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ITT:

Make someone commit suicide with one sentence.
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kys
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I never loved you
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the prequels were better
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>>686364744
whoops i spilled your chocolate milk.
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scraping at the door scraping at the doooor
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Nigger
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>>686365718
you madman
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Europe is better than America.
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Look into the mirror.
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>>686364744
Fuck, you were asking for it putting the bleach next to the milk in the refrigerator!
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Hahaha look at that mutant (cut) dick! HAHAHA!
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
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WHERE ARE WE?
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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WHERE DO WE COME FROM?
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>>686364744
build that wall
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Good news! Trump won the election!
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>>686366048
heh that would make me kill myself. if it were true.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces you are nothing to me but just another target I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet think again, fucker as we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life you’re fucking dead, kid I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it you’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I am voting for Hillary.
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>>686364744
will anyone remember you?
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you care about people so much and nobody gives a shit about you
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Rape is now defined as standing close to a female.
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>>686364744
Dad im gay
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>>686364744
Im a feminist
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>>686366873
I hope not.
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The only reason you are still alive is because no one has handed you a gun and a mirror at the same time
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>>686366873
Probably not
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>>686364744
Hillary was interrogated.
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Bernie won.
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>>686367449
Id drink to that
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Dad, I'm pansexual
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Crawling in my skin.
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>>686367687
TopKek
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These wounds they will not heal
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>>686366720
one period so it counts
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>>686364744
Im taking away the Xbox so no Call of Duty
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I'm voting trump
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Obama wins a third term.
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>>686368126
good reason to not kill yourself
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>>686364744

Things never improve, trust me; that's just what people tell you when you've made them feel so awkward and off-put with your problems and complaining that they feel the need to say SOMETHING, even with a complete lack of real sincerity.
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>>686364744
Dad, im a brony
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>>686366387
Nice one, Gauguin.
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You will never make an impact on anyone or anything in your entire life.
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>>686366908
That one almost did it
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Hodor dies.
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>>686364744
Donald Trump is not racist
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>>686364744
Here come dat boi
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I put thirty gigs of cp on your computer and called the fbi
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people fap to shit like this
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>>686368755
That might have been a winner if it didn't make me diamonds
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>>686369967
Yeah, that certainly made me look longingly at the shotgun in my closet.
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When has anything you've ever done made any difference to the world?
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