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they hate my cum

I just need some time, all right? These things aren't to be rushed. Could be six months from now, could be a year, but I don't need you giving me shit about it in between.

Fat, awkward, low self esteem, old.

I have no friends.

>>686207776
Muscular, cool, confident as fuck, old

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Not ugly but I'm autistic and the girl i want is currently playing, almost there tho

Fat, ZERO self esteem, raised by broken monsters. I'd kill myself if I weren't such a maggoty coward.

>>686207562
Don't want one / don't need one? Don't want / need drama, having to answer to someone when I want to leave at 2am for no reason. Not co-dependent cuck fag. Fuck 3 or 4 hot girls on a very regular basis. Not a teenager or even in my 20's anymore, so I am beyond the " need for a relationship ". Besides, American women just aren't worth it. If I DO decide I want to get a wife, I will travel.

>>686208223
Wow look at you, you're so fucking special.

Have a GF and have had many. Women are frustrating as hell to deal with, so much so that while you're in a relationship you often think about how great it would be if you were single. But single means you're fapping like crazy and wishing you had a GF to have sex with...I'm never happy I guess.

I have one, last month I was a kissless virgin at the age of 19.
Now I'll be 20 in like 15 days, no longer a kissless virgin.

I did it before 20 /b/ros, if I can do it you can do. All hope is not lost.

because i like having money

i am scared of girl they are so mean also i have the little mermaid name its doesn't help

Don't have much time these days, also I like keeping my money

>>686207562
Because I'm really fucked up in the head and need psychiatric treatment.

>>686207562
I do. All. Fucking. Day. Long. There's worse things I suppose but I can't think of one right now.

I have a mom

Because I'm a faggot.

>>686207562
Because she lives with her mother not that far away and I only get to see her about twice a month. It sucks.

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>>686209151
Beta

>>686209740
Gonna break it off soon.

>>686207562
Because wife would be mad.

I do! She just always is visiting her family in Ottawa. That's why you never see me with her!
Plus her modeling gigs take up a lot of her time.

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>>686208223

Left my GF because she was obsessive compulsive and had serious psychological problems. And she couldn't be on top without doing a mess.

Athletic and moderately ripped, but no confidence and am always on the interwebz masterbating kek

>>686207562
There's just this girl I kinda want,but she have a boyfriend,and my ex just cheated on me,and I just can't cheat on someone, bcuz fuck that and I will just wait

Been through a lot of relationships. Most of the time the pros do not outwiegh the cons. Your life is far more chill and stress free when you just settle for occasional one night stands. Don't assume you absolutely NEED a companion to get by, because you really dont. And if you do, you need to re-evaluate yourself, think about your goals, and shift your focus onto the things that really matter.
At 26, I'm not yet looking to secure a lifelong relationship; I still want time to focus on myself and strive for a better life.

>>686208683
God this is so fucking true

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I do have a girlfriend.

She's mediocre.

I neglect her.

She won't go away.

They all seem to be this way.

>>686207562
Because I'm married and don't like the idea of cheating.

>>686207562
I have. Bye.

>>686211678
>>686208683
this 100 percent

>>686207562
I had one a few weeks ago, but she broke it off abruptly and I'm having trouble letting go. I really cared for her, and I feel like she threw me away as though I were nothing but garbage. I have to see her tomorrow and I'm dreading it.

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>>686207562
Apparently, I'm over-qualified.

Also, I'm a card-carrying weeaboo. I'm not fat, at least.

>>686211495
This. Only would want one for the companionship at times and ass when I want it. Otherwise would prefer to be alone

>>686211986
>weeb
>overqualified

the only thing you're overqualified for is suicide

>>686211986
>Over-qualified.
Yup, that's totally what it is.

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>>686212151
If I die now, I'll miss the new seasons of my favorite animes. That, and a 4-day long anime convention starts tomorrow.

>>686212243
It is. I actually have more to offer than a lot of men I see with gfs despite my hobbies/interests.

>>686207562
cause I'm a virgin and I don't want to throw my virginity at some whore that it doesn't mean shit to.

>>686208026
Are... Are you me? ;-;

>>686212593
Just so you know, the first time is horrible.

>>686207562
Because I'm single.

>>686207562
Well, I had one a couple of months ago.. She was... well, cool. But she had like too many problems with herself, that she would not treat me right. That is - not help me with my problems. One day I just came to the place we both lived with another girl, banged her in the bathroom. We came of the bathroom - everything was in blood. My gf tried to kill herself afterwards and ended up in mental hospital. Shit, now I love being single again

cause im a fat introvert who doesn't have enough self esteem to ask girl out

>>686207562
Because I only need this
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695

Cause my wife gets jealous

>>686207562
I went to a for-profit college. Seriously fuck off with your questions.

>>686212737
if you are learning to ride a bike, and are getting on a bike for the first time. you want someone you trust to be beside you. Though I suppose in this case you could learn to ride on your own, but if I could've I'd have lost my virginity years ago

>Be me.
>Best friend with this girl I've known since elementary.
>Also friend with another guy.
>All three of us are close together and grow up together as friends.
>All go to the same University together.
>Never thought of my best friend romantically.
>Always felt like she was a sister to me.
>One day we all hang together at my apartment.
>End up having a threesome.
>Weird as fuck but we laugh it off.
>All three of us agree to form a mutual friend with benefits type of pack.
>See nothing wrong with this idea.
>All of us are single and have sexual needs.
>Continue our friendship normally with the occasional sleeping together every now and then.
>Winter comes.
>Guy friend has to leave and go work in another city.
>Guess the threesome is over.
>Best friend calls me and asks me to come over to hang out.
>Go over expecting to watch a movie or something.
>She's naked and wants to have sex.
>Wondering why since our third participant is gone.
>She says why not? We can just continue with the both of us.
>I can't argue with that.
>Continue the FWB thing with her.
>With the other guy gone, I start to hang out with her a lot more.
>Not just sex but also regular stuff.
>Start to develop feelings for her.
>Tell her how I feel.
>She's cool with it.
>Take her on dates and stuff.
>We're a couple now.
>Guy friend comes back. We haven't told him yet that we are dating.
>He messages us asking when we can hang together. He's been looking forward to the threesome.

Fuck My Life.

Thats Alexis Ren in the OP pic. look at her IG if you ever need a reminder of how unfair life is

Because I'm stupid and can't get over this girl who already has a bf

>>686207703
this^

>>686207562
Bc I'm too shy to go up to her in the hall and ask for her kik

Coz I do, gf of 8 years and currently switching between 2 mistress... both have bf/married.

But I think I'm falling for one of the girls... I think she is too... it's like we both want to say "i love you" but it would be too fucking weird considering the situation.

So yeah I'm trying to cut back.

>>686214460
Guess that is your moment of truth.

You can

a) do the threesome
b) tell her you don't want her to fuck him and if she does its over

Because I just talk to them, fuck them, then tell them what they want to hear some more, so that I could keep fucking them.

>maybe I do have a girlfriend or some girlfriends, but I don't think that.

My place of work forbids putting a label on relationships.

fat

I have a shit personality and attitude. Very negative because I see things how they really are.

>>686216181
mortuary?

>>686207562
because she dumped me after 6 months and told me she was a lesbian

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>>686207562
Don't want one.
After years of dealing with a few psychos, I came to realize they aren't worth the time and effort.

All that money wasted, all my sanity nearly gone - For what? A chance to stick my meat in her beef-taco? Not worth it.

Now I spend my free time doing what I want. If I want sex I got a friend with benefits on speed-dial. We fuck then move on with our day. Simple. No complicated shit.

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I'm a MGTOW.

>guy in webm will NOT be me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmIX1Ye3Bo

>>686216872
Got a gf right now and im thinking of taking this route. With the porn industry advancements women's only wepon will be taken from them.

>>686207562
Because it makes it harder to go around and fuck other women when you have one.

I'm a fag

>>686214772
it really is what the fuck

>>686207562
because I browse 4chan

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>>686216577
This guy...

>>686207562
because i have a wife.

>>686207562
don't need a fucking bitch to stress me out and cause unnecessary drama.

>>686208833
You're a faggot ariel

Because Satan wants me to be alone. Or God wants me to wait for the One. Not sure what's up at this point.

Literally confessed my love to a girl today and she doesn't feel the same way.
Although she says she used to like me alot.
Considering suicide right now

>>686219921
Yeah, missed your chance. You should try again in the next life, already fucked this one up.

>>686207562
I don't trust myself. I'm too clingy.

>>686221493
I really have..

>>686207562
Pathologically poor self esteem.

>>686207562
Out of highschool and never had one. I've reached lost-cause territory now.

Whatever. I got other things going for me. I guess.

>>686207562

I do. She's awful. I'm going to break up with her next week. Its going to be a shit show.

Because i do have a girlfriend

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>>686212806
I lold m8

>>686207562
Because mine broke up with me when I found out I have HIV

>>686223597
aw shit nigger. can you afford the meds?

>>686207562
Because when girls see me they run for the hills

>>686207562
cos im not a fag

>>686219862
kek'd xD

>>686207562
tfw no gf

>>686207562

>overweight
>unhealthy
>lazy
>no car
>have money, but dont like spending it

Probably because I masturbate so much that when I talk to girls I don't even have the drive to try to get with them. Combined with the fact that I don't really like people or talking to them and I think most of the girls I meet are super shitty to try to be around, so I'm single

Because they cant handle my dank memes

>>686207562
Because bitches are gay. I'd rather be alone.

>>686216986
jesus christ

and the fucked up thing is there are probably women out there who think this way

survived a false accusation, not really looking forward to being put into that situation again

>>686216986
and this is why you dont date anyone who has any resemblance to a chink

>>686225068
yeah they are cheep where I live. not only that I'm what they call an "elite controller" so my viral load stays low naturally.

>>686207562
Hideously ugly. I have money, good clothes, popular with everyone I meet and always have been. So that leaves only my looks. Fuck. I'm 28 and have had sex twice, both random one night stands, both awkward as fuck. Also over 10 years ago. Now I'm terrified at the thought of sex, because of how awkward it will be. Fuck.

Because most of them have hurt me and taken advantage of me. I'm really afraid of women and people in general. I get really nervous and anxious if I'm near people close to my age

>>686207562
Cause even though I'm decent looking I have no self confidence at all.

Im broke with no car or job and have super bad social anxiety.

>>686228476
I call bs. Money solves any issue of looks with women

My folks told my I should wait. I'm 21

>>686207562
>How come you don't have a girlfriend?
Because I had a few, and it's a waist of money, I only have fuck partners.

>>686208683
this.
>Be with girl, fuck, have fun
>2-7 months later they turn the crazy mode on
>I ignore them until they get their shit together / be rude to them when they are mean to me
>"OMG ANON! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?! YOU'VE CHANGED!"
>They tell me that they are starting to doubt our relationship
>Tell them if thats how they feel then they should leave (told last one that she'd be easy to forget, and I was damn right.)
>we break up and after 3-6 months I miss sex.

rinse and repeat.

>>686229023
Not in my case mate. Seriously

>>686216986
That was one good looking trucker.

>>686219921
>Confessed my love
You're a weeaboo, aren't you?

because i'm marri...OH RIIIIIIGHT!!!

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Don't have the balls to ask her

Cuz women is hoes, I'm forever stuck in wanting to be forever alone for life, but I'm growing tired of vigorous fapping, not to mention I've been building a muscular body to share it with women, I imagine if I ever get over my fapping obsession I may find normal women attractive again

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>when single: wish you had a girlfriend to fuck and sleep with at night
>when in a relationship: think of all the pussy you could get if this nagging bitch wasn't your girlfriend

>>686229566
Why is this? Please, tell me how to fix this. I started dating my first girlfriend when I was 18, our relationship lasted for 8 months. Like the first few months was great, and she was fantastic, I mean we had our fights and shit but yet it was still nice, and the sex amazing. But then she turned into a salty cunt all the time. "You're not showing me enough attention." Is what it came out too. I had to call the cops on this cunt because she wouldn't fucking leave my house. It got so fucking bad that she jumped on my back when I tried to leave and she ripped my shirt so I had to walk down the street with my shirt half cut, walking to a gas station to use the phone. Please tell me how to fix this and make sure girls don't do this ever again to me. I broke up with her 2 weeks ago, and it still fucking hurts for some reason

working 55+ hours a week to save up for 04 terminator cobra

Because I prefer being a fat shit and masturbating to WoW porn.

because I like my freedom, and I've seen the shit that comes with having one.

>>686226725
are you me?

Still trying to find one worth my time. I spent 4 years trying to make a relationship work. It wasnt till it was over that I saw how much bullshit I was putting up with.

>>686231205
pretty much this. the grass is always greener

>>686232176
obviously he isn't you fucking retard. you just have one similar quality.

>>686207562
I want to be the girlfriend :(

>>686207562
I have a girlfriend and a wife.

>>686207562
looks like a hot fem and her ugly butch.

fucking man buns

I dont feel im good enough for one.

Cause i'm fat

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>>686232347
get a load of this faggot, taking a joke seriously

>>686207562
because I have a wife


and a boyfriend

>>686214460
Fuck she cucked you morons good. Please kill yourself.

I'm enjoying my independence while i have it (24)

>>686207562
I am someone else's girlfriend

>>686233531
>a joke seriously
yeah, wow. i'm still laughing

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This is why. Yeah, it's from Reddit...it's still legit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3b4tho/guy_on_rtinder_spits_truth_about_the_brutal/

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>>686207562
To be honest, I don't know. I'm not a Chad all the way but I'm nowhere near beta. I'm 5'7 and I'm usually 7-10 depending on the girl you ask. My dick isn't the smallest nor the biggest, but if I do fuck a girl she wouldn't say she had a bad time or a good time, but rather, "Let's do it again :)" My self-esteem is pretty low, but it shouldn't, in fact to some people I'm the last they would expect to have those feelings.

To be honest, I haven't had a girlfriend since sophomore year of high school, and I don't know why.

>>686207562
They always fuck a different guy and try to friendzone me, so I stop talking to them and try moving on to a different girl. Its a curse or a fuckin disease.

Because I dont got the time, I have 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

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>>686209274
Preorder and you get something extra

>>686234135
Bull. Keep telling yourself that anon

I don't have the balls to talk to girls because I have no idea how to approach them. Also because I don't have a lot of friend, I really have no friends so I don't really go out

>>686207562
I do have a GF. Pisses my wife off no end.

Waifus are better. I mean if you don't want kids, a waifu is is just the objectively better option.

>>686207562
Relationships are an exhausting chore that I'd rather do without.

I'm an asshole

Because circumstances are usually fucked up.
I want them but they don't want me.
I want them but they like me but have boyfriend.
They want me but I don't want them.

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>>686234132
Fuck harder. Break your dick so it swells something crazy and go to town and anyone that is willing to take it. Trust me, you'll love the new you.

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I currently have 3 girlfriends pic related, 1 of them

Its a thankless task but its a duty i must attend to.

>>686234703
You're an asshole

>>686234421
Start chatting with ugly chicks. You'll get better at conversation and come to the realization that every woman is vapid and annoying, which will be good, because you starting a conversation with them will purely be a matter of interest instead of courage.

>>686207562
I do, look at those titties
http://frtyd.com/go/z49J_bAaEj/justme

>>686207562
short, skinny, socially inept, on 4chan at 1 in the morning

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>>686219742
It's a beautiful name

>>686211495
Honestly everyone will prob say how you can't get a gf. But the thing is: you don't need someone. Ever. Not ever having to say: I'm leaving to do this or that, who you want to fuck but you can't or any of the other nonsense.

>>686234807
thanks friend. all of my hard work pays off with a comment like that

>>686234872
Thanks for the advise.

>>686234617
>kek

>>686235042
My cousin was with a guy for two years while he was with another girl (unbeknownst to her) and got HPV so you should get checked regularly

>>686207562
she left a month ago to travel in a different direction than I do. that's it. it sucks.

>>686235208
>>686235194
Unless you want dick/throat cancer

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cuz I'm st8

>>686229566
>YOU'VE CHANGED!
lol'd
When she starts that shit 4months+ in just up your game and start hanging out with other girls

because the only chick i'm into is in a relationship, and even if she wasn't, i don't really have a desire for a relationship. i had my first (real) kiss at 14, first lay at 16, sorta wish i hadn't. i honestly wish i could give myself the chance to achieve wizard status, i'm perfectly fine with a life of mountain hermit celibacy.

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>>686235180
Yeah, with all the romantic shenanigans I get myself into, my life could basically be a sitcom.

>>686235396
i plan on dying at the age of 27 anyway ill be ok

>>686211495
It's like you're my clone

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>>686207562
Because I live at home with both my parents, I don't go out often as I have disease which will get me killed if one bit of bacteria gets on me. I get home schooled by my mum and my dad never talks (one of those boring got a job early and stayed that way). There is a girl next door I like but my mum says she's a whore.
Guess I will forever be stuck in my bubble castle anons...

>>686235565
That doesn't mean you should spread it to other girls. Can't remove pussies

>>686233983
>manlet
proud of you for getting shit done, /b/ro, disproving the stereotype that your people can't get pussy one woman at a time.

>>686235673
Wtf disease is that?

>>686207562
Died two years ago. She was mute and very socially awkward on account that she was disowned because of her flunking her grades due to her being picked and bullied alot. Took her in when she came knocking. Took care of her. She returned the favor by cooking meals for me, preparing the bath, all that lovey dovey stuff. We then became a couple. She was into all sorts of anime tier kinky stuff. She hated it when I was talking to other girls and she would refuse talking to guys, often hiding behind my back. It was adorable.

I miss her.

>>686235673
Travel to Europe, hit up the red light, you'll be fine, besides the bacteria stuff, that'll be the least of your worries.

>>686207562
College sophomore (or soon to be I should say). No need for a girlfriend, can just continue to fuck sluts occasionally on weekends during school. Thinking about getting back into the dating game however that costs money and time which I pretty much have neither at the same time during school. Either got bank and banging skanks or broke and banging skanks lol. Also the chemistry major really requires time. Also not worth going through the effort to find out they are in a long distant relationship.

>>686235890
>mute gf

I need one of these

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>>686207562

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>>686208223
>Fuck 3 or 4 hot girls on a very regular basis

Nigga, you ain't even fucking 1 on a regular basis.

>>686236079
>chem major
best give up dating now, with that sorta career path. if you somehow miraculously manage to get a job that aligns with that major, you can make good money. cross your fingers, man, chem is automatically the least applicable stem field.

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>>686235773
Thanks man.

i literally have the opposite problem, every girl i sleep with I end up dating.... I just wish I was able to turn and burn these hoes... I fall in love with the pussy. Right now, I fucked 3 girls this month alone.. Im already falling for the most recent. I have other good looking ones hitting me up to fuck, and i cant do it. I feel pathetic, but cant help myself

>>686235890
Can you post a pic?

>>686236157
Its adorable, believe me. She never learned how to do those hand signy things and just resorted to writing stuff down on her little notebook she always keeps in her pocket.

When we go out and she wants something like a dress or a meal, she would tap my shoulders, point at the thing that she wants, and do this cute beggy eyes.

I hate it when she does that because I wouldn't be able to resist. It always ends up with her teasing me right after.

>>686235801
It's like a permanent Norovirus. But it only starts if I am exposed to bacteria.

>>686207562
becuase im myself
and fake for being myself
and i call out dumb shit and that offends normalfags

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>>686212330
Hmmm

>death

or

>Comic-Con

Why is life so fucking hard? :c

>>686208867
bullshit

>>686207562
because I gave up on life a long time ago and can't be bothered to start trying again

>>686236458
how about, and this might seem crazy but hear me out, how about you just find a girl, right? and you date this girl, here is where it gets complicated. you wait until you know her fairly well before you smash, ridiculous i know, and then fall for her and not her mad clam game.

want one, don't need one, not worth it.

I'd rather die alone than deal with bitch drama.

btw they only care if you are good looking, unless you have lots of money

they don't care about you, they don't love you, they don't want you, they need you, they don't even know what they want, they have high standards and overpriced goods

>>686235927
I literally can't leave home. When I say I go out often I mean there is like a polysheet made tunnel that goes to my back yard so I can look outside. It's good as I have at least the smallest bit of freedom.

Because I'm inscure about my 11". I'd rather have a 3 inch dick... I'll never be able to have sex comfortably without hurting her
>inb4 post dick pics

>>686236522
but you said she died... or are you different fag?

>>686236836
pic or it never happened

>>686236352
I'll be honest I have an excellent family hookup. Uncle works for a growing pharmaceutical company so a lab job is applicable. And honestly I can get any 60k a year job. A chem degree means you have an IQ higher than the average human dildo by at least a substantial amount

>>686207562
because fuckeverything.jpg

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because this is me

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because im only 18 and my parents are currently splitting after being married all of my life

just goes to show that the right person is never the right person

a relationship might last you a month, a year, 4 years but it can all come to an end

all total bull shit *tips fedora*

>>686236879
Those were just things I fondly remember about her.

I'll spread my genes when I see fit. I'm a law major, and I currently do real estate to pay tuition, so it isn't as if I'm incapable of social interaction and romantically convincing displays. I'm a busy man, though, and can't be bothered to spend time I could be studying with in the presence of a woman.

>>686207562
Between work, constant travel and an aging mother. Simply no time to look for one. Excuses be excuses but it's true.

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Because MEIN FUHRER NEEDS ME SEIG HAIL

>>686237145
Faggot you're just fat. How many times do we need to tell you this. You're probably above average under all that fucking lard. Get to it nigger.

>>686237145
Right so what you need to do is cover it in an oil, chop some garlic and mix this with butter then rub onto said meat.. after preheat overn to... wait.. THATS A FUCKIN HUMAN... SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! KILL IT KILL IT QUICK BEFORE IT BREEDS

>>686208723
I will be 20 in two months and I'm still virgin :(

>>686237145
I've seen worse. You can still make it just shave your fucking beard you retard

>>686237406
>pure cringe
back to >>>/reddit/
i'm sure you'll get many likes and subs there

>>686237310
Sure you got that sweet aging ass to tap - NICE

Last one was boring even if sex was nice.

Life is more than having a gf.

I rather work on myself and see a percent of the world independently before dating again.

You don't need to and shouldn't date someone just so you can fuck. That's what one night stands are for.

>>686236967
any *nonsocial 60k+/year job. fags who pride themselves on high iq tend to sperg out and tip their fedoras a little too often. i have fairly high iq, but i don't bring it up, as it isnt important in my life. i work with words, not numbers, and that has scored me an emotional iq in the hundredth percentile, making me a naturally super-social creature with the ability to get a cushy government or marketing job with little effort. if you're an extrovert, however, kudos /b/ro, you win.

No interest in relationships, just up for no strings attached fun.

>>686237593
Kek, she would literally break in half

>>686237582
And the perfect amount of salt for said dish.

>>686237582
You should be a cook anon! I completely forgot about the SALT

>>686207703
Yeah, you just need some time, everyone knows you find the Right Girl if you just sit behind your keyboard inaktive for prolonged periods of time, could be 1 year, could be 75 years, but one Day Anon, one Day.....

>>686237682
It's more the name slapped on the degree. Chemistry vs a history degree in terms of making money. I kinda want to be a professor to be honest. Haven't decided my minor, maybe education or music

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>>686207562
But I do. Been so for almost 4 years.

>>686237682
>fags who pride themselves on high iq
>I have fairly high iq
>I work with words, not numbers
>emotional iq in hundredth percentile
>I am a fag

Yep, you are a faggot.

>>686237850
>>686237999
oh fuck off. literally nothing is humorous about the typical
>le look at me realizing something and TOTALLY SP0RKING OUT in the middle of my typed sentence
shit is so fucking forced and unfunny. i literally had a fucking stroke reading that autistic shit's retarded reaction

>>686238301
Don't worry anon, I think gingers will make a come back too.. we just have to wait.

>>686207562
BC I have a wife. And a submissive... I guess you could count her.

>>686236352
This is true. The industry is dogshit for chemists. All of my graduating class works at Intel in the fab printing wafers of whatever the fuck they do for 12 hours at a time. You have 0 autonomy, you're a McDonaldized worker with a degree hoping for a better position to open up.

>>686236967
This is the only way to get a job. Just remember with your BS you can start at 55 and cap at 80 very easily. Not a lot of jobs between 80 and 110k... The difference is usually a masters in some kind of field.

I graduated chem in march and had an aerospace job that started this month. This place hires a new chemist every... oh... 10 year? And retains most staff for over 25. They told me I'd have a job until I retired if I was good and wanted one.

I'm in the BEST position a chem graduate could hope to be in without some special kind of hook up. And I had a special hook up, the person who passed off my resume was my lab partner in pchem.

So I started a job as an analytical chemist. Massive autonomy as long as I get my work done.

>>686238301
would facefuck

>>686207562
Talking to girls is the only thing im not confident about

>>686238301
Hopefully not pic related :/

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>>686238395
Too much salt, ruining the meal now anon.

>>686238564
kek, legend

>>686238710
Yes, pic related

>>686238956
Sorry then, anon.... Good news is you are probably still young then - you will find someone better later. Have to start somewhere

I don't have a girlfriend because I my last girl fucked me over so I took an amazing job 1000 miles away and I've been here for 3 weeks.

I'm also living in a hotel and working 60 hours a week right now so even if I wanted one I wouldn't have the time.

Basically just beating it like it owes me money and talking to girls on Tinder for fun. Not really trying to meet any of them, but there's a couple I might try to take out this weekend if for no reason other than to have some real human contact for once outside of work.

Moving into my new place in a week and my new roommates are weird as fuck but will be pretty cool. They go apeshit for Halloween and have tons of friends who do costume makeup in Hollywood. So shit's gonna get weird and hopefully I'll meet some weird chicks along the way.

Not gonna date any one person for a while. Just wanna fuck my way through LA until I find someone who doesn't completely suck.

>>686238956
she's pretty hot.

>>686238733
i hope you realize the "salty" guy isn't even me. idgaf say what you want
>>686237353
>>686237479
witness the rest of the replies

>>686231457
>(You)
how to forget them? Well its gonna sound cheesey as FUCK and gay / edgy as hell but learn to let go.
Sounds retarded but watching avatar the first air bender taught me this.

>Love is never changing and is transferred from one relationship / person to the next.
>Love yourself first, only then can you truly love others
>Learn that you cannot save every one / everything and that some relationships are meant to end
>Learn that if you truly love some one, that you would want them to be happy no matter what, let them choose what they want to do and be true to yourself and your feelings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrbppmsZJw

Yea yea I'm a man child for watching this shit but it really does contain some knowledge and it worked for me and made me a better person because of it. Results is all that matters.

Also look up Zen meditation and practice mindfulness activities.

not gonna lie never thought I would get a girlfriend. happened somehow. have faith retards.

>>686207562
Not a good time for me to have or look for a girlfriend. I barely graduated with a BSME and I'm unemployed so I have bigger problems in front of me and my education debt will be knocking soon.

I don't have a problem talking to women but I am very hesitant now. Been extremely cautious ever since I got accused of sexually harassing a girl at a party about a year ago. I haven't felt good since. I know I didn't do anything to her but my name is slandered in my friend group. Even though my friends believe me, I know they still have doubts. I haven't been comfortable being alone with another woman after that whole thing. Hell, I quit drinking after hearing that and I prefer only to drink when I'm around my guy friends.

Basically what I'm getting at, I'm not financially secured and I'm not emotionally or mentally prepared.

Well, seems like the cons outweigh the pros, I guess you have to be emotionally ready for that.

Because my wife found out about her.

>>686210130
chuckled

>>686239155
But she's cool. And pretty good beneath the sheets.

Because I live in a small town and haven't gone to college yet. Next fall, I imagine things will be different. I'm not too concerned either way, though. I'm my 1st priority.

because I have a boyfriend

>>686238321
i didnt pride myself on it, i was making a statement.
>ITT: autists can't tell the context of words.

>>686239265
You're autistic - makes sense now...

>>686240303
Can I fuck either of you

>>686240546
what makes you say that? i am autistic but what made you say that?

>>686240303
this
>i have enough trouble trying to force his 8inch dick up my ass
>I dont need another pain in the ass

>>686207562
Mine recently cheated on me.

>>686240328
>didn't pride myself
>> EMOTIONAL IQ IN HUNDREDTH PERCENTILE
>making a statement

that 'ITT' to avoid confrontation.. fuck you're pathetic.

>>686207562
I'm not confident, rich, or attractive which you need at least one of to get a girlfriend.