>>686198480
try less.

>>686198480
Specified thread doesn't exizt fag.

>>686198480
timestamp

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>>686198480
It's bread.

More?

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>>686198480
>>686199961
Fake is fake

>>686199961
I'm guessing he isn't op?

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Hey guys! Woah what's that tasty thing op posted hahahahahahah

how'd you get her?

I don't know faggot, let us see the temp on the meat thermometer.

>>686200392
Human cooked

Did you catch it yourself?

It need a dash of cumin, and roasted bell peppers, and some little dinner rolls and you gotcha self a good meal.

Timestamp or didn't happen... Sharpie in pooper

>>686198480
This should be on iron chef.

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did not happen, no timestamp, faggotness

OP's a fag.And i am too

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>>686201138
wtf are those 10/10 lips

namira feels pleased now

>>686198480
bread looks ready

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>>686200199
O RLY?

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>ITT newfags get b8ed

>>686201138

Look closely at his dick

>no homo

>>686201138
Pearly penile palpuls.
I have those too. Harmless.

Need to know more about this!

>>686202218
You got an ugly dick

>>686198480
That you are a fucking retard.

1. The only animals you leave the skin on are piscine, and avian. Not mammals it ruins the flavor
2. You have to remove the organs, which clearly you didn't do.
3. There is obviously no seasoning on this and the meat isn't prepared in cutlets, fucking amateur.

Next time try
Skinning, gutting, butchering, dry aging at 40 degrees F for three days.

Cook legs, arms, and ribs like BBQ.
Back stabs and tenderloins like very fine pork cutlets.
Buttocks and shoulders in a hearty stew, think potatoes and carrots.

Also add lots of butter.

>>686203410
Can't tell if serious or not.. Are you legitimately giving out human cooking tips? Like you've ever eaten human haha

>>686199961
the formal setting is what creeps me out.

>>686203156
You haven't even seen my dick faggot

>>686201668
>that subtle refrence
Darkest dungeon is truly a game worthy of narration

>>686203663
You'd be surprised what you can do, when after culinary school you can't find a decent job. Everyone wants you to Stage for a year. So you working in funeral home after 6 miserable months at a community college for a certificate to work on the dead.

OP, we ain't believing shit until you timestamp

Retarded newfags, reverse search the image.

dats bread you tink i am stoopid?

>>686204146
So you have eaten the flesh of your own kind... pretty rad! what did we taste like?

>>686204146
Nah, still too far fetched for me. Cannibalism is one of the most extreme things in this world. I don't think you are one, but prove me wrong if you can. If you care enough I guess,

>>686204492
Depends on the prep. But by itself it's pretty fucking garbage meat. It's like a cross between wild pig, and slightly tougher meet like water buffalo.

Keeping the fat is important if you want the most authentic flavor, but butter is a better substitute.

>>686204921
It's not really that extreme. Cannibalism has gone on throughout the centuries. It's only extreme if you kill for it. I dont. I just strip meat from people hitting the crematorium.

Lots of people eat the flesh of their relatives as a sign of respect.

ALSO AVOID USING THE SPINE OR BRAIN. IT'S TEMPTING TO USE THE RICH SPINE FOR BONE BROTH, DON'T DO IT.

>>686205349
Can you not get HIV/Aids from cannibalism? I have always been curious since that's what happens when blood types mix

>>686205741
I mean I haven't eaten that many folks. I don't know, but I usually shy away from people who die from sickness, just to be safe.

>>686205349
kek'd.I won't be eating human any time soon guy. But brain seems like a delicacy, not sure why you condone it.

>>686206127
Well since in funerary school we learned, that handling brains and spinal fluid requires full biohazard gear, due to prions. I avoid it. Don't want the undertakers nod.....

>>686198480
>>686198677
>>686203410
>>686204146
>>686205349
>ITT edgy faggots who got abused as children.
Kill yourselves.

>>686198480
not cookin' the best part...head

>>686206397
LOL. I'm doubting the guy and simply interested in his story. How am I edgey or in any way abused? Also you comment jys in 2016, kys.

Oh man I just looked up the pics of TM, Brutal what that chink did to his head

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>>686198480
What's the sauce. I know it's fake but..

>>686207937
Do you know how to reverse image search?

>>686206397
I'm not edgy nor was I abused. I was a chef originally and then became mortician. I was curious on purely the intellectual level. I had both training and opportunity, and gave it a shot. Would I do it more than I have? No, it's not that good and it's a lot of work.

But give it a shot, sure. It's not that great, it's only taboo in western culture, except russia. People escaped the gulags with one fat person in tow for a reason.

But the fact is we are all just walking talking meat sacks. Why let it all go to waste on silly ancient religious beliefs and stigma?

>>686199961
This is bread.

>>686198480
This is real, cannibal shit web.

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>>686203410
>>686204146
>>686204954
>>686205349
>>686205952
>>686206333
>>686208352

>>686208563
I just searched and it was some dude named Tim McLean or some shit

>>686206127
Brain is pretty ideal for causing you all kinds of illnesses.

>>686206329
It's not even a chick!"

>>686207937
Not fake, just not OP.

>>686202010
You are right that is disgusting

>>686206064
its actually bread

>>686209286
Yup, that chineese cannibal got free in the end

>>686210884
I just read that too...that shit is insane. Canada let him and Karla Homolka off scott free. Fucking crazy.

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>>686200395
I MADE THAT!

>>686211453
Crazy yeah

>>686209286
>>686207306
>>686204437
>>686208305
Its real but it aint Tim.

>>686212184
Who's the guy in those photos with the head decapitated and the nose/eyes/tongue separated?

>>686212527
I'm talking about OP's pic... yes no eyes man is Tim

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>bread

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noice

>>686212527
post it

That would be impossible to tell without a meat thermometer.

Just FYI;
Tim McLean was killed on a Greyhound Bus.
Dude took out his eyes, ears and tongue and placed them about like a Mr.Potato Head. He only actually ate smaller pieces.

Fun Fact though, the Dude who did was recently released from the Canadian Psych Ward.

>>686215354
>arranged the eyes and ears like a mr. potato head
fucker was playing with his food

>>686211724
You sick fuck...

>>686206127
You can get a really gnarly disease called Kuru from eating human brain tissue.

>>686215354
This pisses me off as much as that weird japanese fucker who ate the french girl.
That fucker actually made money off of eating that french girl and is scott free

>>686216328
born in china

>>686216328
source?

>>686216442
just gaggle tim mclean

>>686198480
what are these white tips for, actually? is that a usa thing? only see it in american cookings

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>>686216391
no, talking about THIS japanese fucke r>>686214153

>>686216666
would you look at those quads, damn son

>>686216719
oh my bad

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>>686203663
>haha

>>686216666
demon quintz

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>>686216666
HOLY SHIT

>>686208262
Hey buddy

>>686216442
Issei Sagawa, wrote a book, was in plays, did interviews, was on gameshows. spent 5 years or so in a hospital iirc

>>686216903
Are you retarded?

>>686216442
It's some fucking PETA bullshit they tried to run an ad for exploiting the Tim McLean killing.

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>>686203410

truth

>>686216903
...that's it. I'm off /b/ forever.

>>686213878
>the body of jebus

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>>686215273
the last panel on the left is pretty funny to be honest though...

>>686203410
"this"

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>>686216124
That was the meal we had before I put a toe-tag on my wife and fucked her like she was dead.

>good times...

>>686199961
this shit is bread

I wonder what human tastes like. I bet it is all stringy and rough.

>>686198480
looks good to me.

>>686217590
actually it depends on your fat to muscle ratio, fat fucks will taste more like pork, while beef cakes will taste just like that, beef

>>686217830
In fact, the cannibals have always said that Human meat tastes Like pork but a little more hard

>>686217590
You surely taste like shit, don't worry