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Ask a guy who is going to fuck pornstar Lisa Sparxxx next month
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Ask a guy who is going to fuck pornstar Lisa Sparxxx next month with 3 of his friends anything!!!!

Also is she anybody else's favorite pornstar???
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Come on no questions?!
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Are you going to have a dick sword fight?
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How much is it going to cost you?
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>>686205017
Hahaha no way man, it is going to be a little weird I'm sure but I'm so goddamn excited for it, we've been waiting like 7 months for her to get back with us and she booked it yesterday!!
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>>686203982
it would be more interested to do this AFTER you fucked her. with proof pics.
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>>686205205
Just a grand man, split four ways so I'm only paying 250 out've pocket, we got her for 2 hours
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How did you go about booking her?
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>>686205230
Yeah for sure but I had to tell somebody!! I'll try to do this again after we do it and try to take some pics if she'll let us!
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>>686205405
Her tits look like big toes
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>>686204690
how much are you paying her? is it one price that you and your friends are splitting?
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>>686205498
Just through her site man, it was easy as fuck.
>>686205616
Okay, I can't wait to feel those toes haha
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>>686204690
why would anyone want to fuck that walrus?
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How did you contact her?
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>>686205677
Yes we're splitting it
>>686205793
Because it's Lisa Sparxxx
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>>686205405
Like DP or take turns?
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You don't feel like you're getting ripped off to fuck an aging pancake tit landwhale?

couldn't you just pick one up at a bar?
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Why?
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>op is spending 250 bucks to fuck a fat old used up porn star surrounded by 3 other penises

Lmao
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>>686206176
he could have spent that to go to Poland and fuck her with 918 other dicks around
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>>686205962
She doesnt do anal anymore so no dp :(
>>686206010
Fuck no dude, she's one of the greatest pornstars of all time!!
>>686206106
Because it's Lisa Sparxxx
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>>686206176
I will never forget it that's for sure!! How many other people can say they fucked their favorite pornstar?!
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>>686206621
You talk like some kind of middle aged person
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>>686205962
We will all fuck her at once if that's what your asking
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>>686206746
I mean I'm 30, what do you mean?
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>>686206621
>Having a favorite porn star
>Bragging about buying a fat hooker
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enjoy yourself op she is still kinda hot imo
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>>686206403
objectively speaking. She isn'tthat great. She's like Houston. Just known for fucking a ton of guys in one sitting. plus she's wayyyyyy past her prime. If this was '04 or MAYBE even '09 then I could see it being worth it. You could probably fuck Gianna for this amount and she's hotter.

This, http://m.fux.com/video/199232/lisa-sparxxx-deepthroat-puke and her gag factor scene are probably the best things she's done
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>>686205780
When you contacted her you just said "I want to fuck you how much?"??
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>>686203982
Bravo! I've always had a thing for this chick, I think it's because my ex chick's sister looks a little like her and I've always wanted to dick the sister..
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>>686206621
I'd fuck her obviously but wouldn't pay for it. If she's your favourite and your not too fussed about the cash can't fault you man. Has she set any specifics before you four fuck her?

>I'd pay for Belladonna
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>>686206962
Yeah she is a professional hooker no doubt, and she's made a career at it
>>686206966
Dude I'm beyond pumped man
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>>686206787
>>686206924
$1000.
unbelievable. You should renegotiate. Maybe a couple hundred and then take her out to dinner.
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>>686207170
> belladonna
doesn't she have the hiv or something?
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>>686203982
Condom or no condom?
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>>686207044
Whatever man, she still escorts so she must be making money
>>686207090
You send in a claim to book her and you have to put a deposit down and get tested
>>686207170
Just be tested, clean, and fuck her hard!!>>686207195
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>>686203982
eww... she is fucking gross...
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Where will this happen? LA or somewhere?
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>>686207291
That's her rate, 500 an hour.
>>686207427
We have to wear condoms
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>>686205405
You're paying??? To fuck that??? The fuck is wrong with you?? You could find a local whore who looks like that for 75 or 100 bucks tops.
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>>686207595
Nashville, Tennessee
>>686207699
Yeah man, look her up. Shes a legend
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>>686207480
> 919 guys at once
> countless nig nogs
> have to wear a condom
good call.
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>>686207372
No idea, just remember her name from various vids over the years.
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happy for you OP

do you have to wear a condom when you're getting sucked?
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>>686207823
>She's a legend

Dude... She might be a legend but she's ugly. Neither her face or her body make it up for her "status".

I'm really siding with everyone: it's retarded to blast money on this. With this price you could get a tight 19 years old ass to ram all night.

But whatever floats your boat I guess...
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>>686203982
are you genuinely proud of this accomplishment?
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I cant fap to her videos though cuz most of the time its some black dude beating up those guts. She could still get the dick
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>>686207823
not found: ass
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>>686208095
just looked up her bio. it was chlamydia that she had. She thought she got the herp at one point but turned out to be a skin rash.
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>>686208181
Nope
>>686208200
It's absurd to hate on her tho, you have to respect her. Definitely not ugly, she's all natural man huge tits and a fat ass! Been making porn for 15 years
>>686208237
Yeah I guess
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So dumping your load on that moo cow face probably isn't an option???
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OP, I am proud of you. It will be the best 250 you ever spent. Lisa sparxxx is a legendary name. Cum on those big, fat floppers for me bro.
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>>686208285
She fucks every dick
>>686208359
Dude she has a bigger ass than tits
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>>686208952
> bigger ass than tits
no shit! shes 250lbs
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Last time I tried to fuck a porker all I had to do was wave a bag of twinkies under her face and she was good for a 200 guy train. 250 dollars. You dumb fucking kid.
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>>686203982
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>>686208604
>It's absurd to hate on her tho, you have to respect her. Definitely not ugly, she's all natural man huge tits and a fat ass! Been making porn for 15 years

Dude I'm not "hating" on her. I give zero fuck about her because I find her repulsive.

Her tits are saggy as fuck, she's got a beer belly and her ass is nothing crazy if we trust the pictures posted here..

Also I don't "respect" a porn start because she sucked dick nonstop for 15 years.
What is "respectable" about that, what did she do to earn it ? She fucked dudes. Nothing wrong, nothing fancy. She just fucked dudes. She must be really lose down there too.
And finally, I find "pro porn" really boring and annoying. Hearing a girl going "HO YEAH HO YEAH HO YEAH FUCK ME DADDY IM YOUR LITTLE SLUT WHOS VIRGIN FROM THE ASS HO MY GOD YOUR DICK IS SO BIG MY ASS IS SO VIRGIN" while taking a 12 inches donger in the butt no prob.

Nah really, I've given up on profesionnal porn since I turned 15 and discovered amateur, castings etc... So really ZERO appeal to me to fuck "that".
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>>686207291
>feeding that thing may cost as much
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How much did you pay?
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>>686207823
"legend". what is wrong with you? she is dirty, she is a porn whore.
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>>686209729
He paid 250 american dollars to fuck a wal mart employee who's been dipping her crotch in a portpotty for 15 years.
>financial wizard
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>>686209926
This.

And an ugly one.
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I love how she gets progressively more disgusting in every pic as the thread goes on - Lisa Sparxx WAS sorta ok, kinda, and was appealing because she was just a filthy whore, then she got fat, started doing inter-racials, and just... wasn't so great. I think it's cool that you get to fulfill whatever fantasy you've been nurturing about her, but I highly suspect reality will not live up to what's going on in your head
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Enjoy your AIDS.
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>>686210101
>wal mart employee who's been dipping her crotch in a portpotty for 15 years.

kek'd so hard
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>>686209310
Yeah but she does pro porn and does amateur shit. A lot of her shit is with her "fans", I think that's what makes her so popular
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>>686210101
Hahaha that's great
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She's a giant fatass Michelin man hambeast these days. Bring a couple bags of flour with you to find her holes if you want to fuck that blob.
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>>686206403
$500/hour and she doesn't do anal?? She's got the perfect face for anal, tho.
I hope you didn't put a deposit down on her yet. Nonrefundable?
You done goofed.
Can you at least video the whole damn thing?
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Prepare to be disappointed op
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>>686207195
>Yeah she is a professional hooker no doubt, and she's made a cancer at it
Fify
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>>686207823
>900+ person gangbang.
I know that the loose pussy thing is a myth, but that means she's in the four digits. I'll pass.
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