HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, /B/. SINGLES ARE FREE TO GO, DUBS ARE GOING IN CUFFS, AND TRIPS ARE GOING IN A BODYBAG.
aw hell yeah nigguh i dindu nuffin wrong i'm a GOOD boy!!!!!!111
Negative.
SHHIEET I DIDN DU NUFFIN
im going to roll dubs and immediately leave this thread to shit on your authority
>>686229789
DISPATCH 6699FAG WE HAVE A CODE 17 CALLING BACKUP WEEWOO
dindu nuffin
>>686230186
DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW
I've done nothing man. I'm pretty sure you're just retarded for pulling me over in the first place.
Perks of not being black... Hi, Officer!
fite me
fuck you mean you smell weed? i aint got no weed asshole cop
but officer, i'm white
harder daddy
You're barking up the wrong tree, officer.
wew
What can I do for you today, Officer?
I'd never break the law I love my country!
Nig lives matter
>>686231122
he's got a gun, he's got a gun !!!!
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>686231122
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
I'll just be on my way then.
>>686231584
FITE ME HARDER DADDY
Officer, I am white. Obviously you've made a mistake.
>>686231422
NIG JAILS MATTER TOO!!!! NOW GET ON THE GROUND!!!!
I'm probably innocent!
>>686229619
Just kill me now then
Nigs gonna nig, whites gonna white.
rollerino
>>686231122
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>686231691
CALLING DISPATCH WE HAVE A RUNNER!
Nothing here officer
n-no dubs here officer
Nooooo
>>686229619
And this is probably the time I get quads.
>>686231922
OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY. IT'S LIFE IN PRISON FOR YOU.
>>686231794
WE WUZ KANGS
>>686232008
FUK OFF
>>686232008
You were so close to death.
k
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nothing here officer
trips
Dindu
>>686229619
Officer the black guy went that way!
>>686229619
lol blm
(jk)
Nothing to see here piggy
>>686232444
rip m8
No dubs here officer!
Oh shit, I don't have any dubs officer
>>686232544
ho lee phuc
>>686232184
Fuck
>>686229619
i swear they arent mine officer
din do nuffin
>>686232555
rip
>>686232611
GET ON THE GROUND
I'm clean officer I swear
>>686232533
Nice try blacky... Behind bars for you
i is good boy i dindu nuffin
Dindu nuffin cracker
Nothin' here officer. I'm too white to go to jail
>>686229619
I belong to religion of peace.
>>686232555
BACK UP BACKUP
YOU HEARD THE MAN. GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND OR YOU FUCKING BRAINS WILL BE SHOT TO FUCKING PIECES BY MY SEAL TEAM 6 FRIENDO
I'll vape in your pussy for a 50,
fuk da poleec
>>686229619
im innocent officer
White male passing thru
O-okay officer....
>>686232431
You know what i like about this pasta?
>I am trained in gorilla warfare
>gorilla
Kek
No nigga
>>686232714
I'm sawy officer it's my friend jamals
I'm a white American officers, I didn't do anything that would disturb the peace and ruin the innocent.
>>686229619
Tricks on your officer I always get singles
>inb4 trips
Shit! I'm outta here!
>>686232728
Damn, I know I shouldn't have stopped for KFC. Damn that Sanders and his finger licking good socialism.
>>686232444
GET DOWN NOW OR I SHOOT
>>686232911
GET ON THE GROUND NIGGER
>>686229619
fuck you fisherman
>>686229619
HA PRAISING THE SUN NEVER GIVES ME DUBS
>>686232773
>>686232775
>>686232778
I got eyes on all you shifty bastards
>>686232922
How about those?
Because if they're not yours, I'll gladly take them off of your hands.
>>686229619
Eat shit coppers shyeah see shyeah see
CANT CATCH ME, BITE IT YOU SCUM
>>686232444
OH FUCK ILL COMPLY!DONT FIRE!
>>686229619
Sheeeeeeeeeiiiitttt.
Dindu nu.....
>>686232555
Rip
>>686233055
OH SHIT NIGGER
I'm innocent, just check these out.
>>686233110
I'll sell them to you for two internets
>>686232998
OKAY ILL GET DOWN DONT FIRE PLEASE
>>686233055
Lookie there flash! Cuff em and stuff em. Coot coot coot.
>>686232588
Dispatch we've got a homicide here. Taking the suspect in for questioning.
Guess I'm leaving in a body bag
run run run
>>686233055
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU SUN- PRAISING FAGGOT
Shoot me i don't give a fuck
Nothing to see here officer
>>686233433
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>686233131
Fuck off Randy
>>686233411
Roger that Richard !!!111
You'll never tale me alive faggot.
>>686232778
You came so close to dying just then.
>>686233411
YOUR'E UNDER ARREST FOR POLICE BRUTALITY
>>686233139
Fuck off, you sweatycheeseburger walrus.
Fuck the police!
Fuckin' try me, pig.
Just passing through officer, nothing to see here....
"I’ve killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can’t remember maybe a model, but she’s dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen. I don’t want to leave anything out here. I guess I’ve killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um… I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I’m not sure I’m gonna get away with it this time. I guess I’ll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I’m a pretty uh, I mean I guess I’m a pretty sick guy."
>>686233477
Oh yeah! What do you have in your pockets??!!
JUST FUKIN SHOOT ME
SO MANY DUBS HOLY HELL!
>CALLING IN BIG DICK BRANDON
>>686232444
CANT CATCH ME YOU PIG
>>686233488
Not so fast, it's life in prison for you, buddy.
What seems to be the problem officer
>>686233800
YEAH RIGHT FAGGOT
I swear I've done nothing wrong
>>686229619
Knock knock open up the door, it's real, it's the non stop pop pop of stainless steel.
FUCK YOU YOU SCUM
>>686233799
Big Dick Brandon is going to get ass fucked by Tyrone
>>686233778
The lie dectector almost caught a reading stop bullshitting us sir
>>686233788
>>686233477
Time to bring in the Swat
NIGGA IM COMPHY IN THE BAG
>>686234023
Oh shit nigger
>>686229619
I aint got shit
>>686233941
FUCK YOU PIG I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF DUBS AND TRIPS!
>>686229619
Sir as you can see i am free to go
>>686233944
FUCKING LAHEY
I'M BEING CONTAINED
Reporting for duty.
>>686234333
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
>>686234333
>>686233944
I'LL GET YOU ON THE GROUND FASTER THAN YOUR SUGAR DADDY
FUCK DA POLICE
>>686234333
R.I.P
dubslivesmatter
I would like to speak to my lawer
You can't prove I have dubs
Whew lad, ociffer.
U won't catch me alive stupid pigs
>>686234451
All that body armor, and such a tiny little club.
>>686234384
>>686234384
GREAT TO HAVE YOU DICKIS ULTRIUS
I'm holding these for a friend. I swear to god!
fuck tha police
In don't intend to get arrested.
You'll never kill me alive
Rollin for freedom
>>686234650
I prefer Coptimus Prime, but I guess ya don't get to choose your nicknames. Dickis Ultrius it is.
I'm white, you need to let me pass
Nothing to see here officer.
>>686229619
en ole suomalinen
wow these lessons are really working
>>686234823
Neither of us will get arrested brother
Nothing to see here officer
>>686229619
fuck you
Finally my shitty luck comes in handy
>>686229619
Rollin with my girl
http://frtyd.com/go/z49J_bAaEj/justme
Hey guys, look at my homemade clock!
"Harold, it’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can’t remember maybe a model, but she’s dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen. I don’t want to leave anything out here. I guess I’ve killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um… I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I’m not sure I’m gonna get away with it this time. I guess I’ll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I’m a pretty uh, I mean I guess I’m a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry’s Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."
>>686235155
No dubs here gentlemen.
>>686235217
"I'm white enough to get out of this"
Nope not going with you
>>686229619
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS
Am I gonna be on cops
Don't mind me, just passing through.
>>686233778
>>686235198
Roll for Dubs or Trips
>>686229619
just end it
>>686229619
FREEZE OFFICER! WE HAVE REASON TO TAKE YOU IN FOR QUESTIONING!
I know my rights.
no dubs here, ociffer!
>>686235699
>>686229619
You'll never catch me!
Relájese, policía. Soy un mexicano amable.
>>686229619
persecute us good nazi's more
>>686229619
Quads i am doing the cooking.
>>686231422
Get the fuck on the ground!
>>686235676
BUT SIR, I ONLY DID A LITTLE WEED!!
>>686229619
I ain't got shit
>>686229619
I'm back and guess what pigster, you ain't got shit HA, go 69 your mustachey C.O. bitch
>>686235577
Your going to the slammer perp
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No tengo nada, pinche madre.
>>686229619
Do something about it.
Fuck you, you pig
>>686229619
Officer the guy underneath me has dubs I swear
black lives matter
>>686229619
Reaches for sandwich
no dubs here
>>686229619
You have no warrant or probable cause to search me, faggot. Take your shit-eating grin and shove it up your ass.
>>686231922
ON THE GROUND NOW!!
>>686229619
I'm good fam
>>686236644
Check'd and cuff'd
>>686229619
I am a psychic working with the police. The tenth poster below me will have dubs. The 15th will have trips.
>>686236536
Go back to Mexico you fucking drug dealer
>>686229619
ALLAHUA AKUABARIONI
>>686237144
You ain't above the law either, nigger.
Fuck the police
>>686233477
Es de la federal. Coimealo y salís de una
>>686236331
SIR, YOU ARE OFF BY TWO
YOU'RE GOING IN FOR QUESTIONING RIGHT NOW
>>686232991
Hmm. Be careful on the streets, civilian...
Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground
>>686229619
Suicide by cop, checkem
>>686229619
Might as well prepare my funeral then sir...
>>686235155
HE'S GOT A BOMB! BACK UP BACK UP!
I'm perfectly clean officer. No need for alarm.
>>686237704
Oh wait hold on a secobd sir... Maybe my ID will clear things up
>>686237855
Tell that to the judge. Cuff'em boys
>>686236844
aha! then whats this? thought you could hide them down your pants?
>>686229619
Unhand me sir, I am a doctor.
Iz is a gud boy awwfuhsuh
>>686237960
Oh well. Guess I'm good to go.
I have a prescription for these dubs.
Just passing through ociffer
>>686238177
not so fast! I smell some dubs on your shirt
>>686229619
Lick me, faggot
>>686229619
>>686238322
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkk!!!
>>686238177
Hold up! Are those dubs hanging out from your pockets?
>>686229619
get off my u dog cunt i didnt do anything
You're doing fine work today, gentlemen.
>>686238322
Off to the jail with you
am i being detained?
>>686229737
He din du nuffin!
rolling for trips so I can leave this godawful website.
>>686238433
did you just put them in your pockets officer?
>>686238322
Kill this fucking nigger before he runs away
>>686238442
Be careful...
hello officer
As if you pigs could ever catch me
>>686238600
>>686238611
we need backup, there's too many of them!
Lemme go I ain done nuffing boss
Am I being detained? I know my rights!
Back for backup.
>>686229619
Hey bud, I'm a cop. Take up your complaint with my LT.
>>686238611
Put this faggot down
FUCK YOU,OP.
You will never take me alive
>>686229619
Fuck you piggy
Suck my quads
Hands up don't shoot
>>686238711
you're working with the niggers aren't you
It's just a BB gun officer, swear!
We need to start assembling a proper task force to tackle this epidemic before it gets out of hand, gentlemen.