>>686263982
just kiss him and fuck him, don't hold him to expectations.

he'll probably nut in 2 minutes
or lose his boner

or keep his boner but not cum at all.

one of these things will happen, don't get offended.

You're asking on a site full of dweebs and neckbeards for advice, not a great move.

better off talking to your bf yourself.

also, tits or gtfo.

a) make the first move.
start with a peck on the cheek and go on from there.
b) speak to him, be tactful though. or literally just ask. 'can i kiss you?'
hope that helps

Sit on his lap during something mundane. Like while he's playing one of his games. Grind a little.

Let him figure it out.

>>686263982
Post your tits with a timestamp.

>>686263982
Tits or GTFO

>>686264271
Don't do this, we WON'T figure it out...

>>686263982
He is literally just waiting for you to do it because he's so beta, so just fucking do it, faggot.

>>686263982
You could kill yourself.

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What a lucky guy. Usually the situation is other way around.

Tell him what you feel. He can't turn you down, if he's attracted to you. If the thing is mutual, proceed to the next phase and you know the rest. He won't stand a chance in burgering the situation.

find someone who isn't a beta cuck

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>>686264261

I'm not too worried about what will happen when we get to that point.

I'm asking the neckbeards and dweebs for advice hoping they'll give me some advice from their perspective.

Sorry for the late response, had to tits or gtfo

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>stereotypical dweeb who doesn't go outside into the sunlight and preordered Overwatch before anyone knew it existed

Stopped reading.

>>686264305
>>686264676

please refer to
>>686265305

Just tell him what you want. He just needs permission.

>>686263982
It's me Sarah. You know I browse /b/

Take it easy maybe invite him to your place if he's down for that. Don't go straight for sex but maybe work your way up to it over a few times. Start by just being touchy, grab his arm hug him stuff like that. Then kiss him eventually and just keep progressing. Also do you play games?

>>686265305
honestly,


go down on him.

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>>686265305
tits and gtfo in this case

>>686265496
Wait does this mean what I fucking think it means?

Oh shit nigga

>>686263982
tl;dr

>>686265496

OP here. Who tf is Sarah. Sorry my dude.

>>686265305
It's really simple.

he's a guy, he has a dick, he wants sex, but he's a dweeb, so he doesn't have the confidence to ask or initiate.


Literally, just sit on his lap or lay on his lay and rub his dick through his pants, he'll get the message.

if you're both 21+ for the love of god get drunk and fuck, no one ever loses their virginity sober, I can't imagine how horrible that would be.

>>686265870

>lay on his lay
kek, lap*

>>686265305
Are you a virgin?

>>686265870
Was fine just a little akward at first

>>686265870

OP here.

Drinking age is 19 here because we're not American.

He doesn't drink because he is part of a minority with an exceptionally higher alcoholism percentage. I have never been drunk around him out of respect of his choice.

also, I unfortunately lost my virginity while sober.

>>686265305

That picture makes your arms look super hairy.
That said, just talk to him. Or kiss him and then tell him you want to bone him.

Also, above anon is right. He'll likely either cum immediately, or be forever abone. Either way, don't take it personally. It comes from no real sex/too much masturbation/porn/whatever.

>>686265642
>go down on him.
Can't go wrong, sister, trust me

>>686263982
rape him nicely. he will love you for that.

>>686265305
Dude...please...shave your arm, then totally go for that guy live happy life together etc

>>686265870

I did. It was terrible. And it was situation, when I was extremely tired physically and mentally. And the girl didn't even want any kind of foreplay, which would've helped a lot. So, the thing went south, so to say.

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>>686263982
are you dating a second grader or an autist?

Ask to play vidya at his place

Take his Weinberg out.

>that wasn't autocorrect

>>686265305
weird tits

He's just very unsure of what he is allowed to do in this situation because it's undiscovered territory.

He probably know what he's supposed to act like in theory but it's a huge task to ask someone to act 100% confident in a situation they've never been in.

You have to do something small to ease up the situation while he still feels that he has some control (if he's not into being totally dominated himself). Cant say exactly what it would be though.

Maybe talk about it (without judging/coming on to strong), be gentle and let him touch you.

>>686263982
Oh he's ripe for the taking. In his mind, he's already fucked you in every room in his parents house. He wants to fuck you, he just doesn't know how to proceed. You are going to have to be a tad aggressive. Subtlety isn't going to work on him.

>>686263982

Tell him exactly what you just said.

Overwhelm his ass and ride his cock into paying attention to you. Damn

Tell him to come over
Sit on your bed watch a movie
Start kissing him
Now just proceed to go down, open his shorts and suck his dick

Just Do it, if hes a dweeb he wishes for it but wont ever start anything couse hes too pussy

>>686266077
Fucking slut

>>686263982
Want some quality fuckin help? Start your next thread with a pic of your fat tits and timestamp.... disprespectful cow

>>686263982
Well if you still there just rape him dont be fagget take his fucking little cock and stick it into your stanky vagina.

>>686263982
i'm an aspie who went to a bunch of gigs with a girl i liked; at the time, i didn't realise the feeling was mutual and that they were 'dates'. i never made a move and she stopped talking to me. feels bad but oh well. the point is: be direct.

Yaknow, kissing for guys like him (and me?) is way more intimate, than blojob, or fucking in general even, so start with your throat, bich.

>>686263982
What the heck is overwatch?

>>686266909
lost

>>686266909
You have literally all the information in the world at your fingertips. It's a miracle that not enough people appreciate, including you, you spaz.

>>686263982
This describes me pretty well. Wait a minute...

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>>686265059
>burgering the situation

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>>686265059
>burgering

It won't scare him in any way. Why should that scare him?

could we maybe have a better pic of your tits?

>>686267278
I liked that picture fine

>>686267340
i like it to but it a bit close

>>686267278
Shes fat
Picture wont get any better

>>686265305
I fapped so hard to this pic. Thx sexcee femanon

>>686267444
she fat big shit tits are tits

>>686267444
Hey. Don't burger up the situation

>>686265059
>Tell him what you feel
fuckin no, just no. Just make an obvious move and see what happens

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>>686263982
Not sure if bait or gold mine

>>686265305
im aspie-ish. my g/f and i dated for two months, she had to make the first move.

i was dropping her off and home and she goes 'do you trust me?' - i responded yeah, then she leaned in and kissed me.

we ended up fucking the following weekend. so, try that

and shave that arm ffs

>>686265305
Kissless virgin here. But not neckbeard/dweeb so I'm holding off on kms. 2 times in my life girls got physical with me. The relevant one was like >>686265870 suggested. The only problem is that I got so hard when she put her legs in my lap that I got dizzy and felt like I was going to pass out. I tried to speak but I couldn't as in physically because I felt that I would seriously start speaking caveman gibberish. Good luck. We're a tough nut to crack.

>>686266077
>Unfortunately

If it was with a person you care for, then sober was a good choice. Drunk sex with randoms is fucking awful compared to love making.

>>686265870
I lost my virginity sober to the woman I loved. I was a dweeb and I remember our first kiss was the girl sitting on me while I was laying on my back and she just kissed me. I wouldn't want to be drunk. We were dating for three weeks before we made love, but I was taking initiative before, I massaged her loins (not a native english speaker, hopefully I said it right) and fingered her on my own after third day of dating.

>>686267981
You sound like you write poetry on normiebook.

>>686265305
jesus fuck shave those caveman arms

>>686268315
Luld

>>686263982
Talk to him like a normal fucking human?? You have no idea if he's interested in sex right now or not.

Ask.

>>686266532
>open his shorts and suck his dick

LOL I love this line. Neckbeards wandering around in basketball shorts and shit. You all look like fucking children. Put on some pants. Khakis, jeans, it's all fine. Just nothing with a track stripe on the side or draw string in it. Christ.

Bitches don't respect a guy in shorts. Basketball shorts, even less so.

>>686263982
Since he's a beta pussy like me he won't do shit all. You need to be the dominant one. Literally jump on him and rip his clothes off and gently kiss that little panicked face as you hold his shoulders down and fuck him.

>>686263982
Ok, this is really simple:
Take. The. Lead.

Flirt, stroke his legs with your heels under the table at a restaurant, wear something with a lot of cleavage, then go for a kiss, put some passion into it, get real close.
He'll get the message, but he'd probably be unsure because no experience so then say "want to go back to mine or yours?"

Sorted. Go do the sex, again you'll need to take the lead, probably.

>>686268522
>if hes interested in sex
>interested in sex
>if

Okay guys lets do a poll, whos not interested in sticking his dick in a chick (not talking to fags)

>>686265305
We got a fatty with hairy arms over here.
ABORT THREAD

>>686265305
vagoo pls

>>686269187
asexuals, probably

>>686269187

I just saw a "would you fuck my wife" thing in the catalog and the same thought occurred to me. Like, if you really want a good answer to that question, go to Men's Health or something. Don't ask a forum that is 98% populated by lonely outcasts that would fuck a roast beef as long as it was warmed up first.

>>686269346
kek

do something fun for his first time like let him fuck you in the ass

>>686265396
Good thing this faggot left>>686265396

>>686263982
OP just keep telling him he's so big

Boost his confidence if you tell him that, it's really the only hurdle then from there you are good.

>>686265870
I lost my virginity being a little high (stoner fag here) but not drunk and I'll tell you seomething, sex is way better being high rather than drunk. When you are drunk you are not 100% conscious of what you are doing, being high you are conscious, but at the same time is like you don't care if you make something strange, you don't care at all. Fuck while smoking herb is awesom, fuck being drunk is awful

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>>686263982

Emma? Is that you?
(not Sarah poster)