Facepucci
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Facepucci
>>686388271
Come over so I can make you spaghetti
>>686388730
where do you live
>>686388974
Michigan
Hi people
>>686389037
i'm kentuck, so maybe one day.
CHEESE GRATER
>>686389497
Truly a timeless classic.
why does it take so long to McFucking shave your own body?
>>686389840
because body hair is evil
>>686389840
Because it was never nature's intention.
>>686388081
i had this realization 2day where the woman is properly self-relational being able to create the body as a copy or something. like for instance part of the equation for people gaining intelligence and hightened states of consciousness has to do with feet necessitating a ground to stand. not necessarily the ground being there to actually have life be existing on but the reason for motion plays a big role in evolutionary advantage or something. do you follow? like cause and effect have smaller subsystems of karma, talking and such being a metaphysical sort of engine so to speak to the language barrier, and your car engine pushes to the ground a lot of purpose or something. to the extent where the car needs something to push on in order to actually drive. so it's the mutuality or necessitated duality or idk paws r fun or what the heck
>>686388308
fuck you
>>686389840
Nair, baby. Shit is magical.
>>686389745
I know you love me <3
>>686389913
neither was peen in butt
>>686389899
well it is red
>>686390046
Can't argue with that.
>>686390046
only if you're a redhead
>>686389978
not when the top 8 layers of skin burn off with it
>>686389840
it doesn't.
>>686390046
>neither was peen in butt
If god didn't want us getting fucked in the butt he wouldn't have put the male g-spot there.
>>686390108
I identify as daywalker
BUTT FUCK
>>686390214
it does when I have shitty tools and sensitive skin
>>686390221
>g-spot
>prostate
>k
>>686390338
i use a beard trimmer because razors arent really worth it.
>>686389840
>Very little bodyhair masterrace
>>686389978
But no.
>>686390427
I mean obviously I use a trimmer, butt it heats up and starts tearing skin
>>686390427
I haven't trimmed my beard in two weeks. It's gonna tickle.
>>686390511
>>Very little bodyhair masterrace
I'm actually insanely jealous.
>>686390511
must be nice
>>686390534
get a different trimmer
>>686390555
i love it
>>686390708
don't make it sound so easy
Evening all
>>686390708
Gonna tickle his kissing hole with it.
>>686390855
hello shark person
>>686390613
>>686390706
I only get hair around the strategic areas as well as a very light tuft in the middle of my chest and a snail trail.
>>686390855
Geyshark
>>686390773
it's pretty easy, honestly
>>686390907
what about the other hole
>>686391233
>>686391239
Heya
>>686391311
N-no you
>>686391471
Maybe the other one if I feel like it.
>>686391633
i cant imagine you wont
fgsfghfghdf
>>686391477
Wait, im not a shark.
>>686392222
Can't argue with quads I guess
But I was saying you were the gay one not the shark one
>>686392131
I really don't know.
Just have to see where the bedroom takes us.
>>686392560
good luck, intrepid explorers
>>686392405
Untrue, I like grurls too they just dont like me.
>>686392633
I mean so do I but I'm still gay
>>686392616
I just realized I need to get supplies for the journey
>>686392858
I suppose, how are you bbycakes?
>>686393138
That drawing is actually pretty cute
And I am alright, out for summer, working mostly
>the feeling when you looked like a bear at 16
>>686393027
what supplies?
some bears are ok
>>686393268
ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ
I work all the time, I dont like summer much though.
>>686393749
Lube and condoms.
>>686389976
Fuck me.
>>686393846
ʸ⁻ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ
Gets too warm out there?
Pucci, you say?
>>686394092
Being next to two big ass lakes makes summers humid. It can be tolerable certain days, its nice being by the lake during then.
not here to talk, here's some cute dudes tho
enjoy small dump
>>686394493
I'd imagine hopping into the nice cool water on a hot day is real nice
>>686395048
It would, but I dont swim much these days.
>>686395368
I need to get back into swimming. Or some form of exercise.
>>686395727
Yeah, you'd look great.
>>686396077
I could slim down more and get some definition. Then take more pics and stuff
>>686395195
Damn that is cute as hell. Redrusker always manages to hit every spot for me.
>>686396077
hngggg I love pics like this
dead eye-to-eye contact
>>686396953
I have a simultaneous love / hate for those pics.
They're gorgeous and make me feel fuzzy, but then I remember that I don't have anyone I can share a moment like that with so it bums me out a little.
>>686397702
:\ hm. now I kinda feel the same way.
bummer
Idk, that pic is pretty hot/cute still
I know you're in here Garrett Fike
no i am steve
i am a buy named sue
No, I'm Sparticus!
whatre you fuckin gay?
>>686400232
what'you fucking faggot?
