hey something happened to my toe
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hey something happened to my toe
>>686304923
whats with the mini shovel
>>686304923
OMG GO TO HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW ! NO JOKING DUDE
bumping for potential. Also moar
Shit anon, what the fuck?
fuk /b/ro u ok?
>>686304923
Use the ketchup on your toe, use mini shovel to cover wound
can noone else see the ketchup bottle...?
>hey guys something happen to my toe
>to my toe
>too
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>>686305515
God you're an idiot
>>686304923
Fake
I work at sound effects team in hollywood and i know prosthetic hands when i see one
I can see from the blood wounds that this wounds was a self inflicted wound. The way the wound was wound around the blood wound is complacent (I don't know what complacent means) with other injured feet.
Pfft who do you think you're fooling with that spoon, it's obviously photoshopped in
>>686304923
Holy shit, dude! Are you OK?
My cousin's a paramedic. I can have him come over and check you out.
My friend died this way and I won't let it happen to you, anon.
Godspeed, Anon. I'll have you in my prayers
>>686305187
dude its fake the ketchup is in the corner
>>686304923
Did you chpped your finger with that spoon? Eat carefully dude
>>686304923
Guys, are you fucking retarded? that's clearly fucking fake, I mean, who cuts stuff in the toilet sink?
>>686304923
That's not your toe, it's your thumb you dumb fuck..
This is his hand/finger not his toe you idiots. He's obviously hiding his finger and using ketchup as blood. I swear the fucking dumbasses on the internet sometimes...
>>686304923
Looking serious there Op, I'd get to the hospital really fast... Sonic fast. How's walking going?
>>686307720
Fuck off!
You summerfags think you know everything, but you don't.
Here's poor OP bleeding to death because he chopped his toe off with the mini shovel, and all you do is criticize?
Fuck you faggot. We're a family here, we help each other out.
>>686307720
It's obviously a foot you retarded faggot.
>>686307720
That's the fucking joke.
>>686305442
nigg see an H
>deduct is ketchup .
>>686304923
Where is the missing part?
>>686309034
it spun down the drain like any other liquid
virgin detected
>>686308852
is that a yakult?
>>686308842
>>686308852
>>686308869
Are you people crazy? Its not real!!! How am I the only one seeing this!?!? Its faaake. He's fine its a spoon its ketchup! Holy shit!
>>686304923
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>686309665
Off by one
>>686310031
Fuk.....am I found out?....
Is OP a died?
>>686307013
It's a pinky you dumb fuck
>>686304923
don't be idiot guys. Its ketchup not blood.
>>686304923
>hey something happened to my toe
Yeah, it's attached to an asshole.
>>686304923
Medfag here. I'm sorry OP but it looks like you're going to have to amputate the leg. It seems to be Shilley Faggitosis, god speed.
>>686311147
HOLY SHIT, REALLY?! I HOPE HIS TOE IS ACTUALLY OKAY.
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CALL 911 OP
>>686306745
Think about what you just did.. really .. just sit back amount, get a helicopter view and really really think, then come back and tell us how you feel. ok?
>>686305515
》》》joke》》》》》
(Your head)
>>686309665
If anything the sink is fake! But that's it!
The real issue here is whoever laid your floor tile pattern is a fucking asshole.
i'm gonna do it
Rekt bitch
Kek the ketchup is right there in the corner you fags.
>>686312888
you fucking sick bastard
>>686313111
Checked
>>686313222
CHECKED
>>686313222
COMBO!
>>686313331
awe... combo breaker..
>>686313331
So close
>>686304923
sauce pls
Wow your stupid theres cetchup next to it guys
>>686304923 My friend actually done this last week
>>686313489
Heinz tomato ketchup
>>686305515
Retard
>>686304923
I have carefully scrutinized this image and have deduced that it is in fact authentic and undoctored.
Obviously had his finger removed for some reason. The skin is sealed over the top and that's just sauce
>>686313626
looks so fucking fake I can see the fake human skin paste and ketchup.
>>686313838
>being this retarded
Obviously OP cut off his finger with the spoon can't you see the blood?
>>686313626
OHMYGOD! what a fake, gtfo fag
>>686304923
jesus christ dude splint that up or youll be dead in 10 minutes
>>686314422
The Xray he sent me and I can show after they reattached
>>686314422
After Reattached
>>686315174
>making a picture of a computer screen with a shopped picture
>>686315475
He sent me an email of it. Best I could get
>>686315416
fake and gay
>>686315621
Another view
>>686304923
Oh god OP, you fucked up... RIP
Everyone posting in the thread has just caught faggotitus. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, guys.
>>686304923
This is fake! Omg are all you guys really this fucking autistic??
ouch shit man!
>>686316110
just gonna put that there
>>686315899
So are you going to tell us the story or just keep posting pics proving how shit at photoshop you are?
>>686315985
is it lethal?
>>686316229
Depends if you're an asshole it is.
>>686316218
He was cleaning his back wheel on his motor bike, to make the wheel spin he put it into first and then saw that there was some cloth stuck in the chain, thought it would be a great idea to try and grab it and... Bye thumb.
>>686316425
Oh shit.
>>686313680
this, the amount of retarded people in this thread is too many
>>686304923
go to a fucking hospital man, this is serious
>>686316557
Your Imaginary friend sounds very autistic. Everybody knows you're supposed to use your penis to get cloth out of moving motorcycle chains. That way you don't get your fingers caught.
>>686317423
Thats what I said to him
>>686312888
That shits...
>trippy
>>686305014
How small are the spoons where you live??
>>686304923
Nice try, not falling for that one OP
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>686318813
Depends how much you are willing to spend?
200K will get you a top of the range JCB branded spoon. Comes with front and rear loading and an extendable arm so you can eat cereal and shitpost at the same time without craning your neck.
>Let's play Find the New Fags
>>686320147
Did I win?
>>686304923
Jesus dude! What happened to your tomato?!
>>686320355
>kek
no
>>686320147
>>686321409
How about now?
