>>686390526
terminally ill

>>686390526
small dick

>>686390526
>>686390526

means

infinite tax for government
infinite welfare for niggers
infinite housing for illegals

your superpower is shiart.

Mine is infinitely charming to any female I choose.

>>686390852
Females were once male

>>686390953
nice

>>686390526
possession

>>686390526
infinite inflation

Teleportation

>>686390852
If you have sex with the girl you charmed she immediately finds you repulsive the instant you penetrate her.

The a ability to teleport.

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>>686390953

>>686390852
you have no money

>>686391195
>>686391246
Samefag

>>686391195
each time you teleport your clothes stay at original destination leaving you completely naked

>>686391246
You can only teleport once a year

>>686390852
you always end up making her a child, so you have lots of children and of course have to contribute for their raising

>>686391195
you are also blind

>>686391342
Not even bruh

>>686390953

Damn you.

>>686391207

That makes it better.

>>686391195
>>686391246

Toilets are your wormholes.

>>686391246
every time you do your penis gets 1/8" shorter

My superpower is underwater breathing.

>>686391195
You can only travel up to 5 ft

>>686391531
Only for 1 second

>>686391467
Well, that powers dead

I can stop time. I can still move but everything else is frozen.

>>686391531
Only works with sewer water.

>>686391207
>rape still gets you out of virgin status.

>>686391531
you breath through your ass

>>686391195
You can not chose your destination.

>>686391684

lol

>>686391531
Only works when not underwater

>>686390526
Speed force usage

>>686391636
Time stops but only for things outside of the solar system.

>>686390526
Omnipotent

>>686391636
You age at 10 times the normal rate while time is frozen for you

>>686391636
you age 10x faster when stopping time

>>686390526
Flight

>>686391684
kek

>>686391636
When you stop time, everything is frozen forever leaving you in an empty abyss of nothing

>>686391636

Results in complete memory loss.

>>686391636
You age 10x as fast while time is stopped

>>686391829
Impotent.

>>686391636
>every time you do your penis gets 1/8" shorter

>>686391867
Aye lmao. This guys knows what's up

>>686391793
see this shit? this is why these threads are shit. because of faggots like you
anon said underwater breathing so it is fucking underwater you acoustic pillowbiter
fuck off

>>686391843
>>686391867
what is this sorcery

>>686391821
Your feet wear off to the bone

>>686391829
Only after you hit on your mom and for 3 seconds

>>686391867
>>686391843
>hivemind

2 creepy

Transform into anything by will

>>686392097
You have to stay in this form for a month.

my bones don't break

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>>686391684

>>686392097
You have to literally be next to a man named will

>>686392097
no matter what you turn into, you smell like dogshit. literal dog poop.

>>686392097

can never transform into any prior forms

>>686392097
Spend 24/7 attempting suicide.

>>686390526
but you're not allowed to spend any of it, including by proxy.
>>686391246
But only one inch at a time, once a week.
>>686391531
but only in kiddie pools, while in drag
>>686391636
but you have intense seizures during the duration of the freeze
>>686392097
Only if you know how to make it from raw materials.

>>686392226
But you can't get it up

>>686392226
but you have incurable leprosy

>>686392097
Your will gets weaker with each transformation until you finally kill yourself as the last transformation that took the last bit if your will

You will die a depressed potato.

>>686392226
bleed eternally

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>>686390526
Social justice warrior who can shift people to your side

>>686392226

Car companies kidnap and force you to act as crash test dummy.

>>686392097
Each time you want to shapeshift you need to eat the shit of the aninal/person you want to transform into

>>686392097
Can only transform into household items starting with the letter "K"

>>686392226
Your bone cells never die and will continue on over lapping each other making you to stiff to ever move again

>>686392341
jejejejeje

>>686392412
Defeats the purpose of transforming into anything, dawg

My ability is that I can fly, like Superman.

Mind control

I can manipulate the nervous system of other people

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>>686392408
good one

>>686392535
You have to be naked to fly.

>>686392535
Can never land

>>686390526

tiny, tiny hands

Phasing through objects

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>>686392408

>>686392541
Can only control your own mind.

The ability to cure any disease or sickness.

>>686392593
What ever you do to them happens to you.

>>686392535
but only if you're listening to that song by The Kinks

>>686392680
only works on niggers

>>686392541
the other person has to control your mind first

>>686392665
lose your clothes when you do

>>686392680
you become very stressed by doing this, so it's a shitball getting bigger when you try to cure your stress

>>686392680
But you suffer the non-fatal symptoms of the sickness/disease

Invisibility

>>686392680
Someone else gets the disease you cure from yourself and you get the diseases you cure from someone else.

>>686392643
Your penis is smaller

>>686392680
By getting it yourself, and you can't cure yourself

>>686392593
Only works on while a knife is in your lungs

>>686392665
Fall through the ground every time.

>>686392892
Only invisible when no one is there.

>>686392680
The illness gets transfered to you. (you feel the full effects for a week and then absorb it)

>>686392696
I'm going to give so many strangers orgasms

I can be OP and not be a faggot

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>>686390526
Ability to commit mass genocide.

>>686392892
Fluids lose invisibility once outside your skin

>>686392892
even when you're not invisible

>>686392892
Only around blind people

>>686390526
In the form of food stamps

>>686392680
You have the ability, but hate everyone so you never use your power. This makes you suicidally ill.

super strength

>>686393042
You are banned from posting

>>686393063
my nigga

>>686393048
Have to kill yourself like a coward afterwards

>>686393042
All your threads are derailed to trap

>>686393104
Only while on the moon.

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>>686392241

>>686393048
have to kill your self after

>>686393104
no bones

>>686393104
but also a transgender

>>686393104
But have no sexual organ, kek

>>686393153
suck shit

>>686390526
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>>686393104
Your dick rips off every time you jack off

>>686393274
what the fuck thats the most gay shit ever

>>686393293
zozozozozozozoz

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>>686393104
but when you see what you consider an attractive woman
your strength is reduced to that of a toddler

>>686393375
just dont

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>>686393063

manipulate people through the use of pheromones

>>686393104
But autistic.....so thats normal.

>>686392304
>Only if you know how to make it from raw materials

Shit, I'd still take it

Can enlarge or shrink my erect cock to any length/girth at will

>>686393409
al least you wont rip her in half with your dick

>>686393196
>>686393246
totally fine with it

>>686393459
You also attract an enormous quantity of insects that stick to you all the time

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>>686390526
That's not a super power you fuck.

>>686393459
piss and shit pants every time you use your power

>>686392226
They never stop growing either

You have bone cancer m8

>>686390526
Who are you, Janet Yellen?

>>686393459
Those pheromones come into the form of rancid farts and every time you use them painful liquid shit seeps out of your ass.

>>686393595
you always cum after 5 seconds

>>686393459
smell like shit

>>686393595
Cock never gets hard unless a transgenered non binary anti cis male bites your cock.

>>686390780
I have that superpower!

Turns out it just makes you want to die.

>>686393595
Only when another guy is present.

>>686393595
unable to cum.

I can regrow lost body parts.

>>686392892
Except for your ballsack.

>>686393743
Worth it

>>686393595
Only works when fucking a male

Can jump 300 feet in the air

>>686392811
underrated

>>686393849
New parts are always black

>>686393849
You go into a coma for 10 years when this happens.

>>686393849
but as a nigger

>>686390852
You are gay

>>686393925
You can only land on your face

>>686393925
You have weak bones.

>>686393925
Cant land from that jump though.

>>686393849
but they grow back half the size each time

>>686391878
only after giving a homeless man a rimjob

>>686393925
Diarrhea during jump

>>686393925
break legs every time

>>686393849
ages normally. so if you cut off your hand it will be a baby hand for a couple of years

>>686393849
But you can only do this by redistributing mass from another part of your body.

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>>686394095
kek
>take my strong hand

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One for all

>>686392994
best burglar in town.

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>>686394113

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>>686394246

I have Spidey senses.

>>686393849
It grows back with a random deformity

The ability to turn people to stone

Peter Petrelli powers from heroes

>>686394011
under rated

>>686394347
You're a spider

>>686394385
confirmed nig nog

>>686394365
but a loved one dies everytime

>>686391878
Only works when inside a plane.

>>686394347
and a full body spandex suit that you can't get off

>>686394365
You have to chew on ten handfuls of sand to activate it

>>686394268
Asian penis

>>686394466
I don't have love ones anon

>>686393048
have to lead an invasion of russia during winter

the ability to shape shift into Danny Dorito at will

>>686394365
can never look at your own reflection

>>686392388
Fat

>>686394605
confirmed weeb

>>686394666
Its a one way permanent change.

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>>686394605
im sorry anon

>>686394666
>Danny Dorito

That's your drawback anon

>>686394365
But you become the last man on Earth.

>>686394666
will get eaten instantly

also, checked. hail satan

>>686394666
Sometimes malfunctions and you tranform only to a dorito

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>>686394722
Dubs of truth

>>686394666
You can only digest doritos. You suffer the health consequences of exclusively eating doritos, or suffer terrible diarrhea and vomiting when eating anything else

>>686392535
Only if you are in a tunnel.

>>686392593
But your asshole is inverted.

>>686394707
kek
so simple, yet so hilarious

>>686394929
See i dont lie

>>686390526
>Can only spend at 7-11

>>686391246
>Can't predict destination

>>686391878
>Only vertical. And upwards. No controlled falls.

>>686392226
You have no skin.

>>686392680
But you get electrocuted even though you were just trying to take it back.

>>686393042
Can only post on reddit.

>>686393459
Can only use by area of effect.

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>>686394801
I see no drawback

Wolverine style regeneration superpower

>>686390852
Every woman wants to bear your children, who will be as charming as you, making every woman want to bear their children, etc. Then the pretty will make children with the pretty, (tfw no gf for us others) and after a while your grand*x children will be more attractive than you because natural selection.

>>686392529
Can never go back to something you've already been>>686392097

I can get whatever I want by snapping my fingers

My super power is to teleport to the star wars universe and live life as a bounty hunter.

>>686395176
enlarged heart

>>686395283
then you can't use it because of course you don't have any finger left

>>686390526
No parents

>>686395176
Only works 5 hours after getting hurt

>>686395283
no thumbs

>>686395292
Sarlaac for you bud

>>686395283
If you ask for something without snapping your fingers or if you fail at snapping correctly all your fingers break

>>686395176
Regenerated parts turn into nigger parts.

>>686395292
You get killed hunting a bounty...dub..

>>686395176
covered in body hair that grows back instantly

>>686395176
The pain is felt 1,000,000,000x worse from what it would normally feel.

>>686395292
However you are acompanied by Jar-Jar

>>686391553

thats cool, you would still be able to use it to move quite fast and you could jump though any wall

>>686392892
Doesn't work when you have an erection

>>686395283
have to say what you want, and you have tourettes

>>686392053
Fucking Brutal
I'd choose Magneto's powers

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>>686395555

>>686395292
worse aim than a stormtrooper

Have Goku's power

>>686395671
Can't turn powers off.

>>686395561
You have rendered this power completely useless.

>>686395555
rekt by quads

I can rollback time

>>686395671
Can only control paper instead of metal

>>686395292
You teleport there just as that universe is ending. Like its literally ending a minute after you get there.

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>>686390526
>infinite money
Batman doesn't have super powers, Bruce. Deal with it.

>>686395776
Everyone hates you and you wish for death eternally.

>>686395671
you're blind

>>686395836
You age the amount of time you rewind

>>686395841
Fucking sick origami skills

>>686395555
quads dont lie

>>686395836
You can only roll back in increments of 10000 years.

>>686395671
The iron in your blood moves rapidly when using your power causing friction and heat, making your blood boil to evaporation.

the power to have whatever power i want without any setbacks

I think i'd like to just live a mellow lifestyle working at a dead-end job at a bar, making people drunk as fuck

>>>/faq/

>>686395111
Checked

>>686395836
you get unbirthed, but your age doesn't regress

>>686396004
Jesus christ I just wanted to fix little things here and there not get eaten by a fucking dinosaur

>>686391401
Who gives a fuck, you can teleport

>>686391636
ZA WARUDO

Restrict this, my superpower would be i can speak and understand every language i want.

>>686395397
You are placed in a foster home where you are viciously raped every day, at least 16 times by the janitor.

>>686396024
Except now you're gay

Become a celestial cosmic entity, negating all negative abilities to beneficial ones.

/thread, you can never stop me

>>686396024
You have the power to have the power without setbacks, but you don't have any actual powers outside of this.

>>686396024
but you have the gay

>>686396161
other people cant understand you

>>686396024
you're no longer human. In fact, you're no longer sentient, just a conciousness

>>686392185
i could live with that

>>686396161
No tongue

>>686396044
You get shitty tips and contemplate suicide.

>>686396161
they ignore everything said by you.

>>686396024
The power you chose won't have setbacks but your initial power to choose powers will.

Therefore you can only choose a power every 10,000 years and you have aids

>>686396044
but then you have a super power and now you HAVE to save the city every day. too bad anon.