>>686361545

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Don't make up a lame excuse to discuss your micro cock; just talk about it.

sage

>>686361545
>Gf of 3 years
>with that cock

Time stamp or GTFO.

>>686361724
Unfortunately it's true

I saw it flash by when she was asking Google how tall Trump is

Kek
How big is your dick?

if your dick is less than 4 inches then you're going to have some serious explaining to do to her.

You had also better hope that your personality is good enough for her to stay with you.

>>686361545
search for how big is a big vagina...

>>686361909
3.75 hard. Who knows if she actually looked into the results though

>>686362066
dawg, you must be taking the piss. How can it be 3.75? what is it when its soft? 0.5?

>>686362484
About 1". So I am a big-time grower

>>686362656
get a treadmill and run for 30 mins everyday
peepee will grow when you lose weight

>>686362785
oh fuck I hadn't taken into consideration his weight. You fat dude? is that why your dick is small?

>>686361545
Bro you're dick is too small. Thought it was a clit for a sec. You need to go see a doctor honestly. Can cocks really be that small? It's gotta be photoshoped.

shit nigga you aint average.

>>686361545
HAHAHAAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?!

>>686362961
lol nah I am fat as fuck and my dick is 5 inches hard (Not op)

jesus christ thats a micro penis
your gf must be ugly

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>>686361545
Your penis looks pretty normal. How big does it get when you're hard?

>>686362785
I'm 6'¹" 190 lbs I don't have any weight to lose

>>686361545
ive seen clits bigger than that (gross i know)

Nano penis to the max bro. Why is that shit so small?

>>686363448
She's actually very good looking, though she's gained a few pounds in the last year's. Not fat, but not model thin like she was when we met.

I'm fairly wealthy if you're wondering

>>686361545
If you love your girl buy her a dildo...

Jesus christ dude. What the fuck. At what point in your life did you realize your shit was not normal?

>>686362656
>>686362656

lol

check out bathmate, shrimp dick

use as directed for 6 months

you're welcome

your dick looks like a nipple, sorry m8

>>686361545

I'm 6.5" long and I feel I'm pretty small, wouldn't trade places

>>686364213
Wouldn't that make matters worse? Right now I have the only dick or thing that's ever been in her vagiba...why would I acclimate her to something bigger?

>>686364213
>If you love your girl buy her a dildo...
>buy her a negro...

Ah, the good old days.

>>686364302
>>686364302
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

Sorry OP, My brother has a 4 inch penis as he claims. It fucks up the minds thinking on life. Which is why he doesn't go out to look for somebody to be with. I do. I not only have 6 to 6.5 inches. I am handsome. I have to deal with a lot of stuff.

>>686364263
When I was 20 or so...had a hook-up tell me it was small post sex and then I went online and did research.


I had watched lots of porn before that but knew that they are super sized, so I didn't think I had any issues

>>686364433
Yep! A nigro is better

>>686363441
thats still small. lose that fat and you probably will get at least 6 or even 6.5 inches

>>686364302

read about this on goodlooking loser

does it really work?

>>686364365
it might feel small but if you stopped watching porn you would know that it is pretty average.

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>>686361545
Listen OP. You have to tell her its a little smaller than average since she apparently suspects that it is. I went through the same shit with an ex of mine. I told her I was average. And then she dumped me because she found out I was lying to her. Pic related, my cock.

>>686364302
which one? there's a big range of bathmate products, could you please be more specific?

>>686364302
Those things scare me...I don't want to permanently fuck up my dick for the chance of gaining 1/2"

>>686364770

Yes it does.

Gained an inch in girth and almost two full inches in length.

you have to keep using it though.
5-10 mins in the shower each day does the trick.

Lol all you micropenis fuckers 7" master race here

>>686364140
That explains it, just get a big truck ul be ok bud

>>686364374
Buy her one of normal size and tell her that is GIANT size.

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OP are you my dicktwin?

>>686364699
Nah, aint interested but thanks for your advice.

>>686364374
I'm sorry for her...

>>686364931
>>686365008

Absolutely no damage whatsoever because its a WATER pump, not an air pump. air pumps are risky. This is actually 100% safe and FUN to use.

trust me bros.

>>686361894
You're doing God's work anon. Just imagine the next guy that fucks her, when he whipes out his 5 incher and she screams "MY GOD!! IT'S FUCKING HUGE!!!". He'll probably cum right there.
Godspeed micro man.
Godspeed.

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>>686364814
Lol betas I'm bigger than you at 5 7
Dear it's how you use it and foreplay if it Antony guy

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>>686364808
>tfw plenty of porn actors are just as average

but I do get your point, can't say it didn't affect my self confidence

>>686364931

start w the hercules.
should do the trick

>>686365386
thx but that still doesn't answer my question about which exact type of bathmat do you recommend

>>686365640
bruh, i'm 7.75'' and i deal with that shit too. it especially sucks when women tell you, to your face, that your dick is small/they wish it were bigger
>>686365828
the x20 would be a better choice for someone more than a half inch below average. the herc was designed for dicks between 6 and 8'' long

>>686365828
thanks mate
seems pretty cheap too

>>686364140
> I'm fairly wealthy if you're wondering

That's what it is then. Once she finds out how real dicks look she will seek them though.

You will be allowed to continue paying for her shit but she will be getting fucked by somebody else and she will love it.

>>686366043
I'm not a cuck sorry bro

>>686365981
you're welcome

maybe best to take his advice>>686365945

i started with the hercules, but then again my starting size was 5 1/2 inches erect

>>686366140
not yet, you're not
>that is, assuming she isn't already cheating on you. which she most likely is

My dick is about the size of an average banana if you cut the stem off. I stick my dick in banana skins to jerk off sometimes too. Sorry OP.

any medicalfags here?
the upper part of my frenulum is kinda swollen, don't know what it is

I suspect some sort of fungal infection, but it doesn't really do anything except making it ticker and less flexible

kinda annoying too

>can't go to doctor, am a poorfag

>>686366140

She won't tell you she is getting pounded out.

Be on alert for when she starts "going to the gym". Gives her a reason to come home sweaty or freshly showered.

>>686363618
really? am 6' 6'' and i weigh 175, maybe you have a fuppa, its fat around the groin that generally only women get

>>686362484
mine is .5" flacid 7.3/4" fully up, nothing wrong with the .5"

am i the only one here who is over 8 in?

>hooray for me!

>>686365297
i don't even understand how dicks like this get formed, there has to be some medical condition at work.. looks like a really sad baby mountain

>>686366713
We have a home gym

>>686366767
No, it's just that I lift and have muscle. That height weight is skeletor level

>>686366476
>using a pic from an anon whose gf dumped him for his small cock, and mocked him for it after the breakup
you're defeating your own point, dude. unless your point was
>maybe you'll find a woman who pities you enough to say she loves you, but has to cuck you to feel any sexual satisfaction

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>>686367326
Don't you mean not formed?

>>686367345
She will start going out for "a change of pace"


It could just be that she doesn't care about sex much? Maybe she has a tiny vag and you are perfect for her. I just know must girls won't put up with baby dicks for long.

>>686367619
Wait, what? Is that thread archived?

>>686366478
any discoloration, irritation, or formation of pustules/blisters/zits? my immediate thought was that it was either some sort of jock itch or similar, or that you fapped/fucked a bit too roughly and slightly tore the skin.

>>686367183
>comes to micropenis bread
>brags about his above average penor

you sir are faggot

>>686367909
probably. he posted a bunch of pics quite a while ago while they were still together, and in a different, small dick thread he expanded upon his relationship and how his tiny pen0r effected him
>[spoiler]it made his life miserable [/spoiler]

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I start being tired of this penis's size shit every day.

I think no one of us deserves this torture.

By the way, this is my dick..

>>686365526
>>686367326
kek'd

>>686365945
wtf anything more than 7.75" hurts most women
Dude you're perfectly fine, any girl turning you down is some dick whore

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>>686368245

It's still flaccid. About 18cm when hard. I still feeling it too short, maybe I need some exercise

i kek every time i see these threads
how does genetics allow people to have these ultra tiny dongs, im sitting comfortably at 7.2 inches

>>686368391
i've heard it from literally dozens of women, dude. women have been warped by porn just as much as, if not more than, men.

this makes me feel better about my 5incher

>>686366767
>6'6"
>175lbs
You're shifting into the void, my friend. You won't last long.

>>686368544
#1 at least you have got charm, for hearing that shit from 12 girls is gud shit
#2 find a virgin, they wont be dicktarded

>>686366790
Bull fuckin shit your cock does not grow more than 7 inches

>>686368537
same here, almost 8", although I'm quite a manlet

>>686368491
18 cm is 7 inches, you're good bro

>>686368819
it does, why would it not?

>>686368245
Even if that's hard it's not really small. Lose weight, seriously. I always thought I had a small dick but then I lost about 100lbs and bam, magnum donger.

>>686368707
i feel ya

>>686366478
Without pictures you. Not getting no help nig

>>686368963
You're not a human if it does you lying cunt. It would be one thing if it double in size, growing from 7" to 14" (just a shitty example). But your cock is apparently quattordectoupling in size? Lying nigger

>>686368779
i've fooled around with a few virgins, but fucked only 2. most of them saw my dick, and about half of them still called me small
>virgins watch porn, too. they just don't have a reference for what reality is, because the only sex they get exposed to is the porn they watch

>>686361545
Bend her over and plow all those silly thoughts out of her head with your mammoth monster dong

>>686369254
I have the looks of a alpha but the 6 incher of a beta
Your words scare me for college

>>686367964

no, nothing similar

however, there seems to be a skim of some sort forming on the surface but it starts peeling off after a while (a day or two; also, I need to "help" it fall off by pulling it, but it doesn't hurt)

it was scratched a little, or bitten, not sure, tissue on the surface was torn, and it healed to be as it is now
it was almost a month ago, so it seems it's here to stay

I also have something similar on the back of my head, shit is just thick and keratin-like, also formed on the place of a smaller injury

>>686361545
>hung like a tictac

>tfw a small skinny manlet born with a small penis, always considerably smaller than the other boys
>tfw was such a horny weirdo as a kid, constantly playing with my boner, tying it off, getting an inverted boner and trying to make girls notice it in my shorts
>tfw now 26 years old and dick is dead average at 6x5 inches and very aesthetic


I am about 90% sure constantly playing with my dick and doing weird shit with my boners, keeping it engorged overnight, etc. over my developmental years helped me escape micropenis mode. I literally don't know how, but I seemed to go to sleep with a child's penis thinking I might just never get to have sex, then wake up with a dead average hog that chicks can dig!

I have weirdly small feet, hands, and just an overall small guy. And I swear to all of you that my dick was equally small, even into my grad year in highschool. But I just never let the fucker sleep and kept it full of blood, and now I'm average af.

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OP?

>>686368245
>>686368491
I'll never understand how do you live without being able to pull your foreskin below the tip
must be docking a lot

>>686369939
wanna gime example how to do that for before I go to bed?

>>686369034
my camera sucks, but I'll try
gimme a few

>>686369505
college women are fucking brutal, dude. i had a buddy kill himself our first semester of freshman year because some chick got nudes from him and spread that shit around campus. posted it on twitter, facebook, sent it to professors/deans/his family, you name it. i tried helping him, but he was dead within a few weeks after it happened. i hope to god you don't experience the shit i've seen

this is great /pol/ materials
keep them coming

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>>686370000
The fuck am I looking at?
And don't say a penis.

>>686370574
jesus christ man
I think I'll be good, put my head into my studies if they think I'm too small.
I'll make do tho

>>686370230
Hair tie.
Fold it in half and right up to the end of the base.

Or just unfolded around the balls and shaft.

I just remember seeing other dudes bulge in their sweatpants and being so jealous. So I realized that my dick completely hard was exactly as big as theirs limp... so I just tried to have an inverted boner at all times and show off when girls were around. I knew I was a big faker, but it made me feel a little better. But after time, mine starter getting bigger flaccid.

Obviously 6x5 isn't really that big. Kinda small. But since I'm manlet, it looks decently impressive. Never had a complaint in my life, which I never thought was possible if you had asked me at 17-18 years old.

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Hi guys just wanna say im pretty big in the dick department...pic related...but im still very sad and depressed alot, and human like everyone else....dont feel bad for having a small wang..its not your fault..you can still make woman happy! Good luck and be proud of your size