Get decides
>topkeks
Bumpie boo
"Do you collect pokemon cards"
Kek, baby do u have family discounts?
can I bring my little brother, I'm babysitting
Can I cry in the corner and you laugh at me? That's my fetish
>>686220277
Checked em
>>686220277
well then
checkeroo
I got an idea, if I eat your pussy when I'm done do I get a discount? I will eat your ass hole clean NO CHARGE
>>686220452
roll
>>686220277
Witnessed
Winrar
Top kek
>>686219495
STEPHANIE HANNEY CHICAGO
>>686219495
>any discount for being white
fucking scrolling by and lost
ask if she is open to fetishes
Fuck for free if i make u orgasm?
Winrar
>>686220995
lol thats a good one
Can I shove a Twinkie up your ass then lick it out?
Also im into pirat roleplay. Arr you too?
How much to come with me to see Civil War?
My theater doesn't let me see movies by myself since my accident...
She is so lovely whore, why do you make her waste time with you? She could be actually fucking (or working, lets be polite)
Or are you gonna appear at 11 for real? That would be funny to see
Then when I'm done crying, can you fuck me in the ass with a strap on?
Just cuz I like it
Can we use toys? Not like on you but on me. Its part of my fetish.
>>686221300
winzip
>>686221363
could also be a cop. now fuck off.
>>686221449
gj op making me kek the kekest of keks.
>>686221363
Will be there at 11:15
>Also im into pirat roleplay. Arr you too?
Fuck double winrar. How am I so good?
>>686221449
wow OP, thanks, that means a lot for me :3
<3 no homo
Can we also snowball?
>>686221566
dubs have spoken
>>686221566
holy shit anon the scripts.
>>686221566
make it triple
>>686221566
Kek triple winrar
>>686221599
> :3
><3
Never go full cancer on /b/, faggot.
Three dubs in a row? This is bullshit
>>686221599
>>686221699
hey i made dubs twice in a row too :D
>>686220995
Roll
scripting is cheating >:(
I'd also really like it if i could drink your pee
And would you mind if I took a stool sample before we part ways? I like to keep souvenirs
hot billy mama
i want your heavy duty
Can you also shit in my mouth?
>>686221933
Fucking kek
For an extra $200, I want you to shit in my mouth.
Okay one more time for the quadruple winrar.
Can you penetrate me with a strap on?
Can I give you 500 to cut my toenails? Just literally cut my toenails and leave.
Except... You need to use your feet to hold the clippers
>>686221933
Checked
Do you mind if i drink my own pee?
>>686222011
got em
>>686221843
Talking about me? I'm on my phone how can I script? :(
Can I cum in your face? If so, can I lick it then?
>>686222011
Winrar. Wait till she replied tho
>>686221933
10/10 Do it OP!!
>>686222011
Oh shit.
>>686222244
OP busy 2knight
We almost got >>686222222 in here
Op is a faggot
>>686222244
Oh my quad
do you know a fat black girl you could bring with? My dad just said he would pay for both of us
This thread dubs thread?
>>686222555
checked
>>686222555
No its a get thread. Duh
>>686222555
Fuck, wasted
>>686222555
Yes so gtfo with your trips
>>686222555
Jesus Christ
>>686222622
oh shit, I fucked up
>>686222555
Double trips. Good job anon.
>>686222788
88 o/
One more thing, How much extra if I make you burritos and you throw massive burrito farts on my face for 1 hour?
>>686222555
All these dubs and no spaghetti!!
Op where is my rape fantasy?
Or not.
There are soon going to be more dubs and trips in this thread than singles.
You must fuck her op. Also film it and upload pls. Cheers mate
>>686219750
Keked
>>686223008
Not if I can help it.
First hooker is gone new hooker op here
>>686223129
ROLL
How much to cum in your hair and pretend to wash your hair with my cum?
>>686219750
Roll
the entire time i want you to call me nigger jew
Send her this pic. Also check em.
>>686223165
Do the ones you missed
Do you have any whips?
>>686219750
RAWL
>>686223222
Trips get!
Pretend to be my dad and molest me and call me a big guy
Everybody gettin dubs
>>686223222
Fucking win!
Lets see the gewds!!
>>686219750
ROLLERSKATES
>>686223129
Roll for Pokémon cards
>>686219750
rollercoaster
sit on my face and call me mommy
>>686219750
RELLING
>>686219750
Rollerino
>>686223222
>>686219750
rolling
Are you into butt-stuff? I havent been able to shit for a week and really need some help with an enema.
>dem kidz iz fagetz
>>686219750
rawling
>>686223433
Dubs what what
>>686223622
Don't suggest stupid shit like this
>>686223700
WINKEK
I need one nipple rubbed clockwise and the other counter-clockwise to achieve orgasm.
>>686223622
Do it
>>686223715
Rollin
>>686223165
I want you to put your finger in my asshole when I'm climaxing and spit on my face
>>686223700
WINLAL
>>686223165
Can you peg me? Can I eat your asshole clean?
>>686223700
WINZIP
>>686223165
>Are you affiliated with any law enforcement
>no
>ok
Is it ok if my cats watch? I only have 5 and they always watch
>>686223977
Wasted dubs.
>>686223165
Where the fuck do you find a proper hooker thet will fuck you in 3 hours for 250 dollars?! Where im from a lousy one is charging that by the hour
>>686224042
ROLOLOL
>>686223700
WINRAR
>>686224042
Roll
Actually I'm a cop. You're fuck ed mate
Do you know any midgets who could join us? I have always wanted to shit on a midget while being pegged with a tennis racket
Can you hit my ballsack with a ping pong paddle?
>>686224166
>>686224128
I wasted two, what you do faggot?
If at any point I fall on the floor crying, while doing the doodle, will you be willing to spoon me until I feel better?
>>686224166
Winrar
Lets chill for a bit til op gets some responses
>>686223701
Would you be able to fuck me in the ass with a strap on?
>>686224311
kekekek. winrar
>>686224243
this. reroll
>>686224166
WINWIN
>>686224399
wow winrar on the winrar. gotta do this one
>>686224311
>>686224166
WINNIES
>>686224406
Rereroll
I r faggot. And fukin wot m8?
>>686222920
>>686220884
Call the cops
>>686224511
stop winning
Tell her you like to dominate woman and want to handcuff her while you're in uniform.
If I give you an extra $100 will you love me forever? Please
>>686224600
Winkek
Shit op has a lot to catch up on
will u eat the cum out of my bumhole pubic hairs?
Actually I'm an informant for the (local police department) your fucking scum.
>>686224707
Sorry man I'm fucking up kek
>>686224761
Just in case ROLL
>>686224761
RELL
>>686224399
>>686224311
>>686224288
>>686224166
>>686223977
>>686223700
>>686223622
>>686223433
>>686223222
>>686222866
>>686222788
>>686222622
>>686222555
>>686222455
>>686222422
>>686222244
>>686222011
>>686221933
>>686221699
>>686221611
>>686221599
>>686221566
>>686221300
>>686220277
>>686224511
>>686224600
So many fucking gets!
Also, rolling for >>686224252
>>686224761
ROLANDO
>>686224761
ROLAN
>>686224761
RONALDINO
>>686225021
Kek I win 5 times
Deliver op or the hookers free
>>686224761
ROLAN TRUMP
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your std ridden asshole you ugly fucking whale.
rolling for >>686224252 also
Roll?
>>686224761
ROLLINCOPTER
Cant stump my trump
>>686224761
DIZ
>>686225370
ayyy you did my one kek
>>686223165
>are you a cop
As if they have to tell you. Jesus Christ. Like oh well I guess I can't do my undercover job because someone asked.
God damn. They only have to identify themselves as a peace officer when making an arrest
I just want to pay to watch Netflix and chill
>>686225325
roll.
>>686224761
RONALD DUCK
>>686224761
Roll
>>686225370
Can I suck and lick your toes whilst you sit on my boner with nice ass of yours???
>>686225584
Give it up m8. You can't win but I can
>>686224761
FUCKKKKK ROLL
>>686225370
did you skip a section?
>>686225370
OP make sure to screenshot this before the cops bust your door down.
Rolling for:
I like Pokémon roleplay. Would you be willing to ass fuck me with a strapon while pretending to be a Leafeon? That's my Pokéfu. They're so cute.
>>686225672
rawl
>>686225325
roll
>>686225672
roll poly
>>686219495
Ask if she wants a sharpie in the pooper
Dubs?
>>686225744
>>686225844
DONT DO THIS BULLSHIT
Kek same win!
>>686225325
this
>>686225672
weird... Roll
After the intense 30 seconds of pleasure, can we go to Denny's?
>>686225733
>>686225744
I did winrar buddy
>>686225966
winrar
>>686225940
>>686225888
Win
Also, my friend was a client of yours and said that you fuck like a little girl. Can you testify towards that? I'm... into that kind of thing.
I would be willing to pay you an extra $500 if you ate some burritos from taco bell and farted in my mouth for one hour.
>>686226159
roll
How much for you to floss your teeth with my butt hairs?
>>686225733
4 > 3
you got trumped
>>686226064
Bullshit. You are not allowed to winrar. Also check em
>>686226207
rollmao
Could I give you $10 to just make sex noises for half an hour with me? My neighbour thinks I'm a virgin loser and I want to prove him wrong
>>686226251
The curse has been broken, witness me do it again
>>686226222
The trips of truth
>>686226207
roll
>>686226339
OP is a faggot
>>686225966
>>686226339
Holy kek
>>686226400
DO IT
>>686226339
Her pimp must make bank
>>686226394
Not even close. The dub gods where asleep.
rolling for >>686224252
>>686226444
winrar
>>686226400
Well he did ROFL so win?
>>686226444
SHIT
come roast while you're waiting
>>686222692
so many trips
can you wear a brown wig, my mom's hair is brown
>>686225758
>>686225844
Do it OP
>>686226654
No you faggot stop being insecure no one gives a shit
I heard this was a get thread
>>686226884
Oooh so close
>>686226774
I'll give you an extra $5 everytime you moan "Captain Picard"
>>686226826
could have at least said that in the roast thread
>>686226774
>last question
you faggot
>>686226444
>>686227066
Mike Hunt
>>686227066
james
I haven't shaved my boy bits in quite a while so there's a bit of foliage near my tree trunk if you sniff my drift.
>>686227066
Your pep pep
>>686226998
Roll
>>686227160
roll
>>686227066
Harry dinkleburg. Nerdy guy dark hair glasses. Kind of frail lookin
>>686222622
dub checks trips, checked!
>>686227181
roll. Common ass name
OP, do you really want to spend that money with a hooker? I mean, after this trollin stuff you are gonna appear and fuck her?
>>686227013
I'm not trying to roast you, no one gives a shit, go away.
Can I make a bowl of Mr.Noodles instant noodles in your poo-poo hole?
Mike Litoris
>>686227066
Mike Notacop.
>>686227066
Avatar, Master of all four elements
>>686227160
Roll
>>686227066
Robert Paulson
>>686227066
That's classified.
>>686227066
Officer J. Cena
>>686226382
kek reroll
>>686227291
roll
>>686227299
kek
>>686227289
again man, the thread is right here >>686222692
if you're gunna roast, do it there
J. Cena
John
>>686227344
Tep
>>686227466
Checked
>>686226382
roll
>>686227410
fuck off
>>686226998
roll
>>686227066
I think this is where you call her and play the john cena intro
>>686219495
Lynch them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
>>686227550
say it in the thread
>>686222692
>>686227344
>>686227410
Fuck off, if you're so desperate for attention that you have to post in other threads, then you'd be better off going into a crowded place and shouting allahu akbar.
>>686221343
reroll