>>686195738
My one nigga is dating the girl I like, while my other nigga is making moves on the girl I like. Wat do /b/

first

why mens swimming make my pee pee feel funny?

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>>686196024
Are they the same girl?

>>686196102
What?

>>686196037
Not even close

>>686195738
Am I a masochist if I like it when my big black boyfriend fucks my ass so hard he tears it and pulls it inside out? I've already needed 2 surgeries

>>686195738
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it, can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>686196213
Yes it's the same girl. Nigga 1 is dating her while nigga 2 is making going after her.

>>686195738

i just nearly died twice of a heart attack in the last couple of months. now have some complications of congestive heart failure due to heart damage. have had a couple of episodes of acute pulmonary edema, scary shit, like i was drowning in air.

now i'm afraid to go to sleep (as the ape happened while sleeping). afraid to venture from home. just afraid. scared shitless i'm going to drop dead. have gotten to where i listen to my heart beat just to know it's right, and you can't do that evry fucking second of the day.

what do i do?

>>686195738
T-tits or gtfo

>>686195738
How can i beat my social anxiety?

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>>686195738
I don't like myself cuz I tried to become strong by shooting my foot with .22 calibre bullets in an attempt to becpme immune to all bullets (like building a resistance) but now all I got is no foot and 1 bullet

Show your tits

>>686195738
What does it mean when you and a girl hangout all the time and she never calls you by name then suddenly starts using you're name alot more as well as keeps staring at you till you see her doing it then she smiles and turns away?

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>>686195738
Good evening Alice! How was your day?
The pool opens in a few days! I'm so excited~~

>>686195738


Is it worth it trying to forgive somebody that cheated on you? How do you deal with the nagging feeling that they'll do it again?

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>>686196359
I would recommend telling 1 about 2's unwanted advances.

>>686196368
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes softly* I'm sorry you had to go through that Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. Are you on alpha or beta blockers? Those can really help regulate your heart as well as ease your anxiety.

One thing you could do is get a heart beat tracker; they have some that go off if your heart beat stops. That could be a powerful piece of comfort for you.

>>686196497
CBT. Ask your doctor about it today.

>>686196609
Probably means she is in to you. Ask her out.

>>686196680
Oh? What day?

>>686196696
No; walk away.

>>686196728
NIGGA YOU A SNITCH

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>>686196728
>>686196680
>>686196213
are you able to self-diagnose your autism based on the fact you think anime is good?

>>686196908
Dont you dare shit talk Alice

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>>686196908
You realize I'm not even posting anything from anime, right?

>>686196860
Snitches lead to socially better outcomes.

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why do my spaghettios keep making lightning?

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Why do you think you are above the rules here?

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>>686196728
The 28th! I'm going to have to get a new bikini before then~

How are you doing?

>>686196728
>*wraps her arms around you and squeezes softly* I'm sorry you had to go through that Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. Are you on alpha or beta blockers? Those can really help regulate your heart as well as ease your anxiety.
>One thing you could do is get a heart beat tracker; they have some that go off if your heart beat stops. That could be a powerful piece of comfort for you.

thank you. i'll look into it. yeah, i'm 37, found out the hard way that i have that problem with making too much bad cholesterol. it's been high, and have been on cholesterol med, but not long enough i guess. thanks again.

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>>686197133
Take the spoon out.

>>686197153
Newfags don't know what the actual rules are. How sad.

>>686197183
Oh? Gonna work on your tan?

I'm okay, could be better.

>>686197203
It's my honor Anonymous. Contact me at [email protected] if you need anything else.

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i see you are back alice
welcome
i've been checking at 8:00 everyday since you left and i had a feeling you would be back again today

its your favorite patient, tick

i've been waiting all this time to ask what your thoughts are on all the conspiracy theories around you

you have been accused of the following:

>Secret chat of dedicated followers who you are allegedly manipulating

>faking burns and being fucked with a knife when you were younger

>also, i wouldn't mention this unless it was relevant but lying about your breast size
lol

sorry for the interrogation but there seems to be some mysteries
there does seem to be some evidence to support these claims but i think they are a bit far fetched personally

>>686197084
an·i·me

/ˈanəˌmā/

noun

a style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children.

Then what do you call the style of the pictures your posting?

>>686195738
I keep thinking about something that happened a month ago, that still somewhat bothers me. How can I completely get over it? I have talked to friends about it, that helped, but I think the last thing I need to do is to help myself.

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>>686195738
what music do you like?

Alice, as in *the* alice?

Anonymous left after moot. I miss moot, even if he did cum on his own face in a computer chair

>>686196345
Bumping this.

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Why is she only stuttering on the first post and openly being a passive aggressive cunt now?

>>686195738
did you find the recent move by COA for doctoral program accred. to be one that promotes best practices within the field?

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>>686197388
Ah? I was on at 8AM EST today too.

My chat is not a secret; anyone can come by if they like.
I'm not faking anything.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I WILL HAVE THEIR HIDE FOR THIS.

>>686197411
They are from a video game, good sir.

>>686197441
What happened?

>>686197489
Jazz and blues

>>686197551
Only one currently active.

>>686197335
but then how can i eat it, im no savage

Im madly in love with you

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>>686197625
got anything else with more... emotion?

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>>686197613
It's a step in the right direction, but which move in particular? There have been several in the last few years.

>>686197669
Use a fork.

>>686197672
That's a very bad idea Anonymous! You can find someone much better than me, I assure you!

hey i have a question, im badly afraid of most things but i do them anyways, can that shit damage my personality or even grow a fucking tumor in my head or something, cuz i`ve being doing this since i recall and the only repercussions are depression and maybe having a hard time being myself and exposing myself to other people

>>686197625
Alice2?

>>686196728
Oh 1 knows about 2. It's just the situation of a love square. Wat do

>>686195738
I don't know if I'm a sociopath.
How can I get a diagnosis irl without setting off the psych wardens alarm.

suicidal gf, attempted it about a month ago. is stable and happy now. mostly due to her crazy fucking mom. what do? should i stay or should i go.mp3?

>>686197775
the most recent one circa approval by the COA about 2 months ago that takes effect beginning in the 2017-2018 cycle.

What are your thoughts on EPPP2?

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>>686196908
I, too, am not from an anime. Git gud!

>>686197335
I will probably burn pretty bad, and I had some really bad burns back in the day (ironic) after falling asleep at a pool with a sangria.. Good times.. Good times...

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>>686197594
I'm comin for you, thot

>>686197388
The secret chat thing is a blatant lie, but her militant followers have 100% been manipulated into sticking with her army.

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>>686197388
she's on at 8 like every weekday??
Also, the chat isnt secret at all. In fact it gets posted in these threads like at least twice per thread. We dont actively give it out, but sometimes people go "huehue post link" and then no one even comes in.

>>686197594
because she a fag

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>>686197765
Welll....I've been listening to this while drawing manga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4e5reGtKJA

Maybe it'll help.

>>686197788
Ah? What sort of things are you actually doing?

>>686197825
That's me <4

>>686197841
I think you better just leave it alone then.

>>686197849
There are no psych wardens.

>>686197863
Is she moving out? She needs to remove herself from the situation that caused her to have such feelings and get depressed in the first place.

>>686198057
I don't have an army; they won't listen to me when I fucking ask them even simple things.

>>686197775
No i cant you are my true love! I want to get you and sail the endless sea that is your beatiful mind. Let me lick you up and down until you say stop <3

>>686198081
hey luka are you the one of the tripfags on infinity ?

>>686197625
i see
i talked to one person on skype who insisted she knew you in real life, lived 10 minutes from you and repeated how you were a deceitful sociopath
the way she described you sounded more like a bond villain tbh

i probably wont visit the chat
i dont care to be surrounded by meat heads who are all in love with you

i got a new cable so i can record better from my piano
i can do an improv right now on anything you request

sad, happy, horror etc.

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>>686198170
>anime music

are you trolling me, anon?

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>>686198234
Creep-meter over 9000, settle down anon

>>686198288
in my defense, i hate her and still go to the chat

>>686198170
You're either asking the wrong things, or you're asking things that children probably can't do.

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>>686198170
to be fair, that's true. We're more like hyper children who dont listen and she's like our overworked mom who has given up
>>686198236
Infinity?

>>686198170
shes going to my college this coming year which should be good for her, just need to get through the summer

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G-good evening, thread~

Blood-chan made me post, good b-bye :x

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>>686197895
I think EPPP2 is far too harsh; we need more people out in the field, not less.

Also, who the hell will pay for it?

>>686198234
No thanks.

>>686198288
Was that person known as Ikarous or Blood-chan? If so, they have absolutely no knowledge of me IRL.

Also, only one person is in love with me in my chat, but okay.

That does sound interesting though...

>>686198349
>

>>686198456
Like "don't post porn when I'm on my phone cuz it breaks the layout and my boss might see it"?

Doesn't seem too difficult.

>>686198482
Then I'd stay, Anonymous. If you actually care about her.

What school of psychotherapy do you feel is most appropriate in conceptualizing the human experience and development.

>>686197625
It was something stupid, pretty much impersonated. Everything is fine now, it's just that sometimes my mind randomly wanders back to it

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>>686198575
Hm. I'd say behaviorism or perhaps computational psychology.

>>686198655
Are you having intrusive thoughts about it? That is, does it barge into your mind state without you consciously trying to think about it?

>>686198170
But I can't leave it alone because I'm in love with this girl. I've been trying to get over her but all I do is think about her.

>>686198467
8ch on /animus/ board, just nevermind it

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one of the reasons people said she was lying about the burns was her recent webm doesn't have burns on the arms like she supposedly claimed she had

strongly advised you ignore the file name and circled area on the screen this is the only sc i have. leave me alone

>>686198749
I think so

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>>686198539
Good to see you were as enthusiastic as I was.

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Kermits not a good friend.

>>686198777
Get out, Bebop.

K so here's my problem. I think I'm becoming g a sociopath. I cheated almost everyone I know so that I could get 400 dollars so that I could buy weapons. I'm starting to get really good at killing stuff, it's all I really do, and I have to pretend whenever I'm going into a conversation. At this point I've caused the deaths of 2 people, and made several just flat out hate me do to i private plots to tick them off. If u have anything to suggest I'd like to hear it.

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>>686198571
the applicant will. just the way they drop 1500 a pop right now to take the test and get the study materials, praying they pass the first time. so are you an actual psychologist or just playing pretend on the internet.

i'm the former.

best i've got sitting around my house as proof.

req. proof.

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Alice has burns on her body?

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>>686195738
I just found that im kinda schizoid
And I kinda dont know if its good or bad cuz this is very peacfull state of living on the otherhand ppl i care for feel hurt becouse of this

should i seek help ?

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>>686198288
>meat heads in love with her
We probably troll alice just as much as the rest of /b/ does.
>>686198777
I believe that's someone i used to know. I was Luka for a while here, and then another showed up. He doesn't really hang with us anymore.

>>686198170
You know what I mean.
I want to get diagnosed as secretly as possible.
What should I say
"Hi my name is anon and I might be a sociopath."?

>>686199027
not anymore she got skin grafts years ago