>>686377363
Only while on /b/

>>686377363
Immortal but you don't stop aging

>>686377363
Intense, constant suicidal thoughts

Telekinetic power to physically control all aspects of cinnamon

>>686377816
But only when around someone attempting the cinnamon challenge

>>686377363
No penis.

Complete immunity to disease

The ability to get dubs at any time

>>686378317
Always have an annoying cough

>>686378454
But noone ever sees your dubs and comments about them.

>>686378454
Can never get anything higher

The power to do anything at any time

>>686378454
Ability only works for the third Quoted posting

>>686379102
No interest in doing anything

>>686379102
While also doing something you hate.

The ability to remove myself from space and time and re-enter

>>686379102
Only applies when on planets other than Earth.

>>686379250
But I have the power to develop interests

>>686379333
But you're a nigger.

>>686379333
You always renter at the worst moment of your life

>>686379406
But I have the ability to do anything
Including go to other planets and not die

>>686377363
A man who controls milk blocks off your neural pathways, causing you to go comatose

>>686379496
Yeah. ONLY when not on Earth, dumbass

>>686379520
>Misfits

>>686379496
But you're a nigger

>>686379102

You don't have control over what happens

>>686379333
When outside of spacetime you reside on the elemental plane of minor annoyances, where nothing is quite right e.g. you constantly stub your toe, everything smells vaguely of farts, any gravy you try to make will always go lumpy, etc.

>>686379415
But you're not interested in making that happen.

>>686379735
This is actual hell, not just some plane.

>>686379642
So I just have to get a weather balloon and a space suit

>>686377363
Your limit is immortality, you have to watch all your loved ones, friends and family die as you live on, just to make new friends and do it again, until eventually you learn to stop making friends and live a solitary life

>>686377363
But You still die.

>>686379718
I have the ability to un-niggerify myself
>Truly the most powerful ability of all

>>686377363
I have the power to rule the world entirely. No rebel risings, absolute military power, etc

>>686379877
That's not really limiting it as much as it is completely canceling it out

>>686379838
Immortal, but you exist only in 3 year old's imaginations.

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Web shooting

>>686379912
You get to pick one, not all.
Fucking nigger.

>>686379824
You'd have to get to another planet. He did say when ON other planets

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>>686380038

>>686379838
i would have said only if balls deep in a brony

>>686379933
Everyone constantly despises you, not to the point of uprising, but on the verge of it, the world is falling apart, because people fuck with your shit the time because they hate you so much

>>686380038
But it doesn't work at all.

>>686379933

You're the only person on the world

>>686380214
??????

>>686380118
>One
>All
>Arbitrary definitions of what a single power is
>Omnipotence fits in to one word

Separation is an illusion nigger

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ability to control symbiote without any ill effects to my mental or physical health.
no weaknesses to extremes

>>686380185
Not very good; I want to watch the world burn

>>686379933
The world you are on is the moon.

>>686380038
But you don't know how to shot it

Able to see the future of events just by thinking of the action performed.

>>686380367
>>686380242
These two are cheeky little cunts.

>>686380322
You become a retarded block of cheese.

>>686380379
damn
well how do i shot web?

>>686380414
All actions are things that result in bad things happening to you.

>>686380322
you cant control the raging boner the symbiote is eternally jamming up your ass

to have godlike powers

Superpower:
>My penis can become erect

>>686380322
Eventually, over time, because the symbiote realizes it dosent affect you, it eventually abandons you and will eternally hunt you down

The ability to witness these dubs

>>686380554
Only while aids infested niggers rape you.

>>686379461
Kek

>>686380550
They dont work.

>>686380554
but only for your wife!

>>686380554
while only thinking gay stuff

>>686380322
Spawn is now real and wants to kill you
>Nigga you dead

>>686380586
But no one else can see the dubs.

>>686380673
god damn it

>>686380550
They only work on things half your size

>>686380554
Your dick is still half an inch long

>>686380673
...
get out of the thread you autistic moron

>>686380550
The god that your powers are based off of has no powers.

I can control my own place in time, forwards or backwards, without it affecting my age, physical wellbeing, or mental sanity

>>686379933
Shit just noticed my dubs checkem

the ability to read.

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>>686380673
>>686380482
>>686380214
>>686379877

>>686380322
You can only use it or one hour at a imw nd every other time you use it, it has the opposite effects
Ie negative effects on physical and mental health, weaknesses to anything

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The ability to manipulate marsupials

>>686380969
but then how would he be a god in the first place?

>>686380974
The power goes away after you use it once, leaving you trapped in the new time

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>>686380038
Only from your dick after pumping it.

>>686380974
but you have to be matt smith?

>>686380974
Can only use powers once, and only during christmas.

>>686381026
You can only read cereal boxes

>>686380974
Will never be remembered and can never be acknowledged by those in the parallel dimensions that you visit.

>>686381026
sdf sdfsdg sdagrjp oijiu okij i uygytu jh

>>686380974
But you die everytime you do it.

>>686381081
They will always try to eat your face when you stop manipulating them, and you cannot tell them to kill themselves

>>686381073
These dumb niggers who just dont understand the game

Just saying "Hurr durr it doesn't work" isnt the fucking point
You are meant to cleverly change the context to make the powers useless or bad

Just saying "Lol they dont work" or "It kills you" makes you a retard

>>686381082
How he got there has nothing to do with the power he yields. Maybe his dad died.

>>686381081
You become a screwdriver.

>>686381081

Marsupials are immune to manipulation

the ability to not be a fag.

>>686379333
but you can only do so in order to get more repeating digits

The power to make people like me

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The power expand dong whenever I please.

>>686379520
kek

>>686381394
Only when there are no screws within a mile of you.

>>686381429
But you still get on 4chan.

>>686381446
there is no limit because youre a retard so therefore the clones are retards

>>686381478
Dong is a chinese man that you don't even know and will likely never meet

>>686381446
You have to Kill yourself.

>>686381446
except it only works on young kids and fbi agents

>>686381141
>>686381183
Fuck, I mean forwards and backwards, implying I can do it more than once
>>686381221
Nice one
>>686381254
You're retarded

>>686381478
You're a one pump chump

I am God of our universe
beat this faggots.
>protip: you cant

>>686381620
That is excellent

>Get to chill with kids
>FBI don't get suspicious because they like me

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>>686377363
You're immortal only when there's a cock in your mouth, but you can deflect bullets and shit.

>>686381478
only other peoples dongs

>>686381429
Ants constantly bite you.

>>686381312

The ability to make this guy not so butt hurt

>>686381719
but when you reveal your powers you lose them

>>686381719
You die and can no longer have powers.

>>686381719
That has it's own drawback built in
>You don't actually fucking exist

>>686381719
You died almost 2000 years ago

>>686381719
You exist only in people's imaginations.
Kinda like the 'real' one.

You can Browse /b/.

>>686381932
>>686381949
>>686381954
wew

>>686381719
Everyone is an atheist

>>686381578
kek'd

>>686381993
drawback: you browse /b/

The ability to talk to animals

>>686381993
You're still a beta cuck

>>686382099
they don't talk back. ever.

>>686381780
but he's to dumb to figure out what you're sayin and he brings you down to his level and beats you with exp

>>686381932
>>686381954
Good
>>686381949
>>686381855
>>686381832
fucking horrible uninstall windows

>>686382114
So nothing changed huh.

>>686382099
They don't want to talk to you.

>>686382099
This is easy, animals all hate you, except for humans, and animals you had a strong bond with before you got the power

You become a truckdriver.

I have the capability to create every person's greatest fear in the flesh.

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The power to change skin tones at any given moment, even to extremes, like a chameleon.

>>686382099
but not people

>>686382286
I don't see how thats a power but, ok.

>>686382099
any animal you talk to can now talk to other humans.

>>686382369
It's not, just a dream of mine.

>>686382291
You have to lose a body part as a sacrifice.

>>686382291
along with theirs yours is also created

>>686382310
This seems like a "using it kills you" limit, but it makes sense

The more you use it, the higher your chance to develop skin cancer

>>686382286
you have to drive the truck with your high heels on

able to give people cancer.

>>686382310
until you run out of suntan oil

Teleportation. I displace everything around me quickly when I arrive at my new destination, so no arriving in the middle of the wall or problems with teleporting into air.

>>686382310
Whenever you change skin tones the song Dancing on the Ceiling by Lionel Ritchie starts playing at a volume of around 5000 decibels for an hour.

>>686382440
dream on Anon, dream on

>>686382562
You get the exact same type of cancer that you give

>>686382562
You're a 4chan user.

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The ability to get dubs whenever I want

>>686382310

Everyone sees thermal radiation

>>686382562
only except it's crabs

>>686382647
Only while underwater.

>>686382667
If you do it too much you'll explode

You can Die at any time you'd like.

>>686382562

you have to do it by coming up with shitposts. people get a higher tolerance over time so you will have to expend tons of effort to make shitposts

I own a warship capable of destroying planets, with assloads of food, water, ammo, and a map of all planets. Also have a FTL drive and a crew.

You can manipulate the thought of others to your will

>>686382667
you always arrive in farts

>>686382761
nobody ever checks em

no need to take a break between orgasms.

>>686382667
So what, if you accidentally do teleport into something solid, it explodes?

>you cannot control your teleportation
>at all
>where you go, and when you go is 100% random.
>you teleport at least once a year, but never two days in a row.

>>686382667
There is a 24h cooldown.

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>>686380579
Doesn't work like that in the comics, but this ain't the fucking comics

>>686382562
the more you use your power, the more you lose control over it. i.e. the more you use it, the more likely you'll incancerate a loved one

>>686382895
You can no longer orgasm.

>>686382860

No fuel

>>686382667
Everyone else has the power to know what you are going to do before you do it.

>>686382895

you're a woman

>>686382865
people immediately dismiss those thoughts as being stupid.

>>686380717
Hey my friends dad made the character spawn haha

>>686382860
There are no planets left
Your crew are all rabbits

>>686382860
you forgot the key and its lost in a blackhole

>>686382865
People always just shrug off the strange thoughts

>>686377497id take this rather then true immortality but if the aging we little slower

>>686383020
Cheeky cunt I forgot ;(

>>686382667

Every time you teleport a random loved one burns to death.

>>686382816
If you ever want to, you become temporarily invulnerable, but still feel the full pain of any random way the iniverse chooses to try and kill you

to live in a harem anime

>>686383066
keked

>>686382860
You have no fuel for the warship, and none exists.

>>686378454
Only on /mlp/

>>686379933
you have constant and chronic diarrhea

Immortal until I decide to take my own life

>>686383086
>implying it has a key

>>686383056
Your friends dad is Todd McFarlane? You lucky nigger
Suck his cock on my behalf

>>686383206
absolute retard

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>>686382874
Oh yeah. Check these repeating digits fags ↑

You can do anything.

You are an OP that is not a faggot

>>686383226
You succumb to crushing depression as soon as you surpass the average lifespan

>>686383201
its a janky bootleg and the girls are all fucked up cause bad copy

telescoping penis

>>686383223
have crew build a shitter in mein chair

>>686383226
You are stuck in a coma with the only power, to take your own life.

>>686383337
But you no longer exist.

>>686383226
you smell like shit and no one wants to be around you

>>686383337

But you choose not to

>>686383422
stupid nigger alert

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>>686383358
but you suck cocks

>>686380322
you became transexual

>>686383247
fine then it gets stripped by space niggers and left on floating space cinder blocks. happy?

>>686383289
Will do, I'm going to Phoenix comic con next week with him so I'll let him know anon

>>686383387
Your penis can fall off

>>686383473
some people have no sense of smell
not that bad

Guys, the limitations have to actually be relevant to the power.

A random bad thing isn't very clever

I can make women do what ever I want them to

>>686383086
The crew hates you, and mutinys

>>686383555
>Check'd
I have cannons and shit. Space niggers = easy target

you die in a month.

>>686383597
better not open your mouth then you'll taste it

>>686383358
Even though you are an OP that isn't a faggot, everyone that you know in real life hates you and wishes that you were dead.

>>686383653
They can do the same to you

>>686383653
You already have that power. The limitation is that you don't have the balls to try

My superpower is comfort. I live comfortably without having to work. All of my bills are always paid. I may work in any field I enjoy or take classes. I live wherever I choose and enjoy the company of close friends who never want me for my money, given that I live comfortably with a simple lifestyle

>>686381719
you cannot live among humans anymore

>>686383694
That is not a superpower, but fuck it.

The drawback is that you get reincarnated as yourself, with no memories at all

>>686383653
Only works while you are both playing basketball.

>>686377363
>immortality

You never ever EVER die! Everyone you know and love turns to dust.The pointlessness of life never ends. you question if saving people is even worth it. for you want to die so badly. Watching those you would have saved die horrific deaths. You watch on with jealousy and rage. you become your own worst enemy. Crumbling to your knees you pray for death. Death has shunned you, rejected you. But she will let you watch as others are accepted so easy into the sweet relaxing tender cares of death's motherly embrace. While you are left shivering and unloved in the coldness and struggle of life. for no matter how bad it gets, how tired you are there is no eternal rest for thee.

>>686377497
As the Greek legends say, this is what created the first grasshopper

>>686383558
Shit nigger, if I could trade lives with you.
That man created one of the best comic book characters of all time, and he know neil fucking gaiman who helped him do it.

I just hope you know what an OG your friends dad is

>>686383653
Only works on women related to you

>>686383387

It cannot extend, only retract.

>>686383653

They will only do it if you put a ring on it

>>686383738
The authorities are highly suspicious of you

>>686383653
Afterwards they say they never consented, you can't make them consent, and if you do anything to them, they have you arrested

>>686383704
Ummmmmmmmmmmm. Those two things are connected retard. You can't just lose one and not the other.

>>686381733
but if you have a cock in your mouth how do you deflect bullets?

>>686383677
fine. you're ship only exist in a micro universe thats just big enough for your ship and a rabid donkey. good now?

>>686383856
I posted this earlier, your late

>>686383888
This is not a drawback in any way, shape, or form. It's proven that everyone has at least one relative they find attraction

>>686383738
You live in North Korea and cannot leave.

There will be no drawbacks to this power.

>>686384082
What power?

Happiness.

>>686384114
Precisely.

>>686383877
Neil and him aren't friends.. They actually hate eachother because Neil sued Todd for a shit ton of money kek but yeah Todd's pretty cool. Kind of autistic at times, he uses sound effects when he talks. Makes mean burgers though.

>>686384082
The power does nothing, so there are no drawbacks

>>686384017
>implied in post It was big enough for many planets friend

>>686384082

no drawbacks, but in life you are a massive faggot who doesn't have the balls to choose a real power. end game

>>686377363
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463126701153.webm

Help me figure more out about this girl, sauce please sauce

>>686384169
Neil is a creative person, but I hear he is kind of a kike too.
Todd is Godd tho

>>686378454
permabanned after each post

>>686384146
Your happiness is working 22 hours a day in a soccer ball manufacturing plant with stinking 8 year old children who are starving. Its ok though because you are happy.

>>686383738
You were born without a functioning genitalia and have an IQ of 70.

>>686383954
uhhh. you can still taste and not smell things. they're sepraerate parts of your body. it may not taste as strong as if you had a sence of smell but you'd still taste it

>>686384066
>citation needed

Even if you find ONE person attractive normal people don't want to fuck their family anon

>>686377363
The ability to rewind time (not physically going back in time, but sending my consciousness back into my past self) at will.

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>>686384082

Okay, congrats, no drawbacks...

But now your still just a faggot living in his moms basement who has no real power.

>>686383856
millions of years pass by, the earth has been reduced to rubble by some cosmic event which you survived. you live forever being asphyxiated in the vacuum of space, forever thirsty, forever hungry, forever cold, forever bored. so bored. its been tens of thousands of years since anythig you see or feel has changed. you can feel the grips of infinity moving in. your mind begins to simply shut off. you see, you feel, but you do not comprehend. you do not think. you do not acknowledge your own existence, yet the burden of mortality remains.

>>686377363
Power over all energy

>>686384213
the planets are micro as well and they are in the donkeys ass

>>686384449
You can only rewind time to the BC era.

>>686384440
Seventy to seventy-five percent of what we perceive as taste actually comes from our sense of smell. Taste buds allow us to perceive only bitter, salty, sweet, and sour flavors. It's the odor molecules from food that give us most of our taste sensation.

>>686384449

You still fuck up whatever you do when going back

>>686384323
Yeah if ever get the chance, meet Todd. Also his daughters are hott Jesus Christ Kate has nice titsssss

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