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My profile

>>686229371
No, they can't tell, also, I found that if you're on tinder the least serious you take it the better you are, I just say random shit to either make them laugh, or stop talking to me, doesn't matter which happens, just as long as one happens

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‏>>686229711
The message

‏>>686229754
>I found that if you're on tinder the least serious you take it the better you are
So the fact that my profile is a Sith Lord profile is a good thing? Will that make them like me more?

>>686229809
Seeing your profile make up some bullshit about the dark side or something off your profile, but just be funny about it

>>686229951
It will get you a lot more responses, they'll find it funny and will be curious about the dude behind the sith lord, in essence, so it's a great opener, however if you have no game to follow, it's worthless

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>>686229371
>Your eyes have this crazy look that tells me you're the type of girl that'd slice my tyres, key my car and leave my stuff burning on the sidewalk
All you need

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I can't into social interaction. I don't even have human friends (all my friends are cats)
Here is her profile
I don't drink alcohol at all so the bar stuff referenced in her profile is out.
She says she likes adventure though and I'm adventurous as fuck. My life revolves around adventure. Be it hiking, exploring, biking, whatever.

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>>686229711
Jesus man this is some cringey comic con shit, just be casual. Pic of you at the beach or just outdoors if you haven't got a bod, a pic with friends (hot girls preferably), another casual of you.
This darth shit would dry a vag to sahara levels

ask her if she'd like to bend over and show you her dark side some time

>>686230708
Honestly dude I bet this girl knows your trolling as fuck, I hope you have strong aesthetics because if not you may not go anywhere here.

The Darth shit is definite comic con cringe for sure, but it gets your foot in the door because it's so cringe, so if you can make them see you aren't a neckbeard beta, then you have a shot, women are easy as fuck, you just have to be better then them at their Bullshit games

>>686230061
What specifically should I say?
>>686230208
Makes sense
>>686230327
Tempting
>>686230744
All the pics I have of myself mostly are of me skiing, I don't have pics of me with friends. I just go on adventures all the time and never really do anything with people.
And yeah it comes off as "cringey comic con shit" but I'm not even that nerdy. Aside from episode 7 (which I only saw once) it's been years since I've seen any Star Wars movie. I don't game much, I've never been to a comic con, etc. I mostly just do physical/outdoor stuff.

>>686231388
I'm not the comic con stereotype at all (see >>686231402), I'm almost the opposite. But obviously my profile doesn't portray that. So what should I say? Should I say something related to Star Wars to keep the Sith thing going, or should I say something completely unrelated like something about going on an adventure? Literally all I do with my life is ski, bike, hike, other physical outdoor stuff, browse 4chan, and work.

>>686230708
Plan to go do one of these things after a coffee meeting goes well... not that hard bro

>>686231402
Just bullshit it man, just don't think about it at all, say whatever comes to your mind first no matter how fucked it sounds.

In the beginning if you aren't good with women, you'll fuck up and lose some prime pussy, but with continuous practice you'll learn how to deliver some solid lines and get them wanting you.

I'm terrible at the game myself but I can hitch the fuck out some people

>>686232015
I don't drink coffee though
>>686232025
>Just bullshit it man, just don't think about it at all, say whatever comes to your mind first no matter how fucked it sounds.
Nothing comes to mind though
>In the beginning if you aren't good with women, you'll fuck up and lose some prime pussy,
I don't even want to fuck her, I have no interest in sex outside of a relationship. I'm mostly doing Tinder for the lulz, but going on adventures with a cute girl can always be fun, and she says she likes adventure. I want to go on adventures with her, not fuck her.

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>>686232595
>I have no interest in sex outside of a relationship
>doing Tinder for the lulz
>want to go on adventures with her, not fuck her

>niceguy.jpeg

>>686232595
a beer then... nevermind you'll just blow it.

>>686233152
>fucking outside of a relationship
>being a filthy degenerate
I'm not even a "nice guy", I hardly ever even interact with people. I just do my own thing.

>>686233239
I don't drink alcohol. I don't want to do anything related to food, drink, bars, restaurants, etc. I want to go on a bike ride or a walk or go do urban exploration or go to a beach and swim in a lake or something like that.

>>686229809
She's cute as fuck. I'd berry my dick in her first chance I got.

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>>686233315
>I just do my own thing.

Is that what kids are calling masturbation nowadays?

>>686233623
no money poorfag? wtf is wrong with you? you have to eat.

>>686233669
No, I don't masturbate because masturbation is degenerate. By "do my own thing" I mean outdoorsy adventurous stuff. Bike rides, hikes, etc.

>>686233666
checked

>>686233929
You are a troll and all these summers took your bait. Outdoorsy types don't spend time on /b/ especially if you don't masturbate.

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‏>>686233666
Nice trips, Satan. Here's another pic of her
Btw, quoting Satan trips = backwardsquote

>>686233929
Fuckin queer

‏>>686233900
I eat home cooked organic vegan food.
‏>>686234165
My Tinder profile is basically a troll profile but I'm being serious. If you don't believe me, post your email address and I will send you a timestamped picture of my 4 bicycles and 5 pairs of skis,

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‏>>686234501
You're the queer, candy-ass. Masturbation is giving yourself a handjob which is getting a handjob from a guy and giving a handjob to a guy simultaneously. It is the epitomy of faggotry. Masturbation is homosexuality.

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>>686234504
The more you type the more I wanna rip your fedora off your head, but I fear the amount of dandruff that will be released into the atmosphere will give everyone severe breathing problems

>>686234769
I thought you don't have sex outside of a relationship? So you just don't get boners? You're gonna get testicular cancer from not nutting enough

>>686234504
You are disgusting. Just text her a bit you'll get laid within the hour if you feed her this shit you are typing here. Faggot.

‏>>686234899
I shower twice a day.
‏>>686235127
Oh look, it's the
>masturbation is healthy
meme!
‏>>686235207
I am disgusting because I live a healthy, non-degenerate, productive, moral lifestyle?
I don't want to get laid, I want to go on adventures.

OP here, should I just say "Let's go on an adventure~"?

>>686235479
Tinder is not for adventures ... it's for sex.... but do whatever you want why are you asking /b/ this if you already know what to do?

>>686229711
7/11 was a part time job

>>686235799
Tinder is a dating app, so technically it's for dating, but some people even go on there just to find friends (or so they claim). Going on an adventure is more akin to going on a date than sex is, so what I'm using Tinder for is closer to its intended purpose than going on their to fuck random cumdumpsters.

>>686235799
As for why I'm asking /b/ -- I know what I want to do but I don't know what to say because I can't into social interaction

>>686230708
Adventure into bar then. Adventure into a chick too. Adventure!

>>686236357
I don't drink alcohol though, so I don't want to adventure into a bar. I want to go on a bike ride or swim or explore or something like that. Outdoorsy adventurous athletic kinda stuff.

>>686236175
Just be yourself think of her as if she is already a close friend chicks like that.

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>>686230708
To sum up her profile
>I'm into free shit...

>>686229371
Ask her if she eats ass.

>>686233623
Take a picnic with a couple growlers of craft beer. You dont have to drink for her to have a good time. Then hike to somewhere adventurous.

>>686236642
You may want to be adventurous and try alcohol and coffee... It's not like you have to incorporate them into your lifestyle... for wanting adventure you are being a bit close minded.

just invite her to some of your vegan adventure shit then, it isnt that hard.

>a match

>>686234255
My god! Thats that dude from Portlandia!

‏>>686237134
If she was already a close friend I'd just ask if she wants to go hang out and go on an adventure or something. So should I just message her something like
>Hey! Let's go on an adventure~
and then see what she says then say what kind of adventure I'd like to go and then go do it?
Or should I play the Sith thing longer and go super-nerd?
In response to "Darth!" I could say
>Makayla! I look forward to training you in the ways of the dark side of the Force. Become my Sith apprentice and you will have more power than you could possibly imagine!
Half tempted to send the last one even though I know it's cringy as fuck. Mostly because I don't really care, I doubt I'll actually meet up with her. But if she wants to meet up I will. I just don't really care. I'm mostly doing Tinder for the lulz.

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>>686234769

>>686237194
Should I ask her if she supports Bernie Sanders, then redpill her on how Donald Trump will MAGA?
>>686237357
There's not any good hiking near here unfortunately (which fucking sucks because I love hiking) but there's plenty of nice beaches, biking/walking trails, etc
>>686237402
I want adventure as in going out in the wilderness and getting lost, going on a 200 mile bike ride and riding nonstop, skiing off a 25 foot cliff, that kind of thing.
>>686237461
So just ask her to go on a bike ride with me?
>>686237634
What? Are you telling me that she's a trap? Oh, I know! My first message to her can be "Are you a trap?"
Or, to keep the Star Wars thing going, "It's a trap!"

fck the sith shit

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‫>>686237926niggersTONGUEmyANUS

>>686234769
This bread is dangerously close to being screencapped for epic autism.

Keks/10 anon.

>>686237657
If the second one is more of what you would actually say then yes. Just tell her what you want to do with her. I'd personally save the cringy stuff for when she knows you a bit more and will think it's cute. Pick one of the things she said she wants to do and go with that unless you have something more exciting in mind spontaneous is always good but she will want to feel safe until she knows you better.

>>686235479
I think of sex as an adventure anon. I think, for you, it would be boldly going where you never have before.

Do it for the lulz!

>>686230708
Ask her if she thinks she can handle a large light saber. Say something cheesy like Makayla, I am your daddy.

>>686236081
No. This has become epic. I can't even.

Not even.

Someone screencap.

>>686236642
Drink coffee in bar. Let her drink whatever.

Profit.

‏>>686238304‏
>I love going on random adventures
is what I like most about her profile. I hope that by that she means outdoorsy adventures, the kind of stuff I like doing. Wat do?
‏>>686238498
>projecting your own shortcomings onto other people
Nah, I've had a girlfriend. Been single for a few years though. Not gonna get into another relationship unless it's a girl I really, really like.

‏>>686238798
Everything I said is true though. Tinder is not for sex.
‏>>686238965
I don't drink coffee or alcohol, how many times do I have to repeat myself? I only drink water.

>>686238052
The beach=yes. Bring beer for her.

Everything else in that post=no

‫>>686239392
Why would going for a walk or bike ride be a no? And wouldn't it be weird for me to bring beer but not drink any? That would just make it look like I'm trying to get her drunk or something.

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‏>>686239555
CHECK
MY
TRIPS

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>>686238135
Omg brah, you have to stop... i cant breathe.

‫>>686239710
You can't breathe because you're choking on your own cum, you gay candy-ass?

>>686239276
Pure spring water... and you don't let women drain your essence, your vital essence...

What was that general in Dr. Strangelove? He drank whiskey too.

>>686239555
No, it'd be thoughtful, and she'd appreciate it. Bring water for you.

The beach is a place she's likely to feel safer with someone she just met.

Especially someone armed with a lightsaber.

‏>>686240133
I don't know where you're going with this, but what should I say to her?

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I wish i could cap this, but I'm on phone.

I bequeath to you an internet, my friend.

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>>686240378
Why would she feel safer at a beach than a bike trail? Just because there's people around? The bike/walk trails here tend to be fairly crowded, lots of cyclists here, so a bike ride or walk wouldn't be all alone.
Not that I am against beaches, I think either would be fun
Oh and she'll be armed too, I'll bring an extra lightsaber. I have a lot. What is the least cringey way to ask her to meet up to lightsaber duel?
Btw I have pics of me lightsaber dueling a friend on my Tinder profile.
‏>>686240859
Thanks /b/ro, have a cute kitten

>>686240434
You should def see Dr. Strangelove.

And just be you. Say what you think. You either relationship, or you don't, and for all the right reasons, if you are being real.

>>686241240
I don't want a relationship, I just want to go on adventures with her and lightsaber duel her, and yes I am being real. Should I just message her "Makayla! I look forward to training you in the ways of the dark side of the Force. When would you like to meet up to lightsaber duel?"?

>>686229371
Consider for one moment how ridicule your profile is. BUT she still talked to you, right? That should give you some fucking confidence. Go get her faggot

>>686241115
Honestly, if you're going to invite her to a lightsaber duel, the cringier you ask the better.

Authenticity.

The beach is so she can have a beer, which she clearly enjoys, and so you guys can talk, and just hang out.

>>686241587
I don't lack confidence, I just don't know what to say.
>>686241635
The cringier the better? Really?
>M'lady, when would you like to come practice katana fighting, I mean, umm, lightsaber dueling? I'm sure I would be no match for a beautiful lady such as yourself! *tips fedora*

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>>686241551
Yes, say that.

>>686242147
Fuck, now I want to make a new profile just for this. Make the profile Chad as fuck, but any time I get a match, just go full cringe right away.

‏>>686242279
>can't tell if serious
Should I really?

>>686242147
Newp, i take it back. Before was just the right amount of cringe. There can be too much cringe when inviting a chick to a lightsaber duel.

>>686229711
You're a fucking faggot.

>>686242472
I do think so, anon. She liked the pic, roll with it.

686235479<<
Does this work?

>>686231930
Do your cats ride quads?

>>686242607
>>686242825
Okay, so which one?
>Makayla! I look forward to training you in the ways of the dark side of the Force. When would you like to meet up to lightsaber duel?
>Makayla! I look forward to training you in the ways of the dark side of the Force. Become my Sith apprentice and you will have more power than you could possibly imagine!
Tell me which one and I'll send it
‏>>686243072
Yes, of course

>>686243360
What is this even supposed to mean?
Either way, check these quads

General Ripper.

I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

>>686243588
I like the a>>686243588
pprentice one.

>>686244211
But then there's no mention of actually meeting up. How about combining them?
>Makayla! I look forward to training you in the ways of the dark side of the Force. Become my Sith apprentice and you will have more power than you could possibly imagine! When would you like to meet up to lightsaber duel?

>>686242363
I think you should do it.

For science anon. And post results.

>>686244625
This

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Did I do good?

>>686242147
She liked the darth cosplay. The fedora might not fly.

>>686245430
I literally gasped and read this with my mouth still open. You disgust me.

>>686245430
you blew it

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‏>>686245499
Nice dubs!
Btw, quoting dubs backwardsquotes now

>>686245430
She'll let us know. I think you did great.

You make me very happy, anon.

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‏>>686245623
‏>>686245627
>mfw not the slightest of regrets

>>686245430
Now say, "and by lightsabers I mean I will impale you with my penis."

>>686245754
Thanks, anon!

>>686229371
you sure it's not spam? Theres sooooooooo many fucking bots on tinder

>>686245961
its definitely a bot lol

>>686245792
He's like Gen. Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove mang. He will not waste his vital essence on cheap, taut, bimbos, nor mastergaytion.

>>686245961
Then why would she have said "Darth!"? My name has the different version of the letter a since Facebook bans the name Darth, yet she typed it with a normal a. That suggests not a bot.

>>686245873
Keep me posted on results. Start a new thread if time comes.

I am riveted.

>>686245961
Or a camwhore.

>>686246404
I will. No reply from her yet. I want to sleep soon so hopefully she replies soon. It's 1am here so maybe she's already sleeping.

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>>686245430

>>686246276
That's good thinking anon. Don't let fagbook tell you who you are.

I wanted to read all of this thread before I commented. I'm so happy. Please tell me someone is saving this shit? I would, but on my phone

>>686234255
dem brows

>>686246974
Why do so many people browse 4chan on their phones?

>>686247140
It's my only access to net. I live in a vw

>>686246523
[email protected]

Keep me posted anytime, 24/7

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While I am waiting for Makayka to reply should I message this girl?

>>686246486
Not pretty enough to be a camphor imo

>>686248137
You bet! Maybe you could all go on adventures together.

I bet you two have stuff in common. She likes things too.

>>686246523
Stop with the wishful thinking anon. You blew it.

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>>686248082
Not sure if serious but alright
>>686248137
Moar of her

>>686248208
Boldness can get you further than mere beauty, anon. There are some bold bitches out there.

No matter, they're all their own adventures.

>>686248547
She should be a hoot anon!

Msg her

>>686230708
DOODE
she sent you a message as a fucking joke in response to your joke profile, she's not actually interested in dating you, like wayyyyy misinterpreting signals

This is sad

>>686248547
I made that addy just for you

>>686248547
eww

First picture was a lie. Stay away from that troll op.

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>>686248547
Dubs and I message her the lolocaust (the Nazi version of the Pokemon theme song) given her Pokemon picture. Someone has to teach me how to copy and paste onto Tinder though

Tell her your favorite part about Star Wars was when Kylo Ren penetrated his daddy with love.

>>686248924
Should I send her the lolocaust?
>>686248987
If that's true, when what the fuck do I lose?
>>686248996
Alright, I saved it. Will update you if she replies
>>686249100
Oh fuck, I got dubs. Time for the lolocaust! Now how the fuck do I copy and paste on a phone?

>>686233623
YOU THINK HER SAYING "DARTH!" IN RESPONSE TO YOUR OBVIOUS TROLL PROFILE IS AN INVITATION TO GO ON A FUCKING BIKE RIDE ADVENTURE DATE?!?!!

HAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHA
cringe cringe I'm saving this

>>686248547
Tell me of your adventures bro

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>>686233666

>>686234255
47 MILES AWAY?!?! HAHAHAHAJAJA
have fun biking to her!!!!!

>>686248547
Should I send this girl the lolocaust? I figured out how to copy and paste on my phone, I have the lolocaust pasted in the message box. Should I do it?

>>686249473
I've biked a lot farther than that faggot

>>686234504
This is a sad sad response to someone not believing u

>>686249473

get fucking shrekled

>>686235608
HAGAHAHAGAHGHAHAHA FUCKING SIDES BURNING

>>686249282
You been hitting dubz all night!

Email me some of your adventures too, or just to chat

‏>>686249623
Fuck you niggerfaggot, you are just butthurt that you can't get a single Tinder match

>>686249765
>Email me some of your adventures too, or just to chat
What the fuck?

>>686249591
U be u bro. She'll like it or she won't

>>686249794
>niggerfaggot
>butthurt over Tinder
and I thought I was a mistake

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
Should I send the lolocaust to the fat Pokemon girl or not?
quads get

>>686237657
>I just really don't care
Whole thread about how you care and crazy amounts of planning to ask some stranger out when all they said was "DARTH!"


This is so sad. Like I thought you were joking at first. But now that I know your serious. I'm like so fuckin embarrassed for you man

>>686249934
I am riveted to this tale of adventure

>>686238052
JUST STAHP JUST STAHP
I CANT TAKE NO MORE!

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>>686250042
>>686250264

>>686250042
Send it. It's funny.

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>>686250442
>>686250540
>>686250542

Lmao, what the fuck bro, I came in here giving you solid tips, left for lunch to get baked, and came back and you're the most cringe dude ever.

First off, why the fuck go on tinder to not fuck, the app is literally a hook up app, bitches say they find you attractive, so you just spit game, if you're good you get them say day, if not you lose them.

Second, what the fuck, you sound like total faygot me a month or so back, I was all against getting pussy because of some dumb ass reasoning, like I thought I was better, I'm not, I'm just to pussy to try and make a move to get pussy, due to my excessive porn usage it's fucked my confidence.

Third don't be a fuck and come on here asking for advice when you're just going to be a pussy about it, if you want to meet an adventurous girl, you'll find her out in the world dumbass, if you want pussy, also can be found in the world, but it's streamlined to shit like tinder, get off your high horse and quit pretending your better cuz you ain't bruh, we all are fucked somewhere in the head, no one can be truly perfect, so stop being a cloud bro, and come down to planet earth

>>686249794
Nigga I'm married. I don't need tinder. I get sex all day everyday FO FREE

>>686250608
Maybe she's not a jew? I mean, what if she's only "jew-ish"?

>>686250826
/thread

I dont drink i dont fuck i dont blah blah blah.

You are faggot and you should buy a leather vest sit on a crunch rocket and wait for adventure girls to fuck you up in the ass.

>>686250826
>if you want to meet an adventurous girl, you'll find her out in the world dumbass
Obviously. I'm using Tinder for the lulz, I don't expect to actually meet up with anyone from it. But if some girl actually wants to lightsaber duel then sure I'll meet up with her and duel. I'll pwn her too, I even win 1v4 duels most of the time.

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send her let it go lyrics

>>686250939
I never implied she's jewish
>>686251079
I don't wear dead animals

>>686251107
My sides..... orbital velocity attained

>>686250883
I bet you get bored of that sex anon. Variety is the spice of life.

>>686251202
If she is, this should get good quick.

>>686251258
>orbital velocity

>>686251107
then why did you come here in thr first place

>>686251413
FUCK
SHE MESSAGED ME THAT SHE IS JEWISH AND DEEPLY OFFENDED
NOW THERES A PARTYVAN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
WTF DO I DO

>>686245430
SO EMBARESSING HOLY SHIT

>>686243588
Dying

>>686251420
Nice friendly digits, the birthdate of our Fuhrer

‫>>686251554niggers
>being this jealous of my smooth pickup line
It's okay anon, not everyone can be this good with women right away.

>>686229371
Give up because you are clearly beta as fuck and you don't have a chance.

>>686251512
Post it! Update required

>>686251202
You are fucking retatarded beta faggot that is wasting our time for nothing.

An hero already.

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>>686251202
You have other matches on tinder bro?

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‏>>686251880
>mfw you are this mad
>mfw you can't even backwardsquote

>>686251512
Ask her if she was circumcised

>>686251107
Holy fuckaroni pizza with extra beta slapped on it.

Why are you on tinder, if you truly want to troll girls and see what happens, go on okcupid or pof or some trash, don't waste girls time on tinder, girls on tinder are generally looking at guys they want to fuck.

Like I said adventure comes off of the Internet, and for fucks sake, if you want a girl to go on adventures with, go to a gym or someplace where active and fit people congregate and chat it up instead of doing whatever it is your doing now

>>686251994
Yeah besides the two I messaged I have 6 others, but I think at least one is a bot, maybe two. But 4-5 real that I haven't messaged yet

>>686251994
Yeah, you has plenty. Message some of the other birds while we wait for responses. Be a team player

>>686251356
I have a bdsm fetish. Variety attained

>>686252042
Says the retard that implies mfw.

You kinda dropped the ball there retard.

>>686251664
I'm pretty sure there are dozens of chicks that would be happy to meet anon.

Plenty of chicks dig adventures.

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>>686251107
jesus christ

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What OP really looks like.....

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>>686252173
Well, you don't want a clusterfuck. Just think if they all wanted to go out all at once.

That'd be a nightmare...

Unless... how many lightsabers do you have anon?

>>686252822
Backwards quote didn't work. did get dubs tho. So as a reward, I think someone should tell me how

>>686253061
Don't ask me. I can't even screenshot

>>686248137
>Ridiculous coloured hair
>Daddy issues
Youwantsumfukboi.ini

>>686252173
So maybe you could get a bunch of chicks together for an epic lightsaber battle!

>>686230708
She asked you 2 questions cocksucker, the rest is just general info. How bout you answer them

>>686252143
Holy macaroni stop being so mad and enjoy the lulz you faggot

‏>>686252869
>Unless... how many lightsabers do you have anon?
More than enough. Like 20. I could take them all on at once and win. Especially considering some of them are hamplanets.
‏>>686253061
‎>being this new
>>686253195
‎>I can't even greentext
>>686253468
This sounds perfect!

>>686253768
Me=kill

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‏>>686252175
As you wish

>>686239392
Said the "cool guy" of all 90's teen series

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Like this..

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>>686253768
I laughed a nug right out of the pipe and damn near lit my junk on fire.

Feels gay.

>>686254189
Cool story bro

>>686254100
Jesus anon, I don't know if I'd want her coming at me with something long and hard..

>>686254036
Didn't work feggit

‫>>686254431
She's too fat to put up a fight, if I duel her it'll be over within seconds. I don't want to duel her though, I only want to duel Makayla.

‏>>686254483
faggot
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just posting to say i keked. good thread

>>686254621
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Not op here, what can I say now ?

‏>>686254992
Fucking random girls from Tinder is degenerate you faggot

>>686254992

Tell her you're gonna meet her somewhere. And then before you meet her there, tell her "not to puss out" ("you better not puss out") and then she'll definitely show and let you do anything you want.

>>686255559
SO FUCKING CLOSE

fags

>>686254992
When can you get here with the sweets?2

>>686256596
Well, only if they touch benis.