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My girlfriend is no longer prego, falcon punch worked. We're
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My girlfriend is no longer prego, falcon punch worked. We're free now.
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>>686281712
Good. Now fuck yourself off of the planet you disgusting piece of shit.
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>>686281712
congrats from armenia, brother of mine
by the way what is falcon panch?
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Dubs decides how we celebrate
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>>686282035
newfag
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>>686282057
Thank you Armenian brother!
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>>686282937
creampie
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>>686282057
a falcon kick but with a fist
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>>686281712
>>686283035
Don't you live in America? Can't you get an abortion free if you're poor? Or just get an actual abortion? This is severely retarded
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So... so it actually works? Thought it was like an urban legend or something
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I hope OP didn't kill his kid and she gives birth to a severely retarded reject
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>>686283269
what do you think is inside a pregnant womans belly?
what do you think happend if someone hit it?
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>>686281712
Congratz. It's nice to hear good news these days.
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>>686283152
Nope, not in the deep woods. Luckily her grandpa held her while I did the falcon punch. We're all happy now.
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>>686283269

No, this is just a lie. All embryos are immune to any sort of physical damage. An abortion is actually done by using a special tool that removes the soul from the unborn.
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>>686283775
That explains the white stuff that came out along with the blood and stuff.
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Please tell me this is fake. This shit does not work
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>>686282035
are you projecting your feelings? do you wish your parents would've falco punched you too?
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>>686282937
eat the dead fetus
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>>686283129
I see now
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>>686281712
Holy shit this thread. I could come up with no less than a dozen safer ways to have an abortion in the middle of the woods than, "fuck it let's punch it"...

Not even white knight, that's just fucking stupid, she could could die if there's any eternal bleeding.
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>>686284098
Fetus sandwhich!
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>>686283907
Post pics
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>>686284225
But thats the miracle! She's not dead! Even her grandpa said this was the best route.
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>>686284225
>eternal bleeding
Well memed my friend
*tips fedora*
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>>686284237
>>686284098
stir fry it
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Fetus was flushed a day ago
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>>686284383
straight from 9gag

disgusting
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Post nudes with the stomach visible it turns me on
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>>686284225
>eternal bleeding
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timestamp of falcon punch abortion belly with the words "OP is a faggot" on belly or OP gets b&
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>>686284344
>She's not dead!
Yet lol, she hasn't even passed the fetus yet but the look of the pics. She is far from through that shit, though I think it's safe to call the fetus a goner.

Should of watched some youtube videos on performing abortions, you can learn anything from youtube. Or just take 6 morning after pills and that should about do it.
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why would you wait this fucking long
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>>686283769
do the deep woods have free wifi?
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Fist:1 baby:0
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>>686283035
was she pregnant with a fucking Alien?
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>>686281712
jesus fucking christ OP. If this is real kill yourself
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>>686284677
Winrar
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No more pics? No timestamp?
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>>686284912
Okay you caught us, she went into surgery and she's in recovery now. Figured I'd cheer her up by fooling some /b/tards. Lol
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>>686285206
This
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>>686284225
would you care to elaborate
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>>686283035
>>686285253
Then why is she smoking a victory cig? Maybe you should have punched harder?
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ITT: some serious newfagotry
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>>686285425
coathanger abortion is way safer dude.
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>>686285496
Newfaggotry that still fooled some people.:)
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>>686282035
pussy
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>>686281712
Congratulation. The only thing children so anyway is to destroy relationships.

About time we initiate state controlled breeding cells with knowledge transfer via VR, which delivers a compelte, 16 yo well behaved citizen ready to colonize space and defend the human race.
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Good job op. I would suggest a few more for safety sake.
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>>686285751
How bout I rape you off the planet?
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>>686281712
Good for you anon
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>>686285253
oh so it's a legit abortion? it really looks like that?
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>>686287121
The bruising is internal and it'll take a few days to actually heal, but that's what it looks like if there's a surgical abortion or any kind of uteral surgery
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at which time of the pregnacy was the abortion ?
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>>686288165
why do you care? what difference does it make?
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>>686288165
Only a week into the pregnancy, but the pregnancy was inside one of the tubes instead of the uterus so it was going to be a goner either way.
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>>686288337
Makes sense. More bruising than I would expect for only a week in.
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>>686284808
What if soul sucking belly urchin is not kill? What do comrade?
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>>686283120
This. Dubs get
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>>686287740

glad to hear you & she are actually doing ok
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>>686288661
Go get an actual abortion?
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>>686288961
Thanks anon, and anyone who took this seriously listen to the people who said falcon punch doesn't work. Lol
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>>686289144
If a punch can kill a person if done right, I'm pretty sure it can cause an abortion. Probably far from guaranteed though.
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this is fucking retarded

a surgical abortion does not cause bruising like that, all a D&C causes is bleeding like a period and heavy cramps.

OP if this is real you are retarded, should have just had a perfectly safe and legal abortion instead of pushing your bitch down the stairs
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>>686289949
Then you'll end up with a retarded baby
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>>686290601
Does it matter? She's fat
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>>686282035
summerfag
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>>686284706
thats the joke you newfag.
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>>686290689

it doesn't matter to me, i'm not the one who will be father to a retarded baby in however many months.
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>>686283120

rolling for this
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>>686284383
>>686284706
I fucking hate summer.
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>>686283035
Nice fucking punch. Too bad you missed the bear that mauled her.
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>>686286401
>state controlled
Get off the states dick
They'd use it for war machines anyways.
Why bother with education if we can instantly teach it how 2 war.
Koni2016
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>>686282035
Faggot
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>>686290601
Are you retarded? Because that is actually what happens a day after a surgical abortion where a part of a tube has to be surgically removed. If you would've read my post then you would've realized that you autist.:)
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>>686290936
>summer
Oh fuck off
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>>686286986
OK!
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>>686290936
It has begun
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>>686281712
POST PICS OF THE FETUS WHEN IT SHOWS UP FAGGOT OP PLS
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>>686293175
Did you even read the thread? It's over. It's done, it was my first shitpost. And you fell for it. I'm sorry.
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>>686282035
Someone's a bitch
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>>686291939

are you talking about a tubal ligation? that isn't an abortion you retard. if you're talking about a D&C it doesn't bruise the stomach like that.

i know because I HAVE HAD ONE
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>>686281712
That's awesome! Thank you for doing the world a favor!
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You killed my baby?
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>>686290936
They obviously knew the joke.
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>>686295172
It was an esotopic pregnancy, where a pregnancy forms in a tube instead of the uterus.
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>>686295172
So are you gonna stop being such a retarded cunt now??
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OP GIVE US AN UPDATE ON THE ROTTEN VEGETABLE!
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>>686281712
>>686283035
Kill yourself. You're just a degenerate killing your own child just to get the scraps the elites give you. I bet you're a cityfag too.
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>>686283152
>Don't you live in America? Can't you get an abortion free if you're poor? Or just get an actual abortion? This is severely retarded
Fuck off PP shill. You fuckers should all be shot.


ITT shills pushing for abortion clinic funding. These faggots should be shot.
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>>686284344
Her grandpa is pretty retarded too. You`re all fucking retarded so I guess you go well together?

Have fun being completely retarded man. I guess that little fella was better off not being birthed.
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>>686297811
>>686298004
lol and then theres this faggot getting trolled hard.

You need a bullet son.
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>>686284006
Its just those babykiller faggots shilling. They've been making threads like this for years to promote abortion. Hopefully they piss off people on here enough to shoot up some abortion clinics.

Notice how the baby-killer fags always have the same arrogant posts? Same fags every day.
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>>686287740
I've had two abortions and no bruising but okay, buddy...
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>>686295172
Tits or GTFO
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>>686298246
See a doctor about that schizophrenia
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>>686295848

you are so obviously full of shit; can't even spell ectoptic. do a rudimentary fucking google search and learn to spell before you call someone a retarded cunt, you retarded cunt.
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>>686298389

( . Y . )
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>>686298651
>I know everything because I googled for 2 minutes.
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>>686298651
I found a ton of pictures similar dumb cunt
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>>686283152
Not really no. I'm poor as shit and I just spent 900 dollars on an abortion several months ago.
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>>686298801

>except i didn't have to google it because i'm not an autistic nigger like you

no abortion procedure causes bruising like that. you are an inbred uneducated sack of shit and i'm done here, kys faggot
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>>686281712
Congrats, enjoy a beer
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>>686299235
I'm impressed that you know the possibilities of every abortion for every woman in every situation.

You can't handle being wrong can you?

Gril confimed
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>>686281712
White people are the new niggers.
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>>686299235
Type abortion bruising and OP isn't even the worst pic on there.
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>>686299529
kek
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>>686283035
I'm sure the ciggs she's smoking helps
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>>686299529

what tipped you off, when i told you i had a D&C? congratulations on your excellent deductive reasoning breh

it's a good thing you killed your kid before it had a chance to take after you.
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>>686299843
I'm not even OP, just can't stand dumb bitches who think they know everything because someone misspelt a procedure.

Of course surgery can cause severe bruising, do you actually think OPs fist did that? Then you are even more retarded then I think you are.

>Everyone knows there's no girls on the internet.
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Any way to cause this without the woman's knowledge?
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>>686282937
have a baby
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>>686299200
pay 900 for an abortion

or pay 5 bucks for some rubber
or pay $0 to google: how are babies made and how do i pull out during ovulation periods.
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>>686290936
People are faggots all 12 months of the year, not just 3. And one of those people are you.
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>>686282035
>fuck yourself off of the planet. Funny and true.
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>>686283769
Dude what in the actual fuck. My old lady had a misscarrige. I didn't want kids but that shit ruined me for life. I'm getting neutered in 2 weeks kidless. Don't even wanna chance round 2.
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