Suicide tips, tricks, etc.
>Or
Reasons to not do it.
Help me out /b, a mixture of the two would be good
>>686227055
don't do anything that will physically damage the brain like a gunshot to the head etc. (it'll make it harder to pass to the "other side").
gassing myself would be my choice of suicide
>>686227582
See I've tried to shoot myself before. For whatever reason I just can't get myself to pull the trigger. It's a weird feeling.
Stop being a faggot and go to bed
>>686228713
Can't bud, still at work for another hour
>>686228522
That's the will to live. Weird, isn't it?
>>686227055
thats a nice gif anon
>>686229063
Not op but yeah its weird
>>686227582
so no hanging or cutting off the oxygen or blood flow to the brain?
>>686227055
because the fact that life will become good, no matter how small, is worth over stopping everything?
>>686228522
It's simply because it's not you that control your body and your will but it's your brain/subconscious.
>>686229063
I'm not a huge fan of it. Especially since every time I make an effort to do myself in, shit steadily gets worse
>>686229224
I found it on here a few days ago, thanks man
>>686228859
Well drat
What I do when I need to distract myself from suicide but have no available resources I just dont think. Try to focus on one thing that isnt related to death and just zone out.
>>686227055
Eat yourself to death, that way it'll be delicious.
Also depression is a disease not getting help for it is like not getting help for a broken leg
>>686229468
sure you can do that, but what I meant was don't do anything that will damage the actual structure of the brain; keep the brain in one piece
>>686229799
Yeah OP, I drowned out feelings of suicide with Vicodin and Xanax. I had a crippling drug addiction for eight months but I'm still here (^:
>>686229224
here have another
>>686229799
I try this.
Normally I just hop in my car and drive off forty bucks worth of gas. I've been into cars as long as I've been around, my dad got me in on it basically from birth. So, that's my happy place, behind the wheel. Sometimes it works, other times it just makes me think even more than before
>>686230213
I put in literally all of my money into my Fairlane, none left over for an addiction
>>686230316
>>686227055
I have committed suicide successfully a few times. Highly recommended
>>686230316
any more?
if you gotta do it, do it right
http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
heroin killed my once without me even trying, those god damn paramedics.. it was so peaceful
If my suicide thread becomes trippy gifs I won't even complain
>>686231291
not very
>>686231127
it's like acid without the acid!
>>686231634
At least you'll have done something right for once in your life
Not op but hey I like you guys. help me with my current predicament. I dont want to sleep but its 12:25 am. I usually take 10.5 mg of melatonin plus 10 mg of abilify (makes me drowsy) at night but I don't want to take it. Motivate me please I need to sleep
>>686231437
This is it. Fuck yeah anon. The best trick
If living, is really just all a freak accident, and it's all a coincidence. Then you shouldn't do it out of fear that you are wrong. But if there is a god, and someone or multiple people are watching us, then why not put on a good show, live your life and make every moment worth it.
Slit your wrist.
Down the block eh?
and there are no real reasons not to kill yourself, except if it's because you think "it will never get better", which is the most retarded shit ever
>>686232030
Smoke pot bro
Il just leave this here...
>>686232477
But don't do it, it always gets better... Usually.
>>686232313
Dont have any
And my brains already messed up enough you silly moose
>>686232641
If your brain's fucked up, the best thing is to smoke marijuana
it doesnt have permanent effects on the brain
and it helped me sort my life out
>>686232173
i think of living as just a vacation. the thing is, not all vacations go well thus making me feel like going "home" early
>>686231779
>>686233077
Fine ill share
My main dilemma is the only people I can talk about this shit with, are you random dudes on the internet.
>being the faggot OP I have no one in the real world
>>686232849
Then find a new vacation, start over (meaning find some new scenery, not kill yourself) make it better than the last, and keep doing that till you find what's right for you
Jump off a cliff and do some back-flips/front-flips:
It gives us a show and it will slow your momentum down by 13% due to rotational acceleration so you wont die, but you will then learn the value of your life.
>>686228522
That feeling is called not actually wanting to die
>>686227055
You can always go back to playing pokemons, pretending to be in another world that fits right in your hand.
You could choke over extremely hot potatoes
>>686233221
welp I guess i deleted them all. I'm sorry
bumperino
>>686232030
First off, the effective dose of melatonin is about half a milligram abs anything more is just going to make your sleep worse long term, secondly, as someone who was in a similar boat, try meditation and relaxation exercises, alternatively state at your ceiling in the pitch dark for enough nights in a row and you'll eventually start to sleep when you want
>>686233247
Make some friends. It's not that hard
Just go for it
Anyone else here love their life but hates their self?
I have BPD and it's a huge pain in the ass
>>686233649
>>686233784
except why would you want to feel pain?
if anything >>686232477 is the way to go
>>686232030
try benadryl
Diphenhydramine
Benzos work, but lead to issues.
found another one
>>686234133
Why would I not want to feel pain?
If I'm doing it I want to fuck my current self up, but not damage my chances of possibly doing better in the next world.
>>686232835
I dint think it will help MOST people actually sort out their lives, but I still recommend smoking weed in dark times.. and happy times, weeds just good
It's just redundant and silly when you're gonna die anyway.
>>686227055
>suicide wont end the pain, it will just pass it on to someone else
this is what stops me from an hero
>>686234392
Well at least you could enjoy your suicide
>>686234424
Faggot
>>686231127
someone should make it a still .gif so you always question if its the gif or your eyes.
>>686234112
You should an hero
>>686234424
This man speaks truth
>>686234517
Nope
Wrong
An hero
Nothing matters after
>>686234592
I guess everything's a trigger when summer is here
>>686234592
narrowminded fag spotted
Tips - inject heroin/morphine and ativan in rapid succession. this is how we kill old people nowadays
Reasons not to - inject heroin/morphine and ativan in rapid succession. makes life worthwhile, fun party drug