You look like a fucking loser

>>686210366
Tits of gtfo

>>686210366
i feel so bad for you dude damn

Did you have a good time at prom, lil fella?

>>686210440
Talking to me like that wont get you at the cool table, faggot.

>>686210524
>Cool Table
High School detected. Enjoy peaking early.

>>686210488
Lil? Dude, I'm 6'2 I could probably grab you by your ankles and swing you like a shot put

>>686210579
Maybe, maybe not. But I'm not the one seeking validation from anonymous dudes on the internet now am I? *Shrug*

your nose is huge

you know your nose never stops growing, right?

well yours had a big head start on everyone else

have fun with that

>>686210756
Im jewish fuck off you racist

>>686210366
>good looks

anon...

>>686210809
>MFW you think a religion is a race.....

>>686210715
Maybe not isn't even a category. At a glance of me I'd have you on your knees shining my shoes. This would be a textbook example of a nerd vs jock whilst you, the nerd, submits to the sheer bravado of the jock.

>>686210809
Last time I checked he only said that you have an ugly nose, nothing to do with your race. Fuck off you idiot

>>686210916
My grandpa died in the holocaust do you think im a fucking joke?

>>686210809
where's the pouch of gold you keep on your person at all times?

cookie cutter ginzo

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I'll drop another pic for you homos

>>686210366
your hairline makes you look like a fucking lego man

>>686211099
yes

>>686211099
Good punchline, depends on what the set up is tho

>>686211166
>>686210366
at least im white

>>686210970
You do realize that the nerds you make fun of in high school will one day laugh when you apply to work for them? It's all downhill from High School for your kind.

>>686210524
>cool table
holy shit youre like 15

>>686211405
I bet his mom bought him that outfit, and took the picture for him.

>>686211166
I think OP gets off to realizing how much of a lose he really is.

I mean jock vs nerd complex? Who the fuck even cares about that anymore?

>>686210970
this has got to be bait

>>686211485
>>686211405
Im 18 and i work at burger king so i paid for it myself you fucking idiot

>>686211166
please learn how to use an iron you preteen

>>686211619
Social Status?? You work at fucking burger king, which isn't even the most popular fast food place

>>686211619
oh i'm so sorry you work at burger king? youre really going places in life lil guy

You look like your about to cry op what the hell hahaha, get out of here with that kek

>>686211723
Lmao this "preteen" could take you down in one swift move. Watch yourself

>>686211619
glad you found a challenging career so early in life. MAybe one day if you work really hard... you could be the Assistant Manager when you're 50. Good luck friend. Glad you were cool in highschool, clearly paid off.

>>686211619
Lel, OP is lowkey compliment fishing and it completely backfired

>>686212006
I dont need compliments you fucking loser. I could destroy you. Leave.

>>686211865
>>686211865
gonna fucking backtrace my ip yeah? you look like fucking budget jacob sartorius bro why the fuck would i be scared of you

OP is fag

>>686211619
oh my god, I though the summer thing was just a meme but its true
you are all 12 year olds that fell for this autistic fucking bait
you cancer

>>686211865
>>686212153
Is someone screencapping this? This guy is next level cringe

>>686211865
Taking a swing at somebody is typically what people at the bottom of the social ladder do buddy boi. Just remember that you're also seeking for validation on 4chan, someone of high social standing wouldn't that. You probably aren't even smart enough to read this long of a post, faggot.

>>686212153
Bruh, the real world is going to eat you alive. If you think you can survive off of minimum wage by yourself, you are one pathetic fuck. Oh and one swing? Bullshit by the time you try to make a move I'll drop you with a fucking smith and wesson. Get your insecure shit outta here, thats the best advice your going to get

>>686212006
>>686212153
ooooh hes getting defensive fight fight fight fight

>>686211099
my grandpa died in ww2 also, he fell out of his nazi guard tower

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>>686211166
What is wrong with your hair?
Why don't you have two eyebrows?
Why you no muscle tone, do you even lift?
Why is your right arm bigger than your left, is it the chronic masturbation?
How do you have one eyebrow and no big boy hairs?
You seem to have soft, uncalloused hands, what lotion do you use?

>>686212397
clearly English isn't a requirement at the King.... what the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>686212476
Kek, god damn I cried a lil bit

So Ted Cruz fucked a Mexican maid on the way to his next zodiac hit. And then your ass was born.

>>686212316
b8 tbh

>>686212153
You sure, cause it seems like you could use a confidence boost lil buddy. Next thing we know you're gonna say that your dick is as big as your ego.

>>686212529
That fuckheads resort to violence as a default, only scumbags seek validation on 4chinz and then questioned his lack of heterosexuality

>>686212644
I don't even care if it's b8. It's a hilarious thread.

If ur 18 post cock or gtfo

>>686212740
Perfect. Thanks for translating, Anon.

OP's right, you guys would never get a chance to sit at the cool table, fucking queers. Sitting behind your computer eating dicks all day, no wonder you guys can't understand his superiority

>>686212751
Right? This guys attempt at feeling badass on 4chan is hilarious

Who cut ur fucked up hair wavk ass half nigger

>>686212929
ALL HAIL THE MONOBROW

>>686212735
>>686212942
If you ever approached me, you would fall to your beta nerd instincts and submit to my unholy beatdown. Leave, or ill make you.

>>686212929
Bruh, OP's even pretending to be someone else!

>>686213049
Fuck's a monobrow?

>>686213130
Mono means one, and Brow means Brow.

>>686213111
Trips of truth!!

>>686210366
You look like you're constipated and you want to cry

>>686212478
Why are you such a gaylord? No one thinks your funny

We should of just spam this thread with cocks, might as well
get something good out of this, posting cocks eliminates cringe

That's a rather large nose you have

>>686213110
Empty threats! Oh my! It's almost like he actually believes he's badass! "beta nerd instincts"?! Your threats are almost as bad as your face is hideous.

>>686213316
THIS

You look like that one nerd that gets bullied in highschool

>>686210366
Da fudge is "money charisma"?

Learn to comma fag

>>686212442
Smith and Wesson lol you have to draw a gun because you're a pussy who can't fight like a real man

>>686210366
Well I just go here and fuck random chick's.
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695

>>686213130
Mono stems from the greek word monos (alone)
Brow tems from germanic word bru (eyebrow, forehead)

Thus it comes together in english as Monobrow, or One eyebrow

>faggot

>>686213316
>>686213382
samefag

>>686213243
Answer the questions please neighbour

>>686213480
You're one to talk, I mean your trying to get your ego jerked off on 4chan. What a faggot you are.

>>686213512
Damn who knew literature could be so fucking awesome, the more you know huh? Oh yeah did you also know how much dick you suck

>>686213601
No one thinks you're funny and no one cares about you, just like your school days/ post-school days

Lol. Hi guys OP heeere.

Had to suck a dick real quick gotta be premoted to fries. Lol

Also how you green text.
Wanna talk about all dat pussy I'm pullin in my polyester uniform and how swag city I am.

Also lol you be madz cause I can cook myself all the tendies I want at work and you can't lolzz.

Minimum wage ftw. #ballin #getthatpussy #swag

>>686213683
That's a silly question and poorly framed
You mean to say
"Do you know how many dicks you suck"

And, as disappointing as this will be to you, the answer is none

>>686213844
This is not me! URRGH i hate this website!!!! All of you no life keyboard warriors are NOTHING compared to me. You can all say what you want but i WILL tower over and destroy every last one of you.

you look like an awkward retard
>>OP = Major Faggotism

>>686214083
This guy thinks he actually has any sort of power or control over our lives. Bitch, you're the one leaving this website pissed off.

>>686213890
Again, once again. You shed light on the beauty of arithmidicks god damn, you should be like a science teacher or something. I really enjoy how much dick you're telling yourself to suck. By the way, do you know much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>686213803
What an embarrassing turn of events for you neighbour.

First you display your faggot face, complete with a caterpillar above your eyes

Then you completely and utterly defile the language your parents made you learn when they got there

Is this a jihad on heterosexuality or is this the limits of your shenanigans?

You will never have a full set of chromosomes, faggot.

>>686214317
Hehe he said shenanigans

>>686212478
Can somebody get me a gif of Spidey doing the dance at the end of Napoleon Dynamite?

>>686214488
<gif of spidey doing the dance at the end of napoleon dynamite>
Here ya go bruh

>>686214311
I'm glad you're enjoying fantasizing about other men engage in homosexual acts, but you seem to be removing all doubt

That's understandable if english is a second language

>>686214083
Hey bruh. You should remember to only salt the fries.

>>686214612
God damn I can't take this anymore, who do you think you are man? You frolic your egotestical words around swinging your shaft of intelligence thinking I'm dicking around with these straight and erect questions when all you do is just assume I'm gay. You really rub me the wrong way

>>686211099
hey whats the difference between pizza and a jew?

Pizza doesnt scream when put into an oven. HAR HAR FUCKING HAR

>>/b/ is full of this. no use getting offended.

>>686213203
unibrow, anon. unibrow.

>>686211125
This. Show gold

>>686213844
you made ur self look gayer than fuckin aids. go home, lil guy, momma will bring home a kids meal

>>686215954
not gonna lie, that was an attempted Simpsons reference.....

>>686210970
I've been doing jitz for 6 years, was a nerd in highschool so this is VERY personal.

>>686216168
Fucking kill yourself, loser.

>>686214589
i gottahave that XD

>>686211498
This. "Cute" little nerdy guys get tons of ass in highschool. They should be grateful for the hipster movement.

Black dude haircuts

>>686216320
>>686216168
actually it wasnt XD. idont watch the Simpsons. Im prolly too young.

>>686216449
damn anon. true shit has been said.

>>686212153
lol now this sounds like a dumb childish jock who's retardation is validated through sex and pats on the back. Hurr so smarter than you *triangle chokes*

kek.

>>686216618
Seriously you can come into school wearing a fuck tu-tu and if you act masculine about it a bitch will let a guy fuck her in a tu-tu.

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>>686210366
Beta body position
Insecure smile
Ugly tie
= loser

this thread is gold. keep it up, fucktard OP.your lame attempts at salvaging your self-deteriorating image is being torn apart in the black hole of savage wolves of 4Chan, whilst i sit back and watch sadistically.

by the way. im sittingin a McDonalds drive though right now,my ass nice and toasty on my heated seats in my Lexus. McDs is better. I have real job.

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>>686210366
Don't really care; I'm content with my anime and shit.

Although it would be nice if the Navy let me reenlist.

>>686217607
Yeah, you tell 'em, anon.

>>686217303

She is delightfully painful to listen to. I want to date her.

>>686217607
This is the cringiest thing ive ever read. You stupid MOTHERFUCKER. I'd annhilate you in any kind of fight and youd be cowering to me on your knees in pure fear.

>>686210366
Money can't buy selfsteem

>>686217961
O shit hes back with a vengeance. Wave 2 everyone!

>>686217961
rather be on my knees sucking cock. thanks though for asking me out on a date. real sweet.

>>686217961
I'll kick you in your fucking eye burger flipping bitch. Hurry up and suck the managers dick so you can punch out

>>686218983
KEK

>>686218897
how old r u anyways?

>>686219178
a 36 year old woman in New Mexico. No. i will not 'tits or gtfo' bc im flattchested af.

>>686219349
at least ur honest :) im a 17 year old guy in West Virginia. the screen next to me is full of omegle Zelda bs.

>>686219349
tits or gtfo

>>686219665
hairy balls or gtfo.
actually no thanks. i dont wanna see your puny worm.

>>686219784
cunts like you dont belong here.

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

Dick pick

>>686219912
um... i'm a 15 year old girl. idk who the hell you think you are, but chill out.

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>>686220510
MMMMMMM---

>>686219912
seems u have a life, quit braggin. its 4Chan.

>>686219912
Yeah, seriously, bro. Thats pretty fucked up. You really don't know who is behind the other screen. And if you did just tell a 15 y/o girl this stuff, you are worse scum than anyone you've ever killed.

>>686219912
You dont deserve any respect. IDGAF if you're part of the military, you are obviously abusing ur ranks. u make the US government/military look bad.

moralfaggotry at its finest, folks

>>686219912
guns or gtfo.

How's it feel being a faggot?

I bet your parents have neglected you all your life

>>686221886
leel

STEPHANIE BUTLER

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>>686211166
Thanks doc.

Also your hair looks like Pajeet ate the rat whole today.

Wtf this nigga ugly as shit I'm way better looking

>>686222279
timestamp anf face, wnon.

>>686213844
aaaaaaaaah b8 nice one bro

His (Op) name is corey schissler

hardcore b8 alert. >>686213844

>>686214083
cute.

>>686210366

You look skinny and puny tbh

>>686222844
Ik his twitter too... Next time don't post your selfies on /b/

>>686222844
*chokes on drink* PFFT HANAHAHA

>>686223116
haha dox

Thus thread is dead...

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real alpha here boys

>>686224011
Kek

>>686223992
Nice try Corey

>>686224011
Fookin rekt

Just let this thred die...

>>686224825
no

>>686225189
Why not...

What a fag

>>686225189
sometime,u just gotta let go andmove on. it hurts to say goodbye, but its a part of life.

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>>686211619