YLYL Thred frends
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i really really like this image
>>686382524
yep. this and tumblr jokes / vines
>>686383656
Jesus Christ.
Cool, I love cancer.
One of my favorites.
>>686383656
What am I looking at? What are the red circles supposed to indicate? I don't even
>>686384444
checked
>>686384735
Honestly I don't have a clue, I found it online and then someone posted the pictures afterwards.
>>686384444
Checkd and thats the first time ive ever laughed at this meme
>>686385526
TOP KEK
>>686384568
this is actually funny. saved.
>>686383936
this one always gets me
>>686386040
This guy looks like the 'That is not my bush baby' guy.
Don't have the pic for reference tho
>>686384568
>>686386040
I know his feels. NEVER drink water in a third world nation while on business.
>>686386556
Got me
>>686384927
Wow, that was cancerous. Thanks for posting.
>>686382600
lost
it took me a second
>>686386480
Lol, did that horse just eat a chick?
>>686386040
I always wondered how public washrooms got covered in shit this explained so much
>>686384927
This actually stresses me out. I often feel as if people are intentionally fucking with my head. because how fucking dumb can the average person be.
Obviously that wouldnt happen in real life probably, but as soon as its NOT a crisis situation, people become complete morons or act as if they are morons to avoid accountability for anything.
I genuinely became the cranky old man blaming the new generation, and im only 26. I fucking despise millennials.
>>686381682
Already lost. Fuck.
>>686386556
>not naming the file teabagging
>>686383526
Lost
>>686387534
I fucking lost, but that rope is hanging way too low to be effective
>>686387534
I have no sauce kiddo.
>>686386040
dipper-goes-to-taco-bell.webm
>>686386040
>white people humour
>>686381682
nsəp
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. SUDDENLY, HE CRIED OUT, "WHAT'S THAT AMAZING SMELL?" THEN A GROSSLY
>>686383656
i have a strange feeling that this is a sex toy
>>686387427
kek. break his fucking pelvis using rape fu.
>>686387940
hahah I am cumm
yesssss very hott big booty ;))
I cummm :DD
oh yesss very hot I like ;))
my penis very errect 8)
>>686388092
>calling out white people
>spelling it humour
>>686388211
lost
>>686383915
I don't speak huttese
>>686387148
kek... ahh such a good movie
>>686381769
Oh shit waddup!
>>686386556
Ahh this makes me so proud of my wonderful country...
>>686387364
source?
>>686388418
Lost
>>686388033
>I would know.
>>686386980
this one just pisses me off
>>686386480
>>686386853
Large herbivores, such as cows, horses, and deer in particular, will often consume smaller animals when suffering from mineral deficiencies. To make your realization even more unsettling, not only did that horse eat that chick, it ate it for its bones.
>>686388211
>The ass was fat
>>686387148 you shot marvin in the face
>>686388033
not if he plans on dressing like batman and jacking off while being choked
>>686388882
That's awesome!
The more you know.
>>686381769
oh shit gudbye
>>686388569
i whip muh slaves back and forth
>>686388051
>>686388569
>tfw I've been waiting for a shit-storm for people realizing that I use iFaggot and no one peeped a word.
I'm too cucked for this world, sometimes I wish I could be an hero.
>>686388033
wrong kinda knot also, needs to be a running knot
>>686388792
haha, where'd you find this one, anon?
>>686388147
>not finishing it with "i guarantee it"
>>686382071
Best part is, it actually does this.
>>686383915
I opened this while I had this playing in another tab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x72w_69yS1A
>>686387282
But you are a millennial.
>>686387282
It's just a sketch, don't have such a whipper-snapper infested lawn about it.
>>686388153
abortion tool
>>686389152
But we're not making fun of black people. I have a friend that's white, so it's okay.
>>686389332
26 = "generation x"
>>686385526
Look disturbingly similar to my grandma.
For some reason the idea that my grandpa has a wrinkly old penis and ballsack bothers me less than the idea of granny's vagina.
>>686388817
>Except raccoons are cute and don't bomb the people who feed them.
>>686381682
I lost scrolling through the catalog and seeing this.
top kek
>>686389070
That's fucked up m8
>>686389152
White people are oppressed by blacks.
>>686389598
The Harvard Center uses 1965 to 1984 to define Gen X so that Boomers, Xers, and Millennials "cover equal 20-year age spans"
>>686386040
I came.
>>686388569
>iFunny
Go to bed, kid. The adults are posting.
>>686382600
i don't get it
>>686389598
Generation x stops in the early 80s.
Not saying I agree, I'm 28 and definitely share little in common with millennials, just letting you know the parameters.
>>686388211
Cumz to thick mushroom?
>>686383936
I can stomach alot of stuff on 4chan but thats not cool.
>>686381682
>>686387291
Fuck UK, in Finland it's the other way around... also could add Sweden and the Baltic
>>686388882
Díd I actually just learned something on /b?
>>686386980
I don't get it. Is it because it didn't come with all those kids?
>>686382524
YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
>>686382600
lost hard
>>686389948
Neeewwwfaaaaaggg
>>686386776
>changes the large title from 'LUMP' to 'TRUMP'
>leaves the 'LUMP' on the podium
>>686388033
You just couldn't hold back your autism, could you.
>>686389761
The idea of you thinking about that bothers me, faggot.
>>686383703
Lost
>>686382600
Yes!
>>686389935
You have brought purpose back to my life once again anon. Read my post with the dog-fucker.
>>>686389070
>>686389898
Nah m8. I'd definitely rather be white.
>>686390270
I don't think most people actively think about it.
But every once in a while the thought pops in your mind.
Especially when you hear your grandparents having sex.
>>686390118
It looks way bigger on the box
>>686388450
what movie?
>>686389598
No. You're gen y and gen y are millenials. You can hate that you're grouped in with retards though. It's okay, I'm grouped in with you. I missed being gen X by a year. Facts are facts.
>>686390035
Believe it or not they all look like that when they are born. That kid was probably just fine.
I know because I helped deliver my four kids.
I have four kids
>euthanize me
>>686390113
An illusion
>>686389948
because you're new and have not followed the rules of lurking before posting. A crime punishable by a permaban in the golden days. Kindly leave now. The exit is here (9gag.com)
>>686390219
gotta lurk more
>>686390553
I would have left him wondering.
>>686389948
Lurk moar
>>686387364
One of her tits is trying to squeeze out the bottom of her dress
I think this is a good image to show your friend of what they can expect at the best of /b/.
>>686390681
This.
Fuck of to 9gag you goddamn summerfag piece of shit.
>>686386556
got me.
>>686390681
I'm not that guy, but I'll admit I'm pretty new in the sense I've only been around for like 4 years instead of a decade or more. Done quite a bit of lurking before I posted. Made some genuine mistakes like not understand dubs in the earliest days, but learned from those mistakes.
Can't say I ever really picked up on that meme though.
>>686386480
Falling over laughing!!!!
>>686382524
oh hey is this a cringe thread?
>>686390904
I can't believe I almost forgot about shitting dick nipples. Ah the good old days
>>686390904
you should leave quick.
you're not welcome in this place. please hurry before the others notice.
>>686391030
Case in point.
Lurk moar.
>>686388101
God damn it, fucking lost
>>686391137
The ride never ends bucko
I haven't looked at this image in like a year so I'm not sure what kinda beta shit it will be.
>>686391140
It's kind of dead so lurking won't help much.
I'd have to do full-on research.
>>686389898
This is true in New Zealand
Still, I'd never want to be a nigger
fresh fucking OC for you bitches
>>686391320
Holy fuck, faggots
Abandon ship:
>>686388167
>>686388101
Please tell me there is a video
>>686387364
wtf sauce
>>686386040
Taco bell...not even once.
>>686384927
commercial/10. Take your cancer to reddit
>>686386480
damn nature...you scary
>>686386480
Horse looked kinda thin.
>>686384927
Bernie supporters stood up
>>686391353
so this is what it feels to completely destroy someones hopes and dreams... it doesn't feel as good as I thought it would feel
>>686382524
Upvote! Karma 2 u op. lel. downvotez 2 all i desagree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>686390035
then you probably shouldnt be here, cuck faggot
>>686391486
I still don't get it.
>>686388101
The god damn eyes. They got me. Hahaha
>>686383746
Underrated post
>>686384568
fucking lost
>>686386040
too many IPAs
>>686392565
newfgs need to lurk moar
>>686391654
I'm op and I'm offended.
>>686389948
>>2016
Being this new lool
nigga
>>686387282
You're a millennial, moron. I'm 29 and I'm a millennial as well
>2016
>not even into millennialling
>>686389809
>except
do you know what this word means? The video is showing racoons being more polite than the cunts in the top picture. So your statement doesn't make any fucking sense at all
>>686382600
Some things newfags will never understand
>>686387282
full blown autism
>>686391320
Notice the part where he cuts out all the applause from everyone, because I was too ashamed to show that 4chan fucktards are on par with 9gaggers.
4chan and /b/ is just the Deep South of the internet; no different than other shitty parts of the world, except people here think they are superior anyway.
>>686388792
Hot maymay anon
>>686389898
only in terms of freedom of speech, personal safety, and welfare entitlements. Check your privelege
>>686388092
>>686388092
That's not white people humor, that's edgy 5th grader faggot humor.
>>686395218
We were. until all these fucking newfags started coming by the boatload after chanoligy...
>>686387282
damn, dude; you're a millennial.
it's not like anything older is any better, but stop labeling things - you end up looking like a dumbass.
>>686387067
Pope is for catholic retards, dont get it twisted
Dan is from raids you fucking faggots. I bet only a few people remember giga puddy and that makes me sick
>>686396409
somebody didn't get the joke.
retard...
>>686383717
this was a good one back 6 years ago.
You know /b/ is shit when jisus doesnt even show
>>686382600
FUCKING LOST
I REMEMBER THAT SHIT
>>686392526
Fucking Lost
>>686383703
Lost
https://youtu.be/adQDL5irRvg
Wuts this video mean?
>>686390904
how do i find that pic of Chultu fucking black elf?
>>686384444
it will be better if it said husband daughter
>>686383936
holy fucking shit
>>686383656
its a crack pipe
>>686384466
Lost but I don't know why.
>>686387427
ayy lmao at him
>>686389070
which side is his penis on?
>>686397722
Then adjust your sonichu pendant.
>>686387282
Kek Edgelord
>>686387282
>generalizing millennials
Fuck you, it's because the shitty ones spend all their time on the Internet circlejerking their libtard views and cancer that make the rest of us look bad
>>686386040
>>686389293
I hade these two open at the same time and it made me smile.
normally that poop wouldnt be funny at all.
>>686389948
Newfag
>>686387067
pedophiles, bank thiefs or terrorist*
>>686388253
They bought this house specifically to troll the westbro Baptist Church across the street
>>686388817
I'm too busy lookin at them tittays
>>686387364
fuck. lost at head turn. don't look at this
>>686389070
Fuck you, fuck your whore momma, fuck your gay ass shit, fuck your whitey bang busted ass and fuck everything you believe in.
Why the factual fuck would you fucking post that shit?
>>686393990
Are you fucking retarded?
>>686382524
make a movie out of this
/tv/ would direct it
>>686386246
Omg he does..
>>686396531
I didn't find Puddi from 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4
>fucking chinks
>>686394678
newfag detected
>>686397988
yeah bc cuckservatives have really advanced civilization with their greedy money grubbing and deregulation and their bulls hit religion. dumbass
>>686387796
that's some reddit tier shit their, anon.
>>686386480
Didn't think I could dislike horses more than I already did.
Fucking retarded-ass animals.
>>686381769
I still don't get the humor behind dat boi
>>686383915
Fat chicks need love too
>>686388882
thank mr skeltal
>>686386980
the best part is they didnt even bother to photoshop the grass too
>>686384444
Faye Regan?
>>686387796
9gag is here
>>686393609
.... and starring the legendary roots crew!
>>686397549
U on that lev
