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Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
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Thanks anon, I already feel step 2.
Keep hope
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no thanks, just kill yourself already
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>>686269189
>>686269213

No.
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>>686268935

Why no hooker?
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>>686270346

Trafficking and shit.
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>>686268935
Are you actually afraid of women?
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>>686270947

I'm afraid of people in general.
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1. Y u no hookers, op?
2. I feel slightly better
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>>686271111
Im a huge faggot
>>686270947
Im a huge faggot
>>686270346
Im a huge faggot
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Apparently, I'm a huge faggot.
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Shit nigga why haven't you got a prostitute yet?
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>>686271633

Moral reasons. See above.
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>>686272011
Do the following op,
>work out (lose some bellyfat get guns)
>go to old singles meetings (they exist)
>talk. The worst that could happen is you lose your spaghetti. Not too bad, shit happens.
Just give life another shot opie. It's not that bad
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>>686272205
>>work out (lose some bellyfat get guns)

I work out every day.

>>go to old singles meetings (they exist)

I still hang around in student bars.

>>talk. The worst that could happen is you lose your spaghetti. Not too bad, shit happens.

That did happen a lot.
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What kind of wizard powers did you get?
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>>686268935
Why do you smoke weed all day long?

Are you jewish?
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>>686272960

I can throw fireballs at peasants.

>>686273064

Don't smoke weed. Not jewish.
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How do your looks rate 1 to 10?

Penis size?

Height?

Any Siblings?

How was your childhood?
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>>686268935
What's your height and weight? Body type as well
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>>686271103
What is there to be afraid of?
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>>686268935
>>686271192

are you gay?
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>>686268935
since i am a 24 year old kissless virgin, i don't feel better knowing that there are other loser s like i. But i feel better when i see men that have been royally screwed by their previous wives by taking their houses and money. I probably be single for my entire life, but i enjoy my life, do you? That's the biggest question, do you enjoy your life?
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>>686271111
Everyones just going to ignore these quads?
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keep this going for as long as possible and unlock powers unknown to man
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>>686274229
>How do your looks rate 1 to 10?

6/10

>Penis size?

16 cm

>Height?

180 cm

>Any Siblings?

A younger sister

>How was your childhood?

Normal boring lower middle class childhood.
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>>686274302

180 cm. 72 kg. Body type: pic related
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whats your favorite pizza topping
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>>686274329

It's just irrational fear.

>>686274368

A 1 on the Kinsey scale.

>>686274475

Whether I enjoy life or not depends primarily on my blood alcohol.

>>686274607

Parma ham and rucola.
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>>686274769
>Parma ham and rucola.

Gayest pizza topping known to man.
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>>686275553

No. I posted my body. Be happy with that.
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>>686268935
Why haven't you killed yourself yet
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>>686274579
mirin' them gains, bro. I guess maybe you should see a professional about this issue to get over the fear of talking and socializing.
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>>686268935

32 year old kissless virgin here

I'm very socially awkward. I get so nervous around women that I physically can't speak. I'm worthless.
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>>686275999
THE WIZARD COMES BEARING TRIPS
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>>686275948

Yeah. I used to see a psychologist for depression. Didn't help much. What did help were fucking pills.
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>>686268935
The failures and misery of other men bring me no pleasure. I hope the best for you and believe that you are capable of being better but you lack the true desire to motivate yourself. Take some time, think of who you are, who you want to be and finally think of how to cross the gap between yourself and him.
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>>686276243

Thanks bro.
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>>686272392
>student bars
No shit you're not finding any females, do you think early 20s girls want to go home with the creepy midlife guy hanging out in college bars? Get yourself some decent clothing, go to some nice bars and pay $10 a drink to hang out with people your age. Or better yet, do online dating. Single women at your age who haven't been married or have kids are getting desperate, as long as you aren't a total slob and seem like you have your shit together it can't be that hard to make progress with one of them
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>>686272011
>Moral reasons.
>lame excuses

You do know the vast majority of hookers aren't underage Romanian orphans, right? Most are just college girls or young mothers who need extra cash.
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>>686276666
fucking checked.
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>>686276782
Where do you live that most hookers are college girls?
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>>686276666

I am kind of working at a university (not for long though) and there are actually many people my age who frequent those bars. I also still pass for 25.
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>>686276666
Sixes, now those are fucking quads!

>>686271111
Hope you're watching, slacker.
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>>686268935
do you make over 60k a year OP?
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>>686276984
Any large city in the western world.

I'm talking call girls/escorts here, not crackhead streetwalkers.
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The best advice in one sentence. NEVER GIVE UP.

Life is not over you have more than 25 years to live , and thats a lot. Get your shit together and start living.
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>>686277175

No. 35k a year. Soon to be unemployed though.
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>>686268935
Same here bro and enjoying it.
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>>686276666
Satanic quads listen to him young apprentice
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>>686277338

But the best time is over. Young pussy is out of reach.
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>>686277266
I dunno dude, maybe community colleges. At good universities most of the girls are entitled bitches who have a plethora of daddy's money lying around. Plus they pretty much get to drink for free at the bars because of our fucked up courtship culture
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>>686278176

Same here.
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>>686270346
OP here hooker said no :(
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>>686279130

OP here. Bullshit.
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>>686268935

How?
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