21
neet
neet
voice actor

man i suck at life

>>686272938
27
/b/ collecting stamps eBay flipping
$50 a week
Get laid, get into stocks

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>>686272938
22, Army, ~20k/year. Want to go back to school if I don't deploy.

Pic related. I'm a combat engineer and an armorer. Just guns and explosives all day.

>>686272938
33
Assistant Manager at a Country Club
75k
Own a small home and an offshore fishing boat to make my living from the sea. Fuck working for someone else

21
Front desk at hotel
$9.25 or $9.50 I forget
Move to Norway is bum out there

>>686273123
if it's not bait off your self

>>686272938
24
aerospace engineer
95k a year (salary)
become head of department so i make massive money and work very little so free time out the ass

26
Graphics designer
4000€

20
Civil Engineering student/Musician
€300-500/month
Wanna become a famous musician and get to travel the world (and tons of other things), live life to the fullest I guess

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>>686272938
>cop
>comfy life

>>686272938
>>686273172

24
Ammo Troop
$3200/ monthly
I want to live off my property when I retire, but for now I just build bombs in the Air Force

>>686272938
22
Social worker, disabled children
I guess something around 20$
the same, just a lot more $

27
Auto body / Refinishing manager
70k salary + about 15k in side jobs a year.
Bought first house few weeks ago.
Feels good man.

>>686273212
It's not bait, I'm living a comfortable life and planning to get my own place as soon as I've saved enough money to buy some stocks. I'll be rolling in money while you work at your dead end job. Right now I'm making enough money to buy every new vydia all next gen consoles and a beefy gaming pc. Don't judge people without knowing their situation faggot>>686273252

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>>686272938
Anyone have her nudes? Lmao
19
Burger king
8:35/hr

>>686273669
Congrats
Kill your self

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20
apprentice sparky
20k year
get land, live off said land

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>>686272938
32
neet
what I get for x-mass/birthday from my parents.
fuck a little girl and suicide.

>>686273021
i really do fucking suck at life

22
Retail
18.50 NZD
To die having found some sort of mental peace

>>686272938
27
Gaming Tech
$1050 pw
Become CEO

>>686272938
11 dollars an hour for landscaping? shit mate I get 25 an hour, convert that from AUD too USD and thats 7 more dollars an hour I am getting than you.

>>686273021
You'll get there some day brother just do what you love that's what matters

>>686273669
Holy shit you're the definition of b

>19
>10.30/hr
>various clerk positions at a grocery store
>want to do something I can have pride in

>31
>Civil engineer
>80k-120k depending on length of contract
>Develop my 100 acres in Maine and retire by 55.

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>>686272938
28
Assistant teacher
$14
Drinking myself to death

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>>686274036

$85,000 salary + overtime
Cmm programmer in the automotive industry.

>22
>just graduated university
>working a delivery job currently, just interviewed for a full time position at a college
>just ready to start making enough money to live comfortably/get high every day

>>686274064
I work for a shady company they make me do dumb shit like taking out trash installing dry walls and insulation, it's better then making 7.50 at McDonalds but not much better

>>686273787
man, 32 and still haent banged a youngling, yo suk
>>686274081
nah, im probably going off myself this summer

>>686273669
>save money to buy stocks
>somehow live off that money
>allow that money to magically multiply exponentially
Seems like a solid plan.

38
CPA
$360K
Retire at 50

>>686274064
i heard on the radio some guy was making $150k installing letterboxes and clothlines in melbourne

19
Warehouse
13 a hour
Fuck with stocks, rent a house out, become a doctor of some sort.

Age: 28

Job: Salesman for a gas detection/monitoring company.

Pay: Around £30.000 a year + 3-5k in bonus's

Future: Haven't really thought about it if im honest, im quite comfy where i am

>>686274354
I won't tell you not to but most people don't have the balls when it comes down to it. Just work on your voice acting maybe you'll land a role in some triple A animation title in the future

>>686272938
19 (almost 20)
Factory work, repetitive work all day, but I can listen to music/audiobooks, so it's k
19,50$ /hr
Going to move into apartment August and start engineering study in September.

20, Lead Developer in an internet startup, 10k/mo, making 100k/mo

>>686274491
no, i mean... i dont wanna tbh but i rather kill myself then goto jail for the things ive done..

>>686274354
It's just a speed bump bro keep things positive

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>Age
23
>Job
Retail
>Pay
$9.13/hr
>Future Goal
Finish CC Courses > Get EMT Certification > Do undergrad in Bio Chem > Go to Med School > Become a surgeon

>>686274651
You a low key pedo?

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21
Pretty much specialized office worker
$13.25/hour
No plan, no ambition. Just coasting til I die.

>>686274758
Cmon bro drop the vydia and b and set some goals for yourself

>>686273742
Where do you live? Union apprentice sparkys start at like $18USD/hr in Chicago

>>686273440
I'm a cop. It's a pretty chill job for the most part.

21
Butcher
$15
Have my own shop

>>686272938
21, pool service technician, $11/hr, engineer or musician

>>686274872
Yea considering the benifits, job security, and somewhat of an authority it ain't too bad

27
Sous Chef
16hr
Some sort of sustainable crime

>>686274756
im actually alot of things, maybe a neet but im really dangerous in public. Im very impulsive and whatever is in my head i wanna do, dangerous or fun or even sexual, im not safe around to be with but usually my 2 friends are my conscious.

>>686274911
Checked.

Happy that you are in charge of your own work. Hope you stay busy with your shop.

>>686272938

52, College Professor, $134K, staying employed.

26
Surveillance investigator (cave troll)
13.00+/-
Attend college and teach high school physics/play with the Large Hadron Collider.

>>686274671
this dude >>686274651 >>686275018

>>686275061
So which ivy league college do you teach at to make that salary?

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21
Neet
$0
Just studying as much as I can so I can take the TASC test and pass it. I don't really know what to do with my life. I'm just trying to find something I like that pays a lot.

>>686275002
Like 90% of the people I come in contact with are easy to get along with. Most of the time I let them off with a warning. All I ask is just listen and don't lie man.

>>686272938
27

Pizza Delivery

$400 a month

Mass murder and then suicide

>>686275209
you and me buddy,

>18
>greenhouse laborer
>$8
>become certified computer technician

>>686272938
21
no job, just got out of depression, soon studying
1,204 $ a month
I wanna live in a small apartment or house with a friend and have a job that can pay for my bills and my gaming and training habbits

21
programmer
1000$ per month
making my very own game

>>686275166

That's not too hard to pull off as a professor, depending on the field of study. An economics professor can knock that kind of pay down at a state school

>>686275249
30
2nd Doorman
£10/hr
Head doorman livable wage working on weekends

20
Office assistant, cinema usher
$10 and $9.60 respectively
To get into John Jay School of Criminal Justice for grad school next year.

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>>686272938
25
Bartender
$23
Last semester of masters, job lined up in Siemens marcomms, work a while

>>686272938

38
marketing
75k a year
get more blowjobs

23
Financial Analyst
78k annual, but goes nowhere living in Manhattan
Need to just keep going til about 26 when i can get poached by a smaller firm for more money and better life, or same just getting internally promoted. I am the son of an auto body mechanic. Actually dream of my own towing business in a small town... Writing this from the toilet cuz if I take my phone out at desk it's some huge shit
Have gf. Don't want gf anymore. Don't consider fucking my gf getting laid anymore.
Anyone live in Seattle and know what it's like there? May have an offer soon. Sorry to ramble

>>686274867
It's not that I have an affinity for /b/ so much as I have no interest in other things. I'm a poorfag, which is my fault, as in not good with money, but I don't play too many vidya, I just read and watch tv/movies. The only reason I'm not poorer is because I'm still living with my mom, but she's not much more well off. I'm just trying to save up and move out, so I won't be such a burden on her anymore.

>>686272938
32
Network Systems Administrator
85k a year

Comfortable where I am right now, wouldn't mind a CIO position eventually, but no rush

>Age
25

>Job
Accountant

>Pay
~$70,000 a year

>Future goal
Make it through life with as little pain as possible

>>686272938
48
street tarot reader and union organizer
$0 on a bad day, $200 on my best day, $40-60 a day average
hobo museum curator

>>686274688
Tits or gtfo...

31
grocery store manager
45k a year
fuck a midget

>>686272938
22
Photographer
45k per year
Find cheaper rent and do some higher end jobs.

>>686275782
what do i have to do so i dont fuck up as bad as you?

>>686275370
134k$ is above average salary for a college professor. Just google it and you will see that is starts somewhere at 80-85k and then goes up.

He said he was 52, let's assume he has been a professor since 28, that would be 24 years.

So if he got a 85k salary when he started teaching at the age of 28, that would mean his salary has increased by 2,000$ per year, which is a shit ton.

Not a state college professor.

19
I clean tables
$10.50/hr
I just want to be happy. Uni doesn't help that.

>>686273465
What's social work like?

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>>686272938
21
Store Assistant
$21
Buy a block of land in the country somewhere and go completely off grind and do the whole homesteading thing.

>>686275940
And this was just vaguely doing the math. Could even assume he started at 90-100k but that would be even more unusual.

>>686275940
In Norway 134K is normal as a professor. Maybe he's not in the US

>>686275940
got tenure

>>686274870
I live in Chicago what is a sparky how do I start

>>686276092
>Norway
>University professor

Difference of college and university mate.

I know a math professor with a phd that makes over 200k here in Denmark.

24
Welder
32/hr
Uhhh I don't know I'm pretty good right now? Maybe less work hours

>>686275897
I like my life. I've had some amazing experiences: I've run for public office, hosted two different radio shows, been on the cover of every newspaper in the country more than once, and there's a Wikipedia article about me. If you want to know how not to have a strange, awesome, lonely, exciting, painful, adventurous life, just keep being conformist and ordinary. Pursue money, always be concerned what others think of you, and avoid anything which makes you stand out.

21
Living of student loans and money from my mom.
Goal is to become like this guy https://youtu.be/ZDuuJp4bDtE

>>686276009
It´s fun, I guess. I work as an assistant now, but going to school so I can get more responsibility with making plans for the kids and how to make them evolve better so they can be better at doing shit for themselves. It´s cool if you don´t have an "eat or get eaten" attitude and get the kicks out of helping people that can´t do shit for themselves. And it´s always activities, so I get to go swimming, cooking, going on trips and doing fun stuff I´d normally do anyways.

>>686274688
Is that you?

>>686274688
I might have to wank one real quick

>>686273252
100k a year at 24...job responsibilities include browsing /b/. Because you know, real world jobs pay 24 year olds that salary to browse the interest instead of an elite 45-50 year old man that is 10x's more capable. Management oversee I guess

>>686273440
90k base at 5 years here. Pension, 75% at 25 years. With OT 120k

>>686272938
28
unemployed
none
no goals, just survive

>>686276398
That sounds great! I wish you good luck friend.

>>686275897
Not that guy, but don't fuck up at school.

23
mending hearts (work with tards)
$400 weekly
I just want to be able to wake up one day and be able to to say "I don't mind going to work today."

I mean I live in a decent 2 bedroom house, have enough income to pay my bills and afford afew creature comforts, maybe hungry a little near the end of the week, but overall I stay stoned and I stay alive so if I can enjoy going to work too I think I will have achieved the dream.

28
Computer systems engineer
$30k monthly
Create fucking skynet

>>686276832
Thanks anon! you too

24
Truck driver
Will have made about 50k after my first year
Got a job offer at a large parcel service after my year is up, 72k a year, I'll just do that until I retire. Might save and buy a truck or two.

>>686272938
22
Code monkey/Programmer for a small company
€20k
streaming games/youtube videos and earning enough to make it my job

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>>686272938

22
QC Chemist
39k/yr
Lab Manager/PhD, also get married

>>686277209
Did you do CS? Or just had contacts?

19
Unload trucks at best buy
9.75
Working on my bachelors in accounting then i need to take the CPA

20
Run my own company
200k a year
Got it a year ago from my dad dont know what to do next

>>686272938
21
Television
$65k
Buy a house

>>686274036
>Gaming Tech
what do you do exactly?

19
Studying kinesiology and Health Sci
Working part time at Walmart
$12/h CAD
Wanna get into pharmacy so I have a goodjob go support my mom and get her out of debt.

>>686272938
21
clerk
93k
marketing management
greetings from switzerland /b/

>>686278498
Do it. I have plenty of colleagues that went that route and love it.

>>686278702
Thanks man, but I feel like the degree is useless if I don't end up getting accepted to pharmacy :(. W.e I'll just try my best

>>686277946
Youre in a pretty good place for your age

>>686277652
I studied CS and looked for a job for about a year before finally finding one. I didn't have any contacts back then

19
Rockfall and Blasting Contract Laborer
15.50 standard 35.00 average prevailing pay
Environmental scientist for an environmental law firm. Hopefully get some further eductaion and more degrees to settle down and teach as a professor

>>686278518
Shit does that need a degree? And hello from Canada

18
Painter (decks and shit not pictures)
$10/hr
Criminal Investigator

>>686278822
It depends honestly. If you go to a good school, you will have the time of your life and grow a network you couldn't have dreamed of. But if you do some online shit and then don't get accepted, yeah a waste of time.

>>686272938
25
Programmer (part time) but still at school atm.
12 euro
Become senior dev, smoking hot girl, nice house and a dog

23, research assistant at a govt agency, $40K/yr, goal is to get a phd and then be a professor or work at an independent institution