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i like this one for the pointless abuse
>>686354111
what about a spiderfluffy thread?
>>686355506
I don't think I'll ever understand him
>>686355802
no one will.
he isnt the artist we want, he is the artist we need
>>686355224
Oh, god i love this one.
>>686354111
What about Desu? That's Desucrimination! Desu~
please end this mix of autism and cancer
>>686355859
This is interesting.
1) I've noticed that it has seeped into fandom that fluffies are intelligent enough to understand that food is required for milk production.
2) I think this particular piece of art would benefit from the foal being crushed to be a little bit older, maybe with the the start of a mane, and a smaller "chirpeh babbeh" (perhaps with some attractive features) in the background, suggesting an endless cycle of impregnation and foal destruction.
>>686359473
who is this
>>686360712
kmeb
>>686359473
I don't get this, is this just random happenings within the fluffy world or?
>>686361119
Yeah.The fluffy is dreaming of the herd and mother,and just jumps out of a window im presuming and lands in the trash
>>686361321
Oh that makes sense
>>686361053
'fwuffy..?..am awon'
Translation?
>>686357478
it's gonna be GOTY soon just watch
>>686361810
Thinking about it,the last left panel looks like its on the top of an apartment,if its sadbox its trying to kill its self and lands in the trash can instead
>>686361853
I, a fluffy, am alone
I swear to god, everytime I stare at these comics one neuron in my brain dies, but dammit I cant stop.
let me try making a story for one of these threads,
this is when the fluffie speaks >
this is when the human speaks >>
you were going out for your morning run, well, you were.
instead, as you walked out into the open air from your house, and onto the lawn you noticed that you had a pest problem, a rather fluffy pest problem.
twelve of the little fluffie bastards (headed by one of the smarties) had apparently claimed your front lawn for the 'herwd" and you can see that they have already gotten down to work.
you lawn lay in ruin before you, your lawn was covered in shit and piss and was beginning to smell, badly. It didn't help that the weather was going up to eighty degrees that day, which means that your lawn is going to smell like a barnyard before mid afternoon.
and it also didn't help that the little smarty bastard noticed you either.
>hey! big munsta hooman! dis wand for hewrd!
>>no it isnt, its mine you little green shit, now get off of it.
>nu! dis wand is fur nummies! Dis wand for hewrd! stway off big meanie hooman!
>>well then, i guess il go get my friend.
you stomp off toward the shed as the green shitrat tells the rest of his friends that he "scawed off the munsta" as they cheer and shit all over your lawn
you go in your shed and grab three things.
a shovel
a pair of lawn sheers (the rusty ones)
and some rope lying next to some conveiently placed scrap wood with some holes in it.
cont?
>>686362084
So the fluffy is so incompetent that it cant kill itself, I love it
>>686360613
Does this sort of thing ever actually happen when two different species try to reproduce?
>>686362477
nothing to do with the specicies, the babies just died
>>686362212
Well what's the hook in this story? It just sounds like a basic story
>>686362477
Just stillborns and a mutant twin
>>686362668
wait nevermind, didnt notice it was a sea fluffy, i have no clue
>>686357478
this might be autistic, but is not cancer. Its more OC that you have ever made in your life.
>>686362212
You should have the human trick the smartie in to killing the rest of the fluffies
>>686363036
Man I hate the aquatic ones. They should be banished from canon.
[spoiler]Nice trips.[/spoiler]
>>686362668
>>686362743
U sure bout that? Even the non twins have two hoofs and two fins. I'd bet the artist is saying their non viability stems from an eath and sea fluffy trying to breed.
I love these threads. i used to hate them but after reading one of them I love the abuse
>>686363574
Isn't it weird how that happens? I used to hate them too
>>686363223
see
>>686362780
but yea, i think cross breeding between land and sea would cause some problems( but not always)
>>686363574
>>686363762
I had scrolled past them for years,and one night there was some gory shit as the op pic,and i checked it out.Fucking hilarity insued
>>686362212
Fuck it cont...
You walk out to your lawn, the little smarty comes out to greet you
>go way musta! big musta gon get biggest owwies!
he proceeds to charge at your legs, thats when you pick him up, much to the litte green shits dismay.
> Let go! let go! big dummeh muunsta hooman!
you pick up the rope and wood and tie him to it,
he cant escape now >:D
you pick up the finished product and head into the house.
>>ok, you seem like the only tolerable one out of the bunch, so il cut you a deal
>nu!
>>you get sketties and wawa if you follow along
>fwuffy listen den, but still no likeies this pwace
>>(this is in the humans head) *guess he noticed the iron maiden poster*
>>ok, you see your hewrd?
>yea
you think thoughtfully for a second,
Ok, il feed you and your friends sketties and wawa, just have them come out to the garage
cont?
>>686354111
Bump, nice trips
>>686363981
I even draw my own now, reading them wasnt enough
>>686363816
Wolfram sparks is the best artist. I love his art style
I don't know this fluffy thing, reminds me slightly of HTF. Can someone explain?
>>686364516
Agreed. Best sad looks and best fluffy speak.
>>686363994
Continue please, doesn't sound half bad, anon
>>686364053
>>686364103
>>686364194
Your samefagging days are over anon. Go derail cock r8 threads
>>686363994
Cont plz
>>686364662
Um, they both involve cutesy animals getting rekt?
>>686365004
Pretty much, yeah
this is the 'bestest' history
>>686364516
>>686364722
Yall niggas dont know nothin bout carpedime
>>686363994
cont, this should be the last part.
You let the little fluffie out to his herd, and the tells of how he defeated the dummeh hooman to get sketties and wawa,
As your cooking, you decide to add in a little extra ingredient ans your finishing up
you look under your kitchen counter coubard
>> no rat poison would be too obious
you go to your washing machine,
>>bleach, perfect!
operation Amanda tod activated.
spike the stuff spaghetti sauce and water with it.
too stupid to tell the difference,
You bring out the meal to a pack of expectant fluffies
>>Bon apatite!
You set the food down to the hungry fluffies and they all squeal with delight.
You leave them in a rather sizeable cardboard box with the stuff
you go inside and watch that ren and stimpy dvd you never got around to watching
cont?
>>686365344
A. I'm not a negro
B. I love me some carpediem
>>686362730
Ok. Got ya covered.
>Last saturday. Be me headin out to the bank to deposit sum cash to cover bills. Hear a scratch at my back door.
Dafuq i dont have a dog?
>Hewow? Nice neyboo? Nee hewp.
Holy shit its the neighbors kid, how did she get in my yard? Hope she is ok.
>Open the back door. And a tangerine streak races in throwing a "fankyoo!" As it blows past me.
Next thing i know feom my yard i hear
>"dummeh hoomin nao yoo git wowstes huwtiea and we take yoo want foe hewd! SOWWY POOPIES!!!"
Slam the door just in time to see thru the door window a combines geyser of liquishit erup at and splatter the door.
>Thank god for doors and garden hoses. Wait that other shitrat!
>"HEY WHERE ARE YOU YOU LITTLE!-" "WAYT! Pwease nu huwt nee hewp get way fwum meenie hewd, dey kinnap fuzzbaw an twy tu maek habe bebbehs. Buu dey nu noe fuzzbaww nu kin habe bebbehs. Aweady hadem an dey gwow up and nu can habe moe cuz dawktah tay compwikayshunz."
I blink at this.
>"ok so.. you want me to take you home little girl?"
>"yus pwease. Nu wan wum wai bu meenie hews giv bigges huwties den dwag fuzzbaww wai fwum famwy an howsie"
So i scooped her up and gently carried her next door. It was the wrong door. And the look i got from my neigbor was priceless. I pray i never see that man again because he will likely murder me.
>How long have you been gone?
>as miny bwite tiymz as wegies.
>4 days huh? Hope they still want you.
The reunion was fast and happy. The benefits were not as fast but much much happier. Long story short the woman next door owned fuzzball, and she was single. And she was in the market for a stable sane guy.
What happened to the herd was not so happy.
Seeing as how it was the dead of summer i trapped them with an offering of skettis from the surrendering human (i hammed it up for them)
Then i blocked the holes in the fences and waited for them to die of heat exposure.
>>686365857
Now this i like
>>686366165
>>686362212
>not the lawn mower
smh tbh fam
>>686365775
Bullshit, evwryone on /b is a niggerfaggot even me.
>>686365857
Continued from above.
The screams and cries of pain from the herd as they died of heat exposure were gut wrenching and soul searing. Because they sounded like a pack of 5 year old girls.
Even had the cops called on me during this time because of the audible sounds of children being tortured.
I explained to the cops and even showed then thru the back door the feral herd.
They shook my hand and told me i was a model citizen for my service. And then called animal controll to come out the next day to clean up the corpses.
Fast forward 6 months and now fuzzball asks every day
>"how time tiw bebbeh?"
Because she knows her mommy, my now wife, is pregnant. And fuzzball cant wait to be an auntie. She acts as an attendant as best she can. We have a youtube channel with a million hitts daily of my wife laying on her back and pretending to need to be rolled to the bathroom, and little fuzzball is right there anxiously nosing her tryong to moove her like she would a regular fluffy dam.
Shit is hillarious, espexially her pouty face of betrayal when my wife stands up on her own and walks off.
Fuzzball goes into dero mode trying to rationalize this, eyes askew only saying
>"wut? Wut? Wut? Fphthpbthpbthpdtbpthbbpp."
For a solid five minutes.
Asshole= out!
>>686365588
soz, this is last one
you finish with the first season of ren and stimpy and go out to go see what the fluffies go up to.
its not pretty.
the fluffies that ate it, (all of them did besides one of them, it wasn't the smartie) was in the corner as his comerades fell around him, coughing profusely from the bleach in the sketties,
the mixture of wan dies and crying is music to your ears,
.
You pick up the remaning fluffie and ask him why didnt he eat the sketies.
>wemon scawed after mumma and dada stawrwted cough'n up boo boo juice.
>>well, what did we learn?
>big musta make sketti that go foevwa sweepies.
>>well then, thats true, but lets get the point across
it shits itself as you tie it to the piece of wood and as you get the lawn sheers.
you cut its right ear off
>>Now, you better tell any other rats about what happens to fluffies that come here, got it!
>wes musnsta *huu huuu*
you untie it and let it scamper off
you light the corpes of the remaining fluffies on fire.
but then, you feel a soft chirping sound
you look to where its coming from
> *chirp* mumma?
>> fuck...
end, hope you enjoyed this assasinie story
>>686368510
>watch out for that horn
>>686369274
kek
https://youtu.be/Svs0w_GikQ4
>>686365588
oh come on! nobody got a laugh out of operation Amanda tod?
Why didn't Hasbio™ engineer these things with a digestive track that could only tolerate Hasbio™ Brand Fluffy Formula?
That way you would HAVE to use their product, and they could design something that cut down on the amount and smell of poopies. Like some kind of nutrient taste. And just engineer them to LOVE it?
Fluffies that don't shit all over the place would probably sell a lot better. Plus since you could only feed them Hasbio™ brand food they would make even more money.
>>686368358
Fluffy on Fluffy abuse is my favorite.
This video seems to get posted less than the song one but i think it's quite good. I'd like to see more videos like this one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JbdxqjMPcyE
>>686369571
and the faggot never made a second part
>>686369396
>second panel
>not biting of his balls
That green fluffy ~is~ a dummeh
>>686370235
Did the fluffy ruin the date somehow?
>>686371020
He's making red baron's story. Once he's done with that he'll continue on will smarty
>>686371157
wild
>>686370955
>but look at its rare white fluff
Regarding Wolfram Sparks and Abuse-Sir's posts
>https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/37806
>>686370071
they were going to do that with spaghetti, but fucked it up and couldn't be bothered to come in and fix it on the weekend
goddammit why did you have to make fluffies when they can't be real i hate u guys
>>686372492
Why even live.
>>686355224
>he thinks he gets his legs back
>he loses his remaining legs and his genitals
it's just so cruel. post more like this.
>>686372832
...without fluffies? Exactly.
>>686370043
I thought it was pretty funny
>>686371103
I'm trying to figure that out... I mean I would tourcher that litte shit but seriously I don't see hwo something like that would ruin the date, unless the bitch thinks she has to have everything perfect then fuck her... No need for that type of hoe
Does anybody got some where smarties get their shit fucked up by a human/other fluffies?
Where do good babies make poopies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
>>686355928
> ruining the laptop with foal blood
smdh tbqh fam
>>686373471
If you stick around for another week I'm making an OC about a fluffy that fucks up smarties and their herds
>>686374096
Work, rent, and food i get, but getting raped in the ass is part of the adult experience? Glad i missed out on that.
>>686371290
The image makes no sense. since it has the same color fur as the mother is should be the bestest babbeh. It wouldn't sell out the bestest babbeh.
>>686372492
Actually they do exist, they're just not technicolored
>>686374597
I mean metaphorically, you do
>>686375019
Wut?
>>686375237
Good point.
>>686374810
the mother is also an alicorn the babies would prolly see it as a munstah
>>686365857
You fap to this
>>686373775
It's an apple product so it doesn't matter.
