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ugly

just graduated high school and starting college soon!

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A furfag

>>686286124
teaching literature at university

>>686286124
People consider me "disturbed" and want me to see a psychologist

>>686286124
A pretend normie that works in multi million dollar mansions and yachts all day only to live in his parents guest house to browse because fuck Florida.

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I'm a black guy outside of /b/.

What more do you need to know?

i spend most of my time on /vg/ /ck/ and /g/. once a week or so ill scroll through /b/ to see if there is anything funny which there normally isnt cause this board is pure cancer

trap, fur, loli, shitty dropbox, and ylyl threads are the only thing here anymore

>>686286445
Are you down with the sickness?

>>686286470
How many stores have you stolen from?

>>686286124
Olympic swimmer

>>686286535
Maybe... If so it's undiagnosed>>686286535

>>686286204
Nah, you cool my nig.

>>686286332
Congratulations!

>>686286367
As long as you enjoy it.

>>686286445
Feel free to do so if you feel like it.

>>686286456
Sounds good to me.

>>686286470
Mah nig.

>>686286583
Cool. Any wins?

>>686286718
ah shit...

>>686286795
OP... Surprisingly, a sweetheart

>>686286124
Literally nothing, i finished highschool 1 year ago and since then i did nothing, cna't find a normal job where i don't have to work on weekends with the shitty school i finished so i've been just playing games for the past 12 months.

>>686286828
I see what you did there

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I post shit on eBay for a salvage yard

>>686286367
kys

>>686286124
Im an army fag/ married cis gender guy/ fluffy scifi fiction writer/ computer repair guy for all my friends/ youtuber whith a channel that is xbox repair and modification centric.

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>>686286581
Lost count after I turned 13 years ago.

Here's a pic of a sweet mouse I picked up my nigga

You Neva catch me lackin', boi

>>686286124
Some shitty student. Who doesn't know how the fuck to move forward with his life. I'm always hoping some insane event will occur that will offer me a life to take on.

>>686286828
I'm often isolated and spend the majority of my time on /b/. I'm two faced and treat others in certain ways for my own gain. I create disturbing works of art and I'm fascinated with videos of gore. I am also a very good liar, often getting the tellers of truth in trouble

I'm considered pretty strange but still succesful as a manager

>>686287435
how's being 16 and edgy treating you

>>686287416
Keep up the good work

Software consultant with a nice house and beautiful wife. Used to be a chud when I starred coming here.

>>686287416
kekd, really breaking some perceptions here.

A Marine

>>686286959
I try.

>>686287023
Ohh, you should start from small. Just a little job, an arcade, store, maybe even as a waiter. And when you get experienced with jobs, move on to something better. You'll do great.

>>686287313
Like what?

>>686287382
Sound like a handy guy to have around! Armyfag here as well.

>>686287417
Then you're just waiting for someone to move on with.

>>686287435
Well...I won't comment,but I would like to see your art!

>>686286124
A wandering cook. I pick a new place to live every 9-12 months, find a simple job near it, and move there. It keeps me entertained.

>>686287542
Not trying to be "edgy " or anything like that

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>>686287367
nah, you'd miss me

>>686286124
Im the cunt destroyer. I mostley just destroy cunts.

>>686287810
Not even one wang?

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>>686287435

All you need to do is plan out a school shooting and you have the full "edgey teen" kit.

Cool guy with no friends, no job, and completely ok with that.

Money isn't a problem for me, and I have people around me to talk to.

I have had some interesting happenings in my life too, for better or for worse.

>>686286124
23/m
Trying really hard not to fall into the /b/tard stereotype.
I DM a DnD campaign, read a lot, masturbate even more and just graduated college.
Still live with parents.
Doing freelance work now, but have a job interview at a magazine Monday.
A bit overweight (189 lbs; 5'10) and a fair amount of acne on my back.
I keep myself very well groomed and run every day.
If I keep my shirt on, I'm probably a 6/10, but I'm trying to up that.
Non-virgin, but presently in the midst of a three-month dry spell after most recent girlfriend broke up with me.

>>686287746
It just comes naturally huh?

>>686287469
What do you manage?

>>686287614
Very happy for you.

>>686287707
Awesome. What places have you seen?

>>686287810
Hopefully, cunt in both meanings of the word.

>>686287681
>Ohh, you should start from small. Just a little job, an arcade, store, maybe even as a waiter. And when you get experienced with jobs, move on to something better. You'll do great.
I'm not really the most reliable person to be honest, probably couldn't be a waiter because i coulnd't work for 10 hours and weekends/holidays, i'm a lazy fuck, not fat just lazy, didn't to anything for a year, literally 95% of the time i was in front of my PC.
As a kid i was never forced to really do any work so i'm kinda spoiled and i hate myself for that.

>>686287435
Do you wear a shirt with flames on it?

Lift engineer, girlfriend, stable life. Just come for the funny stuff

>>686287943
Yes, it does

>>686287981
also i wanna add my family wants to kick me from the house since i don't have a job

>>686287416
I like you. You made me smile.

>>686287932
are you me?

Minus age age and manlet status

>>686287982
No, that's too edgy!

>>686286470
That sucks

a christian ginger kid that dropped out of year 11 now i sit at home on my ass playing my PC and wasting my life.

>>686287681
Normally I'd agree with you about finding someone to move on with, but I don't believe in relationships. The primary issue I'm having is all the expenses I'm gonna have to deal with. Rent, bills, food. With the shitty job I got now, there's no way for me to afford it all. And because my job is so shit, I find it hard to find another with my lack of experience.

Im secretly the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan

>>686287313
Nice shades

>>686288155
It suddenly got edgy in here

>>686286124
Married. Father of 2. Senior Management at a billion dollar per year company. Libertarian. Catholic.

a freelance illustrator

>>686288048
Yes, /b/rother, for we are one!

>>686288153
I'm having trouble "getting off the ground" but I figure I'm young and I have time to figure it out.

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A tired college student

36 yr old touring musician, travelling drunk and drug user. Browse here mostly during down time off tour.

>>686287932
Very balanced life indeed, hope you do good with yourself.

>>686287981
It's never too late to change!

>>686288000
Check for a good life.

>>686288079
Then do something that's actually worth your time!

>>686288153
Belief changes, and I wasn't talking about relationships specifically, it can be a good friend too!

>>686288155
Please don't let this be a meme...

>>686288361
Very stable man.

>>686288448
Have some sleep.

>>686286124
Student pilot, OP

Can I just ask, how do you people without jobs afford a good PC and every new game?

>>686288448
Why are you still in your dorm? School finished a month ago here.

Engineering student / stoner

Young. Unemployed. Soon to move out for the first time. Atheist.

>>686286124
Biochemistry student. Chronic migraineur. Homeless technically, I have temp accommodation in a shelter, but it's not dissimilar to renting a room. Other than that there's not a lot interesting about me.

>>686288563
Allah achbar?

>>686286470
Go die you fucking monkey nigger
who only eats watermelons and chicken
because you're too poor eat any thing else

>>686286124
I'm a burn-out working as a cook in a dive bar in a college town. So glad summer is finally here and the faggot students have all fucked off for a few months.

>>686288502
Band?

Just moved from Toronto to Wisconsin and I've been here 1 week how about you op

A racist skinhead who wants to kill all the niggers in the world

24 year old computer science student with muscular thighs

>>686288624
Aussie, and thanks to akbars we now have new cockpit laws and regulationa in place regarding the door gotta space the piss breaks....sucks

>Avid Drug User

Also
>Get

>>686288704
Naaah. Closest I'll say is jam band that plays small to medium festivals. No Bonnaroo yet.

>>686288569
Penny-pinching and piracy.

>>686288625
fried chicken aint that cheap brah. poor people eat ramen

>>686288543
Fuck sleep. Study life! Academics or bust! Fuck e'rebody else!!!!! Integral life!!!

>>686288584
Because I'm trying to better myself with more classes during the summer.

>>686287435
>insert pic of neckbeard with flame-shirt and fedora here

>>686288832
Also aussie,

Why is the iraqi air force so easy to train?

>>686288502
Druggie music is best.

>>686288563
Cool, what do you fly? I might just be the one prepping your aircraft as an air force technician!

>>686288592
You'll make great things.

>>686288649
Sounds like you meet a lot of people.

>>686288737
Will be moving there soon as well, actually!

>>686288823
Just make sure the rest of your body has muscles.

This is me. I write music. Enjoy https://youtu.be/fce_w_VdI-s

>>686286124
I'm ( by modern standards ) a pathetic man. I've been sickly since b4 graduating highschool almost 10 years ago and have been unable to hold a job as a result. I now collect social security and spend time with my mother, sister and nephew.

Most of my time is spent attending church functions; I believe Christ died for us but seem to have a mental block about following him. My body is a wreck but I've actually had a lot of success in courting women both online and in person ( I don't share pics without permission, my women love that ). I'm attracted to people of almost all ages ( from puberty to the nursing home ).

My biggest pet peeve and biggest blessings are the two childhood friends I still associate with. Both of them are much better off than me from a health perspective but one, after four plus years of schooling ( four for being a shrink, he switched his studies to I.T. ) only managed to hold a cashier/stockman's job at Dollar General which he just quit because he disliked his boss/was too cowardly/cucked to turn her into corporate. My other friend, who is a tard ( very smart for a tard great at math/business things and has degrees in geology ) can't find a job because he has trouble speaking and is now bouncing around various manual labor jobs. I've advised him to take a minimum wage position at a store like Aldi and to get a business degree so he can get a job as a regional manager but at this point his confidence is too shot. The reason they are my pet peeves is because, if I were healthy, I feel I could have done much better than both of them. With my body now recovering as it should I might actually take the advice I offered my tard friend for myself. They are a blessing because they are almost the only socialization I get outside of my family/church.

Roll trips and I'll answer a question about my life; I'll be here until 12:30 U.S. Central

>>686288956
They only need to teach them how to take off.

A mathfag that is taking a break from school do to a mental breakdown. I plan on working after this summer and then going to grad school August of 2017.

>>686288833
checked

>>686288625
Chicken isn't cheap at all... I think tuna would be what you're looking for. I know damn well watermelon isn't cheap.

Im a dude with about 3 foot long hair

Completely no one. I am nothing outside of /b/.

>>686289106
How much weed do you smoke?

>>686289192
You're nothing on /b/ either... How does that feel?

>>686288039
They should kick you out you useless faggot.

>>686289106
You should try being someone else.

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OP here... I'm kinda tired from a hard days work, so I hope everyone has a great night. Loved reading about every single one of you!

>>686289106
I feel you brother. Bout to either cut these locks or dread them

>>686289249
three weeds/ps

>>686288920
Fuck ramen. Canned soup is where it's at.

>>686289249
All day, erry day

>>686287968
I've spent at least two weeks in each of the 48 continental states (two more to go and then it's international time!). My absolute favorites? The Salt Flats in Utah, The Hoh rainforest in Washington, and Yosemite in California.

>>686287614
How can I become a software consultant?

>>686286124
a sorta well known jeweler
I've worked with A few nationwide companies, and designed a few lines for them one of them being Ben Bridge

>>686289384
Tuna is cheaper and full of nutrients that you need!

>>686289342

aren't you afraid you'll overdose

>>686288361
>libertarian
Edginess incarnate

>>686289342
That's too many weeds per second.

A hospital groundskeeper.

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>>686289106
>>686289307

But before I go to sleep... Beat me!

>>686289249
0

>>686288737
What part of Wisconsin? 262/414 here

>>686289524
nice man nice

>>686289337
you do what you think is best man

I have a man tail and i listen to drizzy

>>686288983
I fly craft from cessna 152-182 to beechcraft kingair the 350...which is what I'm doing hours on atm...i applied for the airforce and apparently having prior experience in flying dosent mean shit they retrain you from the basics basic but some fuckwit like me who's already experiencd can coast thru the initial training, but i find it cool they retrain and start everyone applying as a pilot from basic lift formula shit even if you're a seasoned flyfag

>>686286124
Chef at a descent shit restaurant. Former alcoholic, now just play vidyas and fuck off on the interwebs.

I'm a programmer, avid drug user and show/festival goer, gun enthusiast and a bisexual slut.

>>686289438
I went to uni and did archaeology, realised that was fucking stupid and did a part time computing masters while working full time to fund it.

Then I got lucky and got a development job based on the fact that I worked full time and did a masters.

Then after three years got a consultancy job based on being a normal person, not an IT nerd.

So work hard and like sports.

Where do you live?

I'm a politician. Not an elected representative yet, but it still pays the bills.

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>>686289443

Student at Columbia studying to become a surgeon. Otherwise I'm just a faggot.

>>686286124
Live in Switzerland. Electrician. Wife. Kids.

Classically-trained singer. I've performed at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville, on stage at Disney World, St Stephens Cathedral in Vienna, various cities in Germany and Austria, in Prague. I'm the featured soloist on the title track of an album produced by an award-winning collegiate chamber choir with which I've been a principle member for 4 years.

I was a nobody with no life.

Now I finally figured out what women want so I spend pretty much all day meeting women until I hopefully will get accepted to school.

I should probably get a job.

>>686286124
A self-employed security installer with general anxiety disorder whose only way of keeping calm is by playing my own music on acoustic guitar. I have a girlfriend of 6 years who I treat like shit, I cheat. I drink. I'm slightly overweight, but I manage to pull women in clubs cause I am tall and hide it extremely well by looking muscular. I drive a mercedes s500 and have fuck all money in my bank, -1800E and 30k student debt. I have no patience, I can't make decisions, and I don't plan. FML.

>>686289473
>Wait for canned soup to go on sale
>Buy it in bulk
>Lasts forever

Now I have a variety of flavours.
I can also mix them to create new and exciting meals!
Have you ever mixed tomato soup with beef stew?
Toss in a couple packets of hot sauce from your local food court and you have some tasty Mexican cuisine that includes two of the four food groups!

>>686286583
special olympics?

>>686289808
In Slovakia, but I'm going to a university in Czech rep. in September, hopefully I'll find a job there as well.

A slut. But I'm charming and hilarious. Also a waitress who has violent fantasies

currency trade extraordinaire

>>686286124
Engineer and family man.

I live life on the edge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7FF_2hDkA

>>686290559
>Slut
>Charming

pick one

Introvert beta bitch who is trying to gain confidence

>>686290723
Start by showing tits or gtfo bitch

>>686286124
Professional truck driver, heavy equipment operator, dune buggy owner, real estate investor, fat neckbeard. Live in hometown. Good job. Married hs gf. All in all pretty happy I guess.

>>686287632
You mean preconceptions

>>686286124
I'm a mildly famous shit-disturber who is often in the media and have a Wikipedia article written about me. I also hosted a couple of radio shows. Whenever I mention anything about my life here, a pack of suburban teenagers call me a liar and I'm forced to out myself. Then they accuse me of being a conceited egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of suburban teenagers. Basically, I'm not allowed to discuss anything about my life.

>>686290785
Im a dude ffs

>>686290810
I could have been you :/

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I. AM A DICKFARMER!

>>686287636
POG detected.

>>686290876
Show tits

>>686290723
SS+GOMAD

I know that most will probably not believe me, but I have no reason to lie. I'm a helicopter pilot for a very famous British boxers.

>>686291084
T-Rex legs incoming

>>686290559
Post slutty, charming, hilarious, violent boobies.

>>686291126
How'd you get such a sweet gig?

>>686291126
Like, dogs?

>>686290524
Tip: try and focus on something niche, not something cool or popular. Oracle software is a decent cross over.

Optical lab tech kinda

>>686287968
Vice-director in a waste management plant

>>686291222
Dad flew in the RAF and he "pitchforked" me into a good roll.

>>686291272
No, top British fighters in the sport of boxing.

>>686290702
Why? The only people who know I'm a slut are my best friend and the dudes I fuck. Meeting me you'd never guess. I hate little vag-hating peices of shit like you. Mommy issues?

>>686291222
Trips Checkin

>>686289555
Mequon. Where are you?

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>>686291057
Fine

>>686291440
fuck yeah!

Child and adolescent mental health nurse who wonders if some of /b/ should have used services when they were younger.

>>686291376
Have fun being preggers

>>686291197
I hate my boobs though. Never really been one for rules, anyway.

>>686291376
It's one or the other.
I bet I could smell the slut on you. Not saying your vagina stinks, but females do let off a smell that only means one thing.

>>686291440
>>686291376
c'maaaaan

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Former grad student. Ditched the Ph.D. bandwagon and thinking of switching to law school. Shitty wageslave in the meantime.

>>686291628
Fuck kids. IUD for days

A 19year old guy with bodymods, school dropout, unemployed, in rehab since january.
I play games, but only fps. Music enthusiast, weed smoker, fucked up in the head but kind hearted to people i have emotions for, pessimist as well i guess.

>>686291631
>>686290559

I bet a baboons ass has more charm than you

>>686291667
You must be such an expert on women. Wow

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>>686289468
Dude, I'm about to get into that and would love you advice or help. Please drop an email to [email protected] seriously. /bro. ...dick shaped jewelry.

>>686291631
What's wrong with your boobs?

>>686291794
>>686291631
>>686291376
>>686290559

I'm beginning to see why you're a slut

Can't keep one guy with your overly intolerable blabber

so you just embraced being nothing more than a bucket in which for men to dump their sperm

Shitty novelist

>>686287435
> I am a liar
AKA ignore everything above

>>686286124
I'm bisexual and do drugs not much els too say

>>686291834
Don't be afraid. It's just a pussy

Introverted, doesn't talk to girls much, likes drugs, lazy. Pretty much everyone on /b/.

>>686292047
Wouldn't be /b/ without this guy

I never lie
I was the first man on the moon

>>686291938
Yeah. Been around the block. House parties and what not. I like the smell. The hunt. I'm a dog.

>>686286124
30 year old washout with mental health issues. Basically the same person I am here.

>>686290658
Please anon. Do tell

I am true and honest to myself and everyone, I don't really care about stupid bullshit like drama or pretending being someone I'm not, I speak the truth, I hate when I'm lied to cause there's no excuse to do so, if you lie you are a piece of shit, no other way around.
I don't care about impressing people, even less here.
I do take meds for mental shit, but I have it under control, almost at the end of the two year treatment.
I basically am the same person here and outside, but I'm no troll, fag, retard, neet, weeb, pussy or attention whore, just free to be myself

>>686292378
He exchanges currency for weed.

>>686292272
Blue Waffle > Your pussy

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>>686290883
It's not to late anon!!!

>>686292032
They're a tiny bit saggy and asymmetrical. Not ugly, just not nice enough to flaunt on the internet

Lonely mildly good looking college student

>>686292605
I love that your wangs are so persistent

>>686292618
What's your favourite physical feature?

Someone who's way too socially intelligent to be willingly associating myself with all you fuckboys, but does so anyway.

>>686292350
How many girls have you fucked?

>>686292618
Not nice enough for internet standards?

Fuck you must be the bottom of the barrel

>>686292809
Yep.

>>686292809
ONE
OF
US

>>686292809
*retarded

Fixed that for you