So I know I probably shouldn't be posting this here but I need some where to
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So I know I probably shouldn't be posting this here but I need some where to brag and I'm literally so excited right now. So, I signed with a YouTube network a little while back and since I reached over 500 subs, I now have merch! I cannot believe this and I'm so happy! :D
Nobody cares.
>>686336732
Grats on 500 fake accounts
Are you 12? "500" subs wow so much man!
>>686337076
Just started posting like a month ago
>>686336904
My subscribers do
Good job op
Give us something for free or GTFO
>>686336732
Channel?
>>686337421
Thanks so much (: this is so exciting for me so I had to vent somewhere lol
>tfw posting 4 a year
>tfw 23 subs
I think it might have to do with not using tags
>>686337542
https://m.youtube.com/#/user/JessicaCheyenneVEVO
>>686337500
I have to pay for my own merch. Yeah, not gonna give free shit away just yet.
>>686337664
Kill yourself please
>>686337587
I can give you a shout out if you'd like. Comment on one of my vids and I'll shout out your channel out in my next video https://m.youtube.com/#/user/JessicaCheyenneVEVO
>>686337784
You first m8
>>686337664
>tits or gtfo
Oh also im disliking all of your videos
lets do some shit posting
>>686337664
>Using VEVO without actually being affiliated with VEVO.
>>686337664
The link doesn't work
>>686337989
Don't care. You're getting me views.
>>686338062
It's a joke. I changed my channel name awhile ago whenever VEVO first became a thing and now I can't change it back lol
>>686338066
Try YouTube.com/jessicacheyennevevo
>>686336732
>kys
>kys
>but y
>>686338082
>lowers how often you appear in search results
>worth it for that 1 extra view
show tits op
>>686338383
Then I'll buy likes. Doesn't matter to me, atm views only matter considering I'm a smaller channel.
>>686338549
Show cash anon
/b is not the place to look for validation, keep doing ur shit. Just keep doing it. Just do it
>>686338591
Hard man here. YouTube is cracking down on forged traffic, so we can report you and you'll probably soon be gone.
you know that feel when you play fallout 4 on a 30 fps brick? :^)
>>686337777
Newfags, newfags everywhere.
For you oldfags:
>quads checked
>>686336732
What network signs a channel with 500 subs? The fuck
>>686338753
I'm with a network. YouTube doesn't check where the traffic comes from. And I'm just saying that. I wouldn't buy likes, I'm too cheap.
>>686337777
checked
You are the worst cs go player i have ever seen
>>686338733
It's /b/ and I'm not looking for validation, just wanted to brag to some weeabos.
>>686338991
You just said you would buy likes. And YouTube does check it.
http://time.com/5097/youtube-to-crack-down-on-fake-views/
http://www.businessinsider.com/youtube-cracking-down-on-fake-views-2014-2?IR=T
http://www.reelseo.com/youtube-fake-views/
>>686339078
Valid point. I'd be better if I wasn't using a laptop mouse though. But yes, I suck ass atm.
>>686339132
So are you gaming because it gives alot of viewers
>>686339197
I was just saying that and I didn't know they were able to tell whenever you signed with a network.
>>686339263
kill urself
>>686338945
I have over 24k views and I just started so they wanted me. My channel is growing quickly.
>>686339392
Well don't "just say that" if you don't mean it. Pretty obvious rule. Also, it's fucking YouTube. The employees have eyes.
>>686339431
Omg stop it, jezuz
I'll play a game of cs:go with ya if you wan't a boost. for the keks
>>686339552
Even if I was reported for that, they'd check where my traffic was coming from and notice that I haven't bought any views or liked.
>>686339597
Are you even playing ranked?
>>686339708
Sure, add me on steam :)
Dumbest bitch I ever heard.
you need to listen to it all.
lets fuck her shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwLR1Nz39Gk
>>686339712
Unless you bought it. Like you said you were going to. But then justified it stupidly by saying "I'm too cheap", which is a lame as fuck excuse to get out of what you said.
>>686336732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
this guys better anyway
This is now a ylyl thread
>>686339741
No, I was playing offline with bots when I shot that gameplay. My Internet was down during one time and the other I wanted to get more practiced. I've only played it like 5 times.
>>686339520
I have 400k views from 2007, step up
>>686340042
Deleted go buy overwatch
Sandwich one made me hungry. I'm off now. Enjoy the YouTube life of not contributing to anything at all, like the rest of us.
>>686339741
yes
>>686340123
Good job but considering I just started posting last month, I'm happy with my numbers.
>>686339783
how?
>>686340123
My name is pewdiepie and I have around 40 milion subs and i got them all with my terible acting
>>686340268
I'm just doing this for fun. I wanna be a cyber security engineer.
>>686340373
Comment your Steam on one of my videos and I'll add you
>>686340527
k, i'll just send u a message D.
>>686340639
Trying this hard to get a girl on steam
>>686337134
>>686338207
Which is it faggot? Your channel is unexceptional and completely worthless. You've managed to do nothing millions of others haven't already done and have contributed nothing to society. You obviously DO care about the people telling you how unoriginal you are because you're attempting to rebut every comment made. Accept that nobody here cares and anybody who subscribed only did so because they found you mildly amusing and nothing more. Go actually do something notable.
>>686340804
yeah... i should go kill myself
>>686340995
true, also not very inspiring
>>686340995
I don't care for the insults unless it's constructive criticism. I'm doing YouTube for fun, not for fame. My videos are nothing great but I just started making them and I think they're okay atm. And I can refute people's statements without caring.
>>686341250
I can inspire people to commit suicide.
>>686341632
are you gonna show tits or what
>"just doing it for the fun, lels!"
>advertises channel on a vietmese rice growing forum
if you want marginally more traffic, just say so. The whole "hashtag humble brag" shit is incredibly obnoxious. Just say that you're advertising your channel and move on, acting like you're doing anything else is just insulting.
>>686341875
sounds autistic
>>686342134
agree fam
>>686342134
But I honestly just wanted to brag about my merch lol. I've advertised here before, I honestly wasn't advertising my channel atm. And yeah, I play ads because since I'm with my network I have to. And also, I need money for more games. I'm not making shit from ads atm so that's kinda irrelevant.
>>686342065
Pay me $100 USD in bitcoins and sure.
>>686341632
you dont need constructive criticismwith 500 subs you retard. Decide what you wanna do and do it. If it hits, it hits. If it doesnt, you still gonna go around and ask for constructive criticism because you dont know why people dont watch your boring whatever.
and why would you care about constructive criticism if you do videos for fun? So now you have to ask people what is fun for you or how you can make it even more fun for you?
fucking retards i tell ya
>>686342382
Why don't you brag on YouTube then. Somebody will care over there
>>686342382
>games
thats it. go to the minecraft/undertale crowd you degenerate.
>>686342382
I got 5.8k Subs, want a shoutout?
>>686342632
You can have fun and still receive constructive criticism. If someone tells me how to improve my video, I'm gonna do whatever they said. It's not that hard to process this shit. And I have viewers, thank you.
>>686342949
Sure, that'd be great! Thanks so much (:
