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>>686216664
Suck my dick faggot you girl sure seemed to like it

>>686216664
I'm only here for dubs bitch. Now check em or fuck off.

Lol. You got me!!! Go kill yourself neckbeard.

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>>686217466
checked
i only do it for the lulz

>>686217739
I dont give a fuck why your here you stupid shit

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OP is a virgin. Check em.

>>686218040

You jerk to furry porn on 4chan... Your pathetic. Also, your the product of incest. So please, go kill yourself.

>>686218658
No I don't you probably jerk to gay porn. Try to debate me in anything and I will destroy you because you are my inferior

And you're a 12 year old who has nothing better to do than insult others in an attempt to fill the void left by your last shrimp-dicked boyfriend.

Have a nice day, faggot

>>686218928
Fine have fun being lonely. Second time you made this thread but you're too stupid to come up with anything intersting

Do any of you stupid shits have anything else to say? Or have you finally excepted the fact that you will never succeed in life? Have fun in your moms basement! Try to not get too much cum on your neckbeard when your jerking to anime. I love trolling you little dumbasses. "Oh, cp is ok!!" No it isnt you stupid freaks. You losers will never get real pussy. Just shut the fuck up and get back to your "not gay" anime. Lol.

>>686216928
I have a question here.. what the fuck happened to this guys balls?

>>686219236

Are you mentally fucking retarded? Relpy to the right person you shit head.

I hate anime

>>686219966
He never had balls. Hes a little pussy, like everyone on here.

>>686219966
Checked. The balls are right there he's sliding his dick up her ass so they tighten up

>>686220072
But you love cp and incest, fuck you freak.

>>686220156
I'm here because its only 11:12 PM, and I literally have nothing else to do, like I don't even have something I'm suppose to be doing. am I a pussy? and if so, how can I show it, so I can shill it off on freecams?

>>686220284
I also hate incest and cp

>>686220156
Does someone have a tiny wee wee? Is that why you're so mad?

>>686220205
Thats cute! You dont have balls, and your admiring someone elses! Or maybe yours havent dropped. If your gf needs a real man just tell me! Oh wait, freaks like you dont have a gf...

>>686220205
dude my dick can be rock hard, into a girls asshole. and my balls still slap against her clit, but I have some pretty large knockers. so I've been told. girls like holding them in their hands and like pulling on the skin and shit, its weird, but normally after sex anyway so IDC.

>>686216664
Will do

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>>686220557
Here's a pic of my girls ass she sitting on my lap right now and we're both laughing at you

You freaks are so easy to troll. Probably because your all twelve.

>>686220850
Lol. Thats a pic you found online. You stupid loser. Do you no know what a reverse image search is? Lol. Your pathetic

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Roast thread, Roast thread.

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>>686216664
fucking hilarious pic of exactly what OP is talkinga bout. dude should fuckign die immediately

>>686220850
I'm still waiting for her ass to load.

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>>686220850
mmm. girlfriend, ey?

>>686221085
That pic is of you!

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>>686221221
fuck you, I put her in multiple threads. I hit it and I'm proud. What have you got besides a computer?

>>686221221
We roasted that bitch. Good job. Bitch.

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>>686221221
Rip didn't even have to use a website just fuckin googled it

>>686221361
you used only one image? in multiple threads? can you not get her to do more, or did you strip her in your sleep like a disgusting fuckheaded creep?

>>686221361
Lol. What are you defending? Your honor? That isnt right. You have no fucking honor, you stupid neckbearded internet tough guy.

>>686221583
she don't care if she's asleep or awake but we're usually talking or fucking so we sleep at the same time. Douche.

Again. What do YOU have? Nothing.

>>686221583
Bar fight!

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>>686221756
wow, this is actually fucking priceless. I'm waiting for you to bust out a copypasta or two to save the effort of your grimy, cheeto-crusted fingers to slap your old windows 95 computer keyboard anymore. Hope you learn to stop getting so Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶.

>>686221756
All you have is a pic of a girl you found online. You little bitch.

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>>686220408
>>686220557
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>>686222301
>mfw OP is losing his shit right now and thinking other people are the ones triggered

>>686222130
>>686222301

samefagging so hard you barely paused between them to stroke your lonely cock. Impressive, for you. I'll be in bed with a woman tonight while you are just sad and alone.

>>686221916
1. A pic you found online
2. She isnt even pretty.
(I guess you had to keep it realistic, a neck beard like you couldnt get s decent girl, or any girl)

>>686222679
Where are these pics of my gf? I can't find any I haven't posted her in months I think that you edited that screenshot.

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>>686221916
wow. you flipped the image of an ass, pasted (poorly, might I add) a picture of a girl in the background, and even more poorly, photoshopped some crusty old grey hand on it? not even I try that hard to look cool on the intrawoobz.

>>686222637
By girl you mean your one inch cock while you watch cp.

>>686222577
Wow. A wili wonka meme. Your so clever. Well, your clever for a pathetic neck beard

>>686222897
Nice projecting

>>686222785

>Windows
>Team Fortress 2

haha, live with your grandparents kid?

>>686222785
What are you even on about. You really think that pic is photoshopped?

>>686223010
No. Little bitch. Dont even try to say anything. You already got owned. Like the little bitch you are.

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Niggers where's my barfight. Start chatting some real shit. Don't dwell on op's faggotry or fuckbois stolen gf photos. I want to see some actual Shit-Talking here.

>>686223200
I'm so scared of u

Hentai/furry/whatever-porn-user-and-wanker reporting in because married and have a bachelor's degree and income property.

Deal with it.

>>686223377
Your a poophead

It has been a pleasure trolling you pathetic neckbeards. Enjoy your pathetic life bitches. Meanwhile Im going to be buying jeans that cost more that your parents car, and fucking a new model every night.

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>>686223081
my grandparents are dead.
plus, the team fortress 2 shortcut leads to a porn folder for clever disguise. and by "clever" i mean eons above op's faggoty fag mind.

>>686223693
ok

>>686223647
And your life is still pathetic...

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>>686216664
>>686217923
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>>686220850

>>686216664
>yourselfs

lul

>>686223769
>plus, the team fortress 2 shortcut leads to a porn folder for clever disguise

protip, the FBI can follow your link idiot. Don't pretend you are hiding adult porn from a GF. A guy with an actual GF would know that girls don't give a shit if you have porn on a fucking computer

>>686223769
They would be disappointed in you if they were alive. Lololol.

>>686223693
>caring about jeans
>fucking models
i don't want to become sterilized from tight, overexpensive shitwear and i don't want to grotesque, implant-riddled buttock slapping between my make-up covered strap-on to disguise my three-incher.

>>686223691
Come on get creative. Let's hear some real insults.

>>686224142
Actually your just poor and alone.

>>686223973
You mad virgin?

>>686224147
You farty farty fart sniffer. I bet you think about your moms undies all day long.

>>686223973
Damn. We have a badass using gifs.. Fuck you neckbeard. Your probably an emo freak, whos only friends are anime characters.

>>686224412
How many girls do u fuk every night sxy boi?

>>686224106
>lolololol
okay. I admit it. no one today would ever use that, so i most definitely have been rused.
Ii gotta say, you actually got me triggered. i was mad. I was furious, typing away on my shitty laptop. good job, you got me angry, man. you're a good rusemaster. i suppose op as well is a rusemaster, so i suppose i'll just leave this thread. it was a good run, i have to say. great run, actually. i wish you more luck on your future ruse-filled endeavors.

Getting better, but let's see some blood. I don't just want shitpost, I want heads to roll.

>>686224633
Just need one but I have enough dick for two

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>>686224481
that's the best you have?

>>686222637

i would actually masturbate from how horny your insecurities shining through your superiority complex are making me

but my girlfriend literally came over around 6 and we fucked about an hour ago and im still tired from that

but im gonna save pics for later so i can make big cumz to my penis for u later daddy

>>686224903
u have 2 weiners?

>>686224946
CRAP-FACED PEE-DRINKER
YOU PLAY BASEBALL LIKE A GGGIIIRRRLLL

>>686224609
wow, you dad must have hit you hard to be that mad kiddo

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I'm not. But you are a pathetic human who gets off on trying to make others inferior.

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>>686224481
We can do better than fart jokes, you Fucking twelve year old, Oedipus complex lookin, dick taking fuckboi. Quit projecting and give me gore. Pic related, it's your retarded ads.

>>686224653

Lol. Go suck a cock then you defeated neckbeard! Please go kill yourself, so you can see your bitch ass grandparents!

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>>686225368
Fuck off baby dick you have emo pics saved on your computer and its even a nigger just revaluate your life.

>>686221085
and why he should die? He looks like a wizard and probably has a kind heart, instead of you, underage edgefag.

>>686225367
Lol. Did my insult hurt little emo? Of course it did. Go write a poem about it you fucking freak!!! I hope you didnt plan on having friends! Because youll never have any!

>>686225694
Good let the rage flow through you into the thread. Spew your hate.

>>686225623
I mean, none of that hurt me. I understand it's one entire, elaborate ruse. Thanks, now that I realize it it's really funny, watching myself get so triggered over dumb little things like this website... it's pretty funny. Thanks for the laughs, mate. I'll remember 'em.

>>686226001
Im actually not joking bud. Anyway, fuck you. Go kill yourself! One neckbeard down! A million to go!

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>>686225285
>YOU PLAY BASEBALL LIKE A GGGIIIRRRLLL
wash your teeth and go to spleep, you have school tomorrow

>>686225905

hey we should meet irl sometime i can come out to you if you want

we can get eats and then go back to your house and play fun adult game

i need you daddy

>>686218658
You're* faggot

>>686216664
I rub dildos in dog poo and shove them up my butt

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>>686225998
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>>686226249
My dick is bigger than yours. Stay mad

>>686226234
what is this "spleep" you speak of

ITT: A triggered nigga is trying to overcome his own insecurities
>is trying

>>686226249
If this isn't an elaborate hoax that ends with his house burning down then I'm disappointed.

>>686226234
Someone's never watched Sandlot.

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Fapping to furry porn is a bad thing? Wew lad....many buckets of sin cum i have dumped then

>>686226620
At least my dick isn't crooked and I'm not so insecure that I would actually post a picture of my dick on an image board to reaffirm my masculinity.

>>686226620

ill keep it forever daddy

i promise ill take good care of it when its gone

Its so sad to see you pathetic neckbeards trying to roast a normal person like me. All those years of jerking it in your moms basement didnt help you with social skills did it!

>>686227439
All those years on 4chan and you still have shit bait?

>>686227439
Teach me ur ways oh glorious master. How do I fuk the biches and drink the alhohol as gud as u?

>>686227218
It hits more spots when it's crooked not that you would know.

>>686227439
Not as sad as it I'd to lure yourself into a delusion merely by giving yourself a "Tough Guy" persona on a website that values anonymity over all else. Now I said roast thread, not cringe thread. Hop to it cumguzzler.

I knew this thread was nothing but tiny dick insecure fags not talking shit now are you. Kill yourself so I can fuck your wife the way she wants

>>686227792
A crooked dick is a sign of heavy childhood masturbation. Not that you would know anything about that. How about you go ask the pair of your moms panties in your closet, repressed Fuck.

>>686226620
Mines 12 inches! And you got that pic from the internet, you fucking emo bitch

>>686228388

did you remember to turn off geotagging before you posted your penis daddy?

>>686227664
You can't. Your a loser. And you can't fucking type either.

>>686228388
Good job. This Fucker gets it.

>>686229003
Why? Your girl already knows where I live. If you want to some just ask

>>686229088
He's being ironic, dumbfuck. Shut up while the grown-ups roast, little bitch.

>>686228377
Sweet. Another neckbeard mad that I brought up his home! (basement) Also I dont listen to you. Non one does, you fucking fat bitch. Please, kill yourself

>>686229399
Same neckbeard actually. At least I can grow one because my dad doesn't inject me with hormones so that he can fuck my boipussy. Also what's this about me living in a basment. I can't hear you over the sound of my flat mate having sex one room over. Oh sorry, do I need to explain what a room is?

>>686228388
Lol. You sexually frustrated little virgin. Its so cute when you act like your 1 inch cock could do anything to anyone. Fuck you. Kill yourself.

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nice beard, mine is cool too

>>686230152
Good. More of this, the rest of you ass-eating mongoloids.

>>686230152
My penis is huge I make girls cream on my dick every time, you mad little bitch. Let's see a picture of your dick faggot I'm used to having guys jerk off while I force fuck their girlfriend

>>686229383

So not being able to type is a site wide thing on 4chan, Ill remember that. You dumbass piece of dog shit.

>>686229003
Damn. Ladies and Gentleman, we have s hacker on steroids.

>>686230149
So your "mate" gets all the pussy. And you share a 2 room house? Lol. Your broke bitch

>>686231085
*I'll you dumb cunt.
Irony is a worldwide concept (not that you would know anything about that)
Dog Shit is overused please be creative.
Now start actually trying to roasting you trigglypuff looking ass-rape victim.

>>686230681
I bet you are! No. Your used to watching anime porn while sitting in the basement

hey guys whats going on in this thread ha hah ahhh aye eaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>686232471
You talk really feminite it turns me on, post a pic of your ass faggot or even better one of your sister

>>686231616
Bitch I'm asexual (not the weird tumblr bullshit, I'm actually fucked in the head) and the fact that you assumed that it was a) a two room and b) a house is more gay and insulting then the "head" you gave your local drug dealer for an ounce of crack, you shitstain on societies proverbial panties.

>>686233092
Post pic of your ass

>>686233395
What?

>>686216664
>who sit around and jerk to anime, furrie porn, and cp.

And I have a girlfriend to top it all off. Life is good you know.

>>686232023
Hilarious. You waste your time jerking off to tranny porn on 4chan. Meanwhile Im making millions, and fucking new bitches everyday. Lol. Fuck you, you sorry piece of trailer trash. Please, do your parents a favor and kill yourself. (Your whore of a mother probably wanted an abortion anyways) Lololol. Your lifes a fucking joke.

>>686216664
>yourselfs

>>686233933
Can you read. do it pussy

>>686219808
>excepted

>>686233092
You asexual little bitch. I dont go on tumblr.

>>686223002
>wili Wonka
>your so clever

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>>686234201
Not sure you would want a pic of my ass, but sure.

>>686216664
This is what I jerk it to, no lie
http://frtyd.com/go/z49J_bAaEj/justme

>>686234690
This is the only even marginally entertaining thing you've posted thus far

But you're probably a differentfag

>>686234039
The fact your taking about transvestite pornography when I said nothing about it sends serious subliminal messages. Please stop projecting your porn preference and living situation onto me, as it is quite sad.

>>686235148
Nah same guy. I'm not trying to be funny I'm trying to roast. Now roast or gtfo , dumbslut cumslut.

>>686234528
Get clever asshat. Talking about my sexuality will win you no points in the roast off that is high school, you middle school teachers ass boy.

>>686235475
Post pics of your ass you small dick cumslut

>>686235953
Getting better however I'm sorry but I can deliver. I was kidnapped as a kid and chemically castrated, Sorry.
Inb4 that was just a prank, and I'm just not gay, faglord.

Well, I have to fuck like 20 bitches, so Ill see you broke, cp addicted, fucking freaks again when I need to feel superior to someone. Until then Im out! Fuck all of you and 4chan. Your all a bunch of dumbasses. I owned all of 4chan. You had three hours to take me down, and you couldnt do it. Until next time, dipshits

>>686235817
One last thing. This isnt a roast off. This is me being better then you in every way.

>>686236654
Bye let's do it again some time you neck-bearded, mouth-breathing, hypocritical, Jew-nosed, cock taking, dick munching, baby raping gaylord with no friends, family, or life to speak of.

>>686236897
Dumb bitch couldn't even read the simple words "Roast Thread" and realise that his thread was being derailed.

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Last thing b4 I hit the hay to. Pic related op in elementary school (ie last year)

>>686216664
>projecting this hard.
Why do you want to bring yourselves down so bad?

>>686238402
Shouldn't you be in a cringe thread?

>>686238971
Look at Op. Now tell me it isn't one.

>>686240047
Agreed