
Damn.. I start eating pusse at 19..

the first time i ate pussy i didnt mind. wasn't great but not bad enough to not dive in. ive had some bitches though, omg. serious sewerpussy, dont even have to go near her pussy to know im not putting my mouth on that shit.

>>686406435
Btw how the fuck did you manage to go that far with a 26 chick at 16?

>>686403857
When I drank my first beer I spat it out and never touched another beer. Same thing with whisky and rum. Alcohol in general tastes like shit.

>>686406578
I was watching porn at 12 man.
I wasn't a sexual creep or anything by the time HS hit. But I'm into basic body building so I had the hormones and needed a release haha. Especially at 16..

>>686402306
First time I ate pussy made me realize that the people who complain about pussy taste are the same ones who bitched about eating vegetables as a kid. Get the fuck over it man, eating pussy is probably one of the best things a guy can do for his physical and mental health.

>>686406741
it doesnt all taste the same dumbass. maybe you had bad drinks

>>686406739
Craigslist.
Tell me to Fuck myself or I'm full of it but with that same chick I got my 18 year old hugless virgin bro laid.

>>686406741
I dunno. My alcoholic dad made me try whiskey at 7. Tasted like dirty cough syrup. Learned to love that taste and the numbing warmth. Beer smells like watery piss but a cold beer is better than a warm one any day

>3 years ago
>be 21 year old virgin
>a week into first relationship
>making out with girlfriend on bed
>starts to get undressed
>didn't expect her to put out so soon
>no idea what I'm doing
>can't get hard
>try to go down on her instead
>zero reaction
>gag because I don't breathe through nose
>stop and stick my limp dick in her
>does this count as losing my virginity?
>still can't get hard
>we stop

it took me a few tries to get sex right, tbh. going from jerking off 6 times a day to actually having sex is hard- or should I say soft.

I actually love eating my girlfriends pussy, now that I know what I'm doing. Thankfully there have only been two instances where she tasted off but other than that I've always enjoyed it.

>>686406861
All Alcohol tastes disgusting. Alcohol is shit tier anyways. If I want to forget my problems I can just jam drugs up my nose.

>>686407037
Pineapples. Work em into a meal a day and it makes a lot of a difference. Tho It works with really any REALLY sweet fruit.

>>686402306
you know how your jizz is affected by your diet? If you eat shitty food, smoke, drink a shit tonne of coffee and booze; your jizz will have your girl thinking she's suck-starting a lead battery.

Same with her. My first time was with my current girlfriend, who's a vegetarian. Her pussy genuinely tastes like watermelon.

>>686404438
Ah yes, 2 is an excellent sample size. Totally gives you a rounded view.

There are a WIDE variety of tastes based on lifestyle, genetic makeup, and diet. Some girls more sour than others. Some fishy, some blank like nothing at all. All depends on the girl. Some taste great, most don't though.

>>686406741
Ever consider that you're am autist, and trying new things makes you go into autistic fits of rage?

>>686407172
Yeah man. Snort your probs away. Just be careful with the white shit. Could be fine glass.

>>686407224

i've heard this before.

im just thankful she loves to swallow. it makes going down on her more worth it.

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>be 16 horny as fuck with 17yr old girlfriend with huge ass and nice tits and is white

>want to eat her out cause new stuff

>take her in my truck and lay her down and lift up skirt

> she's reluctant and doesn't want me to I insist
>hair everywhere...
>pain everywhere...
>I lick for maybe 5 seconds
>taste terrible
>stop
>kill mood

> get blowjob anyway

>>686402306
>be me
>girlfriend asks me to go down on her
>consider it
>pussy always smells funny and i had no interest in licking it despite how hot porn made it look
>tell her nope
>she gets mad because she sucks my dick but I don't return the favor
>she ignores me for a bit
>she sucks my dick and we have sex
still haven't eaten pussy and I don't want to.

>>686407172
right on anon im a loser ass drug fiend, so i get that. I just used to drink a lot. part of the progression i guess. I bang herion so im a real shit stain of a human being

>>686407310
No I hadn't considered that, since I do tons of drugs.

>>686407454
No Swimmer Slushies for you Kek
Gg bro. I usually have to cram my dick in their throat with some consent. Maybe it's size per load or something but I have to really talk chicks into swallowing

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>>686402306
My first time giving a girl head i was shitfaced and she was clean so it was A-Okay, i'll give you my worst experience though.
>Have 8/10 sorta girlfriend
>Feel like a fuck but dont really wanna bring her home and introduce her to my parents
>Book cheap hotel
>We have a few beers, things get a bit heated
>Go to go down on her
>Pussy smells like my self respect crawled in there and died
>Decide to give it a go anyway
>Nope, its too much
>Run for toilet and blow chunks
>'are you okay??'
>No
>Go outside and have a cigarette
>Never have sex with her again
Its remarkable how good looks are no guarantee of personal hygeine, wash yo pussies women.

>>686407571
Ouch, I don't do opiates. Those are seriously bad thing is to get addicted to. Bunch of people in my family got on them, and never got off of them. Be careful with opiates.

>>686407726
What's your cancer stick of choice?

unless i get a printout of the hpv test i ain't going down there.

>>686407817
Well. Then good luck with abstinence bro.

>>686407817
pfft, what's a mouthful of sores between friends?

>>686407037
Pretty similar to my story.. But my first sex went right, the only thing that shock me was the bad taste of my ex, jesus christ, was awful.. life ain't porn..

>>686407517
Kek. Best story so far.

>>686407527
You have to do it man.. If not you are not gonna be the man with an interesting story to tell.

>>686407804
Used to be B&H classics till i stopped smoking

>>686402306
You're gay bro, suck a dick and you'll like it.

>>686407817
Pussy.

>>686406741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlti3mjaXV0

>I don't like the taste of it
NOBODY DOES

>>686407963
I like blowing guys a lot more than eating pussy.

>>686407963
I have sucked my own dick, is not my thing tho..

>>686407934
Marlboro Red 100's are the classic go to But for preference I choose 27's Wide Cut. I love me some nicotine. And blacks don't work anymore so it's just what every gets me my fix.

>>686407783
yea bro i got dead friends and friends in jail and its a shit life. i think, i actually deep down, just want it to od me one day

It's true, most American women have AWFUL vaginal health because their microbiomes are lacking crucial strains of probiotics which promote a healthy pussy.

>>686407928
>You have to do it man.. If not you are not gonna be the man with an interesting story to tell.

I wanted to man, I really did. It looks hot as fuck in porn and pussy be pretty. I've since lost interest because it grosses me out. Primarily because of the smell and it doesn't help when you faggots say it tastes terrible.

I do have an interesting story to tell though.

>be me
>night with girl, shits going good
>finger fuck her during foreplay
>she walks out to get water or some shit, don't remember
>smell fingers
>holyshit.rpg
>almost throw my stomach up
>cannot stop gagging
>she's on her way back
>man mode activates and i hold that shit in
>act like nothing happened

I don't know if I'm just unlucky, but in my experience pussy is smelly. do not like. sex is nice, and it looks good, but smell? forget about it

>>686402306
So true story.

My first time was a girl I was dating at the time. She did not shave. Went down on her. Got a public hair caught in the back of my throat. I literally coughed, gagged, and then puked on her vagina. Not a fun moment for me.

This is also how I know I wouldn't make a good faggot. If a hair did that a dick would cause a fire hose of vomit.

>>686407597
Let me guess...weed and adderall. You fucking edgelord.

>>686408282
i cant believe some of these babies arent fucking pickled. when babies dont cry its because they get that breath of fresh fucking air for the first time

>>686408185
From someone who just pushes my limits with substance I full heartedly know what you mean man. Its not a pretty road. But it's never too late. I went down a serious spiral after one pain killer addiction. I say one cuz there were multiple. But I figure that if shit is bad with how I'm doing things now then I need to live in a new head space. Get up. Get clean. Get some meaning in life. Its just advice but don't think there isn't one nigga on here to try and talk you out it haha

>>686402306
Fuck I thought I was the only one, I had just been with a random girl that I just met it was after a bad breakup and I wanted some and I made the wrong descision

>>686408044
There are better ways to forget life's problems than a disgusting beverage. Like weed, or MDMA, or xanax, or oxy, or coke ect.

If it smells like fish, it's a dish.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

>>686408576
Orgies. Just as good as a bump or two of coke. Even better on coke.

OP here. I'm proud of you guys. This is my first successful thread that isn't deleted in 3 minutes. Keep spreading the word in your facebooks, youtube accounts, anywhere.. PUSSIE DO NOT TASTE GUD.

>>686408328
Kek.. Shiet you are the one in a million.. You have more sex gross stories?

>>686408383
I don't mind pubic hair.. Only taste and smelly vulva's

>>686408648
If I follow that rule I wouldn't have ever touch pussy

>>686408399
When I was a teenager I used to take whatever I could get my hands on. Shrooms, acid, MDMA, weed, xanax, DPH, coke, even huffed butane a few times.

>>686406739
I was fucking a 24 year old when I was 16. Met her while I was working at a movie theater. She would come to my mom's and pick me up after I got off work and we would go get high and fuck. Probably best bj I've ever had.

>>686408521
every once in a great while i get in this mind set and say im fucking doing it this time. then withdrawals kick in and im surrounded by the shit so its literally impossible. but so much has happened that i dont know if ill ever get in that mindset again, i think im ready to just be a statistic. im over the rat race ya know. I really need that meaning in life you speak of

Some taste nasty, some are tolerable, some are sweet. Sweet ones don't have much taste at all.

My wife is sweet. She likes to be woken up in the middle of the night. She says, "Start without me anon, I'll join in".

She always does. I start by going down on her. It wakes her up and she always joins in.

So think on this while you read these words - as soon as I click "Post" I'm putting my iPad down and crawling down under the covers. She dropped six shots of tequila tonight so she's drunk and horny.

By the time you read this I'll be up to my chin is sweet tasting pussy. Her thighs will already be convulsing. She'll pull at my hair, then reach down to grab my leg and pull me around into 69. She'll suck my dick then come. While she's still convulsing she'll roll over and pull me into her. I'll pound her pussy while she moans. I'll blow my load, brush my teeth, take a quick shower, then we'll curl up in a ball and fall asleep.

While you read these words, she'll be pulling my hair.....

In 3......2.....1 goodnight anons.

>>686408910
Free drugs and pussy? Shiite nigga. Real question though. Has It made you more attracted to older women in General?

>>686404117
Story?

>>686408952
Alright you can go to masturbate yourself now..

>>686408861
>Kek.. Shiet you are the one in a million.. You have more sex gross stories?

Nope. That's it for the gross ones.

>>686406741
Nobody likes alcohol you autist, people like getting drunk enough to which the taste grows on you & you end up liking it

>>686408948
Meaning in life can be found anywhere but in yourself. In a position like that man, living for someone else is maybe the most positive thing right now. I'm not talking some bitch. It could be a puppy. Anything that can take responsibility but is still manageable.

>>686409177
Dubs don't lie.

>>686409058
Not really. I've always had a thing for older bitches because the girls I went to school with were so dramatic.

>>686402306
It doesn't really taste of anything, I enjoy going down on girls but then again I always seem to hook up with middleclass girls that care about personal hygiene almost as much as breathing

>>686404117

tell us more

>>686407037
>>686407224
Pineapples are your salvation. I remember i ate my prom dates pussy & she had been eating alot of pineapples. That shit was so sweet i almost barrel rolled off the bed

>>686409379
....was your dad a drunk who bailed on you? Cuz I think I found my brother.
Seriously though I can't agree more. I'm sitting here at 21. 22 Next Friday and I can't stand women my age. I like older women. Soccer mom's with a big ass drive me nuts

>>686409539
My dad was a drunk that beat my mom when I was young. So pretty close.

>>686409431
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? SWEET, SWEET, PUSS-E!"

>>686408155
>red 100s
Ahh the ol' cowboy killers. True classic.

>>686409191
thank you for advice anon. imma hit the sack

>>686408282
Eurotrash bitches dont even shower, shut that shit up

>>686409613
....even more close.... >.> he like ditching you for days on end and bang heroin?

>>686409613
....even more close.... >.> he like ditching you for days on end and bang heroin?>>686409673
Yes sir. Malboro man is my hero.

>>686409847
Probably meth. He was an on the road truck driver so he probably did alot of dope to stay awake. He is a Baptist preacher now. Weird how people turn around

>>686409802
But it is true universally that a vag is self cleaning. It tastes unfathomable worse when they go and wash it out every day.

The taste isn't what disgusts me, it's the fucking faint smell. I don't like the smell of pussy

Fact: Fat girls pussy smell worse than slim girl pussy. You probably licked a whale, didn´t you anon?

>>686409191
Lol yeahh definitley dont live for sum bitch, if she breaks your heart while your already weak like that, its over

>>686409984
Well. No chance we're related. My sperm donor would never be able to preach more than hateful bullshit.

>>686410044
I love fat bitches. Don't really taste bad. Good hygiene goes a long way

I bet your licking the actual pussy hole instead of the clit like a fucking retard

>>686410139
Curvy girls are nice. But fat girls needs lovins too I spose

>>686409649
Haha i have to remember this

>>686410230
It's all yours my friend.

>>686410031
Then they should not wash it??

>>686410168
>not knowing too much clit play can be painful
>not getting tounge deep in a snatch.

Girls must hate you anon

>>686402306
>>mfw I licked a pussy for the first time
>Seriously.. The first time is the worst one.
How would you know retard? You've had one

Haven't bothered reading thread so obviously not doubling up advice, but just chucking in my two cents. Pussy necessarily taste bud, obviously some gross poorly managed and sometimes even genetically can be blatantly gross, but in general it's just an acquired taste like beer, you never really like beer when you're young til you persevere with it, then all of a sudden beer is the smoothest tastiest best drink and part of your night. Pussy just gets better and better lad.

>>686410044
Fat bitches give best head cuz thats all they have left

>>686410299
Check em, and not constantly. They build certain bacteria in their cooch. Washing it out kills that bacteria. No bacteria causes sweat and such to be much more evident in smell and taste. The bacteria is supposed to cleanse the blood and sweat from there as well as piss so that it tastes more like skin or at least like kissing your toothless granny

>>686402306
Well, you know there are plenty of methods making pussy taste better and she also get pleasure from that. For example, before going down you can eat a Black Halls, it makes your tongue go numb, sweet taste and your girlfriend will Enjoy it a lot.

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>>686410293
>tfw your eating her out & she hears the spongebob nose whistle

>>686410423
Yup. Would kill for some fat bitch head tonight.

my first time licking pussy
>got kicked out of house for the night because dad caught me smoking ciggs when i was 17 at the time
>tell qt 3.14 about it she tells me to stay over
>go to her house start talking about stuff
>we eventually cuddle and start spooning
>have awkward half boner and start rubbing it on her ass by accident
>she asks me if she wants me to get my dick sucked
>tell her id rather eat her out (like a gentleman i guess since she let me stay for the night)
>start eating her out realize this kinda taste like mints and metal
>keep eating her out while she practically humps my face
>we try to 69 but i jerked it 4 times that day cause am beta fag
>she keeps trying to suck my dick for 8 mins nothing happens
>keep eating her out because im loving the taste of her vag over the taste of her mouth
>her mouth tasted like she had just had milk and smoked pot
>whenever she needed time to recover id suck on her nips or make out
>do this for about 7-8 times
>sun rises up my mom asking me where im at so i walk to the bus station and take a ride home

i wouldve banged but we didnt have condoms and she dont wanna risk it
op i have no idea what you mean by that tasting awful like i have eatin out multiple girls andi have yet to stumble accross one that tasted bad the closest one yet was probably this one that tasted like flesh and like a slightly used sock i dont know i guess because she got out of the ocean

>>686402306
yes, the first time was definitely the worst. idk what her problem was, it was the grossest smell i had ever smelled. i literally gagged and stopped after like 5 seconds. and the bitch took a shower not an hour before this so what the fuck. anyways, i only at out one pussy after that and that one was fine. didnt taste good, didnt taste bad either.

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>>686410458
So what your saying is i should eat out a toothless granny?

>>686410315
Read the thread faggot. I stated that I've had lick two pussies.

>>686410544
"ARE YA READY KIDS?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HELL NAW"

>>686409177
You just reminded me of how i hated beer but manned the fuck up on the taste and enjoyed it. Same with pussy.

Some people half ass sip beer Some pussy lickers half ass and only lick the clit so they can "avoid the taste". Its all about manning up and going for the gold. People shotgun beers because the sensation hits them faster. So just plow your tongue straight INTO pussy Whats the big deal aside from the instant boner? Especially in 69...

>>686410558
>her mouth tasted like she had just had milk and smoked pot
kek'd at this, like wut

>>686410646
....yes anon. Pics and all. Make a thread afterwards.

>>686409177
>Nobody likes alcohol you autist

A nice craft beer is delicious and I would enjoy it even if I couldn't get intoxicated.

You idiots need to try something beyond Bud Light

>>686410777
OH SHIT. GEEEEETS! If this were a casino you would have Just made bank anon.

>>686410818
Talking about your first time trying it. I doubt you loved alcohol your very first time.
>>686410707
Go big or go home my man. People are pussies.
>no pun intended

>>686410707
>putting your tongue in the pussy

you dont know how to eat pussy, kid.

>>686410558
>because she got out of the ocean

did you just eat a mermaid's pussy?

>>686411004
Chugging beer becomes a good past time after one can get past bitch tendencies. Like taste.

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>>686402306
I love going down my girls. I'm good at it and can usually make them cum 2 or 3 times. Then they are hypersensitive and much more responsive to me fucking them.

I dated a girl who was multi-orgasmic for a few years. Made me feel like a sex god. I could make her cum at least 3 times with my tongue and then another 2 or 3 times when fucking. She was just a convulsing mess when I was done with her. She would scream so loud the neighbors in her apartment building would pound on the wall letting us know the sex was too loud.

She was a crazy bitch but the sex was like some crazy porno. I haven't met a girl like her in bed again. That was almost 10 years ago now. I'm in a much better relationship with my current GF but the sex is nowhere near that old GF. Still make the current GF cum at least twice with my tongue every time we fuck.

Get good at licking pussy. It's the secret to warming a girl up for a good fuck. Girls aren't like guys. Guys are just ready to go in a matter of seconds. It takes a girl at least 15 minutes to get fully aroused and ready for a pounding.

>>686411116
na iwas at a beach and i convinced a girl to some head so i ate her out too and it kinda tasted salty mane

>>686402306
>be me 15
>lie in bed with gf who's 14
>were both naked, touching each other
>start dry humping
>god I want to take her virginity
>continue being sexual and eventually start going down on her
>tastes weird jut not bad
>she's breathing heavily and moaning
>actually feels nice doing it
>she tells me to stop because she had to catch a bus
>get dressed and go to bus
>finger her at busstop
>fap like crazy when I come home

>>686410618
I feel you bro..

>>686411143
Its almost like a right of passage.
I enjoy a cold beer alot moar than liquor, but ill still shotgun a beer to get shit started anyday.
>ironically im only 21 but have been drinking/chugging since i was 15
>inb4 that edge

if anything most chicks prob have bad hygiene i guess i mean my first times didnt make me gag or vomit jesus fuck and there wasnt much of a smell to them either

>>686410044
>>Hung out with a girl when i was 15
>> she was 19.
>>she brought weed
>>That 70's show
>>ended up parking at a church parking lot.
>>shetalks, omg I need to pee, would you mind
>>No-of-course-not-im-the-youngboy who-will-grow-up-to-give-manly-advice to-other-anons-about-terribly-smelling pussies.jpeg
>>whiff of nastiest smelling pussy ive ever smelled in my fucking life floods the car slowly creeping for duration of her 30 second piss fest

>>thinks to self-Will never forget this moment
>>Years later moment has been forgotten
>>Only to be revived via nasty pussy smelling thread

>>686411202
Any pussy eating tips? Im always looking to improve my game

>>686411364
No edge man. Been right there with you. Though as alphafag as it may be I love downing beer and getting excites over Football or something. Games. Shit. Anything to get me in a good mood to drink. Drunk Mario Kart is life at parties

>>686411407
kek. i'm proud of ya kid

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>>686408861
> be a horny 16 year old
> Have 17 year old girl friend
> go to the woods behind her grandmas house to fuck

As soon as I pulled down her panties, I saw it. The white sea foam that separates the boys from the men. Cervical mucus. I took a deep breath, and dove in. Got it all over me. Worst taste ever. I swallowed it and held back my tears. I continued to smash with a Rough Rider condom we bought from a gas station bathroom.

Can someone find a pic of a vagina with mucus on it for OP's eyes? Can't find any on google.

>>686411527
Don't neglect the lips. Just being on the clit isn't enough for all grills

first time I was in a bathtub so it was clean. thank god.

>>686411527
Kiss it. Don't lick it. And licking the clit head with flicking motions is basically your golden ticket.

>>686402306
i think you just got a bad front bum OP, it happens just got to plow through it, if she is your missus go have a shower together and get really kinky and finger blast her with a bit of nice smelling soap/moistener/shampoo if your keen, she'll think its great while you get a freshly cleaned pussy to munch on later

>1st time eating pussy was at Wickham park in FL
>still a Virgin and girl is queen of butter faces, freckles all over and shit
>we disappear into the palmfronds and make out
>pussy was slightly salty but not bad
>I chow down like there is no tomorrow
>her Pyro brother {allegedly} set fire to palms around us
>didn't even realize it, we're laying on ground and couldn't smell a thing
>all the sudden a fully dressed fireman comes busting through the palms and snatches me and her up over his shoulders
>once elevated can see and smell inferno
>butter face can't even pull up her bathing suit and is carried out muffin in the breeze
>pussy was good though

>>686406349
Faggot

>>686402306
Licking pussy isn't even fucking normal dude its a disgusting act mostly done by western minded people, and like you said porn is another big reason people do it. I can understand giving the girl some kisses in her outside skin as a romantic type of shit but actually opening her lips and sticking your tongue in there no thanks, like I said wee have been watching too much fucking porn and it has perverted our view of sex.

>>686411527
sometimes they like teeth too so try to gently scrape your teeth on the clit a bit

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>>686411608
Here's all I could find of it. None on a vagina.

>>686411542
Hell yeah man, sports + beer = great time, every time. I cant believe i havnt tried drunk mario kart b4, ima write that one down. A cold blue moon or modelo/pacifico is always a good time.

>>686411806
faggot

>>686411407
Lol instant gold

>>686411890
Just remember you can't drink and drive at the same time. Gotta stop to drink beer. And you have to finish a beer a lap.

>>686411023
Oh i know my preference on plowing pussy. Just because you lick pussy differently than me doesnt mean you are more correct.. You sound a little too normal to be here-Or i just love pussy WAY more than you, i am a fuckin freak. Your judgmental assumption definitely makes you an utter faggot though.

>>686407264
I ate my jizz as easy cleanup over 15 years on and off. Its always the same. Only thing that matters is when you last came

Mfw anon ate stank pussy and it turned him gay

>>686411886
If you search for 'grool' or 'grooling' it appears. Is My fetish

>>686411821
Hmm. Seems like a nice touch

>>686411806
Fag

>>686411608
Kek. Alright kid, you are winning so far..

>>686411748
She was recently out of shower when I licked that nasty twat

>>686411806
Disagree

>>686411886
Holy shit.

>>686411967
Yup.

>>686412058
Kek. Not gay, nobody can denied pussies are fucking disgusting most of the time..

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>>686412132
Gruel?

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my girlfriend wouldnt allow me to unless she took a shower in the past 4 hours or so, always just tastes like skin

pic related

>>686412252
yeah dude but overall eating a girl out for multiple or long amounts of time can give you a sore neck/shoulders in the morning

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>>686412132
>>686411886
>>686411608
I'm going to have nightmares. Fucking hell man.
It looks like cottage cheese mixed with cum.

It's always been delicious in my experience

I suppose I used to enjoy just licking my hand or my arm when I was a little kid for that salty sweaty skin taste, so maybe I'm just a weirdo

Haven't had any stinky or "fishy" pussy tastes, but I have a very poor sense of smell so that could be a further reason why I enjoy the taste of pussy

>>686412005
A beer a lap is a good idea, cant wait to do this with sum bitches

>>686402306
It's not supposed to taste bad bro.

Always wanted to eat out a girl and just please her to every extent until it goes into sub territory. Got this fetish of almost rape fantasy, but like having a girl owe you? Just having a bit of leverage/force in making a girl sleep with you, but not like brutal rape or sociopathic emotional manipulation.

>>686412475
Mixed drinks drop panties faster *Fonz'* Ayyyyye

>>686412390
Thats you have to lift brah

>>686412406
The point is that that fluid is the sign of the girls' pleasure

>>686412453

>licking own arm

Lol

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>>686412564
Facts

>>686412504
Lol nigga go to bed

>>686412676
Well "that fluid" is nevertheless disgusting.

OP here. I'm gonna go to make me some hotdogs, brb and keep spreading the word.

>>686411803

>muffin in the breeze

so underrated

>>686412799
Dem dubs Kek.
Gonna find me a crowd to drink with tonight. Always nice to have a decent thread every once and a while. Get some dik succ bruh. I'm gonna look for a desperate woman to get my rocks off. Been a few weeks since I last shopped around.

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Find a clean girl and your perception will change, you will become addicted like every other guy

I'll stick my dick in one, but I won't eat that shit out. Shit's gross, I don't care if it makes me less of a man or not. I'll do everything else to it besides put that crap near my mouth. Don't even care if shaven, not doing it. First time was with shaven of course and after that it was like... never again.

>>686411608
i almost gagged just reading that.

>be me
>be 19
>be virginia
>finally got gf
>go down on her after a month
>taste so good i only want to hit with my tongue
>finally fuck
>still prefer to eat pussy

>>686411803
if youre going to make a story up at least make it believable.

>>686411806
you sound like a little boy. if youre gonna get head, youd better give it you fucking child.

Hotdogs on the way..

>>686413179
I have stated that my gf is clean

>>686413339
Kek

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>>686402306
It seems that mostly overweight girls have nasty vaginas in my opinion. Anything over 120 lbs is going to have some chub rub that will taint the flavor with sweat.

Source: skinny girl I ate tasted just like grilled chicken. Pretty adequate .

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>>686413179
You might prefer penis then m8

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>>686402306
Wow, anons whose mommies fed them chicken tendies every day don't like the taste of pussy. Big surprise. You picky faggots won't eat anything good.

>>686413844
the sad thing is I do not prefer penis.. Is true they are less smelly, less dirty, less gross overall. But a pusse is a pusse.

>>686412023
its not about your preference retard, its about theirs. and while its true that different girls like different things, generally sticking your tongue in the hole isnt a good way to give a girl an orgasm.

>>686411803
Holy shit dude..if you both died her brother wouldve eventually found his way here and said

>>Be me, 16, have hot sister i love
>>she has bf
>>gives all attention to him
>>Sister says, (Brother) I am going out with (Anon) can you turn tv down because I need to squeeze in a nap.
>>Wierd, they usually never go out..
>>Episode finishes an hour later
>>Hear sister moaning next room
>>parents are out at work
>>figured if someones going to deflower my sister-
>>Blast over sisters pussy.Jpeg
>>than the reminents of my dried sperm would help heal her from being deflowered.
>>Sister wakes up 2 hours later bf at door and leaves house walking
>>follow her and bf to an area with palm trees
>>WTF hes licking off the miracle reminents meant to protect my sister!!
>>Lights nearby palm tree on fire
>>Apparently my sisters bf feels hes not in danger..
>>Lights 7 other palm trees in a circular fashion
>>Thinks to self-an angel must be here holding the smoke up from hitting them...
>>sees firefighter truck lights in distance
>>Runs home
>>Acts like nothing happened
>> sister comes back, in tears.
>>tells me a firefighter picked her up and they had asked if she had intercourse with bf.
>> They deny but admit oral
>>She gets tested
>>its confirmed sperm
>>bf breaks up with her
>>Back to square one with all my sisters attention ;)

>>686414531
cockblock cunt

I always stick my fingers inside before I go down. That way I know what's waiting for me down there. One time it was fish and I went to the bathroom and kept smelling my fingers and gag. I'm gagging right now as I am writing this, fuck.

>>686413149
Im supposed to fuck sum mexican chick with huge tits this weekend & she loves to drink (surprise). Hopefully it works out. Hope you crush sum pussy /b/ro

>>686414071
Mumsy fed me lobster and waygu beef to snack on you pathetic faglord.

>>686413179
I love this pic holy shit

>>686414904
kek

>>686414210
Oh, clearly, you are one of THOSE guys. Apples and oranges. I enjoy drinking with local loyal woman, for the challenge of getting them to slut out at an adult movie theater. Glory hole booths are my favorite and only area i to take them to for the sake of privacy and control. So you care about their pussies feelers I care about my cocks feelers. I personally enjoy tongue fucking a womans pussy and every girl loved the completely different sensation they aren't use to because all the faggot pussy eaters being faggot pussy eaters. But again. I do it mainly for MY own satisfaction because im a selfish freaky fuck.

>>686415307
lol you think they enjoyed it.

>>686415489
Never gave it much thought; Because I KNEW all the enjoyment should be for myself. If i wanted a girl to orgasm id tie her to a chair with a vibrator strapped to her cunt.

>>686414926
Is her name marissa? Shes a herpetic slut

>>686415689
Have you ever had sex?

>>686415307
Wow, you're quite a catch

>>686415825
I take it that's a rhetorical question

>>686415811
God no, id never fuck a marissa. Everyone knows Marissa's are low-tier pussy.

>>686415689
>Because I KNEW all the enjoyment should be for myself.
youre a little boy.

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>>686415877
No

>>686415877
its really not.

>>686415846
Oh if only anything said was true /B/...

>>686415971
>>686415995
You might want to look up "rhetorical question"

>>686416115
You might want to learn how to have sex

>>686411639

This guy knows.

Seriously, if you learn to eat pussy good, watch what signs a girl gives off involuntarily, gentle flicking and circling of the tongue on the clit, they will bow down to you as a god.
Then they tell their friends about you, and they get intrigued.

And I dont get all the hate for the taste, I think the only rotten pussy I had was when i was 16 or something, most girls after have tasted amazing. some are more spicy/musky tasting, some are sweeter, but theyre all good.

>>686402306
Ive always had pussys that kinda tasted sweet.. Looks like you got the bad ones.

>>686415825
Ask ur mummy

>>686402306
>be me
>lick pussy for the first time
>tastes good
>probably because I'm not a faggot

Seriously though, vagoo has it's ups and downs. Yeast and bacteria need to be in balance. And pussy can get pretty dank after a fucking marathon.

Past that, on a normal day, get her turned on first (finger, rub your dick on it, whatever). Even if she's been a bit sweaty and would be otherwise off-flavored, she'll taste great after the grool is flowing.

And there are very drastically different tasting pussies. Most taste something like a mix of mushrooms/light honey/milk/pennies/salt, but I've tasted strong spiciness, sour-ish or a slight tang, bitter, or almost nothing at all.

Flavors also change depending on her cycle. The best flavor, as far as I've noticed, is right around ovulation. Go figure. Girls on birth control (with no period) can still get a slightly bloody taste (iron like) at the time they would have a period. I've never been one to go full-on redbeard, so I can't comment on what it's like to eat bloody pussy.

Then there's cleanliness. I've never been with anyone that was full-on rank and gross. But I've eaten some sweaty pussy. Just more salt, really. I don't really like just-showered pussy-- it's just watery and boring. And it takes a lot to get them really lubed up and viscous. The best flavor is maybe 2-4 hours after a shower, since that's enough time for the vagoo to normalize.

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>>686416198
And I really hope people as dumb as you aren't having sex at all.

>>686402306
Sadly I agree with the nigger faggot OP the first is the worst

I dunno ask your mom

>>686416382
Don't be mad at me because you've never made a woman cum. You act you like don't want to make them cum but the fact is you can't lol.

>>686416489
If you weren't so incredibly dumb, you might have realized that my original response was agreeing that >>686415689 is an obvious cringy virgin

>>686402306
Well it's not gonna taste like honey. It's a sweaty piss/cum/baby hole. But it's like alcohol. You assosiate it with good times so you like it regardless

>>686416686
Why did you call me dumb then in the original post than? Learn to chan, queerbait

>>686406741
I didn't like beer at first, and you always here the classic " I don't drink it for the taste" line.
But honestly now, I enjoy nothing more then the taste of an ice cold beer after a long day at work.
But the type of beer you're drinking DEFINITELY makes a difference to me.

>>686406741
I agree beer is rat piss for peasants. Red win however.... The best.

don't really mind it tbh, but don't really have an idea what I'm doing down there, I just spell out the alphabet w/ my tongue

>>686402306
What show/movie is this image from?

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>>686417017
>Red win

>>686406807
Umm.. Care to explain?

>>686416871
Wow, I'm actually fascinated by how stupid you are. I didn't call you dumb in the original post, but it became painfully obvious that you're incredibly dumb in your responses to my original response. And you still don't understand why - hilarious.

>>686411806
fucking faggity ass fagget

>>686417094
Netflix

>>686417175
Me to cringy virgin:
>And I really hope people as dumb as you aren't having sex at all.

You to me:
And I really hope people as dumb as YOU aren't having sex at all.

lmao. drink bleach nigger

>>686417388
Holy shit my first fucking dubs
Fuck all you rabbity rabbits I'm out

>>686416748
I think it only tastes bad for the first 6-7 seconds. I love being blown, and I assume my cum doesn't taste like sugar, so I don't mind returning the favor. I like making my partner cum anyways, and some days my dick's only good for a few minutes. Gotta make an effot if you want them to fuck/blow you again.

>>686417460
Auto correct
Faggity faggots *

>>686402306
You just had a bad one my
First one was outstanding

pussy grool/cervical mucus tastes great and generally clean pussies too. just have your girlfriend wash it before to remove stinky stuff (easier in countries where bidets are commonplace)

>>686417433
Actually read the comments you're responding to, retard >>686416115

I would have thought "channing" experts such as yourself would at least know to read the fucking thread. But go on, you're actually very amusing.

>>686402306
it all depends on the diet of the girl... my ex gf was a vegetarian and honestly she tasted neutral...
like almost a light sweetness.. but closer to tasting like nothing at all...
i have heard horror stories about some girls having the most bitter pungent taste...

seems like i got the good side of the coin flip

>>686402306
my 1st time it tasted pretty ok, some girls literally taste like nothing aswell, always try give it a smell b4 so you know if you should delve into to the unknown or not

>>686417642
if you don't have a bidet and a built in shower enema system you are a degenerate and fuck like a savage.

>>686417514
Fuck, I thought rabbity rabbits was genius

>>686402306
>went down
>licked rancid vagina
>gagged
>kissed around it instead
>horrible taste & smell in mouth and mustache
>fuck, unload, go home
>smell is all over me
>cant stop gagging
>puke
>smell for 3 days
>only attracted to traps now

>>686416211
Horseshit

>>Be me, 16. Expert pussy licker (6 pussies)
>> but like a hundred times each
>> Every fuckin time was awful
>>rubmaps site visit
>>Man brags about extremely clean sweet tasting pussy.
>>Curiosity peaked
>>24.99 for an hour massage
>>Hellyes.jpeg
>>Call to schedule appointment, receptionist flirtingly says I sound young in foreign .
>>Holy fuck life is so awesome.Bmp
>> walk into parlor,lady smiles* appointment?
>>i say yes, her eyes light up* she turns to next room and speaks gook.
>>shown to room, get naked covering ass with towel
>>Dick feels good lowering on to towel
>>SAME lady from phone comes in
>>Says i dont massage but you so cute
>>she slips off towel from ass, with one hand moving up and down eventually shes gliding her side palm/forearm against my asshole. She has me flip after 10 minutes of this
>>SoMuchFuckinDiamondBreaking.jpeg
>>She get on knees on table massaging. Her facing my feet. I reach for tits.
*doing so required me to contort my body and i was no fat ass during this time so she actually enjoyed the sight of my abs during the maneuver*
>>I reached for her shorts and pulled it down and barely had enough room to reach forward to lick.
>>Shes jacking me off so much faster when I had started moving torwards her pussy
>>So naturally my nose reaches before my tongue and i get the strongest scent of wiped off piss. I licked her clit twice out of respect.

**Side of lips felt all dry at school a couple days later, figured it was because I hardly drink water. So that was when i started to drink more water. My mom had me take my multivitamins and immune boosters. She told me embaressing pimples will grow near my mouth if i dont stay healthy or if I dont get my sleep.

>> be senior, 18, Parents still wont let me date or hang outside with friends at parties.=(

you ate dirty pussy then. period.

My girl tastes her pussy all the time. If she could eat her own pussy she would.

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>>686405695

I like it. Ass tastes better tho

>>686404249
>Do you think somebody would realy do that?>Go on the internet and tell Lies?

>>686417017
Beer is rat piss for peasants.. Lmfao Id seriously pay to see you say that seriously outloud in a bar!

>>686406741
Wise man, taste like shit.

>be me
>6 year old britbong
>have 6 year old neighbour
>convince her to kiss my tip through garden fence
>kiss her pussy in return
>do this every day for 2 weeks
>get caught by her brother
>tells my mum
>get told off
>massively embarrassed
>19 now
>brought it up slightly in a conversation with mum
>doesn't remember
>thank fuck for that

>>686406861
Yes it fucking does

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>>686410558

>>686404438
Keep at it. I've only done it to two girls myself, but after the first few times I came to love the taste. I'm dying for some more