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Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch. >be Janeway >go out on
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Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.

>be Janeway
>go out on three week mission
>somehow fuck up so badly end up in the Delta Quadrant, on the other side of the galaxy
>violate the temporal and prime directive over 9k times per episode
>murders one of her own crewman
>encounters borg
>collaborates with borg
>kidnaps a borg
>forces borg to seperate from the collective
>when she gets home instead of being tried for her war crimes she gets promoted to Admiral cause daddy is one too

inb4 prime directive doesn't matter because Delta Quadrant

Also

TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT

prove me wrong.
>pro tip inc
>you can't
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what a mean bitch, pic related
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>>686336405
You are right. Picard is the very model of a starfleet captain.
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>>686336834
and dapper af
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conceded bitch and all her hairstyles...
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>>686336405
It was actually Tuvok's fault but whatever. You know dontcha?
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of course she was no picard, but she had her moments

and come on, every captain would break the prime directive if they had too.

you just can't handle a woman as starfleet captain.

prove me wrong.

protip: you can't
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>>686337901
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>>686336405
Was hardly her fault she ended up in the delta quadrant
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>>686338065
Swing and a miss
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>>686338534
shut UP wesley
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mfw this thread
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>>686338792
>mfw millennials will never get the reference
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>>686338888
checked and I know, I think it's fucking hilarious
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>>686338514
Anybody got her nudes where she looks like Dr. Frank-N-Furter kinda?
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>>686339103
>her smile and optimism - gone
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>>686339103
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>>686338888
checked
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>>686338888
>tfw i never get quads
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>>686339309
kek, saved
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>>686336405
Dude....ds9 was crap....the space gods turned out to be real. Sisco is alien jesus. That was super gay.
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>>686339739
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>>686339739
No
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>>686336405
And Picard breaks the fuck out of the prime directive. Or did you forget him saving Wesley from the every crime means death aliens? Or what about abducting the alien leader of the aliens worshipping him.
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>>686336405

Still not as bad as Captain Nigger.
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>>686339739
No.
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>>686336405
She's not dumb. Just evil, it all makes sense if she's evil.
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>>686336405
She collaborated with the Borg to save the galaxy from Species 8472.
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It seems like everyone agrees TNG is best? Wow i was expecting more people to have wrong opinions. A guy I know always argues that TOS and VOY are better than TNG, but that guy also is a huge star wars fan, so whatevs.
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>>686336920
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>>686339967
>>686340119
Sisco was space jesus, and it sucked dicks. Terrible final season.
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>>686340082
Picard gets a pass. ALso gets a pass for Hugh
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>>686340713
I guess, he did wanna bang Dr Crusher, not that I blame him
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Is it really even debatable that TNG is the best?
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>>686339103

they said kes would age real fast.
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>>686341138
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>>686339861
Dumbest faggot in the universe.
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>>686340702
not as bad as the battlestar gallatica finale

also, Reg is the Trek autist. If star trek were a real thing, there's no way they'd let such an unstable retard anywhere near a star ship.

Still love the guy though
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TNG, bitches
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Wasn't there some species of alien in ENT that was super into cuckolding or something?
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>>686341436
Reg is a goddamn lieutenant though. If you really think about it, his being in a military organization, his rank, his personality as seen on the show, and the fact that you never see how he got there, or do anything to climb ranks further, it`s obvious he was once a good officer and something terrible happened to him to make him into the nervous wreck he is now. That`s why everyone still tolerates him, they feel bad about whatever it is that happened to him, and he`s still a not bad engineer, so they humour him, and give him a job fixing not very important systems.
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>>686342934
I agree, and he legit "saved the day" on several of the series, tng, voy, etc

Pure autism though..
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>>686342086
Everyone knows ENT was best trek
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>>686343259
>Pure autism though..
>..
The irony.
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>>686343457
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>>686343411
>Everyone knows ENT was SECOND best trek
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>>686343411
Ok there Scott Bakula.
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>>686343551
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>>686336405
You little bitch!
>Janeway offered amnesty to her enemies.
>Janeway held together a crew comprised of two opposing ideological viewpoints.
>Janeway treated The Doctor as a sentient being with all the rights and privileges associated with such a status.
>Janeway maintained her dignity after making lizard babies with Tom Paris.
>Janeway lost far fewer crew members than Kirk.
>Janeway was the first captain since Kirk to rise to the rank of admiral.
"Admiral Picard?" I didn't think so.
>Janeway was not driven into a homicidal rage when dealing with Neelix.
>Janeway brought resolution to the Q Civil War.
>Q selected Captain Janeway as his son's godmother.
>Captain Janeway faced the largest Borg threat with the least resources.
And she beat them without jeopardizing Earth or wiping out half the Fleet (Wolf 359 ring any bells?)
>Janeway's 75 year mission was completed in 7 years.
Did I mention she used Borg technology to achieve that? Fuck outta here.
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>>686343411
I want to fuck that asian girl. Tbh I think she is probably the best looking out of all the series
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>>686343986
Seriously dude. Janeway is a fucking awesome captain. She survived being flung 75 years away from Earth without any where near enough resources.
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>>686344316
And she didn't go insane from the possibility of Voyager becoming a generational-ship.
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>>686344242
Yeah because Picard isn't a violent nigger
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>>686343986
>"Admiral Picard?" I didn't think so.
Kirk himself told Picard not to let them make him admiral. Typical johnny-come-lately VOY apologist.
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>>686344279
the only reason I watched was for her and the vulcan tbh
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>>686344279
I see your Asian and raise you Seven of Nine. Or what Naomi Wildman looks like now....
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>>686344471
How un-federation of you
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>>686344471
He was a fucking push-over who almost risked the Earth being assimilated because he was cucked by Borg. The same Borg the Q 'introduced' him to.

Sisko punched a god. Picard? He drank tea.
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>>686336405
for some reason she had a terroist as a chief of security
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>>686344488
So you let some fat jackass tell you what to do, despite him shattering the Prime Directive with his dick whenever he got the chance?

M8....
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>>686344673
oh shi-
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>the pro voyager/ds9 edgelords have arrived
How long until they start talking shit about Roddenberry and his politics? So predictable.
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Best recurring special guest star of any show, ever.
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>>686344675
Well, she earned his respect....and absolutely needing one another to not die certainly changes things.
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>>686344999
my man, Jeffery Combs is baller af. and fucking checked
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>>686344999
trip don't lie
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>>686344999
nice trips
he's no garak though
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>>686344940
That's right, I went there.
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Janeway don't give a fuck what you think.
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Enjoy your techno babble, plebs.
I've got space magic.
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>>686344535
Ehhh. Naomi Wildman now would definitely be 2nd on my list. Never was a huge fan of Seven of Nine though.
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>>686345151
dat Garak...
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Roll faggots.

Rolling for NOT wesley
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mfw this thread
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>>686336405
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>>686345408
Rolling for Tom.
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>>686345268
Why was voyager so god damn heavily and well armed?
Science vessel my ass. She was clearly a special weapons/artillery support/shock ship. Basically the missile cruiser of starfleet.
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>>686336834
I love me some Pat Stew.
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>>686345408
7890
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>>686345408
Rolling for 1,3,5
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>>686345303
Here is your (you)
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>>686345623
Intrepid-Class, Voyager. U.S.S. 74656.

It was commissioned during the ah...'ending days' of Enterprise-D. So of course it had more tech and armory than the Enterprise, which was the most powerful *for its time.* As we saw in "Prometheus," Starfleet was developing ships even more powerful than Voyager, even after she was declared 'lost' in the Delta Quadrant.

Also, science vessel !== push-over tug-boat.
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The next time you find yourself in a bind, just ask yourself:
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>Neelix is fucking useless
>"Hurrr durr I am teh best pilot in the galazy and a space play boy, but I never fly the ship and hit on someone elses wife constantly"
>Kim playing the insecure asian, copy and pasted from every 90's show, ever.
>McCoy+Data love child.
>Vulcan dindu to meet diversity quota.
>Mixed alien propaganda throughout the entire series.
>better than TOS

fuck off shill
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>>686344279
>>686344513
>>686344535
>no one addressing the ENT girls by their name
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>>686339103
She always had issues, you can see even her old pics her smiles were always forced or fake.
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>>686346399
It's Enterprise....we're not talking about anything iconic
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What is it about TNG that makes everyone like it so much? Is it really pretty much just because of Patrick Stewart?
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>>686346322
>Neelix actually knew more about the quadrant than anything in the ship's database...plus he was a much-needed morale officer.
>Tom's a playboy, but eventually settled for B'elanna. Lucky bastard.
>Kim's the Chekov of Voyager.
>wat?
>Some Vulcans are black, some are even yellow.
>Nothing wrong with (literal) interracial love on an interplanetary scale. The Hirogen lost, get over it.
>yes, it is
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>>686346591
>Troi tiddies
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>>686346452
Still though, look at the other chick's from that show. Seven, older, still hot. Blanna, still hot. Fuck dude, even Naomi got really hot. With Kes you look and say "well....that's too bad".
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>>686339012
These?
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>>686346054
All that is true, but DS9 along with a couple episodes of TNG (like the one where they get diverted to go "enforce peace" along some alien border cause a show of powerf is a good thing) and the E's obvious role of gunboat diplomacy really do a lot to reveal the true military nature of starfleet.
A starfleet science vessel is more british royal navy science vessel than us research vessel. That is, war ships with scientists aboard, rather than research vessels with maybe a handfull of actual weapons and military crew on board.
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>>686347068
Sometimes you gotta break some eggs.
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>>686346838
Tbh she was the cutest girl across all of the series. The rest of you can fuck off
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>>686347283
2nd cutest.
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>>686344675
>>686345121

Not sure if trolling, but you do realize that that isn't Tuvok, right? It's a different character (Devor) who happened to be played by Tim Russ. Lots of Trek actors have played multiple, unrelated roles across multiple series.
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>>686343411
No, man.
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character describing his divine inspiration
subtle
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>>686347427
I had a bit of fecal encephalitis there....my bad.
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>>686336920
Don't forget he's a flaming faggot as well.
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>>686347669
Don't be rude to my Pat Stew.
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>>686341436
Reg was the only realistic character. Everyone else was so damned, 'perfect.'
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Whats the best season of Voyager? Loving it so far, I don't get the hate it's given
Neelix is the tits but fuck Kes. I guess they just had to have a character that could be brain-raped ala Troi
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>>686336405

>Be Janeway
>Save Seven of Nine

Idk man, 4th captain best captain.
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>>686346838

Fake
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>>686347669
There must be balance anon, thst much awesome can't also be straight, it would overwhelm the universe.
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>>686347445
>Activates to supplement ship's own Inertial Damping systems when performing high velocity maneuvers, or in the case of ship systems failure

Y'know. . . cause they couldn't afford seatbelts.
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>>686347355
Wait who is this? Doesn't look familiar
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>>686340831

>Wanting Gates McFadden

Die in a fire.
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>>686347894
Neelix has a way of 'growing' on you. At first, he's an annoying cunt, but after a while, you just sorta 'get it.'
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>>686348082
What is this, the African federation of planets?
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>>686348089
Ensign Sonya Gomez. She only appeared in 2 episodes of TNG.

She spilled hot chocolate on Picard.
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>>686347669
Is he really? I didn't think he was.
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>>686348100
What, redheads are my kryptonite bro
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>>686348194
Yes.
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>>686348393
hahaha,oh yeah.....the space negros.....
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>>686347993

Is it? Can you show original? Not challenging, just genuinely curious.
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>>686348213
I'd spill my load in her mouth.
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>>686348103
Neelix is great because he's exceptionally warm, in opposition to Vulcans and even general Starfleet personnel who can be stiffed-lipped.
It's a nice new bouncing point that Star Trek hadn't touched before.
Most races are just caricatures of certain attitudes a lot of the time.
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>>686348213
Oh damn. Too bad she didn't stay around on the show. Definitely a qt
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DS9 was my favorite series, also Sisko was my favorite captain even after reading some of the shit the actor of him pulled during the running.

I really liked VOY up until Seven came on, then 1 in 3 episodes revolved around her and her borg menstruation several times a month.

To bad they will never make another series, the new movies are not star trek, just space action adventure.
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>>686347669
Spastic
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>>686347669
>Don't forget he's a flaming faggot as well.

Utter fucking bullshit. He's just got married for the 3rd time and has 2 kids.
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>>686348736
C-Could you not talk that way about my Trekfu?

>>686348748
Absolutely.
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>>686348854
>borg menstruation
>pic
But yes, they are making a new Trek series that will air next year.
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>>686347355
>>686346838

Are you two gay or are you just into mediocre women?

>Pic related, best in Star Trek and all media honestly.
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>>686345623
One thing I liked about voyager was the development of tech that you saw every once in awhile. Like the The Delta Flyer.

Kinda had a Homeworld feel to it
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Naomi Wildman.... Hnnnngggg
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Hey guys, check me out, I'm so cool, I'm Mane and soooo cool. Yeah right. You feel me? Yeah...
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Janeway is a strong powerful woman and don't need no man.
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>>686349229
>yfw if it weren't for her, Obama wouldn't be president
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>>686349229
Am I the only one who never found her attractive?

> bony physique
> weird face
> autistic
> cold and unlikable
> always wearing a bluetooth
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>>686343411
USA! USA! USA! USA!

it was literally that
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TOS>TNG

the rest are fucking shit. And TNG turned to shit after BoBW
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>>686349229
7's nice and all, but she shies in comparison to Gomez. I'd save Seven for a BDSM-type thing.
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>>686336405
As long as we all agree that Insurrection was far and away the worst film, then we will be fine.
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>>686343411
Fucking rednecks in space. Fuck that show with a rake.
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>>686350140
Thats not how spell best.
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What is everyones favorite Voyager episode?
inb4 threshold
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>>686349917
TNG turned to shit at the end of the third season? Are you retarded? Most of the best episodes are from seasons 4-7.

>Not the one pictured though, that's season 3
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>>686350328
"Blink of an Eye."
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>>686349746
She's beagle-eyed. Otherwise pretty good.
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>>686350540

I was just about to post this.
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Hoshi>TPol>Belana>>Crusher7>Troy

True all the women had their spank moments, but this is my order.
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>>686349746


>20 / 10 body
>Perfect alpha woman face
>Able to separate sex and emotion
>Emotionally stable
>Knows human anatomy inside and out (perfect lay)
Yes. You are.
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>>686350328
The Voyager Encounter

I liked it was a through the looking glass "kinda" episode. Also evil Janeway is hot + its a doctor episode
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>>686350533
Oops it's actually 2x12, but my point stands.
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>>686344279

>thinking some Asian bitch is hotter than 7 of 9

Get yourself to a doctor, faggot, because that yellow fever isn't gonna treat itself. As if 7 of 9 isn't the hottest ST chick ever.
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Yeah, Janeway was never qualified to be in a leadership role. She was a politician, a pretty damn evil and biased one too.
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>>686350762
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
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>>686350942
>Hillary Clinton in space
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>>686350762
nah, both Dax ladie's were hotter. I'd say she's about on par with Kira.
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>>686351062
LOL oh man.. i can't believe i never made that connection. Good work, anon.
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>>686350967

I've had a hard on for over 4 hours just by thinking of 7 of 9.
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>>686350328
Tuvix
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>>686345408
cmon tom, guess il have to top wesley he looks like a lazy bottom, the girls... id gossip and shop with
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Paris x Kim bromance HNNNNG
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>>686351214
You'll need an erectile relaxer. I'll have Mr. Paris look into that for you.
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>>686351062
nooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>686351062
>>686351146
No. Janeway is at least a somewhat competent leader that doesn't depend entirely on retards for support.
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>>686343259
many loads were shot to jeri ryan when I was younger.
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>>686351350
I have a defective plasma coil in my ass!
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>>686351728
>Doctor to Mr. Paris.
>Please hurry to sickbay.
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>>686350328
I like the Thaw for throwback.
I thought Living Witness is fun.
Maybe Counterpoint or Think Tank for more serious eps.
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>>686336405
Yeah, the more I think about it everyone in Voyager was a dumb cunt.

Try to describe any character from Voyager without referring to their appearance or actions.
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>>686351922
Why does it still have power?!
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>>686351214
>>686351350

Emergency medical android reporting. Looks like this will require immediate surgical amputation.
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None of ya'll like Ezri?

I guess old /b/ is dead afterall.
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>>686351944
Pretty much all start trek characters are bland though. It's supposed to be like a pulp novel. That's why the episode where Sisco is writing it as a pulp novel is so genius.
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>>686336405
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>>686352164
>Computer, delete the ass
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>>686352191
>he's a pedo but he's also a closeted gay
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>>686352191
No, I can dig it though. The effete british dude defiantly got the better Dax.
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>>686351350

It's ok doc, all I had to do was look at this.
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>>686351728
>>686351922
>>686352021
>>686352164
>>686352292
Why won't anyone help me! It....it's cooking me from the inside....my colon has radiation burns
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>>686351350

Btw, Tom Paris is the worst fucking name in entertainment history. Can you possibly get any more generic or hollow?

Tom Paris.

Just...
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>>686352618
That's why I told you to reserve that kind of behavior for the Holodeck. That's why we have TWO!
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>>686352693
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>>686351081

Tall blondish chick with awesome tits and a killer body - would do anything to smash.
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>>686352618

Computer, delete program
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>>686352790
Holy fuck. He didn't age well.
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>>686352693
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>>686352817
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>>686352790

Time is so hard on people.
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>>686336405
TNG>DS9>ENT>VOY>DOGSHIT>TOS
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>>686352854
Grow up a little and you'll understand.
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>>686352752
>>686352817
Oh god.....why are you talking about the holodeck?! Why am I seeing people from two ships? Which time period am I in? Why won't you get this oUT of my ass?!
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>>686352967
tfw he never wore that sweater on the show, or looked that confident
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>>686353100
Okay, okay, Ensign. Why don't you take a seat over there?

>Oh wait--
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>>686352790
The show was 20 years ago. He's 51 now. I'd say he looks pretty good for his age.
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>>686352951
>>686352790
>>686352693
Don't forget, Lt. Tom Paris was the guy in the 80's live action superman with dolph lundgren and that bitch from friends
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>>686336405
* TOS>TNG>DS9>VOY>ENT
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She's my Ex's godmother. The actor that is.
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>>686353183
P-prince?!
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>>686351081

I hated Kira and her character but that woman had an ass that would not quit.
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>>686353345
fuck..I said superman, I meant
>he man
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>>686338452

first star trek with a woman in charge
got lost in the first episode
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>>686353100

Shut up Wesley.
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>yfw the best star trek babe is ivanova
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>>686353274
>>686353618
AugahahaAhajnfugh..... oh god why? Who's Weasley? Somebody get me the Doctor for the love of God.
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>>686353308

No, some people age like wine (pic related...bow your head in respect of this goddess, age 48)

He just aged like shit.
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>>686353576

Fucking top kekest of keks
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>>686353972
he's still working though, producing and stuff. So is the chick that played Belana Torres. Sorta like Frakes, from one side of the camera to the other...
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>>686352469
fuck you, Dr.crusher is pretty!

...just as long as you're watching the original, non-hd, episodes..
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>>686338633
I know I was supposed to fap to this scene, but I was slightly too young at the time.
All I could think was:
OH MY GOD THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THE HALLWAY
how the hell did they get in there?
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>>686354314

Jeri Ryan was on NCIS and is currently on Bosch. Still working in front of the camera.
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>>686354339

Her overacting stage style performance made her unwatchable. I always skipped episodes focused on her.
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TNG>DS9>VOY>ENT>TOS

No other way this can be thought of.
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>>686348089
>>686348748
>>686348917
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>>686353928
Welp, he's dead. Sorry, Captain.
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>>686355161
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>>686355225
I just fapped earlier. I fear if I do it again, I'll reactivate my dick-psoriasis.
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>>686351350
actually, muscles need to be relaxed in order to allow blood flow to the penis causing it to get hard. muscle relaxants can give you wood
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>>686355279
I'm gonna haunt the sonic showers asshole...oh, and consider my cooked anus a part of your holofamily.
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>>686336405
The problem with ranking captains is that Picard places so far ahead of the others, it's hardly worth quabbling over silver and bronze medals.
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>>686355475
Cut him some slack.

He is an OLDER model, after all.
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>>686355481
>Computer, delete family.
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>>686355403
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>>686355628

>That obscure quote

Well done sir. 100 credits to you.
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>>686339739
truth is spoken
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>>686352191

Yup, I've always had a thing for blue eyed brunettes.
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>>686355767
>credits
You say?
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>>686355723
You can't ignore my anus doctor. It will haunt you. Every time you shut down, my anus will be there waiting. When you open your computer, my anus will be there. Ever data pad. Every data screen. My anus is with you, always.
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>>686353085
going to phoenix comicon. there are trek fursuits every year. Gotta respect someone who wears a fursuit in Phoenix in June; that must be torture.
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>>686355923

>.gif

not animooted.

-100 credits
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>>686356060
ENSIGN! That's enough about your ass! We can hear it all the way up here on the Bridge.
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>>686355923
Why was I not told of this potential acquisition? Kiss the staff Quark.
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