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2016-05-26 13:02:44 Post No. 686267673
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:02:44 Post No. 686267673 [Report]
Ask a sadomasochistic Satanist and devil worshipper anything

> no fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:05:17 Post No.686267846
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>>686267673
What's it like being 15 years old, and looking like youre 40?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:05:53 Post No.686267900
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:05:53 Post No.686267900 [Report]
>>686267673
Oh god, if fucking only this was a "Roast me" thread, it could be fucking gold, so, hows not getting any pussy?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:06:14 Post No.686267937
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>>686267846
I said no fucking trolls allowed

stupid atheist faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:07:43 Post No.686268065
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Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:08:26 Post No.686268113
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:08:26 Post No.686268113 [Report]
How sharp is your edge?

Also trolling your ass doesn't make someone atheist or Christian retard.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:09:18 Post No.686268193
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>>686267937
>Atheist
For me to be Atheist I'd have to consider myself as such. Which I dont. I don't follow any movement of belief or disbelief.
Now answer the fucking question.
What's it like being an edgy, angsty teen, trapped in an old shit lords body?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:07 Post No.686268269
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:07 Post No.686268269 [Report]
Did your dad use lube or just go all roughrider on you?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:20 Post No.686268291
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:20 Post No.686268291 [Report]
>>686267937
>Genuine question

How have they not kicked you out of middle school yet?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:25 Post No.686268300
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:25 Post No.686268300 [Report]
>>686267673
Im a christians and I find this offensive!
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:32 Post No.686268312
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:32 Post No.686268312 [Report]
What's about islamic trolls?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:46 Post No.686268331
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:46 Post No.686268331 [Report]
>>686268300
dubs spoken!
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:55 Post No.686268349
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:10:55 Post No.686268349 [Report]
>took the b8
This is a repost from yday you faggots
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:38 Post No.686268414
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:38 Post No.686268414 [Report]
>>686267673
It must be awful to have such low self esteem combined with no personality.


You should shoot yourself. In the head, need a closed casket because of that awful face. Not that anyone would be there to see it,
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:40 Post No.686268416
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You post an ama everyday.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:49 Post No.686268438
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:49 Post No.686268438 [Report]
>Satanist
What do you think will happen in your afterlife?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:54 Post No.686268449
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:11:54 Post No.686268449 [Report]
>>686267673
You must be a faggot aren't you.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:12:43 Post No.686268518
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:12:43 Post No.686268518 [Report]
>>686268349
If you want to be technical, this guy has been posting pretty regular for quite some time now, troll or not.
Not just something from yesterday. YOU fucking faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:12:51 Post No.686268530
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:12:51 Post No.686268530 [Report]
You look like a sexy ass beast.

Godly.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:14:03 Post No.686268619
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:14:03 Post No.686268619 [Report]
>>686267673
are you also skrillex?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:14:27 Post No.686268654
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:14:27 Post No.686268654 [Report]
>>686268065
>oldie but Goldie :^)
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:15:02 Post No.686268702
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This is the face of a tortured soul after years and years of Christian brainwashing.

I have finally awoken from the false reality instilled by the Christian bible and found the truth in Satanism.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:15:10 Post No.686268714
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:15:10 Post No.686268714 [Report]
>>686267673
Worshiping ANYTHING is retarded.
Live only for yourself; but don't forget to make friends because they can come in handy sometimes.
(Not taking the bait he posts everday, just a little tip for a happy life)
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:15:43 Post No.686268762
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:15:43 Post No.686268762 [Report]
>>686268702
wow!
Enjoy the afterlife ; )
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:18:52 Post No.686269041
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:18:52 Post No.686269041 [Report]
How do you positively impact the world around you?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:18:57 Post No.686269044
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If you have not discovered or read the Satanic bible yet, then I pity your soul
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:21:10 Post No.686269225
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>>686267673
I heard Freud made a time machine so he can solely masturbate to your image and your backstory why you ended like that
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:22:11 Post No.686269313
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>>686267673
why did you kill those kids DAMIEN ECHOLS?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:22:19 Post No.686269324
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>>686269044
HAHAH my soul is fine bro. Yours has some obvious troubles.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:22:24 Post No.686269332
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>>686267673
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:22:42 Post No.686269364
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:22:42 Post No.686269364 [Report]
>>686267673
Get well Satan!
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:24:20 Post No.686269505
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:24:20 Post No.686269505 [Report]
You are the definition of edgy bro.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:24:24 Post No.686269514
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:24:24 Post No.686269514 [Report]
>>686268065
@OP I need a response please.

Enlighten me with your Satanist sage-like knowledge plz
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:24:26 Post No.686269520
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:24:26 Post No.686269520 [Report]
>>686267673
Satanist AND Devil worshipper, eh?

You sir, are doing it right.

How is your ritual cycle, when and where do you sacrifice?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:28:57 Post No.686269915
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:28:57 Post No.686269915 [Report]
>>686267846
kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:32:04 Post No.686270203
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:32:04 Post No.686270203 [Report]
>>686268702
wtf is wrong with your skin retard
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:36:58 Post No.686270580
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:36:58 Post No.686270580 [Report]
>>686267673
Nobody gives a fuck about you
Just fuck off and hang yourself already
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:38:42 Post No.686270754
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:38:42 Post No.686270754 [Report]
>>686269044
Anton lafay one?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:39:38 Post No.686270828
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:39:38 Post No.686270828 [Report]
>>686267673
>e
LaVeyan or TST?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:40:21 Post No.686270903
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:40:21 Post No.686270903 [Report]
>>686269044
Funny thing is saten uses you as a pawn you are nothing but a toy . A pathetic vessel
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:43:08 Post No.686271159
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>>686269044
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:51:40 Post No.686271912
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:51:40 Post No.686271912 [Report]
>>686267673
PffffffffffffffffftBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:59:27 Post No.686272566
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 13:59:27 Post No.686272566 [Report]
>>686267673
Answer me, LaVeyan satanism or Temple?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:03:00 Post No.686272857
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>>686267673
Would you like to know the future?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:05:40 Post No.686273034
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I'm also gay :3
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:06:54 Post No.686273132
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>>686267673
post pic with timestamp
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:09:40 Post No.686273366
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:09:40 Post No.686273366 [Report]
>>686273034
Oh, we know.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:11:57 Post No.686273550
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:11:57 Post No.686273550 [Report]
(^-^)> You like it in the ass don't you? (^-^)/
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:13:31 Post No.686273670
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:13:31 Post No.686273670 [Report]
>>686268702
Really because I read satanism is really just a ridiculously specific rule book about house manners.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:14:45 Post No.686273778
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:14:45 Post No.686273778 [Report]
>>686267673
How have you benefited?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:15:00 Post No.686273803
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>>686272857
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:19:28 Post No.686274164
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:19:28 Post No.686274164 [Report]
>>686268702
Post the entry from the satanic bible where it says you must wear eyeliner.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:20:10 Post No.686274224
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:20:10 Post No.686274224 [Report]
>>686273034
Fairly obvious.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:26:19 Post No.686274757
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:26:19 Post No.686274757 [Report]
Have you encountered any spirits
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:28:48 Post No.686274976
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:28:48 Post No.686274976 [Report]
>>686267673
another fucking scalie, please impale your asshole on a metal rod and do a handstand on your house's roof during a storm.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:29:20 Post No.686275031
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:29:20 Post No.686275031 [Report]
>>686273670
>>686274164
Obviously you're trolls, but, there are numerous different kinds of satanism.
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:31:42 Post No.686275238
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:31:42 Post No.686275238 [Report]
>>686275031
No I really wanna know about the eyeliner. What's the point in making the thread if you're just gonna call every question a troll and ignore it?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:31:46 Post No.686275245
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:31:46 Post No.686275245 [Report]
>>686267673
Hey FuckKnuckle OP, Do you not know the difference between LaVeyan and temple satanism?
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:34:14 Post No.686275469
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Anonymous 2016-05-26 14:34:14 Post No.686275469 [Report]
>>686268702
you forgot the best part, faggot: "Im now the devil's favorite demon"
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