She is thinking of another guy when she uses it, guaranteed

>>686245502
as someone who takes dick on the regular the reason she is able to have MOs when she sleeps with you is because she uses a dildo. its like practice for the real thing. if you want a chick who only tolerates or at best moderately enjoys sex then yeah, you should insist upon being with a chick who never uses a dildo. sex is different when you're on the receiving end.

>>686245757
You may be right, but like I'm thinking of her when I masterbate. Who gives a shit, at this point I can get hotter women than she can get guys.

>>686245502
Just fuck her doggy style and jam it in her ass.

>>686245990
You're an idiot she just got it. Shut up for being an ignorant fuck spewing shit that you "believe" We've been together for 10 years and in the beginning she has 4-6 "MO"s now she's at 2-3

>>686245502

you have no wife and made this fantasy up ... you live in your parents basement

>>686246253
Eh, is it even worth it? What's the profit?

>>686246408
If it wasn't 2AM I would get up and take pictures of my large house and time stamp. Not really into feeding the trolls at the moment.

>>686246299
I am 100% certain she used a hairbrush handle or a shampoo bottle before.

>>686245502
you're pretty weird OP

together 10 years, enjoy sex, but don't like a little sexual exploration? uhhh... she's better off without you

>>686246623
see INB4 number 2 and kindly stfu. Just because your mind is warped and think all women use some sort of phallic object to get themselves off doesn't actually equate to reality.

>>686245502
pfff you're an idiot. girls who masturbate are so much better in bed as they have a better understanding of what their bodies need. stop whining, ask her what she wants and deliver. you will be awarded.

>>686246050
Alright, Anthony Burch

>>686246988
this I agree 100%

>>686246755
Don't like the toys thing. Not for me. I mean, she could leave if she wanted to. What's a 31 year old women with two kids and no income or house going to do though? Live with her parents?

>>686246952
I'm not saying all but the majority who enjoy sex do. IDK man, I think you're the one who is a little warped here but I get that some guys like to live in a fantasy world where women are 100% submissive to them which is cool and all but it is a little delusional.

>>686246952
women are humans too dip shit, they all masturbate just like us you loser, whether with hands or dildo.

>>686246988
So weird, I just hate it. Not into it. It's a huge turn off for me. I understand my aversion to this may be abnormally extreme but does that make it less real?

>>686247126
LOL you're severely mistaken if you don't think she'll be taking half your shit

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>>686247362
it makes you autistic

>>686247217
Leave your femanazi bullshit out of this. I don't have any interest in female opinions on this anyway.

>>686245502
wow legit faggot alert
you should be happy she is being honest with you ya tiny toothpick dicked shit head

>>686246299
they change with age/stress/ect dipshit, get used to being single with a doll of some sort if you want to insist upon mo when you wont even let them age like a human being

>>686247126
Unless the house is ONLY under YOUR name, you'd be pretty super duper fucked if things end like that

>>686247369
Prenup, it was obvious early that I was going to be the bread winner.

>30+ years old
>comes to /b/ for relationship advice
>surprise surprise, he's dysfunctional in more ways than one

honestly though your wife is going to be fucking black dudes before the year is over with or without you. good job getting married dipshit.

>>686247758
LOL you're severely mistaken if you think a prenup pertains to the things you've mutually acquired after you got married. I highly doubt you made your wealth 10+ years ago.

>>686247667
The house is only in my name. I don't take chances.

>>686247758
LMAO good luck getting a prenup to hold up after a decade

OP you're totally right, ignore these underaged faggots trying to tell you other wise.

Kick that filthy swine to the curb and start anew.

Female masturbation involves sticking something inside anyways. Clit stimulation only goes so far. So you are fine with her fingering herself but not with using something that actually can hit her sweet spots? Unless you are there to sexually satisfy her anytime she wants it or you don't masturbate for pleasure, what is the problem with it?

>>686247986
It does when you address future earnings in the prenup.

OP you have fuckin issues

dude holy shit you're the biggest faggot i've seen in almost ten years on /b/ like seriously kys

>>686245502
*her

>>686247986
we've been together for ten years, we haven't been married for that long.

i think people like you are just better off dead

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Would you prefer her using toys, or taking your best mates dick instead?
You sound like an autistic faggot and should promptly an hero.

>>686248173
uh huh well good luck getting it to hold up when the judge finds out you're voiding your marriage because "my wife bought a sex toy"

This guy is too stupid to be married. Ditch her so someone with some balls can step up. Please don't reproduce

>buh-b-but muh dicks so good at its job
So hood she replaced you with glass. Same value as switching from joints to a bong. Step your game up.

>>686248356
ok.

>>686248173
Good luck getting that to hold up in divorce court. Even if she signed a prenup that said she would not be eligible for alimony it can be completely thrown out by the judge. In fact, she's not even allowed to give up the right to alimony even if she signed something saying she did. You're royally fucked if she were to leave you. You'd be paying child support AND alimony and end up with 30% of your paycheck and a studio apartment in a bad part of town. Meanwhile she has the kids and the house and still not working.

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My wife and I have toys, and I use them on her, we have toys for both of us. Nothing wierd about finding something pleasurable when it's soul purpose for being created was pleasure. Loosen up bro.

>>686248455
I don't like you, but those guys hoping your lazy wife takes half your shit are cucks by definition. Ignore them like everyone with ovaries does.

>>686248569
Newsflash, my reasoning doesn't matter. The white knights are angry in here today.

>>686248602
i'm just floored.
honestly it's actually a pretty big honor. congrats.

>>686247126
Femanon here... living with parents would be better than staying married to a tard like you. No wonder she needs a toy, you sound like a massive fag.

>>686246578
Lmao, right bud

>>686248671
We're not hoping that at all. I think it's bullshit actually and it's why I won't get married. I'm just letting OP know what's in store for him

i wish i had a wife i could just fucking yell at and beat with her own dildo.

>>686248569
>>686248642
You notice how both these turds sound nearly identical in their buffoonery? All SJWs are the same, just different level of faggotry. This guy can still beat the shit out of his wife and kill her family, what will you guys say then?

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>>686245502
>Knowing this is a troll
>Knowing there are people actually like this

Women also need emotional satisfaction. This means a lifeless fake dick gives her more than you are capable of...

>>686248642
The children would stay with me, obviously she has no job or home. Additionally a close family friend wrote the prenup which upon giving it to me said "It'd be a surprise if you could actually get anyone to sign this."

Why are you so mad she gets nothing?

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>>686248894
this

>>686245502
ur a cuck

>>686248663
On a side note, that image is some trippy shit.

>>686248926
How the fuck am I a SJW for telling him the brutal truth of marriage? I'm advocating the exact opposite. DO NOT GET MARRIED because divorce court is fucked up and feminists ruined everything about marriage. You're a fucking idiot if you think I"m advocating for divorce rape.

>>686248837
wow look! a rael femanon!

>tits & timestamp or gtfo

>>686248837
Of course living with your parents is nice, you're a spoiled shit for brains that talks to guys online. on fucking 4chan no less, your parents must be so proud of their "femanon" daughter. They bought your car too didn't they faggot?

>>686248837
ok.

>>686245502
>it's like me getting a lower half of a woman type pocket pussy and having sex with it
No, its not.
They make those with dicks. If it were that and not a dildo you'd have a point.
Also, they don't make "lower half of woman" type pocket pussies. You'd need a fucking huge ass pocket.

>>686249042
I'm not mad at all. I hope she gets nothing. alimony is bullshit. but you're gonna get divorce raped, prenup or not.

>>686245502
>Not the type of woman I want to be with.
>Wife

Are you literally retarded? What did you meet her and two days later decide to get married?

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>>686245502
Its an indication that she wants to be double penetrated. You must choose which path to take...

>>686249117
Divorces are handed out like candy here in Reno, average is three an hour. There are lawyers out there specifically for guy in his situation that are there to bury the females. Lawyers are scumbags.

>>686245502
lol
faggot

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>>686245502
Jealous? I'm sure she'd use it on you if you asked real nice.

Wow OP, either you're an elaborate ass troll or the most pathetically insecure excuse of a man i've ever seen. Who gives a shit if she wants to use a damn dildo, if you're really as amazing as sex as you claim, she's not gonna leave you for it. Which, let's be honest, is the real reason you're over-reacting so astronmically to the whole situation, deep down inside you're afraid you can't compete

>>686248926
>legal logic = SJW
right faggot, kill yourself. you can't please a woman, in a shed, and you sound triggered like a fat fuck tumblerite

>>686245502
>I'm well endowed
>and I make her have orgasms (plural) every time we have sex.
I'm sure she told you that

Face it. You are inadequate and she obviously needs more than your limp little dick.

>>686249247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z4eWmtFzo

>>686249247
No, you're just making up stuff with no knowledge or the prenup or our situation. You're just mad for whatever reason. If I needed legal advice I'd call my expensive attorney.

>>686247666
>666
>implying females are human beings

>>686249440
>you can't please a woman, in a shed
>you can't please a woman, in a shed
>you can't please a woman, in a shed

>>686249365
How can a lawyer be a scumbag if hes protecting someones hard earned money? Go take care of your wifes son. The niglet probably needs a change.

>>686249437
Read INB4 3

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>>686247126
Well, when she gets half of your shit, your house, plus alimony you'll be the one living with your parents.

>>686245502
They all use them. Fucking grow a set. The dr prescribes prescription growacet for you

>>686249469
I'm a little under 8 I'm not huge but I'm endowed enough to know I'm well above average.

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>>686245502
You aren't mature enough to be married. Get a divorce.

>>686249659
You sound like you have psychological issues.

>>686245502
She also masturbates every time she takes a shower.

She's probably thinking of the bloke that always comes into her work and talks to her, too.

You know the one. Black. Big muscles. Shirt a little too tight for him. Has a nice car. Yeah. That one.

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>>686249247
I hope OP gets raped,
divorced or no divorce.

>>686246578
By responding to you without a timestamp actually we'd be the ones feeding the troll.
Newfag

i cant believe how many white knight faggots are on /b/ nowadays. you're all fucking pathetic.

>>686249680
You inb4'd it, but that doesn't make it any less true

>>686249761
read the rest of the thread. No chance of that happening.

>>686245502
You think you're getting cucked by a dildo? Jesus Christ, dude, fucking grow up.

>>686249840
Make me faggot.

>>686249761
LOL you're triggered.

>>686249848
Read the thread, she doesn't work. Also, we both dislike black people...it's not even like a question.We're open about their drain on society. Their ridiculous claims at oppression..etc.etc.

>>686250132
You mad, triggered boy?

>>686249826
i used to think female cum was hot, but then i realized
the only creamy white stuff to come out of a vagina is either some guys cum, or some sort of discharge due to infection

hentai hasn't been the same since

>>686249826
>>686250031
These.
This is a troll, nobody who fails to understand women this badly could be married.
/thread

>>686250344
Not particularly. Just shitposting. You?

>>686249924
No one here is white knighting, everyone on /b/ hates feminism and all the bullshit the acompanies it pretty resolutely. They're just baffled by the fact that you so terrified of getting cucked by a motherfucking dildo.

my partner suggested getting herself a dildo once. I immediatly replied "hell ye, and i can get a fleshlight!"

said she would think it over.

She hasnt suggested it since. that was 1 year ago.Fucking bitch trying to get fake dick on the side.

>>686249848
You think about that nigger pretty often, the way you describe him. How much do you want his seed to be shot down your throat?

>>686250423
The issue isn't understanding. It's I don't like it. Period. Maybe I'm just looking for an excuse to get rid of her. She doesn't look like she used to and she doesn't try that hard. Even though I'm the only earner I go to the gym 4 times a week and run the other 3 days.

>>686250259
She doesn't work and still won't have sex with you without a toy? Guess it's time to kill her and move on OP.

>>686250601
Quit trying to speak for a forum of anonymous posters you retard, nothing you said there is valid. You speak for you own autistic sixth grade self.

>>686250702
top kek. Hah! Yea, it's like a fleshlight, not comparable to normal masterbation.

>>686250715
Literally tons.

Hot nigger seed going down my throat tasting slightly like KFC. Fucking diamonds

>>686245502
You are a loser OP! top kek thread m8o! Shes going to dump ur sorry ass take half yo shit and leave u there looking at the 12 inch black dildo

>>686251053
You should kill yourself.

>>686250833
The toy was a tonight thing only. Which is why I'm contemplating what tomorrow brings. Obviously I'm not going to kill her. Can't find a new woman in jail of course.

>>686251072
Did you read any of this? He's got all the money, she's got a plastic penis to fuck around with. My god, GET OFF /b you faggots do not belong.

>>686251151
Not my fault you can't even force a nigger to fuck you m8

>>686251072
prenup, I'm fine. Already explained. The whatever it is in the pic for the thread is it.

>>686251328
And it's not societys fault your dad fucked you retarded, so stop taking it out on us.

>>686251209
It's not a tonight thing only. You think she got it and then is just going to throw it away tomorrow?

>>686250764
The issue seems to be a little boy got married before he grew a set

>>686251209
Grow up mate. She gave you an option to use a toy during sex and you're acting like she brought a nigger into the room.

>>686251481
I mean, if I wanted to throw it out I could. I control what happens in my house friend.

I only read OP's post, but I own that dildo. That thing makes me squirt like no other toy. Guys are easier to please than girls. Takes more to make a woman cum.

>>686251488
ok

>>686251469
Why so salty

>>686245502
OP, you poor dumb fuck, take that toy and hammer her pussy and ass with it

Can't you white knight faggots tell this loser is muslim or something? Look at how controlling he is, and you faggots STILL managed to be the worst thing in the room. Hats off to you, /b/

>I control what happens in my house friend.
Muslim detected.

>>686251619
You're married. You control nothing man.

>>686251527
I have a strange disgust for it. That's my thing I know. That's why I'm looking for what others think. I was disgusted as hell. I didn't show just how much. Was thinking of kicking her out. It's almost like some sorta strange phobia. It's weird.

Fuck yourself with it, you bitch.

>>686251975
Go back to sixth grade junior.

>>686245502

OP is worried the piece of plastic is gonna steal his wife, car, nice house, and fortune

>>686251845
Not muslim, normal white guy. But I do control my house for sure. Not like I'm running around controlling everything, but if I put my foot down no one argues.

>>686251756
This right here.
No point arguing with scum lads Ops wife brought a dildo because shes married to a muslim. Case closed.

Go and punch sand up your dick and fuck a goat OP

>>686252117
Muslim isn't a race, it's a religion.

>>686252117
>normal white guy
lol absolutely not. I've seen some controlling blacks, mexicans, asians... but the only controlling white people I know are women.

>>686245502
Don't be such a bitch.

>>686251930
This is crazy. Do you know how crazy this sounds? Its seriously not bad OP.

>>686252154
You guys get so mad so easily. Like anything you say will magically change whatever it is you don't like about me or my situation.

OP you are a fucking retard for not letting your wife please herself cause you cant do it.

>>686252369
I know my disgust for it is unnatural. That's why I was originally asking what to do. Now the room is full of insecure people, thinking I'm too controlling, or insisting she'll get half my money etc etc.

>>686250764
>>686250947
>>686251151
>>686251619
>>686251930
>>686252071
You come here asking for advice, but are an absolute asshole to anyone who doesn't agree with you. How far down the autism spectrum are you, if you don't mind me asking?

>>686246299
You act like such a prick. I don't care if your dick is 12 inches long and you're fucking christian gray, you're gonna die alone acting like that.

>>686251619
Lol clearly you don't. Cuck

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>>686250764
You sound embittered by the fact that you're carrying her ass. However, you need to face the fact that you married her, conceived two kids, and prenup or not - I'd venture you're at serious risk of financial catastrophe if/when you divorce. However - I don't know the specifics. I'd probably be pissed in your situation, too.

>>686252518
The troll is strong with you.

>>686245502
You should get back at her and use it on your self. 100% will make her feel just like you do now.

Biggest fag/idiot of the night. Congrats OP

>>686252610
I'm not the OP, dumbass. Now you should kill yourself.

>>686252625
I'm a introvert by nature. I'm happier alone.

an ex told me about hers and how she used to use it and i wasn't into it

even the word puts me off. it's funny as an insult. iee "what a bag of dildos" but not as something that's supposed to be sexy

women are icky

>>686252705
Yea you should put it up in you and leave some shit on it. That will learn that bitch.

>>686252639
Maybe you're right. Maybe it's more that than anything. Or maybe it's the fact that she got prego like an idiot when we were young. Robbing me of my youth. Honestly if she wasn't a great mom, and my kid's didn't love her I'd be gone.

>>686252871
I'll get right on it. Bye everyone, see you all in hell

OP, you should find a hooker with some STD pay for her to use it. Then put it back and let ur wife get the STD.

>>686252961
Yea, I'm going to go do that right this moment. ....yea....that's not gona happen.

>>686253185
Jokes on you faggot, you're going straight to muslim heaven.

>>686245502
OP, I'm with ya

>>686253290
Pussy

>>686253201
ROLLING FOR THIS!

>>686253201
lol you're a true /b/tard. I don't want and STD though.

>>686253201
THIS!

>>686253297
FUCK! Allah sucks and mohammad liked men.... Ok, i think i'm good now

>>686253415
STDs arent that bad. Really come on man up and get on that STD train.

>>686253153
you mean you were an idiot and got her pregnant when you were young

>>686253201
Do this, with AIDS.

>>686253554
Dubs get on the STD train to OPs big house

>>686253674
I mean you will get revenge with AIDs tho come on Op. Trips get OP on that STD TRAIN

>>686253662
Birth control is the womans responsibility.

>>686253662
No, she was the idiot that fucked up taking her birth control. She was the idiot. Take your SJW shit elsewhere, you're not accomplishing anything. Everyone just makes fun of your non-existent cause.

Well I'm a gay guy, but I use dildos, feels nothing at all like sex. It is pretty lulzy when guys insecurities seep through when I tell them I have dildos. I'm kind of a shitty person so I tend to exasperate it. Plus I have anxiety so I literally can not cum during sex, it's impossible without severe intervention of like an unknown drug that doesn't exist that induces severe horniness or something.
Dildos are my release, I still enjoy sex, but dildos are what gets me off, but I do enjoy the wriggling of guys I date frustrated over dildo issues which is lulzy as fuck. I kind of find the insecurity really cute.

>>686253895
Why not pull out or wear a rubber? You brought this on yourself, Now man up and get some STDs you faggot.

>>686253836
Yea, nice, you're so edgy. Happy?

>>686254077
>womans responsibility

>>686254077
When she assures you she is all good with her birth control you don't think "Oh yea, I'm also going to put on a condom." Don't be naive.

>>686253895
lol I don't see how you people think i'm sjw...i'm exactly the opposite. but it's hilarious that you're stuck with your mistakes now. if they were her mistakes she'd be the one facing financial ruin, not you.

>>686254086
STDs arent edgy. Now if i would have said something like kill her with the dildo then you can call me edgy.

>>686254238
Well did she say im on birth control?

>>686254150
> have fun being a father you dumbass

>>686254241
I'm not facing financial ruin. If you could read before you comment you would know that. No wonder the world is in the shitter with these half ass attempts.

>>686254312
Not only did she say she was on birth control she assured me she was taking it like clockwork. Then she got prego, I was like...uhmmm.....she said "I didn't know I should take it around the same TIME every day.

>>686245757
women don't masturbate like we do virgin neckbeard.

>>686254414
>>half asses attempts
Like your marriage?

>>686254534
Well my bad then I was wrong. Should have pushed her down a set of stairs then you fucking idiot.

>>686254370
I'm not the OP, I don't have kids. Nice try though faggot, you're still alone.

>>686254370
You're an idiot, being a father is great. Being a husband sucks. I think that might be the moral here. I can raise them to think SJWs are idiots and such. Now I'll teach them to take their white male privilege and shove it up everyone's ass.

>>686254534

birth control
> woman's responsibility

children and financial support
> man's responsibility

should have wrapped it up

>>686254686
yea of course. Exactly.

>>686254756
White knight, we look down on you and laugh.

>>686254701
lol I live with my gf who is a doctor and we have 96th percentile household income

>>686245502

Fuck yourself faggot (^:

If you can jerk off so can she.

>>686254825
>Justifies existence to complete stranger online
>Completely miserable underneath

>>686245502
I find amazing what kind of shit can be a problem in a relationship...

>>686254815
You're seriously retarded if you think I'm advocating for the way things are. I'm merely reminding you of how things are. I don't agree with them. But any dumbass who thinks that birth control is the woman's responsibility is in for a rude awakening when they find out that taking care of the child is the man's responsibility in 3rd wave feminist western culture. If you had the planning capacity of a middle school student you could see that birth control is also your responsibility to avoid future consequences.

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>>686254694
Correct. You missed your chance. I mean. You could still push her down stairs, but it wont work as well.

>>686254891
INB4 1

>>686254815
> pointing out the reality of feminism in western culture. simply reminding the audience of factual realities.

white knight. lol. your reading comprehension is bad and you should feel bad.

>>686255096
I feel bad.

>>686254909
more like completely awesome!

>>686254986
Yea, I think I just hate her for stealing my youth and then now she's not hot like she used to be. Now she pulls out this toy. I just feel like fuck this bitch ALL DAY LONG. Always buying shit all day with my money. Driving around in her Acura.

>>686255227
>Acura

lol. cool middle class life bro

>>686255200
You live with your girlfriend, you're the antithesis of awesome dude.

>>686250406
natural lubricant and discharge of the cleaning variety can also come out of the vagina since it self cleans, you silly billy

>>686255227
Well i mean... no body no crime. Id suggest a sewer burial. Smash teeth, skull, burn fingers and toes. Hell, say she left with some nig or beaner after this dildo issue. And then you are all set.

>>686255300
ok. It used to be a BMW but she was at fault and totaled an x5. Now she gets a downgrade.

>>686255314
nope, the majority of 18-34 year olds live at home with their parents. that's the antithesis of awesome.

>>686255502
Living on your own is awesome, you playing house with a pretend wife is just sad. Having a lot of success is awesome. There's noting awesome about simply living in some apartment with a girl, you dumb child.

>>686255300
Also her MDX wasn't exactly cheap

>>686255502
A lot of things in life are awesome, I just don't see how paying rent in an apartment you share with some girl is "awesome." It's barely living. I guess when you compare it to poverty stricken individuals who live at home your life must seem just GRAND. But you see how sad and pathetic of a person you are for comparing yourself to them?

>>686255692
3bd house valued over $1mil (thanks sf bay area)

>>686255692
>exactly this
Be with a successful woman who has actual value. Or man if thats your deal.

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>This Thread

This thread has made me realize women are worthless hindrances to society. It would probably be cheaper for me to just pay for a high end hooker every time I felt the need. I'd also probably be happier.

>>686255978
you mean like a doctor?

>>686255928
Cool, you sound very successful. That's awesome. Nobody cares about your "GF." Even going around using that term is fucking sad, fam.

>>686256145

so what should I call her?

>>686256131
Who the fuck cares about what someone does as a day job?

>>686256075
Or you can find you a old woman who is attractive and has money BAM sugar momma.

>>686255928
I like your little pissing contest. Like anyone cares about your income online.

>>686256250
Don't call her anything, she was irrelevant to the conversation you moron.

>>686256266
when you save people's lives maybe you'll understand

>>686256291
except you would still have to deal with woman logic, and PMS, and the nagging.

>>686245502
Learn to English

>>686256131
Sure man. Doctor, engineer, good mother. As log as she is good at what she does and makes you happy she is quality. Lazy and greedy is not good

>>686256478
LOL doctors in Canada save lives, doctors in America are overpaid shits nobody likes. Take your holier-than-thou attitude and go fuck yourself with it loser.

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>>686245502

Here is the great thing about this whole thing. I know for a fact she put web watcher on my computer because she thinks I might be having an affair. I wonder if she would have rather found out I was having an affair after reading all I've written in this thread.

>>686256668
Lmao

>>686256478
I hate doctors.

>>686245502
whats wrong with a pocket pussy?

>>686256811
Nothing, I just hate people that compare Apples to Oranges, then feel they've brought a valid point to the table. Really they just display idiot logic.

>>686256478
Saving lives? How? By prescribing expensive bullshit to make more money when you dont do more than a nurse the other 98% of the time. Go push a gurney or change a bedpan.

>>686256811
DUBS. STDS TRAIN.

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You're an ignorant fucking twat if you can handle the idea that your wife uses a dildo. Divorce her if this is how you feel, she'll be better off. You close-minded knuckle-dragging mongoloid.

>>686254043
Well, plenty of people cum and then fall asleep. So you should do fine.

>>686256950

ER doc helping you dumb fucks from car accidents and gunshots

>>686257155
>er doc
Not even the correct job title you mongoloid. Learn to lie on the internet better.

>>686257099
lol. amazing how mad people get over things that have nothing to do with them. I'll tell you what, you come to me and I'll hand her off to you.

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>>686256925
well then i recommend getting yourself one of these pocket pussy's are seeing what she thinks or your oranges.

Furthermore when you get such a pocket pussy post pic so we can know wtf you are talking about

>>686257232
uhhh emergency room physician? it's pretty much the same thing

>>686257232
This. You've outed him anon.

>>686257235
How pretty is she 1-10?

>>686257343
Had to google it huh? Kill yourself. If you suck at that too, maybe an emt will tell you about his job on the ambulance ride.

>>686257307
I don't want one. I think I just want her to fuck herself, but no in my house. Like...somewhere in someone else's house without my car or money or last name.

>>686257307
Sex with an orange isnt as bad as one would think.

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>>686257517
Well did sir get a prenup?

>>686255320
>natural lubricant
Is very clear and its only a few drops at a time, like precum.

> discharge of the cleaning variety
There is no discharge of the cleaning variety.
There are sebum glands (thats basically fat, same glands that produce fat for your hair)
And lubricant glands, as well as some similar shit higher up in there to flush out the menstruation etc.
Vaginas arent clean, they arent self cleaning, vaginas are a bacterial and germ shitfest, they have natural yeast growth and intestine bacterias living inside it.
If a women claims that her vagina is self cleaning and therefor doesnt need much care, fucking run.

>>686257482
the EMT isn't doing surgery when a bullet passes through an artery

>>686257714
So? I didnt say they were doing that. Post pic of your badge with face and timestamp. Then ill believe you. Stay mad and incoherent bruh.

>>686257394
Now....after kids....eh....7 depending on your tastes could be anywhere from 6-8 she has b's, not into small boobs. Her body isn't that tight anymore.